Illnesses Guide

Check out our Illnesses Guide to get a diagnosis of all the illnesses in Two Point Hospital and also where you need to go to get the right treatment.

8-Bitten

Diagnosis:

• llness Difficulty: 50%

• GP's Office

• General Diagnosis

Treatment:

• Resolution Lab

• Doctor

Animal Magnetism

Diagnosis

• Illness Difficulty: 40%

• GP's Office

• Cardiology

• M.E.G.A Scan

• DNA Lab

Treatment:

• Nurse

• Pest Control

Bed Face

Diagnosis:

• Illness Difficulty: 20%

• GP's Office

Treatment:

• Ward

• Nurse

Boggled Mind

Diagnosis

• Illness Difficulty: 20%

• GP's Office

• Ward

• X-Ray

• M.E.G.A Scan

• DNA Lab

Treatment

• Psychiatry

• Doctor

Bogwarts

Diagnosis:

• Illness Difficulty: 40%

• GP's Office

• General Diagnosis

Treatment:

• Pharmacy

• Nurse

Broken Face

Diagnosis:

• Illness Difficulty: 50%

• GP's Office

• Cardiology

• Fluid Analysis

• M.E.G.A Scan

Treatment:

• Fracture Ward

• Nurse

Clamp

Diagnosis:

• Illness Difficulty: 10%

• GP's Office

Treatment:

• Pharmacy

• Nurse

Cubism

Diagnosis:

• Illness Difficulty: 50%

• DNA Lab

• Fluid Analysis

• M.E.G.A Scan

• X-Ray

Treatment:

• Recurvery Room

• Doctor

Cross Bones

Diagnosis:

• Illness Difficulty: 60%

• M.E.G.A Scan

• Psychiatry

• X-Ray

Treatment:

• Fracture Ward

• Nurse

Decision Rash

Diagnosis:

• Illness Difficulty: 60%

• Fluid Analysis

• GP's Office

Treatment:

• Injection Room

• Nurse

Denim Genes

Diagnosis:

• Illness Difficulty: 40%

• DNA Lab

• Fluid Analysis

• GP's Office

• M.E.G.A Scan

Treatment:

• DNA Lab

• Doctor

Emperor Complex

Diagnosis:

• Illness Difficulty: 70%

• DNA Lab

• Cardiology

• GP's Office

• M.E.G.A Scan

• X-Ray

Treatment:

• Psychiatry room

• Doctor with psychiatry qualification

Floppy Discs

Diagnosis:

• Illness Difficulty: 40%

• GP's Office

• M.E.G.A Scan

• X-Ray

Treatment:

• Surgery

• Doctor

• Nurse

Flumps

Diagnosis:

• Illness Difficulty: 50%

• Cardiology

• DNA Lab

• M.E.G.A Scan

Treatment:

• DNA Lab

• Doctor

Freudian Lips

Diagnosis:

• Illness Difficulty: 30%

• GP's Office

• Cardiology

Treatment:

• Psychiatry

• Doctor

Grey Anatomy

Diagnosis:

• Illness Difficulty: 40%

• GP's Office

• Fluid Analysis

• M.E.G.A Scan

Treatment:

• Chromatherapy

• Nurse

Grout

Diagnosis:

• Illness Difficulty: 0%

• GP's Office

Treatment:

• Pharmacy

• Nurse

Gurning Loins

Diagnosis:

• Illness Difficulty: 80%

• General Diagnosis

• M.E.G.A Scan

Treatment:

• Surgery

• Doctor

• Nurse

Headcrabedness

Diagnosis:

• Illness Difficulty: 20%

Heart Throb

Diagnosis:

• Illness Difficulty: 60%

• GP's Office

• Cardiology

• DNA Lab

• Fluid Analysis

• M.E.G.A Scan

• X-Ray

Treatment:

• Surgery

• Doctor

• Nurse

Humerus Injury

Diagnosis:

• Illness Difficulty: 20%

• GP's Office

Treatment:

