The Many Asses of Dr. Mephesto (Part 1)

Next, you have to go to Dr. Mephisto’s Genetics Lab. After reaching the gate, you’ll have to wait for 6 hours for the tour. Since you can’t possibly wait that long, just stay put until Morgan Freeman gives you a hint about the last timefart power you can learn. Once the fan by the gate is activated, stand in front of it then activate your timefart Shift to change the day or night cycle.

Once done, you can head to the lab on top of the hill. However, there are several containers that can you loot on the way up. The bag in the lower left of the hill has a Maximum Antidote and Orb of Sublime Insight Recipe. There are two other bags beside the dead trees that contain components. Regroup with your teammates to enter the lab.

Mephesto will lead you to the lift. Don’t forget to loot the container along the way to get more components. When ready, join them in the lift to start the tour. At the end of the tour, the facility’s security grid will be shut down and everything goes haywire. First, you’ll have to deal with the many-assed cats.

The field has several explosive canisters that will damage anyone around it and douse it with “cheese” (Grossed out status). The cats themselves are also capable of dealing considerable damage and inflict bleeding. Prioritize taking out the Alpha Cat since it can boost the attack of all cats in the field on top of giving them +90 Protection. The cats can be easily defeated as well, especially if you utilize long-ranged attacks and powerful melee attacks. Make sure to save up your Ultimate Attack and preferably unleash an AoE Ultimate instead.

During the second turn, Dr. Mephesto will accidentally release the more cats from their enclosures. Continue focusing on individual cats and use AoE attacks and status ailments to whittle their numbers down quickly. On the third turn, Dr. Mephisto will accidentally release the remaining cats from the enclosures. Heal up as needed then continue focusing on individual targets until you wipe out the nasty many-assed cats. You’ll obtain Claw Scars costume, Jar of *** Protozoa, $6.49, and 125XP for winning the battle.

After the cutscene, head back to the cat enclosures and loot the containers there to get more components and a Maximum Antidote. Talk to Dr. Mephesto if you still haven’t done so, then exit through the door to the right.

In the next room, loot some components from the container in the middle of the room, and the Dazzling Dervish Recipe from the Mephesto Tech bag behind some terminals. There’s a toxic sludge blocking your path so use the Sandblaster buddy power to blow it away. Next, use Haywire to short the electrical panel above the security door to remove its glass cover.

Use Timefart Pause to pull the power canister from its location. Push it and continue to the right then use Diabetic Rage to remove the obstacle. Continue pushing the canister past the obstacle then loot the components from the container in the far right. Once done, use Timefart Glitch to reset the obstacle’s position and allow you to slide the canister in the slot on the wall to remove the grate leading to the emergency stairs. Before taking the stairs, climb up to reach the Mephesto Tech bag containing a Cheesing Vial. Go back down and continue downstairs to reach the next floor.

In this floor, continue walking to the left until you encounter a mutant 6th grader. He’ll leave you alone for now to see some boobs so continue heading left to reach the doorway. Don’t forget to loot the components from the bag by the doorway.

In the next room, you’ll find another toxic sludge in the lower-right corner. Blow it away with the Sandblaster buddy power to loot the components inside the biohazard container. If you pop the crack on the overhead pipe to the right side of the room, you’ll get biohazard containers as well. You’ll find a large group of mutated 6th graders blocking the path. You can avoid fighting them by shorting out the electrical panel above the glass door using the Haywire buddy power then quickly pushing the button there to display a pair of boobs on-screen to distract them. From there, you can just continue going to the left, destroy the obstacle and loot the Plasma Analizer artifact from the container. Get the Homicidal Tendencies DNA from the glass cabinet to the left then push the big red button again in the other end of the room to distract the second group of mutated 6th graders. This should allow you to cross the path safely.

However, if you’re confident enough of your team’s strength, you can just go ahead and engage them in battle. You’ll be dealing with 6th grader pigs and apes with both edges of the field blocked by electrical nodes that will shock anyone in front of them once damaged. The pigs have low defense and HP, making it easy to dispose of them quickly. Be warned however, that they explode upon death, grossing out anyone around them. A good knockback move should be enough to detonate a 6th grader pig to a group of enemies. The apes in the other hand, are quite sturdy. Like before, save your AoE ultimate to damage multiple targets at once. Take out the pigs first then focus on individual apes, unless you have more AoE attacks that can damage several of them first. After winning this battle, you’ll earn a SphincterPlex artifact, Gorilla Toughness DNA, $6.96, and 125 XP.