Always Bet on Chaos

Recommended Might: 400

You’ll get a message from Professor Chaos after completing the main stories The Invitation, The Chaos Gambit, and The Samaritan Agenda. You’ll have to meet him at the South Park Bank. There’s lava blocking the door that you can clear using the Sandblaster ability but if you already did that before, just walk inside the bank to start the quest.

Once inside a cutscene will trigger and you’ll have to play a mini-game. You need to spin the wheel and increase your wealth without going bankrupt. If you have bailouts earned and other bonuses, make sure to save and use them when you go bankrupt. The mini-game has a bit of RNG in it but you should be able to reach the $700 goal to complete the mini-game.

After receiving the check, leave the bank and you’ll encounter the rednecks again. They’ll engage you in battle for taking der jeebs. Professor Chaos will be a fixed party member for this battle and his third power, Hired Hands will allow him to summon a minion to fight alongside your team for a few turns. Professor Chaos’ minion has a very limited attack range so you can’t rely on it for offense but primarily for taking the enemy’s attention. No special strategy is needed to take out the rednecks so you can use general combat tactics against them. Watch out also for the microaggression prompt that will appear on one of the rednecks. Defeating the rednecks will give you the Horns of the Deplorable artifact, Professor Chaos Character Sheet, $4.26, and

120XP. Quest complete!