The Market Place
Your go-to location for decorations and objects with which to fill your town, the Market Place is just chocker-blocks filled with nifty objects -- though they seem to be limited by several factors, not the least of which is Level requirements and, oh yeah, more premium items than you can shake a dog at!
But hey, that's OK! We knew what we were getting into when we said "Freemium Grinder? Sign Me Up!"
So hey, let's take a look at the Market Place offerings by menu! No you can plan-out your Quest for Stuff when you are not even logged into your town!
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Just what the game means by offering a "Featured" Tab is still up for debate -- some gamers think it is exactly what it sounds like -- a selection of the items that the powers that be want to push towards sales. Others think it represents the items in the store that are not selling fasts enough to suit the wizards behind the curtain.... Personally I don't know the answer for sure, but what I do know is that most of these objects look pretty spiffy ehen you add them to your town!
Item Name | Price | Description |
Brian's Billboard | 10 Clams | Show some pity for the world's most unpopular book. |
Consuela in Consuela's House | 300 Clams | This is where Consuela takes a well-deserved break from cooking and cleaning by cooking and cleaning. |
Crippletron | 750 Clams | Crippletron's handicapped parking space is the second largest in Rhode Island after Louie Anderson's. |
Daggermouth's Cave | 200 Clams | Daggermouth is from Season 3, so you might not have been born yet, but you should still buy it. |
Gigantic Beanstalk | 225 Clams | A great way to get back at neighbors who complain about your unruly hedge. |
Golden Peter Statue | 1,000 Clams | Don't get too excited. It's just gold foil with chocolate inside. |
Hindenpeter | 200 Clams | What's the over-under on when Kanye West buys a gold blimp? Two years? |
Jake Tucker in Church | 50 Clams | A respectable house of worship full of respectable people who all believe in a respectable religion. |
Jolly Roger | 5 Clams | C'mon. You know you want it. |
Lincoln Memorial | $50,000 | Sadly the accompanying "Mary Todd Lincoln Memorial On Toilet" was never finished due to lack of gross funds. |
Open Flame Garden | 175 Clams | This breathtaking garden perfectly complements the Flammable Fry Brush Garden. It's perfect of the aspiring arsonist in you! |
Palm Tree | 3 Clams | C'mon. You know you want it. |
Pawtucket Ale Truck | 40 Clams | C'mon, you know you want it. |
Peter's Pirate Car | 150 Clams | C'mon. You know you want it. |
Peterang | 50 Clams | We hope you like it, because it's literally impossible to throw away. |
Petercopter | 125 Clams | Don't sit in the back. Joe vomits every time Peter takes him up. |
Peterdactyl | 500 Clams | Oddly, used to date Jessica Simpson. |
Quagmire's Plane | 45 Clams | Good for aerial stunts and areola stunts as alike! |
Short Golden Column | 5 Clams | C'mon, you know you want it. |
Short Marble Column | 3 Clams | C'mon, you know you want it. |
Stewie Dictator Statue | $150,000 | C'mon. You know you want it. |
Stewie's Billboard | 10 Clams | Sexy. Sassy. Stewie. |
Stewie Flower | 5 Clams | They're just like the flower babies in Anne Geddes photographs, except this baby wants to kill you. |
Tall Golden Column | 10 Clams | C'mon, you know you want it. |
Tall Marble Column | 5 Clams | C'mon, you know you want it. |
Treasure Chest | 20 Clams | C'mon. You know you want it. |
The Wanna-Bang-Oh | 150 Clams | Although the Wanna Bang-Oh has only been driven within the contiguous United States, it has still somehow plowed through the southern region of Thailand thousands of times. |
Welcome Sign | $250 | The funny people in town wanted a "Go Away" sign, but this won out. |
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The people who make your town interesting and how to obtain them is the focus of this Tab...
