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FAQ/Walkthrough

by Maxx

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         No More Heroes                 /  
-------------------------------------- /  "Heroes will fall...
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                                     /        and a new champion will rise..."
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//Game Specs
-----------------------------------
Platform: Wii
Developer: Grasshopper Manufacture, Ubisoft (2008)
Genre: Sword Fighter, Action/Adventure
Rating: M (Blood and Gore, Crude Humor, Intense
           Violence, Sexual Themes, Strong Language)

                                                            //Walkthrough Specs
                                            -----------------------------------
                                                         Author: Georgi Samaras
                                                  E-mail: [email protected]
                                                                  Version: 1.22
                                                 Last Updated: February 7, 2008


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//Contents
-----------------------------------
    Introduction........................... [int]
    Controls .............................. [con]
    The HUD and Menu ...................... [hud]
    Santa Destroy ......................... [san]
    Battle Mechanics ...................... [bat]
    Death Blows and Slots ................. [slo]
    Tips and Tricks ....................... [tip]
    Walkthrough
       Ranking 10 ......................... [r10]
       Ranking 9 .......................... [r09]
       Ranking 8 .......................... [r08]
       Ranking 7 .......................... [r07]
       Ranking 6 .......................... [r06]
       Ranking 5 .......................... [r05]
       Ranking 4 .......................... [r04]
       Ranking 3 .......................... [r03]
       Ranking 2 .......................... [r02]
       Ranking 1 .......................... [r01]
    Job Center Listings ................... [job]
    Assassin Side Missions ................ [asm]
    New Game + ............................ [ngp]
    FAQ ................................... [faq]
    Miscellaneous ......................... [mis]


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//Introduction                [int]
-----------------------------------
    Welcome to the city of Santa Destroy: home to the United Assassins
    Association and the young man determined to reach its peak, Travis
    Touchdown.  Using a beam katana he won in an internet auction, Travis
    determines to prove his worth after having been recruited and ranked 11th
    in the UAA.  It's your job to help him become number 1 and to do it in one
    piece.

    If you've ever played a game called Killer7, then you may already have an
    idea of what you're getting yourself into.  If not, I highly recommend it.
    Get ready for disturbing humor, unique graphics, and really, really
    addictive gameplay.  Thank you, Suda51!


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//Controls                    [con]
-----------------------------------
    in battle (nunchuk):
      control stick: move Travis
      C: center camera behind Travis
      Z: hold to lock on to an enemy
      shake nunchuk: perform a jumping slash (technique must first be learned)

    in battle (Wii-mote):
      d-pad up: lock on to a different enemy (when locked on)
      d-pad down: dodge (when locked on)
      d-pad left: move camera, dodge (when locked on)
      d-pad right: move camera, dodge (when locked on)
      A: slash, charged slash (hold A)
      B: beat attack, charged beat attack (hold B)
      -: activate Anarchy in the Galaxy (if you have stock)
      +: open menu/pause game, skip cutscenes (press twice)
      1: charge mode
      2: toggle mini-map
      shake Wii-mote: help Travis get up after being knocked down

    *in battle, you will also be prompted to wave the Wii-mote and nunchuk
     according to on-screen arrows

    on foot (nunchuk):
      control stick: move Travis
      C: center camera behind Travis
      Z: switch to first-person view

    on foot (Wii-mote):
      d-pad: move camera
      A: interact
      B: dash (technique must first be learned)
      +: open menu/pause game
      2: toggle mini-map

    on the Schpeltiger (nunchuk):
      control stick: steer
      C: cycle through camera views
      Z: hold to activate booster

    on the Schpeltiger (Wii-mote):
      d-pad down: dismount (while stopped)
      A: accelerate
      B: brake/reverse
      +: open menu/pause game
      1: have a friend bring your bike to you in town
      2: toggle mini-map
      B + A: burn out (release B to take off)
      Wii-mote up: wheelie jump
      Wii-mote left/right + B: drift turn

    *on the loading screen, hit B repeatedly to play around with the loading
     star


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//The HUD and Menu            [hud]
-----------------------------------
    Going into battle or driving in town, you'll notice a lot of clutter on the
    screen, your heads-up-display.  Here, I'll describe what all that stuff
    means.  I'll also detail the tabs in the menu, which is accessed by
    pressing the + button.