• Fracture Ward

• Nurse

Hurty Leg

Diagnosis:

• Illness Difficulty: 30%

• GP's Office

• General Diagnosis

• M.E.G.A Scan

• X-Ray

Treatment:

• Fracture Ward

• Nurse

Inflated Ego

Diagnosis

• Illness Difficulty: 50%

• Fluid Analysis

• GP's Office

Treatment:

• Psychiatry

• Doctor

Jazz Hand

Diagnosis:

• Illness Difficulty: 70%

• M.E.G.A Scan

• X-Ray

• Ward

Treatment:

• Ward

• Nurse

Jest Infection

Diagnosis:

• Illness Difficulty: 40%

• GP's Office

• DNA Lab

• Psychiatry

• X-Ray

Treatment:

• Clown Clinic

• Nurse

Jumbo DNA

Diagnosis:

• Illness Difficulty: 70%

• M.E.G.A Scan

• Fluid Analysis

• GP's Office

Treatment:

• DNA Lab

• Doctor

Lazy Bones

Diagnosis:

• Illness Difficulty: 30%

• GP's Office

• Cardiology

Treatment:

• Ward

• Nurse

Leopard Skin

Diagnosis:

• Illness Difficulty: 60%

• DNA Lab

• Fluid Analysis

• GP's Office

• X-Ray

Treatment:

• DNA Lab

• Doctor

Light Headed

Diagnosis:

• Illness Difficulty: 20%

• GP's Office

Treatment:

• De-Lux Clinic

• Doctor

Litter Bug

Diagnosis:

• Illness Difficulty: 50%

• GP's Office

• Fluid Analysis

• X-Ray

Treatment:

• Injection Room

• Nurse

Lycanthropy

Diagnosis:

• Illness Difficulty: 70%

• Cardiology

• Fluid Analysis

Treatment:

• Pharmacy

• Nurse

Mime Crisis

Diagnosis:

• Illness Difficulty: 40%

• Cardiology

• Fluid Analysis

• Psychiatry

Treatment:

• Psychiatry

• Doctor

Misery Guts

Diagnosis:

• Illness Difficulty: 50%

• Cardiology

• Fluid Analysis

Treatment:

• Pharmacy

• Nurse

Mock Star

Diagnosis:

• Illness Difficulty: 20%

• GP's Office

Treatment:

• Psychiatry

• Doctor

Monobrow

Diagnosis:

• Illness Difficulty: 50%

• M.E.G.A Scan

• Ward

• X-Ray

Treatment:

• Ward

• Nurse

Mood Poisoning

Diagnosis:

• Illness Difficulty: 30%

• GP's Office

Treatment:

• Injection Room

• Nurse

Mucky Feet

Diagnosis:

• Illness Difficulty: 60%

• DNA Lab

• X-Ray

Treatment:

• Ward

• Nurse

Night Fever

Diagnosis:

• Illness Difficulty: 50%

• Fluid Analysis

• General Diagnosis

• Psychiatry

Treatment:

• Psychiatry

• Doctor

Pandemic

Diagnosis:

• Illness Difficulty: 30%

• General Diagnosis

• M.E.G.A Scan

• X-Ray

Treatment:

• Pans Lab

• Doctor

Pipe Organs

Diagnosis

• Illness Difficulty: 50%

• M.E.G.A Scan

• X-Ray

• Ward

Treatment:

• Surgery

• Doctor

• Nurse

Portishead

Diagnosis:

• Illness Difficulty: 40%

• GP's Office

Treatment:

• Ward

• Nurse

Potty Mouth

Diagnosis

• Illness Difficulty: 60%

• Fluid Analysis

• Ward

Treatment:

• Pharmacy

• Nurse

Premature Mummification

Diagnosis:

• Illness Difficulty: 50%

• M.E.G.A Scan

• Ward

• X-Ray

Treatment:

• Cryptology

• Nurse

Pudding Blood

Diagnosis

• Illness Difficulty: 70%

• DNA Lab

• X-Ray

• Psychiatry

Treatment:

• Injection Room

• Nurse

Rock Bottom

Diagnosis:

• Illness Difficulty: 40%

• Fluid Analysis

• DNA Lab

Treatment:

• Injection Room

• Nurse

Shattered

Diagnosis:

• Illness Difficulty: 80%

• M.E.G.A Scan

• Ward

• X-Ray

Treatment:

• Fracture Ward

• Nurse

Shock Horror

Diagnosis:

• Illness Difficulty: 50%

• DNA Lab

• Fluid Analysis

• Ward

Treatment:

• Illness Difficulty: 50%

• DNA Lab

• Fluid Analysis

• Ward

Spinal Bap

Diagnosis:

• Illness Difficulty: 30%

• Cardiology

• Fluid Analysis

• M.E.G.A Scan

• X-Ray

Treatment:

• urgery

• Doctor

• Nurse

Spontaneous Combustion

Diagnosis:

• Illness Difficulty: 80%

• DNA Lab

• M.E.G.A Scan

• Ward

Treatment:

• Injection Room

• Nurse

Touch of Midas

Diagnosis:

• Illness Difficulty: 80%

• DNA Lab

• M.E.G.A Scan

• Psychiatry

Treatment:

• DNA Lab

• Doctor

Turtle Head

Diagnosis:

• Illness Difficulty: 50%

• DNA Lab

• Fluid Analysis

• M.E.G.A Scan

• X-Ray

Treatment:

• Head Office

• Doctor

Verbal Diarrhoea

Diagnosis

• Illness Difficulty: 25%

• GP's Office

Treatment:

• Pharmacy

• Nurse

Bigfoot DLC Illnesses

- Anomalitis

- Aurora Snorealis

- Bard Flu

- Barking Mad

- Basic

- Blaggis

- Bloaty Dread

- Boneless Thighs

- Brain Freeze

- Cheese Bored

- Cold Shoulder

- Curdled Blood

- Dead Arm

- Displaced Glands

- Evergreen

- Eye Candy

- Face Plant

- Goobris

- Half Pipe

- Inverted 1080

- Knightmares

- Menace Elbow

- Metropolism

- Monster Mishmash

- Paranoyance

- Rantlers

- Shin Blintz

- Skull Chutney

- Sore Judgement

- Sweet Teeth

- Tartan Telomeres

- Thin Skinned

- Tongue Splinters

Pebberley Island DLC Illnesses

- Beach Wail

- Blank Look

- Brain Farts

- Buccanear

- Budgie Struggler

- Camel Toe

- Cauliflower Ears

- Crispy Skin

- Desserted

- False Tan

- Fool's Mould

- Football Crazy

- Heat Wave

- Hermitism

- Jellied Feels

- Jet Leg

- Knobbly Knee

- Lemon Soul

- Limb Empathy

- Limpette

- Logic Problem

- Loose Jowels

- Nerological Imbalance

- Oozmosis

- Painapple

- Placid Reflux

- Sandy Crack

- Screwball

- Shadow Boxer

- Tooth Mutiny

- Trumidity

- Vested Insects

- Wild Spore

- Wanderust

Close Encounters DLC Illnesses

- Aller-Gs

- Anty Matter

- Asterrhoids

- Astroknot

- Bowhine

- Confidentures

- Continuthumb

- Cosmoss

- Deeply Ill-Suited

- Extraterrestical

- Fanatick

- Flack Hole

- Flat-Packed

- Frogborne

- Gorm Deficiency

- Grunt

- H. G. Swells

- Hero Complex

- Highly Ill-Suited

- Home Sick

- Horrorscope

- Hyperrealty

- Isotrope

- Lack of Humanity

- Meteormites

- Neutrainers

- Planetary Ring

- Science Friction

- Situational Gravity

- Space Caged

- Sputneck

- Star Struck

- Telemutation

- Warped

- Zodiac Arrest

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