Character Bios

When Queswt for Stuff launched on 10 April 2014 it did so with a core selection of 18 characters. By the end of April that character count had risen to 22, which is pretty strong evidence to suggest that the wizards behind the creative process of making this highly entertaining game have every intention of leveraging the very large selection of interesting characters from the television show upon which the game is based.

That being the case, in addition to providing you with a BioSketch of each character along with their primary Task List, we thought that you might appreciate our assessment of what characters from the show are very likely to be added to the game over time.

Bearing in mind that, based upon the well-established patterns of its sister-game The Simpsons: Tapped Out, the most likely triggers that will lead to adding new characters to the game are:

• Special Holiday Events

• TV Show to Game Tie-In Events

• Planned Game Expansion Content

• Level-Cap Increases

Since this is a new IP and it has its own team of wizards creating it there is a good possibility that they could have other reasons for adding characters that we have not seen before - or they might just add them because it seems like a good idea :)

Either way it is the player who benefits!

Based upon our expert analysis of the TV show, we expect that the following characters will be added to the game over time:

• Adam West (Quahog Mayor)

• Barbara "Babs" Pewterschmidt (Lois' Mother)

• Barnaby (Strongman and Phineas' buddy)

• Bellgarde (Tomak's buddy)

• Carl (Manager of Quahog Mini Mart)

• Carol West née Pewterschmidt (Louis' Sister)

• Dan Quagmire/Ida Davis (Qaugmire's father)

• Death

• Dylan Flannigan (Brian's son)

• Evil Monkey

• Jim Kaplan (Conman)

• Jonathan Weed (Owner Happy Go Lucky Toys)

• Kevin Swanson (Joe & Bonnie's son)

• Mickey McFinnigan (Peter's biological father)

• Muriel Goldman (*Mort's wife)

• Neil Goldman (Mort's son)

• Patrick Pewterschmidt (Lois' Brother)

• Patty (Louis' Friend)

• Phineas (Strongman and Barnaby's buddy)

• Ruth (Meg's friend)

• Susie Swanson (Joe & Bonnie's daughter)

• Thomas "Tom" Tucker (TV News Personality)

• Tomak (Bellgarde's buddy)

There will certainly be others...

Rogue's Gallery

We thought you would appreciate knowing a little about each of the characters you are playing with - especially if you are not familiar with the TV show about which the game follows. So with that in mind, here are the Bios with important info included!

Note that, due to a combination of disparity of information at its sources, and a strong desire to Progress equally in the creation of this biography, it may not actually progress as evenly as one might hope. Just saying.

Bonnie Swanson

Bonnie Swanson (voiced by Jennifer Tilly) is the wife of Joe Swanson the disabled cop, and mother of Kevin and Susie Swanson.

Her most notable quirk is the fact that she was pregnant from season one through season seven in the show, which suggests that she is part elephant as that is a very long pregnancy! Still all that ends well, well, ends well! She eventually gives birth to a daughter named Susie, who may or may not be a love interest for a very confused Stewie..

The most interesting elements to Bonnie's character is her massively laid back attitude that conceals a seriously intense and potentially dangerous inner person. Put it this way, I imagine she is an interesting partner for reindeer games, but I would not want to get her angry because it is the quiet and laid back ones that are the most dangerous!

- Outfits -

As of the time this was written (April 2014) this character is known to have one outfit -- the Default Outfit -- and the following Unique Tasks may be found as listed below:

- Task List -

• Bake Sale (1m) $5 and 3XP - Oregano

• Clip Coupons (12h) $100 and 45XP

• Chug a Bottle of Wine (1h) $20 and 12XP - Panties

• Give a Lap Dance (12h) $200 and 125XP (+Joe)

• Go the Ladies’ Night (6h) $65 and 45XP - Lipstick / Pink Champagne

• Have Fun in the Sun (4h) $125 and 75XP (+ Lois) - Wood

• Twerk it (4h) $50 and 30XP - Jewels / Gloves

Brain Damaged Horse

This character is not really a main character either in the show or the game - it is, rather, a sort of pet and very iffy source of humor. The Brain Damaged Horse resides in the Quahog Derby Stables, which most often is associated with the Barrington Country Club when it is used in the game. YMMV.

- Outfits -

As of the time this was written (April 2014) this character is known to have one outfit -- the Default Outfit -- and the following Unique Tasks may be found as listed below:

- Task List -

• Enjoy Glue (21h) $150 / 90 XP

• Gallop Majestically (12h) $85 / 55 XP -Carrots

• Let Loose (3h) $45 / 28 XP -Tattoo Ink

• Lick Sugar Off (7h) $150 / 100 XP -Bone

• Stare Vacantly (15h) $10 / 7 XP -Eye Shadow

Brian Griffin

Brian Griffin (Voiced by Seth MacFarlane) is both the family dog and the close companion and playmate for the youngest member of the family, baby Stewie Griffin.

Despite the fact that he is arguably a representative sample of Canis Lupus Familiaris this four-legged character is bipedal -- his front legs and paws function effectively as arms and hands -- and in addition to walking on two legs and behaving as if he is in possession of opposable thumbs!

Brian owns and drives a car (A Prius), regularly uses the word processing software on his notebook computer to write his stories, manuscripts, and books, owns and uses a cellular phone, and routinely seeks out the company and companionship of female human mates, maintaining a stable of human girlfriends in a fashion wholly appropriate for a domesticated human male with a dog's moral compass.

While clearly the wisest member of the family in most respects, Brian is still partly enslaved to his dog's instincts - which means that when the opportunities present he is likely to indulge the instinct to chase cats, cars, and pretty girls as well as booze. Just saying.

Despite maintaining a relatively normal social life and string of girlfriends - from Jillian to several celebrities over the years -- it is very evident that Brian is deeply infatuated with Lois, a reality that presents for a rather disturbing subtext within the extended familial relations in the Griffin household.

Brian and Stewie are both very close in terms of friendship while at the same time maintaining something of a heated rivalry -- though in spite of this when situations grow tense they both rely upon the other with solid faith.