    Battle HUD
    ----------
      heart: your health gauge
      tiger: Dark Side Mode meter (see "Death Blows and Slots")
      "High/Low" meter: tells you how you're holding your katana/remote and
                        determines how Travis slashes and punches
      energy meter: the katana's battery power
      LB$: Travis' pocket money
      777: Anarchy in the Galaxy stock, of which you can hold only three
      mini-map: shows paths and items of interest and can be modified to show
                enemy positions
      slots: only appear in the bottom center of the screen after a death blow
             (see the "Death Blows and Slots" section)

    City HUD
    --------
      heart: your health gauge, although Travis never seems to lose health in
             town, even after crashing his bike
      energy meter: Travis' stamina (for dashing) and the Schpeltiger's nitro
                    gauge (when riding)
      LB$: Travis' pocket money
      mini-map: shows roads, event icons, and items
      L---R: in the center of the screen, shows which direction your motorcycle
             is turning
      speed: your speedometer, for those who love to know they're going as fast
             as possible while mowing down pedestrians

    Menu Tabs
    ---------
      map: a bigger version of the pixelated mini-map
      ranking: how much money you need for the next fight and how much you
               currently have
      side job: the terms of your current side job, if you've signed up for one
      config: adjust volume, camera controls, and toggle subtitles
      data: load save data or start a new game

      The rest of the stuff displayed on the menu should be self-explanatory.
      Note that if you want to keep multiple save files, you must let the game
      auto load one and then access the other through the menu.


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//Santa Destroy               [san]
-----------------------------------
    The city streets are where you're going to be doing much of your business.
    To make navigating easier, always make sure your mini-map is on in the
    lower right corner of your HUD.  All the points of interest are marked by
    icons on that map.  Here's a list of businesses in the city that are worth
    it to visit regularly.

    Motel "No More Heroes"
    ----------------------
      This is Travis' base of operations.  In the bedroom, there's:

        a closet: where you keep all of Travis' clothes you've found or bought
        a drawer: where all your weapons are stored
        a map: see the layout of Santa Destroy and your mission rankings
        a telephone/fax machine: gives you updates on your UAA rank and
                                 messages about video rentals

      In the living room, you'll find:

        the toilet: your only readily accessible save point
        the TV: watch various videos Travis has (mostly wrestling videos you
                bought) and play video games (after a certain stage)
        the fridge: open to replenish your health
        Jeane: Travis' cat and only family, press random buttons and wave the
               remote to play with her
        cards: wrestling cards that add to your otaku collection, as well as
               unlock concept art during a New Game +

      The motel's map icon is a house, and its flag is easily visible from
      several city blocks.  If you ever need to get to the motel quickly, jump
      into the river in the middle of town or into the ocean off Iron Claw
      Point.  You'll automatically be back in the parking lot, no worse for
      your ordeal.  (Thanks to Josh L. for pointing this out.)

    K-Entertainment
    ---------------
      An advertising agency which also dapples in seedy contractual killings.
      Go here to take on assassin missions to earn some extra cash and to
      practice your moves.  See the "Assassin Side Missions" section for
      details.  Its map icon is, fittingly, a skull.

    Job Center
    ----------
      If you'd rather not shed blood to make some extra cash, go here to earn
      your money with honest jobs.  These are extremely varied and pay
      differently depending on what each job has you do.  See the "Job Center
      Listings" section for more details.  Its map icon is a white stick person
      on a pink background.

    ATM
    ---
      If you want to move up the UAA ranks, you need to pay an entry fee.
      Once you have the money, head to the ATM, marked by a dollar sign in a
      yellow circle, to pay.

    AREA 51
    -------
      Santa Destroy's one-stop clothing shop.  If you're looking to fill
      Travis' closet, this is the place to go.  Its map icon is a white t-shirt
      with "51" on it.

    Thunder Ryu Bldg
    ----------------
      This is the office of Travis' sensei and where he goes to buff up.  Each
      exercise costs a certain amount of money and has you perform simple tasks
      with the Wii-mote and nunchuk.  Its map icon is a yellow kanji.  And
      because exercises don't warrant their own section, here's a list of each:

        Dumbbells: move the nunchuk and Wii-mote upward alternately; finish 30
                   in 30 seconds and the number of slices in your beam katana
                   combo increases
        Bench Press: rapidly press A to lift the weights, but use your index
                     finger rather than your thumb to make it easier; if you do
                     10 in 1 minute, your strength increases so you deal more
                     damage
        Squats: snap both the Wii-mote and the nunchuk down at the same time;
                completing 20 in 30 seconds increases your maximum vitality so
                you take less damage

      You'll need to do a dumbbell exercise every time you get a new beam
      katana, and each exercise session will cost more money as your stats
      increase, but they're not pricey by any means.

