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There are four classes to choose from, each has its own has unique five abilities. You can level up each ability up to LV5 by spending Ability Points. You can earn an ability point to per level up. Since the level cap is 15, you can only have 15 ability points to spend so choose wisely. Perks and magic are the same for each class.

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Sling of David
Deals more damage to a single enemy but can cause self-injury.


II: Smiting Stones – Increases this ability's damage

III: Attention Getter – Inflict *****d Off and Attack Down to all enemies. They'll also be forced to stop using their abilities and attack you instead.

IV: Killing Two Birds – The sling will bounce to a random additional target.

V: Divine Retribution – This ability becomes more powerful as your HP decreases.

Utilizes a secret jewish martial art that deals a stunning strike to your target.


II: Krav Magawesome – Increase this ability’s damage

III: Eye for an Eye – The more HP you lost, the stronger this attack becomes

IV: Shield of the Righteous – After a successful attack, you’ll be protected by a shield that will stop the next hit.

V: Mitzvah of Speed – If you knock out a target, you’ll gain haste and take two actions next turn.

Removes the target’s armor and shield while inflicting bleeding damage.


II: The Mohel the Merrier – Increases this ability's damage

III: A Closer Shave – On perfect success, this move deals two stacks of bleeding

IV: Shear Agony – This move now inflicts Defense Down

V: Terrify the Uncleansed – This move now makes the other enemies Grossed Out.

Whirling Doom
Sends your dreidel bouncing between random enemies, debuffing all enemies hit.


II: Hei Damage – Increased damage with each bounce of your dreidel

III: Spinagogue – Allows your dreidel to bounce more times

IV: Yum Kippurge – On a perfect success, Whirling Doom now removes all negative status on the New Kid.

V: Return of the Prophet – Spinning your dreidel will Summon a prophet, inflicting burning damage to all enemies.

Plagues of Egypt
Summon a mix of pestilence, fiery hail, frogs and flying insects to all enemies.


II: Smite the Unclean – Plagues now inflict more damage

III: Divine Fury – Each time you visit Pestilence or Fiery Hail upon your foes, your team gains Attack Up.

IV: Nature’s Wrath - Each time you visit Frogs or Flying Insects upon your foes, your team gains Ability Up.

V: Lord of the Plague – You may visit an additional plague during your turn.

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