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Achievements for South Park: The Stick of Truth

There are 50 Achievements for South Park: The Stick of Truth (PC)
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0 Acceptance
You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
0 Animal Cruelty
You've farted on animals 25 times.
0 Are We Cool?
You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
0 Ass of Fire
You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
0 Avenger
You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
0 Canadian Handshake
You've farted on people 100 times.
0 Chinpoko loco
You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
0 Chinpokolypse
You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
0 Clothes Whore
You've collected all of the available costumes.
0 Daddy Issues
You befriended your father.
0 Day Walker
You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
0 Dog Whistle
You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
0 Dragon Wrath
You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
0 Elven Hero
You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
0 Face Hoff
You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
0 First Day in South Park
You completed your first day in South Park.
0 For the Hoarder
You completed the game without selling any items.
0 Friends in Strange Places
You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
0 Full Arsenal
You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
0 Gingivitis
Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
0 Heisenberg
You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
0 Inside Joke
While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
0 Irritable Bowels
You **** your pants during a boss battle.
0 Junk Peddler
You sold 300 junk items.
0 Just Saying Hi
You've farted on every buddy in the game.
0 KKK Hero
You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
0 Made This for You
You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
0 Make it Rain!
You've spent $500.
0 Mastery
You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
0 More Popular Than Jesus
You made friends with half of South Park.
0 More Popular Than John Lennon
Everyone in South Park is your friend.
0 New Kid On The Block
You have joined the KKK.
0 No Child Left Behind
You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
0 Nonconformist
You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
0 Outpatient
You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
0 Parkeologist
You opened all of the garages in South Park.
0 Perverted
You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
0 Poco Chinpoko
You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
0 Pulling Mud
In three separate battles, you've taken a **** in your pants.
0 Re-Buttal
You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
0 Shopaholic
You have collected half of the available costume sets.
0 Shutout
You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
0 Skilled Defender
Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
0 Stay Down
You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
0 Stick Savior
You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
0 Too Far
You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
0 Truth to Power
You farted on four major authority figures.
0 Two Girls, One Stick
You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
0 Weapon Proficiency
Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
0 You bastards!
You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.