Touch the Sky

Recommended Might: 600

After completing the main quest The Thin White Line, you’ll get a message from Father Maxi asking you to meet your spiritual guide in Stark’s Pond. Head there only to find Seaman who will brief you about the quest you’ll be embarking on.

After the cutscene, you’ll be in Valhalla and play a mini-game similar to the infamously popular “Flappy Bird”. You have to time your spacebar presses to keep the unicorn afloat with its rainbow farts. Your objective is to simply reach the objective while avoiding hitting the columns and later on projectiles from enemies. You’ll only have a small number of lives but if you keep on failing, the game will annoyingly and amusingly insult you by giving you a ton of lives and some invulnerability.

Once the gay fish’s mom reaches heaven, Jesus will appear and will allow you to choose your religion. This will complete your own character sheet. In addition, Jesus will allow you to take a selfie with him. Comply to add him as a follower in Coonstagram.

Finally, you’ll be transported back to the pond area where the good-for-nothing rednecks will arrive again to fight you. The field is quite small so you have to focus your attacks to gain an advantage immediately. If possible, perform Knockback combos and AoE attacks to take out the enemies quickly. After defeating them, you’ll get meds and scrap compponets, $8.70, and 125 XP. Quest complete!