    Naomi's Lab
    -----------
      Naomi researches beam katanas and sells you new models or accessories.
      At first, Naomi will sell a beam katana of her own design but will make
      new ones if you give her certain items.  Each katana has its own unique
      combo and death blow styles.  The accessories she sells either increase
      damage dealt or save battery power, and each katana except the Blood
      Berry has its own set.  There's also an accessory to help dig up treasure
      by marking it on the mini-map with light yellow circles and making the
      remote vibrate when you're standing over gold; this accessory is
      universal.  Naomi's lab's map icon is a blue beam katana (that looks more
      like a popsicle) in a blue circle.

    Beef Head
    ---------
      This is the local video/game store, run by one of Travis' good friends,
      Bishop.  Travis is mainly into wrestling videos (among other things,
      according to the messages on his machine).  Watching the movies you buy
      here helps Travis learn new wrestling moves.  The store's map icon is a
      pair of bull horns on an orange background.

    Gold Town
    ---------
      A bar located near Thunder Dragon's office.  Inside, Lovikov waits to
      teach Travis special techniques if he has the balls.  Er, Lovikov balls,
      that is.  Lovikov balls are scattered around Santa Destroy and are marked
      on the mini-map with an orange dot.  They also emit a sort of humming
      sound when you're near one.  Bring seven to Lovikov, pick your technique
      of choice, and he will teach it to you in his own special way.  Here's
      the techniques:

        Memory of Three: displays position of enemies on the mini-map
        Memory of Demon: lets you perform a jumping slash by shaking the
                         nunchuk
        Memory of Child: lets you perform a dash outside of battle by pressing
                         the B button
        Memory of Woman: extends Dark Side Mode limit
        Memory of Mask: increases the range of your grab
        Memory of Tattoo: displays the "Max Chain" bonus at the end of ranking
                          fights for extra money
        Memory of White: lets you perform a jumping down attack on downed
                         enemies

      Players of Killer7 may perk up at the number of techniques and balls each
      one costs: 7.  Each of these techniques is named for each Smith assassin,
      and they also imbue Travis with powers similar to each Smith persona.

    Items can also be found on the city streets.  When you see a dumpster,
    press A to kick it open for t-shirts or money.  Any time you are walking on
    an unpaved area, press A to stab the ground with your beam katana to dig up
    money, if you're lucky.


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//Battle Mechanics            [bat]
-----------------------------------
    While the sword action in this game isn't just swinging the Wii-mote all
    over the place, some of the actions you can perform are sensitive to how
    you hold your remote.  To perform a high attack, tilt the remote up.  To
    execute a low attack, tilt the remote down.  Below is a list of the moves
    you can execute while fighting, with the height-sensitive ones described as
    such.  All of these tactics are laid out in detail in the game's tutorial
    at the start of the first mission.

    Slashes
    -------
      To slash with your katana, simply press A.  Slashes can be both high and
      low; slash high when enemies guard low and slash low when they guard
      high.  Press the A button repeatedly to start a slash combo, and hold A
      down to do a charged attack.  A high charge sends Travis slashing
      forward.  A low slash has him attack enemies at his sides.  Charged
      slashes are unblockable, but you are extremely vulnerable and lose your
      charge when you take damage.  Charges also use up a lot of battery power
      the higher the charge.

    Beat Attacks and Wrestling Moves
    --------------------------------
      To stun an enemy and break their guard, press B to slam them.  Beat
      attacks can be both high and low; beat high when enemies are guarding
      high and vice versa.  Beat attacks can also be charged by holding down B;
      enemies hit with charged attacks will always be automatically stunned.
      When stunned, they'll be dizzied, as indicated by them seeing stars,
      Looney Tunes style.  Press B when near them to grab them and perform a
      wrestling move, which will have you move both the Wii-mote and nunchuk
      according to on-screen arrows.  Once that enemy has been knocked to the
      ground by your mad wrestling skillz, hit A to use a down attack to finish
      them off.  According to Josh L., inserting a beat attack in your combo
      will sometimes result in a dizzying uppercut or a kick that sends foes
      flying away from you.  Either way, it works to your advantage, so don't
      be a stranger to the B button.

