The immortal writes a strangely positive review reviews for Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

The immortal writes a strangely positive review

Ah, can you smell it? This is a game which has a few distinct advantages over others. Selective breeding, for example. Rockstar North make few games, but the majority of the ones they release are absolute corkers. Also, GTA3 and Vice city were two of the best games on the PS2. So this should be good. Is it?

YES. With a capital Y. And E. And S. This is truly the greatest game ver. There is nought wrong with it, and it shall last you as long as your PS2 works. There is absolutely nothing one could ever fault. All the "faults" of Vice City (no swimming, money becomes less vital nearer the end, the enevitable cheaters) have been fully rectified.

And here is a quick taster;

Planes, cargo helicopters, driving, biking, boating and flying school, burgalary, trucking, gambling, p*mping, dancing, races, lowrider faceoffs, destruction derby, shooting ranges, multiple girlfriends, restaurants, car modification, barbers, clothes shops and... multiplayer. And this is but the very tip of the iceberg. T guarantee it will take at least a thousand man ours to see all San andreas has. At this rate, you'll pay £1 for every 30 hours of play. It's called a bargain.

You play as Carl Johnson. Having returned home, you find the city in a mess and start rectifying it. You must find out the truth about your mother's killer, seek revenge, and take control of the streets. The storyline is believeable, even if f**k! and n*gga! are said a thousand times too much.

The soundtrack is amazing, as you would expect from a GTA game. There is much humourous banter on the radio, and there are songs by RATM, G'N'R, Lynyrd skynyrd, 2pac and Cypress hill.

The gameplay is immensly varied. You can swim, go to the gym, or start a gang war. Never has there been a game with so much to do. Please buy it. You know it will be the best decision you'll have made in a long time.

Graphics: 97% This is really as good as it gets

Sound: 98% Great radio, tonnes of humourus speech, realistic cars and environment

Gameplay: 99% As deep as it is wide

Lifespan: 98% Will last you forever

Overall: 98% This is a game that you must buy. Now. Every second playing any other game is a waste. I purchased it for a meagre 45 euro. It is worth ten times its value.

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