The Many Asses of Dr. Mephesto (Part 2)

After the battle with the mutated 6th graders, Dr. Mephesto will confirm that the CPU is in the next door. Before heading there and if you chose to get rid of the 6th graders first, don’t forget to loot the Homicidal Tendencies DNA and Plasma Analizer from the glass cabinet and biohazard container inside the small chamber in the side of the room.

When ready, continue to the left to trigger a cutscene. When prompted, take a selfie with Mitch Connor by taking a clear shot of his “master plan” on screen. Once the cutscene’s done, loot all containers in the current room first then exit to the left.

In the next room, blow away the toxic sludge with the Sandblaster buddy power. Next, loot the Nucleus Suit and Mask costumes from the biohazard container then short the electrical panel using Haywire. This will make the heavy glass door to fall forward, creating a platform that you can use. Next, use Fartkour to reach the other side. Continue down the ramp then loot the components inside the container. Talk to the Human Kite again to successfully Fartkour your way across the hole on the floor. Loot the container there as well to get more components then finally use Diabetic Rage to open the emergency exit. Take the ladder down to the next area.

Continue heading to the next room where you’ll find a group of *** Mutants. Engage them, preferably after using the timefart Pause to get some free hits to stun them and give you a free shot to secure combat advantage. The gimmick in this battle are the opening floor grates that spring open alternately, damaging anyone standing on them. Red tiles represent the floors that will activate once the turn gauge in the lower-middle of the screen is filled up. Use your turn to move your allies off the red tiles then use ranged attacks or those with pull or knockback so you can force your enemies to step on the red tiles instead. Also, you can deliberately wait for the gauge to fill up if your team is already in the safe spots to prevent enemies from taking action. Once the grates open, the red tile locations will be changed and you have to repeat the same process again until all of the *** mutants get defeated.

The battle will continue with a couple of porcupine and 6th grader hybrids and a cat. They have ranged attacks which shouldn’t be a problem as long as you have Protection and access to your own ranged attacks. Make sure to save your AoE ultimate for the third wave of mutant reinforcements. Once they appear, use your Ultimate as soon as you can, then pick off the stragglers easily. You’ll get the Cloven Heirloom artifact, Raging Hormones DNA, some tech, $7.88, and 125 XP for winning the battle. After the battle, loot the remaining containers in the room then head to the next room.

In this room, you’ll find your father tied to an examination table and your injured mom inside the glass room on the right. Talk to your dad first to learn what’s happening. Go to your mom and talk to her next. Loot the Tactical Genius DNA from the glass cabinet beside your mother as well. You have to choose whether you’ll take your mom’s arm or your father’s head. There’s no major impact about this in the story so you can just choose whatever you want. Place the head or arm in the DNA Analyzer and the lift from the lower floor will arrive. Loot the remaining containers in the room then ride the lift down.

Get the Maximum Antidote and Maximum Revive Serum from the bag beside the vending machine. A bit to the left, you’ll find a button that will allow you to add asses to the specimen, in this case, a 6th grader, for $0.25 each try. You can exact your revenge and continue adding asses until you can’t add anymore. This is entirely optional so you can also ignore this section and exit to the left. After the cutscene, you’ll have to fight the Mutant Alternate Human Kite.

MAHK’s normal attack is a short-ranged AoE so make sure to have your ranged characters keep their distance and have your tanks take the aggro and take the fight up close. Due to the boss’ size, you won’t be able to knockback or pull it. He also has a charge attack that damages everyone in a straight line. Keep this battle for a few turns and it be interrupted by a short cutscene. This is the time for you to use your timefart SHIFT to change the time of day and expose MAHK to sunlight which will lower his DEF. You can attack all you want until the SPF gauge fills up. Once filled, you’ll have normal turns again.

MAHK will later spray blood all over the area, inflicting the Grossed Out status ailment to everyone. Don’t hesitate to use Antidotes to remove these negative statuses and heal up as necessary. If you haven’t used up your Moses Summons yet, this is a battle that’s worth using it. Make sure to activate it only in dire situations when your entire team is almost dead. Also, keep using timefart Shift whenever possible to have free shots / turns against the boss. If you need this breather to heal, do so. Finally, after reducing the boss’ HP to 0, you’ll have to land a finishing fart. Follow the onscreen button prompts to finish off the boss. You’ll get a Sentient Cyst artifact, $8.23, and 360 XP. Mission complete.