    Weapon Clash
    ------------
      When your attack meets that of an enemy, you will lock swords.  The
      remote will appear on the screen in a circle.  Rapidly turn circles with
      your remote to deflect their attack and execute a death blow.

    Lock On and Guard
    -----------------
      Press the Z button to lock on to an enemy.  Pressing the up arrow on the
      d-pad will change which enemy you lock onto.  When locked on, Travis will
      only focus on that one enemy and will run circles around him/her as well
      as perform quick dodges when you hit down, left, or right on the d-pad.
      Travis is invincible during a dodge.  Locking on also lets Travis deflect
      enemy attacks if he's not swinging his katana.  On Sweet difficulty mode,
      auto-guard will be enabled, so Travis will guard even when not locked on.

    Charge Mode
    -----------
      Since the beam katana runs on batteries, the power will eventually run
      out and they will have to recharge.  Attacking enemies, using it to open
      chests, and blocking attacks all use some of the katana's power.  Press
      the 1 button to enter charge mode.  The game would have you wave the
      remote from side to side to recharge, but it's much more fun to mimic
      Travis and pump the remote up and down.  ;)  Travis is vulnerable to
      attack during charge mode.

    While in an area where you will have to fight, you'll see chests and icons
    appear on the field.  Enemies will also sometimes drop replenishing items.
    Here is a run-down of each.

    Purple Chests
    -------------
      These contain pizza which will boost your health.  Small slices restore a
      little, while whole pizzas completely restore it.

    Blue Chests
    -----------
      These contain batteries for your beam katana.  Small batteries restore
      some of the gauge; large batteries fill it.

    Exclamation Points
    ------------------
      These mark your destination.  To activate them, you must meet a certain
      requirement, usually killing all enemies in the immediate area or picking
      up a certain item in a chest.

    Arrows
    ------
      Small yellow arrows simply mark items of interest lying on the ground.

    S
    -
      These mark save points (i.e. - toilets).


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//Death Blows and Slots       [slo]
-----------------------------------
    Depleting an enemy's health allows you to execute a death blow.  This
    simply requires you swing the Wii-mote in the direction of the arrow on the
    screen.  After the blood bath, slots will automatically appear and spin on
    the bottom of the screen.  If three symbols match, Travis will go into Dark
    Side Mode.  This is Travis' Force: he becomes indestructible and will tear
    through anything in his path.  Dark Side Mode lasts until the tiger in the
    upper left reaches the goal flag along the top of the screen; in other
    words, it doesn't last too long, so make the most of it.  There are five
    different Dark Side attacks.

    "This is the end!"
    ------------------
      Line up three cherries to slow down all enemies, allowing you to beat
      them to the punch.  This one seems to be the most common Dark Side
      attack.

    "Strawberry on the shortcake!"
    ------------------------------
      Line up three grasshopper icons and Travis will move like lightning and
      instantly kill anything in his way.  Go up to an enemy, slash them, and
      an arrow will spin on the screen.  Make circles with your remote to make
      mincemeat of your enemies.

    "Blueberry cheese brownie!"
    ---------------------------
      Line up three bells and a reticule will appear in the middle of the
      screen.  Move it with the control stick and press the A button to fire
      waves of energy at long-distance foes.  This is not an instant kill for
      tougher enemies like those with beam katanas.  Travis will move really
      slowly during this, so just focus on getting enemies in your sight.

    "Cranberry chocolate sundae!"
    -----------------------------
      Line up three Bars to see the screen go grainy.  Walk up to an enemy and
      watch for a button by Travis' head.  Match the button prompt and Travis
      will instantly kill the closest foe in style.  Mess up and Travis will
      only taunt, wasting time.

    "Anarchy in the galaxy!"
    ------------------------
      Line up three 7s (jackpot) to earn one stock, indicated by a 7 on your
      HUD.  Press the - button to activate this awesome power, which completely
      destroys any enemies in the area and even all surrounding areas.  This
      power does not work on boss fights and actually deals very little damage
      against your fellow assassins.  Your stock does not carry over between
      ranking missions either, so use it while you have it!


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//Tips and Tricks             [tip]
-----------------------------------
    Battle mechanics are one thing, learning the nuances of combat is a
    different matter entirely.  Below are a list of things that are just plain
    helpful to know and can make or break a tough fight.  Master the ways of
    the assassin, young apprentice.