Character | Building | Cost | Description |
Brain Damaged Horse | Quahog Derby Stables | 120 Clams | C'mon. You know you want it. |
Brian Griffin | Quahog Public Library | $10,000 | Taking out a book from a library is basically the equivalent to shaking hands with a thousand different strangers on the toilet. Enjoy!. |
Bruce | The Founding Father | ?? | This restaurant has been around since Quahog was founded, and got its name after Benjamin Franklin stopped in to take a squeege. |
Buzz Killington | Barrington Country Club | 250 Clams | C'mon. You know you want it. |
Carter Pewterschmidt | Quahog Cinema | ?? | Quahog's #1 movie theater and homeless person bathroom since 2004. |
Connie D’Amico | We Heal You Long Time | ?? | Come see the biggest collection of size small lab coats in Quahog! |
Consuela | Consuela's House | 300 Clams | This is where Consuela takes a well-deserved break from cooking and cleaning by cooking and cleaning. |
Dr. Hartman | Quahog Hospital | $5,000 | Family Guy Fact: Every member of the Griffin family was born at Quahog Hospital except Meg, who was birthed into a dusty, garage boot. |
John Herbert | The Playground | ?? | Bring your kids here and play Quahog's favorite guessing game: "Which Mom is Secretly Drunk." |
Jake Tucker | Church | 50 Clams | A respectable house of worship full of respectable people who all believe in a respectable religion. |
Joe Swanson | James Woods High | ?? | Even after being crowned home of the World's Tiniest Janitor and the only all-bald class of 2014, they still deny there's an asbestos problem. |
Louis Griffin | Stop 'N Shop | $4,000 | Come to Stop 'N Shop for great deals and better people watching. Just try not to laugh at what the divorced dads think is a nutritious meal. |
Meg Griffin | Quahog Oceanland | ?? | Come to Oceanland Aquarium and pretend you're impressed by all the whale's tricks, not their enormous ding dong. |
Mort Goldman | Goldman's Pharmacy | ?? | For a description of Goldman's Pharmacy please contact Mort Goldman ([email protected]). |
Seamus | Lighthouse | ?? | For you horror movie fans out there, this lighthouse has been home to seventeen murders in the last three years. |
Stewie Griffin | Bob's Funland | ?? | Join us for Funnel Cake Fridays, where we insert a metal funnel into your throat - then shove an entire cake through it! |
Tricia Takanawa | PF Chinese | ?? | All the fortune cookies say, "You should have eaten somewhere else. |
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Having this nice table listing all of the Buildings -- well technically these are not really ALL of the buildings for sale in the market and in the game now are they? No, of course not, since some of the buildings have yet to officially be added to the game now have they? No indeed!
The thing is -- and what is more important -- is that you know that. And you have the list of the Buildings that we DO know about.
Yep, that is what is important.
So without further remonstration here is the Semi-Hemi-Demi-Official List of the Buildings that We Know About. The real question to ask though is this: is a Wand as good as or better than a chainsaw? Harry Potter would know the answer to that one.
Story / Campaign Mode Construction
Building | Price | Stats | Special | |
Anal Point | $3,000 | 12h B / 3 XP and $5 p/h | N/A | |
Average Office | $300 | 30m B / 4 XP and $6 p/h | N/A | |
Buddy Cianci Junior High | $3,500 | 12h B / 4 XP and $6 p/h | Eyeshadow | |
Classy Office | $1,050 | 4h B / 1 XP and $7 p/h | N/A | |
Coffee Shop | C25 | 0s B / 18 XP and $30 p/h | N/A | |
Common Office | $150 | 30m B / 5 XP and $10 p/h | N/A | |
Family Jewels | C50 | 0s B / 10 XP and $15 p/h | Jewels | |
Flappy Jack's House of Pancakes | $300 | 1h B / 5 XP and $10 p/h | N/A | |
Furniture Store | $1,000 | 6h B / 4 XP and $6 p/h | N/A | |
Herbert's House | $1,250 | 12h B / 4 XP and $6 p/h | Fuzzy Slippers | |
Le Croissant Degoutant | $3,000 | 12h B / 3 XP and $5 p/h | N/A | |
Lobster Shanty | C65 | 0s B / 5 XP and $10 p/h | N/A | |
Madeleine's Boutique | $450 | 45m B / 7 XP and $10 p/h | N/A | |
McBurgertown | $50 | 30m B / 5 XP and $10 p/h | N/A | |
Quahog Day Spa | $1,000 | 12h B / 7 XP and $10 p/h | N/A | |
Quahog Fire Station No. 5 | $10,000 | 16h B / 5 XP and $7 p/h | N/A | |
Quahog Mini-Mart | $350 | 2h B / 5 XP and $7 p/h | N/A | |
Quahog National Bank | $500 | 6h B / 3 XP and $5 p/h | N/A | |
Quahog Wharf | $4,500 | 8h B / 3 XP and $5 p/h | Treasure Map | |
Sleek Office | $1,225 | 4h B / 1 XP and $7 p/h | N/A | |
Standard Office | $200 | 30m B / 7 XP and $10 p/h | N/A | |
Thrift Shop | $350 | 45m B / 7 XP and $10 p/h | N/A | |
Tiny Tots Preschool | $2,500 | 10h B / 5 XP and $7 p/h | N/A | |
Typical Office | $250 | 30m B / 5 XP and $7 p/h | N/A | |
Used Clothing Store | $400 | 45m B / 5 XP and $7 p/h | N/A | |
Yacht Club | $2,500 | 16h B / 5 XP and $7 p/h | N/A |
The order that these are purchased and built in has no direct impact on the game save for their availability for specific Quests. Building early is generally considered to be a good idea since it saves time during the actual Quests to already have the building phase completed. Well, that and your Buildings are producing income.
