Weapon Strap-ons are helpful mod pieces that add extra effects to your weapons. Weapons will usually have one slot while a few of them can accommodate two strap-ons. Strap-ons have a variety of effects and it is recommended to use the ones that deal status ailments and those that's not redundant with the modified weapon's built-in effects
For example, a melee weapon that can set targets on fire won't benefit much with a strap-on that has the same effect. Adding a different strap-on however, let's say one that can inflict Gr0ssed Out status will let you inflict Burning and Gr0ssed Out at the same time per attack.
Another good example is Bleeding. Bleeding is stackable up to five levels; that means if your weapon/ strap-on can inflict 1 bleeding damage per hit, it will take five hits to fully stack Bleeding on a target, 3 hits for 2 Bleeding DPH, and one hit for 5 Bleeding DPH. A weapon that can deal multiple hits like bows and swords will benefit a lot from Bleeding strap-ons while a weapon that can deal one or two hits will benefit on solid damage strap-ons.
This section will list all the available weapon strap-ons in the game. The weapon and strap-on combination will depend on your character and your playstyle so don't hesitate to play around and experiment what fits your style. The list below is arranged alphabetically.
Weapon Patch | How to Acquire |
Alien Energy Crystal | Found in a chest behind a barrier, beside the first controls you'll operate in attempt to free Randy. |
Animal Testicle | Defeat the Penis Rat in the sidequest “Big Game Huntin' with Jimbo” |
Battery Label | In a bag under the stairs to the far right of the school's main basement. |
Bayonette | Ye Old Shop in the Dark Castle. |
Bow and Arrow Patch | From the item bag in the attic of the giggling donkey. |
Brimstone | Defeat Craig in the Dark Castle and loot his body. |
Broken Shield Sticker | Shop in Vancouver, Canada |
Dead Bird | Hobo outside of U-Stor-It |
Demon Sticker | Police Station rooftop. You need the alien probe to reach it. |
Dire Bear Claw Keychain | Shop in Winnipeg, Canada |
Drill Bit | Inside the cabinet in the 5th Grade Room. |
Flaming Sword Patch | Chest in the second level of the Tower of Peace. The key is located to the right side . |
Glass Shard | Loot from a ginger inside the faculty room in “Detention Sentence” |
Gnome Pickaxe Head | In the third area, destroy the partition to the left. Cross the fuses when they're not firing electricity then loot the bag to find this. (Quest: Defeat the Underpants Gnome) |
Grave Dirt | Inside the item bag in the garage of house 1018 (beside Mr. Slave's house). You need Gnome Dust to loot the item inside. |
Hot Topic Catalog | Ye Old Shop in the Dark Castle. |
Ice Cube | Inside Kyle's house's fridge |
Iron Crossguard | Jimbo's shop |
Iron Hilt | Jimbo's shop |
IV Needle | Inside the drawer beside the Operating Room A in the abortion clinic. You can access it during the quest “Unplanned Parenthood”. |
Jewpacabra Claw | Found in the bag past the barricade in the Dark Castle's first floor. |
Joy Buzzer | Chest inside the Ottawa Castle. |
Large Shield Sticker | Mackey's table inside the Community Center |
Lightning Rod | Acquired from the cyclops who bullied Ike. |
Lightning Sticker | Kupa Keep Armory |
Lit Match | Kupa Keep Armory |
ManBearPig Ear | Defeat Al Gore in “Unfriend Al Gore” then loot his body. |
Melee Fighter | West of house 9770, west of Kevin Stoley's. You have to topple the grill then blast the coal with Dragonshout to reach the chest. |
Metal Grip | Inside the bag along the trail leading to the hidden homeless camp near the Bus Stop. You need Gnome Dust to loot the item inside. |
Miner's Patch | After defeating the gnomes in your room, loot this from their fallen allies. |
Moon Rock | Inside the CIA van in the crash site. |
Ninja Sticker | Chest inside the 4th Grade room. |
Obsidian Shard | Defeat the Barking Spider in Jimbo's sidequest |
Page of Unfinished Homework | Mackey's table inside the Community Center |
Plastic Vampire Teeth | Defeat the Bloodsucking Fruit Bat in the sidequest “Big Game Huntin' with Jimbo” |
Roll of Quarters | Elvenwares shop in the Elven Kingdom |
Rubber Grip | Shop in Ottawa, Canada |
Shard of the Dark Lord's Crown | Found in the bag in the western tower of the Dark Castle. |
Shattered Anal Probe | In the enclosed room, accessible by activating a switch in the far-right side of the topmost hallway in the central area of the ship. |
Skull Sticker | Locker, Police Station Armory |
Small Battery | Inside Mackey's PO Box. You can get the key from his storage shed during the sidequest “Wasted Cache” |
Small Butane Torch | In a bag beside Simon in the sewers during the quest “Dropping the Kids Off” |
Small Nail | Elvenwares shop in the Elven Kingdom |
Small Shield Sticker | Inside the chest in Jimmy's garage. You can get it in a drawer in his house's second floor. |
Sparkly Heart Sticker | From the room where the princess is held prisoner in the second floor of the Giggling Donkey |
Tesla Coil | In the cabinet to the eastern side of the conference room. |
Toothpick | Hobo outside of U-Stor-It |
Tuft of Ginger Pubic Hair | Defeat the first ginger hallway monitor in “Detention Sentence” |
Wad of Lipusuction | After the abortion mini-game, you'll start in a ruined hallway with nazi zombie fetuses. Examine the drawer nearby to get it. |
Wire Hangar | In the drawer of the abortion clinic where Randy is disguised as a patient. (Quest: Unplanned Parenthood) |
Wooden Grip | Destroy the chimney on the rooftop of Token's house to find the chest containing this. You can reach it using the alien probe. |
Wooden Hilt | Jimbo's shop |
Zippo Lighter | Defeat the kids in the alley beside Jimbo's Guns during the quest “Nonconformists” |
Zombie Flesh | Found in one of the nazi zombie gingers in the school's main basement. |
so if you have those money patchs that increase you money by a percentage can the percentage stack like one path gives 20% and one gives 10% so you would get a 30% increase of gold or does one patch take cover the whole effect so I only get 20%
You've mixed up so many patches with strap-ons on this list. It needs to be edited.
use health drain from bleeding targets
combined with healing +
Health per hit
and the mp for heal perk
you can easily drain 2000 hp per attack
or if you play a jew you can spam the plagues -you get all the mp back each round and heal for much more hp than you can actually have
You stated "all the available weapon strap-ons in the game", yet I can't find anything regarding Sparkly Unicorn Sticker obtained through the makeover quest?
why are some gray?