- Outfits -

As of the time this was written (April 2014) this character is known to have one outfit -- the Default Outfit -- and the following Unique Tasks may be found as listed below:

- Task List -

• Brag About His Writing (6h) $65 / 45 XP -Tattoo Ink

• Do a Jaunty Dance (10h) $375 / 250 XP (+Stewie)

• Do the Scoot (8h) $80 / 50 XP -Sombrero

• Find Inspiration (12h) $100 / 65 XP

• Listen to Coltrane (20h) $135 / 88 XP -Maracas

• Read Own Novel Out Loud (16h) $115 / 75 XP -Coffee

• Sneak a Drink (4h) $50 / 30 XP

• Use the Restroom (30m) $10 / 6 XP -Mirror

• Walk Brian (1h) $50 / 30 XP (+Chris)

• Watch Lois Shower From Air Vent (2h) $30 / 20 XP

• Write Novel (24h) $150 / 100 XP

Bruce No-Last-Name

The character of Bruce (Voiced by Mike Henry) is a very obviously effeminate and very clam (to the extent that he is usually described as very laid-back) with a unique accent that is decidedly heavily influenced by the typical Lexington, Kentucky regional Southern accent.

While his primary career has been stated to be “Performance Artist" in the show, he holds a variety of jobs - including Barman, Church Deacon, Lawyer, Masseur, Medium, and Therapist to name just a few - and clearly has a variety of skills.

Bruce is not a primary character; he usually is classed as a recurring character who exists in order to fill a multitude of stereotypes: gay, laid back, hippy, earthy-crunchy, the list is long. Bruce has a number of catchphrases that have helped to endear him to fans of the show, with the most notable being "Oh, No!"

Bruce is a valued member of the Quahog community, serving as a volunteer for committees, and helping the community via public service tasks.

- Outfits -

As of the time this was written (April 2014) this character is known to have one outfit -- the Default Outfit -- and the following Unique Tasks may be found as listed below:

- Task List -

• Be a Good Listener (4h) $50 / 30 XP -Wood / Sparkles

• Fret About Something (6h) $65 / 45 XP -Antacids / Ship-in-a-Bottle

• Fret in Line (24h) $150 / 100 XP

• Frolic with Jeffrey (12h) $100 / 65 XP -Flower

• Kitten Pickin' (20h) $135 / 90 XP

• Make Bathtub Gin (8h) $80 / 50 XP

• Pass Out Fliers (2h) $30 / 20 XP -Coupons / Fancy Pants

• Search for a Job (1m) $5 / 3 XP

• Teach CPR (8h) $80 / 50 XP

Buzz Killington

Buzz Killington (Voiced by Danny Smith) is a man who dresses and acts as if he lives in 19th Century Britain (specifically the Victorian era) as a man of means - that is to say wealthy. It appears that his name is based on the term "buzzkill" though it is fair to characterize him as less an interfering person than as a self-involved one.

A stereotype of a member of the ruling class in Victorian era Britain, his actual effect on exciting events is something like a buzzkill in the sense that, when confronted with such an event, Buzz tends to introduce topics that while dear to him are likely to bore the heck out of his victims, hence the whole theme of his name.

A Premium Character, Buzz arrives with the Premium Structure Barrington Country Club, and offers the player a set of Tasks that can be used both for earning Coin and XP, and to a limited extent obtaining a few resources.

- Outfits -

As of the time this was written (April 2014) this character is known to have one outfit -- the Default Outfit -- and the following Unique Tasks may be found as listed below:

- Task List -

• Drinks at the Clam (1h) $20 / 12 XP -Pawtucket Ale

• Drink with Peter (4h) $125 / 75XP (+Peter)

• Read a Book (12h) $100 / 65 XP -First Editions

• Sip Tea (24h) $150 / 100 XP

• Tell a Bawdy Joke (18h) $125 / 80 XP

Carter Pewterschmidt

Carter Pewterschmidt (Voiced by Seth MacFarlane) is the husband of Barbara "Babs" Pewterschmidt née Hebrewberg (voiced by Alex Borstein), and the father of Lois Griffin née Pewterschmidt (voiced by Alex Borstein), Carol West née Pewterschmidt (voiced by Carol Kane), and Patrick Pewterschmidt (voiced by Robert Downey, Jr.), and grandfather to Chris, Meg, and Stewie Griffin.

A trillionaire industrialist, shipping mogul, investor, and the owner of major companies, Carter's focus in business currently centers around Pewterschmidt Industries, which is a holding company whose business is owning and acquiring other businesses.

A very social-conscious personality, Carter is a member of all of the local (that is to say Providence-based) private golf, sailing, and social clubs (including the Newport-based New York Yacht Club), moving in the same social circles as his friends Bill Gates, Ted Turner, and Michael Eisner.

A graduate of Yale University and graduate degree holder from Harvard Business School at Harvard University in Cambridge, Mass., Carter is a past member of the Skull and Bones Club, the Bilderberg Group, the Bohemian Grove, the Pilgrims Society, and others, as well as Kappa Beta Phi, and an honorary member of the Flat Hat Club.

He passionately despises Peter with a measure of hate that defies all reason. Although he does not respect her or her choices very much it is clear that he does indeed love his daughter Lois.

Unfortunately his hate for Peter is so enduring and total that he will refuse to offer any assistance to his daughter and her family if Peter can benefit in any way. In fact hsi aversion to allowing Peter to benefit from either his wealth or position, Carter routinely executes dirty pranks and other activities meant to humiliate Peter.

Despite his hateful feelings whenever the relationship might benefit Carter himself, he can be induced to allowing something similar to friendship as a conditional interactive format to exist between himself and Peter.

It seems that with the exception of his daughter Lois (and her sibs) the only member of the Griffin family that Carter actually likes, respects, and loves, is Chris Griffin - who he both loves, respects, and admires, but himself admits that he finds Chris confusing.

- Outfits -

As of the time this was written (April 2014) this character is known to have one outfit -- the Default Outfit -- and the following Unique Tasks may be found as listed below:

- Task List -

Unsettled - check back later after the list is filled in and updated....

