Top 10 Best Video Game Girlfriends

01. Lara Croft (Tomb Raider)

Right, first the fact that she made this list in the first place is probably not all that much of a surprise for most gamers, because why? Well, the reasons are manifest...

First there is her great wealth - according to Forbes Magazine's 2013 Forbes Fictional 15 she is worth a startling $1.3B and that does not even include the actual value of the warehouse full of ancient art and artifacts she has spent a lifetime smuggling out of the far east.

She is drop-dead gorgeous, sexy as hell, and an archeologist slash adventurer. Oh yeah, and she has that cute British accent that automatically causes words like knickers and bum to sound sexy as hell!

In the official game manuals she is describe as being the Wimbledon, London-born daughter of the Lord Henshingly Croft (later Richard), and inherited the family title and estates at the passing of her dear papa.

Raised as an aristocrat, Lara Croft attended the Scottish boarding school Gordonstoun and a Swiss finishing school. Which sorta makes her a ladies lady.

Thanks to a combination of the example set by her father and an unfortunate plane crash survival experience (she was stranded in the Himalayas for two weeks and that experience helped to cause her to rethink her life) she became the Lara Croft we know and lust - er - love.

Lara is an accomplished human being - the author of well-respected books and other published works (mostly chronicling her exploits as an adventurer, big-game hunter, and master thief) - she was briefly betrothed to the Earl of Farringdon but that loser is history now, so she is totally available!

In the world of video game girlfriends she pretty much has it all - class, culture, intelligence, and great wealth combined with a joie de vivre and interest in all things historical - plus she will totally kick your ass at any video game you care to mention!

Did we mention she is hot? Yeah, hot, sexy, and not afraid to tell you just what you need to do to get both your rocks off - that's Lara Croft - The Perfect Video Game Girlfriend!

Have we missed any? No doubt you the readers have your own favourites, so please let us know in the comments below.

Posted: 17th Jul 2014 by CMBF
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Xbox One, Xbox 360, PlayStation 4, PlayStation 3,