    Surprise Slide
    --------------
      I don't know what to call this, but it's one of the most important things
      to master in the game.  We'll call it the Surprise Slide since it usually
      results in a question mark above your target's head.  What this move is
      is a quick dodge that puts Travis behind an enemy, leaving them open for
      tons of free damage.  To perform it, let the enemy enter a slash combo.
      Now run into it while guarding.  During their combo, continuously double
      tab or simply press and hold left or right on the c-stick.  If
      successful, you'll hear a sound as the screen turns dark, and Travis will
      slide along the ground to get in striking position.  Now mash A and watch
      the hits pile on.  This is invaluable against certain bosses but useless
      against charge attacks.

    Charged Death Blow
    ------------------
      When performing a death blow, shake the remote or hit A when the screen
      is in slow motion.  Triangles will appear around your beam katana and
      your target, indicating that the blow has become more powerful.  It will
      deal more damage to your target and also any nearby enemies.  This will
      not work during weapon clash death blows.  (Thanks to Michael Green for
      this info.)  Josh L. also says that the charged death blow does not use
      battery power, but I can't see a difference between it and a normal death
      blow.

    Windmill Recover
    ----------------
      I'm not up to speed on my breakdancing lingo, but I'm pretty sure that's
      what that move is called.  (Thanks to Codey for correcting me!)  When
      knocked to the ground, Travis will spin his legs around to damage enemies
      while getting back to his feet.  I'm not really sure how to perform this
      move.  Josh L. says tapping A and B works.  [email protected] says pressing
      A right before you hit the ground (and possibly swinging the nunchuk too)
      also works.  I always perform it just by shaking the Wii-mote, but it
      only works when an enemy is nearby and, even then, only sometimes.

    The Killer7 Combo
    -----------------
      Players of Killer7 know Dan Smith was a total badass.  The Lovikov
      technique bearing his moniker is a powerful one.  To perform the Jumping
      Slash, shake the nunchuk.  This is an unblockable attack from long range
      that instantly downs a foe.  It is similar to a charge attack though, so
      if you are hit while preparing to jump, the move will be interrupted.
      When you've knocked someone down, back away from them while staying
      locked on and press A.  This will result in a Jumping Down Attack, Kevin
      Smith's move, which will instantly kill the target.  And this, my
      friends, is how you kill all normal enemies in just two hits.  (Thanks to
      Josh L. for info on the Jumping Slash.)

    Weapon Upgrades
    ---------------
      Don't underestimate the power of Naomi's wares.  Her power and energy
      saver upgrades are life savers in certain instances, since every time you
      do an action with the katana, you pay for it with battery life.  If you
      get Tsubaki Mk-III and buy the LB$999,999 upgrade, you will never have to
      recharge your battery.  Josh L. puts this in a way I couldn't agree with
      more: "At first this seems like a minor improvement, because a player may
      think 'shaking the controller isn't so difficult' but really, having
      infinite energy means you can block bullets fearlessly, use the surprise
      move CONSTANTLY, and you can also use charge slashes and jump slash with
      reckless abandon."  The Mk-III energy saver upgrade is almost mandatory
      in Bitter mode.

    Slashing High, Slashing Low
    ---------------------------
      For those who like to slash while holding the remote any which way, stop.
      The game developers put a "High/Low" meter on the HUD for a reason.
      There's a distinct sound you hear when an enemy is blocking your attack.
      When you hear this, you can either do a beat attack, jump away until they
      drop their guard, or you can switch your stance.  Enemies can only guard
      one of two ways, and if they're guarding your high slash, tilt the remote
      down so you start slashing where they're not guarding and vice versa.
      This is a great way to not miss a beat in the middle of a combo and not
      lose your chain.  (Thanks again to Josh L. for pointing out how important
      this is.)

    Pro-Wrestling Power
    -------------------
      Travis' real strength lies in his wrestling moves.  These will shave off
      good chunks of health on bosses and instantly knock down normal enemies.
      Using them on bosses is difficult since they don't stun easily; watch for
      them to stagger and try a beat attack.  Using a slash combo can sometimes
      dizzy an enemy as well.  If this happens, take full advantage of it.
      Since, in most cases, wrestling moves deal more damage in one blow than a
      slash combo, stop hitting A and go for B.  There is only one enemy in the
      game that will ever turn this against you.