Chris Griffin

An overweight and geeky young man on the threshold of becoming an adult, Chris (Voiced by Seth Green) already has several strikes against him, not the least being that, having discovered his penis and,thanks to the willingness of the developer to stray even into that measure of uncomfortable humor, his love for his hand, and well, there you have it.

The eldest child in the Griffin house (as far as we know), Chris is not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but lurking beneath the tortured soul and even more tortured body lurks the undiscovered genius of a natural artist - what they often call an idiot savant.

In fact, in terms of the creative realm, Chris is both an artist in the literal sense and, thanks to a golden voice, an artist as a singer as well, though these are not his dreams and so will forever remain untapped unless someone can find a way to exploit him as a human?

What we do know is that the monkey in his closet - and most of his fears - are real.

- Outfits -

As of the time this was written (April 2014) this character is known to have two Outfits:

• Default Outfit

• Goth Chris

- Task List -

• Eat a Large Ham (8h) $80 and 50XP

• Eat Sugar (24h) $150 and 100XP

• Enjoy Glue (21h) $140 and 90XP

• Enjoy Private Time (6h) $65 and 45XP

• Fat Kid Hula Hoop (4h) $50 and 30XP

• Fat Leapfrog (12h) $250 and 165XP (+Peter)

• Find a New Friend (1m) $5 and 3XP

• Get Easily Smitten with Girls (16h) $100 and 65XP

• Nose Goblins (1h) $20 and 12XP

• Paint Chris (14h) $275 and 180XP (+Herbert)

• Walk Brian (1h) $50 and 30XP (+Brian)

Goth Chris

• Have an Angst Attack (4h) $50 and 30XP

• Rage Against Authority (10h) $225 and 150XP (+Quagmire)

• Rock Out (1h) $20 and 12XP

Connie D'Amico

Connie D'Amico (Voiced by Fairuza Balk and Lisa Wilhoit) is a member of the popular Social Clique (AKA “The Soces” pronounced Sew-shes) and head cheerleader at James Wood High and represents a sort of Frenemy (a portmanteau of Friend + Enemy) to Meg Griffin, having forged strategic alliances with Meg when her social activities or adversity required it.

Portrayed pretty realistically in terms of the modern teen, Connie is extremely shallow and egotistical and widely perceived as a naturally vain person who is rumored to be quite promiscuous. On a social level she is very tight with the nucleus of the Soces, which consists of Lisa, Gina, Scott, and Doug.

Chris has in the past crushed on her several times, but she maintains the position of not knowing who he is publicly (but curiously she is in fact attracted to him and may very well have a crush of her own going?) having dated Chris when he briefly became popular.

- Outfits -

As of the time this was written (April 2014) this character is known to have one outfit -- the Default Outfit -- and the following Unique Tasks may be found as listed below:

- Task List -

• Bask in Popularity (4h) $50 / 30 XP -Sparkles

• Do Toad (30m) $10 / 6 XP

• Go Shopping (16h) $100 / 65 XP -Hairspray

• Stay Beautiful (8h) $80 / 50 XP -Exorbitant Hat / Boots

• Steal Meg's Diary (12h) $100 / 65 XP

• Take Selfies (2h) $30 / 20 XP -Fancy Pants

Consuela No-Last-Name

An obviously Hispanic character, Consuela widely embraces practically every negative racial stereotype with which her character might be imbued. Her broken English and odd speech tick is thought to be an homage to the character of Jim Trott from the BBC situational comedy The Vicar of Dibley, a show that many of the writers on the show are fans.

The regular housekeeper for the Griffin family, Consuela is the head of the Quahog Maids' Union and is bi-lingual, with a fluency in English far greater than she lets on, intentionally utilizing incorrect sentence structure and mangled pronunciations in order to pose as far less intelligent than she actually is.

In addition to being the Griffin family maid, she is also Darth Vader's maid in the episode “Something, Something, Something, Dark Side” which you know, is actually pretty cool.

While she is not a primary character, Consuela represents the sort of supporting characters who are added to fill specific content roles, and in particular ethnic and situational content and humor.

All that aside, in terms of Premium Characters if you only plan on getting one or two as part of your game play strategy Consuela should probably be one of them. Just saying.

- Outfits -

As of the time this was written (April 2014) this character is known to have one outfit -- the Default Outfit -- and the following Unique Tasks may be found as listed below:

- Task List -

• Clean the Town (6h) $65 / 45 XP -Lipstick / Skechies

• Heated Argument (30m) $25 / 15 XP (+Peter)

• Make a Snack (24h) $150 / 100 XP -Banana Peel

• Scrub Skidmarks (12h) $100 / 65 XP -Sea Shells

• Tidy Up (2h) $30 / 20 XP

Dr. Elmer Hartman

Dr. Elmer Hartman (Voiced by Seth MacFarlane) is the dean of the medical community in Quahog, being a Yale-educated physician at Quahog's only hospital where n reality he has very iffy skills as a healer of any sort. I would think twice about just allowing him to remove a sliver - just saying.

With all of that considered, Elmer was created and added to the show to provide needed filler for both humor and social situations.

- Outfits -

As of the time this was written (April 2014) this character is known to have one outfit -- the Default Outfit -- and the following Unique Tasks may be found as listed below:

- Task List -

• Extract Gerbil (4h) $50 / 30 XP -Gerbil

• Funny Bone Transplant (1h) $20 / 12 XP -Eyeball

• Make a House Call (16h) $115 / 75 XP

• Miracle Cure (20h) $340 / 220 XP (+Joe)

• Practice Surgery (2h) $30 / 20 XP -Bone

• Prepare for an Exam (6h) $65 / 45 XP -Mustache Comb

• Routine Checkup (24h) $150 / 100 XP

• Test Anesthesia (12h) $100 / 65 XP

• Test Experimental Drugs (8h) $80 / 50 XP -Subpoenas

Glenn Quagmire

First - he really is an airline pilot - and second? Well, he really is every bit the "Play-ah" he thinks he is with the ladies - that is to say if the personal philosophy "Eight-to-Eighty, Blind, Crippled, or Crazy" does not immediately offend you?