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Ah decorations - the stuff that makes other stuff look like nicer stuff than it is. Then there is stuff that makes other stuff look like proper stuff. Which is probably why this is a Quest for Stuff come to think on it!
Name | Price | Desc. |
American Flag | $175 | Betsy Ross did a heck of a job making this decoration for jean jackets |
Baseball Field | $250 | Home to Quahog's Little League by day, and drunken, past their prime dads by night |
Billboard for Al Harrington | $450 | Don't forget: He's passing the savings on to YOU! |
Blue Bench | $350 | Great place to sit while feeding the birds and waiting to die |
Blue Spruce Tree | $60 | Birds have sex in me. |
Brian's Billboard | 10 Clams | Show some pity for the world's most unpopular book |
Brown Dumpster | $175 | Ha-ha, brown dump |
Bus Stop | $240 | Hang out here to sit on a real estate agent's face |
Bus Stop Sign | $160 | Let's be honest, the people with no job are the sign. |
Cable TV Antenna | $250 | Knocked over by Meg Griffin in 1999/ People have hated Meg Griffin since 1999. |
Chain Fence | $300 | A butt looks really funny pressed against one of these |
Crippletron | 750 Clams | Crippletron's handicapped parking space is the second largest in Rhode Island after Louie Anderson's |
Daggermouth's Cave | 200 Clams | Daggermouth is from Season 3, so you might not have been born yet, but you should still buy it. |
Dog House | $85 | Force your dog to sleep in a smaller version of your house, and feel like a God |
Douglas Fir Tree | $350 | Squirrels have sex in me |
Eastern Hemlock Tree | $60 | Hi, I'm future toothpicks |
Flammable Dry Brush Garden | $5,250 | Sometimes even natural disasters need a little encouragement. Give nature that little push it needs to ruin a bunch of lives! |
Fingernail Fort | $5,000 | Built on a dare by the CEO of Fingernails4Cash.com, this structurally unsound gem of calcified architecture is easiest to clean after soaking in warm water. |
Fire Hydrant | $60 | Meg is often referred to as having a "fire hydrant" figure |
Fishing Boat | $1,000 | There are only three things you can do on a boat, and fishing seems the most appropriate. |
Gigantic Beanstalk | 225 Clams | A great way to get back at neighbors who complain about your unruly hedge |
Golden Peter Statue | 1,000 Clams | Don't get too excited. It's just gold foil with chocolate inside. |
Gold Flower Bed | $80 | It's a gold flower bed. Bees are obsessed with flowers' private parts. |
Golden Pool | $2,000 | May make your neighbor's new car look like a pile of crap. |
Herbert's Ice Cream Truck | $1,500 | Due to city regulation, colorful pictures of sweet treats now cover the waist-level holes that were originally intended to for serving a special kind of ice cream. |
Hillbilly ATM | $1,000 | It's really just a guy and he's probably going to rob you. But what a convenient location! |
Hindenpeter | 200 Clams | What's the over-under on when Kanye West buys a gold blimp? Two years? |
Jolly ROger | 5 Clams | C'mon. You know you want it. |
Lamp Post | $100 | Fun fact: Chris calls this a "light up penis" |
Lawn Chair | $50 | The lawn chair is now a legal requirement for Northeastern middle-class families. |
Lincoln Memorial | $50,000 | Sadly the accompanying "Mary Todd Lincoln Memorial On Toilet" was never finished due to lack of gross funds. |
No Parking Sign | $120 | This goes for you too, bicycle weirdos |
Oak Tree | $420 | Bugs have sex in me |
Ohio Buckeye Tree | $420 | Hi, I'm a future boat. |
Open Air Debris Garden | $4,550 | his garden flaunts some of Quahog's fanciest garbage. Some lucky visitors have even spotted the rare Randy Quid building a nest out of copper wiring. |
Open Flame Garden | 175 Clams | This breathtaking garden perfectly compliments the Flammable Dry Brush Garden. It's perfect for the aspiring arsonist in you! |
Palm Tree | 3 Clams | C'mon. You know you want it. |
Pawtucket Ale Truck | 40 Clams | C'mon, you know you want it. |
