You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
0 Animal Cruelty
You've farted on animals 25 times.
0 Are We Cool?
You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
0 Ass of Fire
You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
0 Canadian Handshake
You've farted on people 100 times.
0 Chinpoko loco
You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
0 Clothes Whore
You've collected all of the available costumes.
0 Daddy Issues
You befriended your father.
0 Day Walker
You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
0 Dog Whistle
You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
0 Dragon Wrath
You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
0 Elven Hero
You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
0 Face Hoff
You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
0 First Day in South Park
You completed your first day in South Park.
0 For the Hoarder
You completed the game without selling any items.
0 Friends in Strange Places
You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
0 Full Arsenal
You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
0 Inside Joke
While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
0 Irritable Bowels
You **** your pants during a boss battle.
0 Junk Peddler
You sold 300 junk items.
0 Just Saying Hi
You've farted on every buddy in the game.
0 KKK Hero
You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
0 Made This for You
You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
0 Make it Rain!
You've spent $500.
You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
0 More Popular Than Jesus
You made friends with half of South Park.
0 More Popular Than John Lennon
Everyone in South Park is your friend.
0 New Kid On The Block
You have joined the KKK.
0 No Child Left Behind
You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
You opened all of the garages in South Park.
You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
0 Poco Chinpoko
You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
0 Pulling Mud
In three separate battles, you've taken a **** in your pants.
You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
You have collected half of the available costume sets.
You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
0 Skilled Defender
Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
0 Stay Down
You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
0 Stick Savior
You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
0 Too Far
You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
0 Truth to Power
You farted on four major authority figures.
0 Two Girls, One Stick
You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
0 Weapon Proficiency
Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
0 You bastards!
You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.