Noting is sacred to Glen Quagmire - not friendship, not the marriage vows (as he points out they were not HIS vows) or even fatherhood, but of course with his motivation one has to expect that there are, scattered to the four winds, any number of illegitimate children, right?

Seriously Glen is so committed to the Horn-dog path and philosophy that he did Meg only minutes following her 18th BDay....

- Outfits -

As of the time this was written (April 2014) this character is known to have multiple Outfits:

• Default Outfit

• Bathrobe Quagmire

• Navy Quagmire

• Speedo Quagmire

- Task List -

• Alter Police Records (24h) $150 and 100XP

• Bail Out Hookers (16h) $115 and 75XP

• Drink at the Clam (12h) $100 and 65XP

• Enjoy Carrots (8h) $80 and 50XP -Carrots / Handcuffs

• Giggity Strut (2h) $30 and 20XP -Hawaiian Shirts / Exotic Extract

• Have Nap Time (6h) $165 and 115XP (+Peter) -Fuzzy Slippers / Popsicle / Handcuffs

• Let the Gerbil Loose (4h) $50 and 30XP -Gerbil / Jewels

• Mix Drinks (1h) $20 and 10XP -Coffee / Martini

• Play Mace Tag (10h) $225 and 150XP (+Joe) -Hairspray

• Rage Against Authority (10h) $225 and 150XP (+Goth Chris)

• Raid Panties (30m) $10 and 6XP

• Watch NetChix (20h) $135 and 90XP

Bathrobe Quagmire

• Check out Korean Women (8h) $80 and 50XP

• Eat Sexy Cereal (1h) $20 and 12XP

• Polish Holderdowner 5000 (24h) $150 and 100XP

• Start the Flash Frenzy (4h) $50 and 30XP -Wood

• Watch NetChix (12h) $100 and 65XP

Navy Quagmire

• Clean the Cannon (4h) $50 and 30XP

• Do a Jaunty Jig (1h) $20 and 12XP

• Gather Seamen (16h) $115 and 75XP

• Get Lei’d (15m) $5 and 4XP

• Hunt for Mermaids (8h) $80 and 50XP

Speedo Quagmire

• Do a Special Dance (12h) $100 and 65XP -Sparkles

• Host a Genital Jamboree (6h) $65 and 45XP -Feather

• Perform Magic Tricks (24h) $150 and 100XP

Jake Tucker

Before we get to the whole Biography bit I want to confess that I actually did some research into the medical condition with which this character is afflicted, and I actually discovered a series of research experiments that were conducted at MIT to define how much of a handicap it would be.

It turns out that the upside down face, while it presents obvious issues - obviously - will not really present that great an issue in terms of the most obvious difference, that being eyesight!

It turns out that your brain is far more powerful than you might think - so powerful in fact that with an upside down deployment your brain will do a soft-rewire to reverse the data so that it is normal! Up is up and down is down, and how cool is that?

Sadly though, and despite the power of the brain to adjust for that sort of thing, Jake Tucker (Voiced by Seth MacFarlane) is nevertheless a truly nasty and difficult to like person. I am sure that the fact that he is deformed gets him favorable treatment from strangers, it must be a lot more difficult for people who actually know him to continue to tolerate him.

A classmate of Chris Griffin starting at Buddy Cianci Junior High then to James Wood High School, note the emphasis upon “classmate” and not “friend” -- at least some of the social issues and his bad behavior is likely due to the relative discomfort in his home life.

I once heard a psychologist describe a home life of a child whose parents largely ignored their children as being “abandoned in place” and that probably fits in this situation. I suppose that we should actually be thankful that his self-centered and offensive attitude is the worse of his character flaws, particularly when you consider that he could just as easily have developed into a homicidal maniac. Just saying.

- Outfits -

As of the time this was written (April 2014) this character is known to have one outfit -- the Default Outfit -- and the following Unique Tasks may be found as listed below:

- Task List -

• Be a Jerk (4h) $50 / 30 XP

• Be Normal (8h) $80 / 50 XP

• Eat Ice Cream (1h) $20 / 12 XP

• Eat Upside Down Kids Meal (6h) $65 / 45 XP

• Frown in Class (24h) $150 / 100 XP

• Play the Organ (12h) $100 / 65 XP

Jerome No-Last-Name

Jerome was originally inserted into the environment of the Drunken Clam shortly following Cleveland Brown's relocation to Stoolbend, Virginia and the social group that had previously included Peter Griffin, Joe Swanson, Glenn Quagmire, and Cleveland Brown was down a man.

The current owner of The Drunken Clam -- preferred watering hole of Peter's social pod -- Jerome has had previous and ongoing relationships with various members of the Quahog community including Peter's wife Lois Pewterschmidt prior to their marriage. Twenty years later Jerome had a brief and purely sexual affair with Peter's daughter Meg.

Jerome is a semi-professional athlete and skilled Lacrosse player, though he maintains that owning and running a neighborhood bar is his preferred career.

- Outfits -

As of the time this was written (April 2014) this character is known to have one outfit -- the Default Outfit -- and the following Unique Tasks may be found as listed below:

- Task List -

• Be a Superior Athlete (8h) $80 / 50 XP -Skechies / Guns

• Bring Cultural Diversity (16h) $115 / 75 XP

• Check Out Black Dolphins (12h) $100 / 65 XP

• Do an Ethnic Handshake (4h) $75 / 50 XP (+Peter)

• Grow His Fro (4h) $50 / 30 XP-Glass of Wine / Jewels

• Host Happy Hour (2h) $30 / 20 XP -Coupons / Hawaiian Shirts

• Play Darts (6h) $65 / 45 XP- Feather / Varnish /Golden Pants

• Play Ball (1h) $20 / 10 XP -Baseball Bat / Tattoo Ink

• Save Lois (10h) $225 / 150 XP (+Lois)

Joe Swanson

Joe Swanson (Voiced by Patrick Warburton) is the Griffins' next door neighbor and a particular mate of Peter Griffin, husband to Bonnie, and father to adult son, Kevin, and infant daughter Susie.