    Automatic Charged Low Slash
    ---------------------------
      This technique was e-mailed to me by Kelly, and since I've never pulled
      if off (that I can remember), I'll let the author explain it: "there's a
      technique where if you block an enemies attack the moment before impact
      the block sound is higher pitched and if you press A immediately after,
      it's like an automatic 'low' charge attack, where you go twirling through
      the air killing everything in your path, without having to charge up your
      sword or anything. this only works on grunts, not bosses.  i've only done
      it with the Tsubaki III, i haven't tried it with the other katanas yet."


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//Walkthrough
-----------------------------------
    This walkthrough was written while playing on the Mild (Normal) difficulty
    setting.  Due to its open-ended nature, this game lets you go about your
    routine any way you want.  The main part of the guide is concerned only
    with the ranking missions.  Side missions have their own sections right
    after this one.

    Ranking 10               [r10]
    ------------------------------
Go down the motel steps to get on your bike.  After Travis makes his impressive
entrance at Death Metal's mansion, take the game's offer of going through a
tutorial.  The bare-bones gameplay of No More Heroes is purely fighting, since
that's all Travis knows to do, so you need to get familiar with the ways of
battle.  It's rather long and is a lot to take in this early, but it's all
stuff you really need to know.  When ready, take out the thugs in the foyer and
head upstairs.  Through the first door, head down the small hallway to your
right to find a chest with money.

Go back and enter the room ahead of you with the pool for another brawl.  This
is a good place to practice a variety of moves.  You should also note a purple
chest here: get to know and love these because they contain health-replenishing
pizza slices.  Now head down the side hallway to the left.

Up the stairs is a blue chest at the end of the hall; blue chests contain a
free battery charge.  In the small hall just behind you is a chest with TRADING
CARD NO. 001.  Enter the nearby room to get closed in.  You'll have to fight
several waves of enemies; make note of the purple chest in the room.  Only open
it when your health is about depleted.  You'll also find TRADING CARD NO. 002
in here.  When fighting groups of enemies like this, always keep the Z button
held down, so even if an enemy attacks you, you will block it.  Also, learn not
to button-mash A.  Travis can't guard in the middle of a combo, so wait until
someone attacks you.  Another helpful tactic is to turn the camera when Travis
is performing a death blow.  Since the game goes into slow motion, you can turn
the camera to see enemies behind you so you know where they are.  When you're
done, exit out the door by the tiger skin rug.

To your right is a chest with money.  Go back downstairs; yes, we're
backtracking.  Be careful going down this hall because enemies will ambush you.
Some have guns so keep that guard up and wait for them to reload.  Take them
out one at a time; don't rush or they'll all attack you at once.  When you hit
the pool room, go downstairs to the main foyer to enter the hall there that was
previously blocked off.

Down this hall, stop when an enemy shouts and gets up, so you can take them on
one-by-one.  When all are gone, a new enemy with a beam katana will appear when
you approach the star on the floor.  Do not underestimate these enemies.
Always keep Z held and wait for them to attack first.  They are extremely
vulnerable after performing an attack.  When they brace themselves and a red
glow surrounds them, get ready to dodge since they're going to unleash a
powerful charged attack, which actually leaves them even more vulnerable if you
can avoid it.  Fight defensively with these guys.  When he's gone, step on the
star.

In this room is another free-for-all.  The basic rules apply for the last shut-
in: take them on in small groups if you can.  If you're swamped, separate them
by running away.  You have more room to work with here, which is always good.
Just make sure not to run away from one batch of enemies right into another.
There's also a really good chance you'll activate Dark Side Mode numerous times
if you haven't already.  Get used to these attacks, as they are quite awesome.
Clean up the chests when you're done (one of which contains TRADING CARD NO.
003).  An enemy with a beam katana guards the exit.

Outside, TRADING CARD NO. 004 is to your left.  Enemies in single file are to
the right.  Most have guns, so use Z to block and do a forward slash with A
while they run from you.

Enter the new building.  Travis will sheath his katana further down and you
will get a call on your Wii remote from Sylvia Christel.  At the end of the red
carpet are a number of things.  TRADING CARD NO. 005 is in a chest.  A
wrestling mask with a note is on the floor (indicated by the yellow arrow),
which will help Travis remember an old wrestling move.  The toilet, your save
point, is marked by an "S".  There are also chests here to fully replenish
health and batteries.  When ready, head for the exclamation point.