Peterang | 50 Clams | We hope ou like it, because it's literally impossible to throw away. |
Petercopter | 125 Clams | Don't sit in the back. Joe vomits every time Peter takes him up. |
Peterdactyl | 500 Clams | Oddly, used to date Jessica Simpson. |
Peter's Pirate Car | 150 Clams | C'mon. You know you want it. |
Pink Flower Bed | $20 | It's a pink flower bed. Bees are obsessed with flowers' private parts |
Pinyon Tree | $350 | Hi, I'm future paper |
Pirate Ship | $500 | If you've ever woken up in the morning and realied that there's a giant, pirate ship shaped hole in your life, then this giant pirate ship is for you! |
Popsicle Stand | $500 | 2 for 1 special for all customers who can keep a secret |
Port-a-Potty | $30 | Use this if you want to know what it sounds like to poo on someone else's poo |
Quagmire's Plane | 45 Clams | Good for aerial stunts and areola stunts as alike! |
Quahog's Boys' Club | $1,000 | Quahog Boys' Club features the most up to date and modern amenities, although most of its members prefer to spend their time in the steam room. |
Red Bench | $350 | Sleep here and someone might give you a dollar. |
Red Flower Bed | $80 | It's a red flower bed. Bees are obsessed with flowers' private parts |
Reflection Pool | $50 | When reflecting, remember: Always take yourself way too seriously |
Short Golden Column | 5 Clams | C'mon, you know you want it. |
Short Marble Column | 3 Clams | C'mon, you know you want it. |
Shrub | $35 | Brian, Peter, and Chris have all peed on this. |
Small Playground | $875 | Too bad the kids can't use it because there's a shirtless guy doinf ull-ups on the monkey bars. |
Small Yacht | $2,935 | So what if it's small? How man yachts do you own? |
Special Olympic-Size Pool | $1,000 | It's the only pool in Quahog where you're required to wear a helmet. Please try to be patient with its slow jet speeds and inability to clean itself. |
Spooner St. Sign | $25 | A street cannot be a street with out a sign. No sign, no street. |
Stewie's Billboard | 10 Clams | Sexy. Sassy. Stewie. |
Stewie Dictator Statue | $150,000 | C'mon. You know you wan it. |
Stewie Flower | 5 Clams | They're just like the flower babies in Anne Geddes photographs, except this baby wants to kill you. |
Stop Light | $125 | The more you've had to drink, the more these turn into "just decorations" |
Stop Sign | $95 | This stop sign is option unless you see a cop |
Tall Golden Column | 10 Clams | C'mon, you know you want it. |
Tall Marble Column | 5 Clams | C'mon, you know you want it. |
Trash Can | $60 | Part of being a suburban dad is throwing trash angrily into a bin after a fight with your wife |
Treasure Chest | 20 Clams | C'mon. You know you want it. |
Vending Machine | $250 | Sometimes at bowling alleys, these have socks in them. That's so weird. |
Violet Flower Bed | $20 | It's a flower bed of violets. Bees are obsessed with flowers' private parts. |
The Wanna-Bang-Oh | 150 Clams | Although the Wanna Bang-Oh has only been driven within the contiguous United States, it has still somehow plowed through the southern region of Thailand thousands of times. |
Welcome Sign | $250 | The funny people in town wanted a "Go Away" sign, but this won out. |
Well-Trimmed Bush | $25 | Well-trimmed bushes fell out of style in the '70s, but saw an aggressive resurgence in the mid-'90s. |
Wheelchair Skate Park | $2,500 | This charity funded skate park encourages the handicapped to continue pursuing their favorite extreme sports. It's also Quahog's favorite place to come point and laugh. |
White People Like Hummus Cart | $1,250 | Who doesn't love food that comes in the same container as glue? Visit this cart if you like hearing full-grown adults use the word "yummy." |
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And there you have it -- plenty of stuff to Quest for -- heh, that was another pun on the name of the game -- but seriously, plenty of stuff to spend money and Clams on! So hey, knock yerself out!
I was wondering why the lighthouse that is attached to the quahog oceanland doesn't light up anymore? Any idea?