A paraplegic who was disabled in the line of duty, in spite of what most men would consider a life-altering injury instead of taking disability Joe opted to remain on the police force, and as a police officer rather than a dispatcher or desk jock.

Joe Swanson is a laid-back and level-headed even brave man, and a far better mate to Peter than Peter has any right to.

Joe is a regular member of the quartet of mates who haunt the middle booth at the local pub The Drunken Clam, the group consisting of Peter Griffin, Glen Quagmire, Joe Swanson, and previously Cleveland Brown. After Brown moved away the group has tried a variety of substitute mates to fill out their quartet with limited success.

- Outfits -

As of the time this was written (April 2014) this character is known to have two Outfits:

• Default Outfit

• Cop Joe Outfit

- Task List -

• Attend a Rage Support Group (24h) $150 / 100 XP

• Beer Skeet Shooting (1h) $20 / 10 XP -Pinup

• Do Target Practice (8h) $80 / 50 XP -Guns

• Investigate Source of Prank Calls (12h) $100 / 65XP -Heavy Metal

• Miracle Cure (20h) $340 / 220 XP (+Dr. Hartman)

• Patrol the School (4h) $50 / 30 XP -Toad

• Perform Cripple Tricks (1m) $5 / 3 XP

• Play Mace Tag (10h) $225 / 150 XP -Hairspray (+Quagmire)

• Raid Personal Weapons Stash (6h) $65 / 45 XP -Sword / Handcuffs / Night Stick

• Respect Beer O'Clock (12h) $250 / 165 XP (+Peter)

Cop Joe Outfit

• Accidentally Get Locked in Cell (24h) $150 / 100 XP

• Ask Chief for Real Bullets (1h) $20 / 12 XP

• Bang Nightsticks on Bars (16h) $115 / 75 XP

• Do Target Practice (8h) $80 / 50 XP -Guns

• Escape Justice (8h) $200 / 125 XP (+Lois)

• Give a Lap Dance (8h) $200 / 125 XP (+Bonnie)

• Practice Tackling (4h) $50 / 30 XP

• Watch a Stranger do his Wife (12h) $100 / 65 XP

John Herbert

Among all of the supporting characters in both the TV show and the game, the character that is octogenarian John Herbert (Voiced by Mike Henry) is without question the most likely of all of the characters to break the fourth wall

Herbert is an elderly paedophile who lives just down the block on Spooner Street from the Griffin home. Herbert is one of the customers on Chris Griffin's paper route -- and he also happens to be in live with Chris.

For years Chris interacted with Herbert, seemingly oblivious to the fact that Herbert had a love interest in him, until quite recently Chris finally developed an inkling of the survivor awareness skills that most teens attain at a much younger age, finally recognizing the situation for what it is - and he actually confronts Herbert!

As noted, Herbert has a tendency towards breaking the fourth wall, during which events he is often seen to make highly inappropriate and sexually laden comments to the viewers, often quite specifically commenting on what he would like to do to resolve his feelings for Chris.

If you ever wondered how accurate the Bacon Test is (check out http://oracleofbacon.org/ for a deeper understanding of that observation) perhaps you will not be so surprised to learn that in addition to being the resident paedophile, Herbert is also the oldest member (presumably in good standing) of Yale University's Skull and Bones Club (locally there are several other members including Carter)

- Outfits -

As of the time this was written (April 2014) this character is known to have one outfit -- the Default Outfit -- and the following Unique Tasks may be found as listed below:

- Task List -

• Be a Peeping Tom (6h) $65 / 45 XP -Ship-in-a-Bottle / Fuzzy Slippers

• Buy Candy for Kids (4h) $50 / 30 XP

• Buy Extra-Drowsy Cough Syrup (24h) $150 / 100 XP

• Declare his Love for Chris (1h) $20 / 12 XP -CD

• Drink 50-Hour Energy (10h) $90 / 60 XP

• Freeze Popsicles (12h) $100 / 65 XP

• Paint Chris (14h) $275 / 180 XP (+Chris)

• Read to Children (8h) $80 / 50 XP -Balloons / First Editions

• Watch Little League Marathon (20h) $135 / 90 XP

Lois Griffin

While she was not raised as a Jewish-American Princess, Lois certainly has the voice, inflection, and accent of one. Which is rather odd considering Peter's staunch Catholic background as well as her OWN similar background.

Lois (Voice by Alex Borstein) is the wife of Peter and mother of Meg, Chris, and Stewie. Coming from a rather affluent family -- the Pewterschmidt's -- there is a dichotomy present in her relationship with Peter that either fully supports the notion that opposites really do attract, or suggests that something is not quite as it appears either for her (perhaps chronic low-self-esteem?) or there is an element to Peter we cannot see.

If you asked Dr. Gregory House he would instantly point out that there must be some sort of undercurrent because the math in that relationship clearly does not add up - 8's do not mate and marry 3's and clearly Lois is a solid 8 and Peter is a well-established 3.

An accomplished musician -- Lois plays both the piano and guitar as well as sings -- in cartoon terms she is a very attractive woman, a fact that is backstopped not only by both Brian and Glen Quagmire's rampant attraction to her (Giggity Giggity!) but her affects upon other male characters throughout the series.

While clearly more sophisticated than Peter as well as better educated, Lois has a well-defined and established streak of New England drongo in her, and based upon her list of past partners and rather aggressive "needs" it is safe to say that Lois is very much in touch with the powerful urges she contains for close physical daily contact.

