Grand Theft Auto 4 Cheats

pistol location

Go to the house you get from mallerie and go acrros th strrt keep going up untill you see a pistol

drunk in a different way

K heres a glitch to get drunk in a way. What you have to do is when a vehicle is moving really fast press Y when are at the handle then push X to get off and right after you will be drunk for a little bit but the screen won't be shaky

If you want to try to get drunk on GTA 4 heres a glitch you won't have a shaky screen though just for warns heres is what you do. When I car is moving really fast run to the side of it push Y then as quick as you can push X you will walk in a drunky way and after awhile you will stop good cheating.

One Man Army Achievement

Just go to the Manhatten Bridge and right next to the on ramp is a subway track just hop the rail in a car and drive under the bridge. Go far enough and you will automatically get 6 stars.This has to happen before you unlock the other islands.Wait 5 minutes and the achievement will pop up.


Good Luck getting away though

bored?

After you get bored with driving fast collecting cars and searching for armed pedestrians I have an awesome trick that I love to do (doesn't need live!!!) it 1.fly or drive/swim to a coast and get in the path of passing boats and jump on as it passes.
2.if there is guy wearing a beanie,an old chick, or a normal chick it wont work
3.shoot any gun and if they take off in the boat then your set
4. Note that you will always be slowly moving backward
5. As you pass other boats try shooting rocketsafter a while you should get pretty good and it looks realy cool to do it acurate ly cause the rocket barely goes faster than boat. The safe distance from explosion is actually quite large
Even try sniping and grenading (dont hit Y or you will steal boat and hel jump off) await more cures for bordmn soon(or a long time lol)

getting bored?

Not realy a cheat but after yo beat the game and get bored of driving fast playing games killing yourself and searching for armed pedestrians to fight I foun an awesome thing to try! First fly or drive/swim to a spot where boats drive by. Then line up in the path of an incoming boat and jump on as it drives past you if there is someone other than a chick/old chick or a jew then shoot your gun and the vehicle will go faster than you can drive it or it will stay and the driver might jump off if the driver doesnt jump off and drives fast your guy will very slowly slide off the boat so either a reefer,party boat(with sail), or a jetmax(best by my judgement) then as ou pass other boats shoot the drivers out or rocket them after a few shots you will get pretty acurate wit rockets at speed it looks realy cool when you get good then when you get far away you can snipe but don't aim for too long or youll fall off(you can rocket boats that are pretty D**** close to yours without affecting your boat but don't shoot the tip if it's like touching your boat cause I said it(ill say more cool things as I find them

infernis

If you need an inferis then call brucie and start a race and repeat a few times have fun happy cheating

Rolled Over Achievement

I found the sickest way to get this achievement. I have not played this game in a while so these directions may be a little vague. First find a large coach bus. Second drive at a gas station.*you must hit on of the pumps at a slight angle so that it explodes but your not exactly in it. What is supposed to happen is you go flying in the air to like a trillion flips.

Medical Outfit

If you play the level "FLAT LINE" you will have to kill a guy protected by cops.
When you enter the hospital make a right and go in the first door which is a locker room. If you look at the lockers you will see a medical outfit. Walk up to it and press (LB) and then you will be wearing a medical outfit. To keep this outfit you must complete the level and save the game.

free tolls

This isnt a queer thing that say kill the guy cause thats faggy and anyone could guess that when you approach a toll there will be a gap between sides if the road and between the booths drive through there slovly but not realy slow just like below 100 lol and the cops shpouldnt go afteryou and it should be free(cause the back of the booth doesnt hav a window so they can't see you)

the easiest way to get the "one man army"achevement

In the beginning of the game,go in the subway,and go to an island that you haven`t unlocked,and then just hang out in(or under)that 6-star areafor 5 minutes,and there you go!

the camera angle glitch

First,go to the airport.next,go under the a moving plane.then,take cover(rb)on any of the wheels in the middle of the plane.(the inner wheels work better for this glitch)make sure you take cover on where the wheel is rotating forward and position yourself right so you won`t glitch on the wheel.now,the plane should be carrying you.wait a few minutes,and when you hit a corner,move the camera angle around until you see that the camera angle is like,across the whole entire airport,but your still near the wheel!

Just an Health Cheat

On your cell phone type in doc-555-0100.
You should just get the health cheat.

the swingset of doom!

There is this playground in firefly projects with a swing set.if you hit this swing set with a car or something,it will start to twitch.if you touch the middle pole or go up it with a car,then,sooner or later,you will be propelled in a random direction,maybe across the island!

the swingset of doom!

There is this playground in firefly projects with a swing set.if you hit this swing set with a car or something,it will start to twitch.if you touch the middle pole or go up it with a car,then,sooner or later,you will be propelled in a random direction,maybe across the island!

Not really a cheat but fun to watch

Go into the strip club "The triangle club" and get a private dance when it finishes do another 1 straight after and do it a 3rd time and you will get 2 girls dancing for you. I don't no if it works in the other strip club!
Have fun.

airport glitch

When you head to fancis airport get a veihcle(car)and then you have to go under the airplane near the wheels of the plane then let the airplane drag your car across the cement and wait(note this may take a few trys)then you will magicly go under the cement and then pop up above the cement and I've done this a'lot of times.

the statue of libertys heart

If you go to the state of liberty in a helicopter (a small one works better)
Then look at the statue of liberty you will see 3 balconies the first two you can use stairs to get to but the third you have to line your helicopter right next to the third balcony and jump out and you should land on it
There is 4 doors but keeptrying to go hrough because only on lets you go through
Then you will se some stairs climb them to the top and you will be I a room with a BIG heart!!!!
Its pretty dark but you can see the outline of the heart and hear it beating it's hung up by chains for some sick reason
You will have tojump ofthe balcony and die to get back on the ground but o'well!!

get as many infernisus as you want!

If you have lost the infernus you recived from bernie all you have to do is play the game untill you recive text messages to steal vehicles and put them in a garage. Do this untill the 16th car has been stolen the next one will be the infernus. Now all you need to do is go get it and put it infront of your safe house and save. Then you now have an infernus. The only side effect is you can't paint it untill you have put one of the infernuses into his garage.

fall for a long time.

Spawn a vehicle close to a building or through a fence that can't break.
If you can get the vehicle spawned into the building so that you can only see the side door try to get in and if done correctly you will fall for a long time.
Works best if you use either turismo or comet.