- Outfits -

As of the time this was written (April 2014) this character is known to have two Outfits:

• Default Outfit

• Midlife Crisis Lois

• Rambo Lois

- Task List -

• Bake Cookies to Solve Problems (10h) 90 / 59 XP -Fire

• Buy Groceries (12h) 100 / 65 XP -Leather

• Do the Laundry (10h) 90 / 60 XP -Exorbitant Hat

• Freshen Up (6h) 65 / 45 XP -Hairspray / Lipstick / Eye Shadow

• Get an Adrenaline Rush (1m) $5 / 3 XP -Adrenaline

• Having Fun in the Sun (4h) 125 / 75 XP (+Bonnie) -Wood

• Practice Tai-Jitsu (2h) $30 / 20 XP -Headband / Bone

• Read Meg's Diary (12h) 250 / 163 XP (+Meg)

• Resolve Marital Issues (8h) 200 / 125 XP (+Peter) -Subpoenas

• Save Lois (10h) 225 / 150 XP (+Jerome)

• Shoplift (8h) 80 / 50 XP -Skechies / Baby Powder / PB&J Sandwich

• Smack Her Boob (16h) 115 / 75 XP

• Teach Piano (4h) 50 / 30 XP -Dulcet Tones

Midlife Crisis Lois Outfit

• Do Fancy Ropework (1h) $20 / 12 XP

• Practice Whips on Joe’s Legs (6h) $65 / 45 XP

• Pretend Peter’s a Black Guy (8h) $80 / 50 XP

• Use Leather & Mace (4h) $50 / 30 XP

• Whip it Good (30m) $10 / 6 XP

Rambo Lois Outfit

• Do Target Practice (4h) 50 / 30 XP

• Escape Justice (8h) 200 / 125 XP(+Joe)

• Seek Vengeance (8h) $80 / 50 XP

• Specialize in Guerrilla Warfare (1h) 20 / 12 XP

Meg Griffin

Meg Griffin (Voiced by Mila Kunis) is the daughter of Peter and Lois, sister of Stewie and Chris, and is perhaps the most ill-treated female prime-time character in the history of television and I am including the abuse suffered by Alice (from the 50's TV shot "The Honeymooners" at the hands of Ralph (Jackie Gleason).

Seriously, just the verbal and emotional abuse that Meg suffers at the hands (and mouth) of her father strikes us as sufficient grounds to foment depression and excessive misery.

And that presumes that she is not already suffering from PTSD while maintaining an open line of communication (factual and emotional) to her mother, who arguably is the one person who arguably should demonstrate at least the hint of unconditional love.

While Meg is frequently the butt of pretty much all of the family jokes, her seemingly elastic ability to remain both aloof and seemingly unaffected by what should -- and we are being very kind here -- present sufficient proof for the case that abusive conditioning naturally leads to violence... Ah but what the point?

Considered to be unattractive and a loser, destined to have a sex change operation in the future in order to become a man -- which it seems is an identity that she much prefers... Sigh.

Eventually she does manage to bond with her father - at least temporarily -- when his driver's license is revoked and Peter needs Meg to chauffeur him around Quahog.

Jumping to another season Meg has a makeover that not only reveals the outer-beauty previously and rather completely concealed under her layers of grime and the comfort of anonymity, but alas here is that metamorphosis that is quickly derailed by a jealous Lois, and such is life for Meg Griffin.

- Outfits -

As of the time this was written (April 2014) this character is known to have one outfit -- the Default Outfit -- and the following Unique Tasks may be found as listed below:

- Task List -

• Be a Butt Portal (22h) $140 / 93 XP

• Buy Acne Cream (14h) $110 / 71 XP

• Date the NY Knicks (20h) $135 / 88 XP

• Flirt with Criminals (1h) $20 / 12 XP -Tattoo Ink

• Grovel at Connie's Feet (24h) $150 / 100 XP

• Lose Weight (18) $10 / 10 XP

• Pop a Zit (12h) $100 / 65 XP

• Practice Bird Calls (6h) $65 / 45 XP -Feather

• Read Meg's Diary (12h) $250 / 163 (+Lois)

• Reduce Her Muffin Top (16h) $115 / 75 XP

• Scarf Down Hot Dogs (8h) $80 / 50 XP -Treasure Map

• Shave Facial Stubble (4h) $50 / 30 XP -Mirror / Mustache Cream

• Take a Summer Job (10h) $90 / 59 XP -Fish

Mort Goldman

Mort Goldman (voiced by John G. Brennan) is the Jewish-American pharmacist and sometimes freind of Peter Griffin who owns and operates Goldman's Pharmacy in Quahog.

Husband of Muriel Goldman and father of a son named Neil Goldman, Mort is the defacto supporting character for stereotypes that include all of the top Jewish traits as well as hypochondria, paranoia, and decidedly neurotic tendencies.

We have it on reliable authority that Mort was never actually considered - even on a temporary basis - to be a replacement for the fourth Drunken Clam Booth Mate.

- Outfits -

As of the time this was written (April 2014) this character is known to have one outfit -- the Default Outfit -- and the following Unique Tasks may be found as listed below:

- Task List -

• Do Peter's Taxes (6h) $165 / 115 XP (+Peter) -First Editions

• Feeble Flail (1m) $5 / 3 XP

• Jetpack to Safety (10h) $90 / 60 XP -Plutonium

• Leer at Money (24h) $150 / 100 XP

• Obsessively Count Cash (12h) $100 / 65 XP

• Restock Ipecac Syrup (1h) $20 / 10 XP

• Retreat Cowardly (2h) $30 / 20 XP -Toad / Vicogin

• Scrounge for Coins (8h) $80 / 50 XP -Metal Detector / Subpoenas

• Snoop on Customers (20h) $135 / 90 XP

• Swallow Jewels (4h) $50 / 30 XP -Jewels

Peter Griffin

Ostensibly the head of household in the Griffin family (though the case can easily be made that Lois actually fills that position (particularly when Peter's immaturity is a focus of a story / episode), save for the occasional rough patches in life, Peter is the primary breadwinner for the family.

Peter Griffin (Voiced by Seth MacFarlane) maintains the role of central character for the show (and this game), with the Griffin family based out of the suburban city of Quahog, Rhode Island -- which, based upon the skyline as seen in the show, is a suburb of Providence, Rhode Island just off of the I-95 Corridor.

His very obvious Rhode Island - slash - New England accent firmly places Peter within the regional dialect of the Providence area, and his rabid support of both the Red Sox and the Patriots as well as his beer of choice (a thinly veiled homage to Jim Koch's Boston Beer Company and its Sam Adams beer).

Peter and his mates maintain the stereotypical New England Chowderhead lifestyle typified by the presence of a "reserved" booth at the neighborhood watering hole -- The Durnken Clam -- and the loyal but often confused relationships maintained between Peter, Joe, Quagmire, and a rotating fourth mate - relations that routinely border on the uncomfortable.

A confirmed "Smudged-Collar" worker (at various times he has had careers that were decidedly White Collar at one end of the spectrum rotating out of positively Blue Collar jobs at the other), but most notably the "Pawtucket Patriot Brewery" (a thinly veiled homage to Boston Beer Company), the Happy-Go-Lucky Toy Factory (another thinly-veiled homage but this time to either iconic toy maker Hasbro or Parker Brothers, both of which have maintained plants and offices in Providence).

No bio sketch of Peter Griffin would be complete without mentioning his ongoing and historic rivalry and battles with Ernie the Giant Chicken, who is now the head of programming for the Fox Network (and largely the reason why the TV show is "canceled again" as part of the plot setup for this game).

Ernie and Peter have mutual Kill-On-Sight reactions to each other, and in fact it is that volatile relationship that ends up causing the utter and nearly complete destruction of Quahog that kicks off the plot in Quest for Stuff!

- Task List -

As of the time this was written (April 2014) this character is known to have six Outfits -- the Default Outfit, Tweaked Out Outfit, Long John Outfit, Golden Outfit, Hooker Outfit, and Mermaid Outfit -- and the following Unique Tasks may be found as listed below:

Peter's One-Time Tasks

• Fat Leapfrog (6s) $15 / 8 XP (+Chris)

• Get Better Reception (6s) $5 / 3 XP (+Chris)

• Kick Stuff Roadhouse! (6s) $5 / 3 XP -Adrenaline

• Put out the Fire (10s) $5 / 3 XP

• Surf the Bird (6s) $5 / 3 XP -Butt Scratcher/ Dulcet Tones

• Tear Away Pants (4s) $3 / 3 XP -Pants

Default Outfit

• Bench Press Whales (18h) $125 / 80 XP

• Chortle (2h) $30 / 20 XP

• Cook Disgusting Vegetables (4h) $50 / 30 XP -Gloves

• Dance the Shipoopi (8h) $80 / 50 XP -Skechies

• Do an Ethnic Handshake (2h) $75 / 50 XP (+Jerome)

• Do Peter's Taxes (6h) $165 / 115 XP(+Mort)

• Double Check Birth Certificate (20h) $135 / 90 XP

• Drinks with Peter (4h) $125 / 75 XP(+Buzz)

• Fat Leapfrog (12h) $250 / 165 XP (+Chris)

• Hang Out at the Clam (1h) $20 / 12 XP -Pawtucket Ale

• Have Nap Time (6h) $165 / 115 XP(+Quagmire) -Handcuffs / Fuzzy Slippers / Popsicle

• Heated Argument (30m) $24 / 15 XP (+Consuela)

• Kick Stuff Roadhouse! (12h) $100 / 65 XP -Adrenaline

• Overeat (6h) $65 / 45 XP -Antacids

• Play with Expensive X-Ray Machine (10h) $90 / 60 XP

• Resolve Marital Issues (8h) $200 / 125 XP (+Lois) -Subpoenas

• Respect Beer O'Clock (12h) $250 / 165 XP

• Ride the Washing Machine (12h) $100 / 65 XP

• Stub His Knee (2h) $30 / 20 XP -Hawaiian Shirts / Fabric Scraps

• Surf the Bird (1m) $5 / 3 XP -Vaseline / Fireworks / Oregano

• Taste the Rapier (6h) $65 / 45 XP -Sword

• Watch Cartoons (24h) $150 / 100 XP

• Write on Goerge Takei's Facebook (24h) $150 / 100 XP

Anime Peter Outfit

• Roll Over Children (12h) $100 / 65 XP

• Super Dancy Dance Max (8h) $80 / 50 XP

• Super Jumper Man Jump (1h) $20 / 12 XP -Exotic Extract

• Super Ultra Mega Fire (4h) $50 / 30 XP

Golden Suit Peter

• Do the Robot (12h) $100 / 65XP

• Polish His Suit (6h) $65 / 45 XP

Hooker Peter

• Attract New Clients (4h) $50 / 30 XP -Whip

• Find a Job (8h) $80 / 50 XP

Long John Peter

• Commandeer the Clam (12h) $100 / 65 XP

• Drink at the Clam (24h) $150 / 100 XP

• Free Adrian Beaky (1h) $20 / 12 XP

• Hunt for Treasure & Ice Cream (2h) $30 / 20 XP

• Pillage & Plunder (4h) $50 / 30XP -Jewels

• Steal Sugar, Tabacco, & Spices (8h) $80 / 50 XP

Mermaid Peter

• Go Fishing (8h) $200 / 125 XP (+Seamus)

• Gorge on Fishsticks (8h) $80 / 50 XP

• Hose Off (1h) $20 / 12 XP

• Make a Quick Buck (4h) $50 / 30 XP

• Woo Fisherman (30m) $10 / 6 XP

Pee Pants the Inebriated Hobo Clown Outfit

• Blow Up a Balloon (8h) $80 / 50 XP

• Do That Scarf Trick (1h) $20 / 12 XP

• Wet Himself (4h) $50 / 30 XP

Tweaked Out Peter

• Break Things Badly (2) $30 / 20 XP -Vicogin / Plutonium

• Dance the Ultra Shipoopi (12) $100 / 65 XP -Heavy Metal

• Do the Super Ground Punch (24) $150 / 100 XP

• Have Eye-Ripping Fun (6) $65 / 45 XP -Eyeball / Eye Shadow

Seamus Levine

Seamus Levine (Voiced by Seth MacFarlane) is the semi-retired professional fisherman who is widely considered to be old-school. Rumor has it that the last professional fishing job that he had was as the spear-man on a Japanese Whaler.

His fishing career was a bit spotty thanks to him being accident prone - proof of that unfortunate state being easily demonstrated b his two wooden peg-legs and two wooden peg-arms which it appears has given him an affinity for furniture which we hear really turns him on.

AZ supporting character in the Quahog universe, it appears that among his designated duties and the service he performs that has ensured his retention is his ability to accurately provide warning to Peter when danger approaches...

- Outfits -

As of the time this was written (April 2014) this character is known to have one outfit -- the Default Outfit -- and the following Unique Tasks may be found as listed below:

- Task List -

• Flirt with the Table (24h) $150 / 100 XP

• Go Fishing (8h) $200 / 125 XP (+Peter)

• Play the Organ (16h) $115 / 75 XP

• Practice Cartwheels (1h) $20 / 12 XP -Pinups

• Sing Shanties (4h) $50 / 30 XP -Poncy Hat / Dulcet Tones

• Tell Sea Tales (12h) $100 / 65 XP

• Visit Siblings (6h) $65 / 45 XP -Rope / Ship-in-a-Bottle

Stewie Griffin

Stewie Griffin (Voiced by Seth MacFarlane) is technically an infant of the Toddler branch, but despite that handicap may very well be the most intelligent character in the FG Universe (note the emphasis upon Intelligent and not Wise - there clearly being a difference between Wisdom and Intelligence).l

That said it would be a serous mistake to fail to take notice of the fact that he is - like all toddlers - both a diabolical ******* and in many respects has a touch of homicidal maniac in him.

It can fairly be said that Stewie has only four very close relationships in his life and world: his mother Lois, his Penis, Rupert (his teddy) and finally Brian Griffin - in that order of precedence.

A well-established conservatively homosexual or perhaps bisexual intellect and emotional identity -- his creator (Seth MacFarlane) recently admitted that while purely a coincidence but Stewie has more in common with the personality and characteristics of WikiLeaks source Bradley Manning than he does any of the overtly homosexual characters to which he has been intellectually paired with in past seasons...

Considering that as an infant toddler Stewie has never acted upon his urge to trade spit with the likes of Cary Grant, it is fair to say that his world view is, in broad strokes, consistent with precisely that image that his observational character holds out to the world.

The Stew-Master's outlook and personality (and his growing presence as a "gamer" fashion plate) have increasingly served to showcase his discriminating tastes in the form of the wide selection of distinctive Outfits that have come to assume presence for him.

Through the thick or thin (pun-intended) Stewie is a confirmed member-in-good-standing of the loyal army of "Pizzeria Napoletana" over at the little brick-oven Za shack that the Pepe family built in 1925 at 163 Wooster Street, which then (as it is now) is a respectable Address in New Haven.

Recent season present Stewie both as a sympathetic if confused and very curios seeker of love (the emotion and not the physical effect / exercise)...

The "funny" found therein happens to appeal to the more orderly of external views - but then that is the nature of humor after all.

- Outfits -

As of the time this was written (April 2014) this character is known to have one outfit -- the Default Outfit -- and the following Unique Tasks may be found as listed below:

- Task List -

Unsettled - check back later after the list is filled in and updated....

Tricia Takanawa

The character of Tricia Takanawa (Voiced by Alex Borstein) started out as a limited appearance presence but thanks to her token Asian and humorous contributions has become something of a regular in he show and now the game.

According to interviews with the cast at events like Comic Con in San Diego, “Double-T” has been declared to be of Japanese-American ancestry.

Working as a reporter for Quahog 5 News, Double-T tends to be assigned to an out of the studio beat -- that is to say she reports from location almost exclusively. Unfortunately all of the events she reports on are the sort of filler and community puff-pieces that do not win awards, which has left her feeling bitter and ill-used.

Her most memorable (and we think finest) quote?

“(Tricia Takanawa is on location in a hotel room and reporting) Thank you, Diane. Sex. Some people have it anonymously. What kind of person would do that you might ask? Well, I'm about to find out.

“I've just picked up a complete stranger in a hotel bar and he's in the bathroom right now, possibly doing drugs.

“Watch as I have sex with this potentially dangerous man, as we take you in-depth and undercover.”

(Glen Quagmire comes out of the bathroom wearing nothing but his boxer shorts and lays down on the bed next to her) “I've never had a Spanish chick before! O-LE!!!”

- Outfits -

As of the time this was written (April 2014) this character is known to have one outfit -- the Default Outfit -- and the following Unique Tasks may be found as listed below:

- Task List -

• Have a Nervous Breakdown (1h) $20 / 12 XP -Headband

• Report On-Scene (4h) $50 / 30 XP -Sparkles

• Sabotage Tom's Mustache (12h) $100 / 65 XP -Mustache Cream

• Seek Mother's Approval (8h) $80 / 50 XP

The currently available characters in the game are spread among the 5 Zones/Districts (plus the 7th Imaginary one that covers the odd appearance) but you should bear in mind that (1) the total number will increase over time and particularly when the Wizards at TinyCo deign to expand the game, which when you stop to consider that it only launched on 10 April 2014 is still quite young to the extent that the first tangible expansion content is likely to end up being a Holiday Event... Just saying.

Still you should try to get all of the available characters unlocked and into your game as quickly and as efficiently as you can manage for obvious reasons, and not the least being that you cannot profit from them until they are added and fully unlocked.

Also you should know that while Onion Rings are a lovely snack, Funyons are a Guilty Pleasure.

Attributions

Because of the need to present the information contained in this section in a completed form rather than culling all of the information directly from the game - which is what I usually do - some of the information about tasks and the like was taken from external sources for convenience. That means that, as I did not personally witness the information from within the game, it may not be correct, and I have no way of knowing if it is or is not.

Once my characters in the game reach the point in which they unlock the aforementioned data I will, naturally, correct anything here that is not correct. Until then I hope you will accept that this is the best we can do.

Where task data and other data that was used to complete this section was not obtained from the game itself, it may also have been obtained from the following sources:

1. Fox (http://www.fox.com/playfamilyguy)

2. TinyCo Game Studios (http://www.tinyco.com/games/family-guy/)

3. Family Guy Addicts (http://familyguyaddicts.com/)

Thanks for your patience.