    Death Metal
    -----------
      Note that you have both a health and battery chest, as you will in all
      fights like this.  Save them for when in dire need, though this should be
      a no-brainer.  Now, it's going to get old, reading what I'm typing here,
      but keep Z held to keep a lock on and to gain the ability to dodge.  This
      guy will jump around a lot, so feel free to let up on Z to close the gap,
      but always keep it down when near him.  His first round of attacks are
      slash combos.  He's extremely vulnerable after one.  Run or dodge around
      him until he's done, then counterattack.  This fight is a perfect time to
      practice the Surprise Slide I refer to in the "Tips and Tricks" section.
      It really helps give you an advantage.

      When his health is at half, he'll make two duplicates of himself.  This
      is where Z is imperative.  Run to make room, but know that all three are
      not shy about attacking at once.  On the flip side, they also take their
      sweet time guarding.  Focus on the ones that have a full health bar:
      they're the duplicates and should go down quickly.  Get them out of the
      way with basic attacks to get breathing room.

      When you're down to one ugly Englishman, it's a piece of cake.  He'll
      have gained a new attack: a shockwave sent out when he lifts his sword
      high and slams it down.  His combo will have also been extended, so you
      just have to dodge more.  Dodge and counterattack; that's all there is to
      it.  If you want to get more hits in, try a beat attack when you find him
      blocking, so you can use your new wrestling move.

You get letter ranks for different areas of the stage (time it took to
complete, how much damage you took, etc.), so you'll get lots of bonus money if
you did well.  That's really as far as those rankings go; this isn't one of
those "try and S-rank every mission" games.  Get the new chest for money and
an increase in your maximum health, then hit the exclamation point.  You're now
ranked 10th in the UAA.

You'll find yourself at home next.  Get familiar with the stuff around Travis'
cozy little living space.  Outside, head for the limo to meet with Sylvia.
After she kicks you out, you'll be in front of K-Entertainment.  Enter to learn
that you need a ticket from someone who can prove your worth as a hard worker.
Outside, the Job Center will be available next.  For now, just try to earn
enough money to enter the next fight since that's all you can really do at this
point.  See the side mission sections if you need help, and I'll meet you back
here when you've raised at least LB$150,000.


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    Ranking 9                [r09]
    ------------------------------
Did you make bank?  Don't worry; it'll get better.  Head to Destroy Stadium for
your next ranking fight; it's marked by a yellow and black "IX".  Upon
entering, head to the left to clean up on this end.  Some enemies throw
baseballs as long range attacks, and one will have a beam katana.  Grab the
chests, including TRADING CARD NO. 006, and do an about-face.  Clean up here
and go up the ramp.

Grab the chest to your right for cash.  Some enemies in this area wield axes
and seem to have a faster slash than Travis, so block the first slash and
counterattack to play it safe.  There's also an enemy with a beam katana here.

In the next area is a frustrating little mini-game.  Pitchers are lined up and
will throw baseballs at you.  Hit the balls back to knock them out.  Swing hard
enough and the ball will knock down the gate for you at the end of the hall.
Miss any players and whoever's left standing will attack you.  To hit the ball,
hold the Wii-mote like a bat and swing (� la Wii Sports).  Timing is
everything, which is why this mini-game is so frustrating.  There's plenty of
chests down this hall, including TRADING CARD NO. 007 on the other side of the
gate.

Up the ramp, more of the usual awaits, with another batting mini-game after
going through another gate.  Beware, this time the pitches are a lot faster.
TRADING CARD NO. 008 is further down the hall.  Continue on, picking off more
enemies (one with a beam katana) and picking up TRADING CARD NO. 009 before
moving on.

The next hall is narrow, with enemies just waiting for you to do away with
them.  This is a great place to practice timing your high charge slash attacks,
since they slice forward.  The thugs usually thrust forward with a kick, so try
to hit them before they hit you.  Further down, two enemies with beam katanas
will ambush you at the same time.  You don't have a lot of room to work with,
so keep the guard up and dodge to the side as best you can.  There's also a
third katana-wielder down the way, and he'll use long range charge attacks as
well as at close range.  Nab TRADING CARD NO. 010 and continue down the path to
get a telephone call.

At the end of this hall is the usual set-up with the save point, wrestling
mask, and so on; get used to it since it'll be like this before every major
fight.  Note that the battery and pizza chests respawn after saving, so if you
didn't get enough pizza to reach max health, visit the restroom to make room
for more.  Move on to see what exactly your LB$150,000 was for.

    Dr. Peace
    ---------
      The doctor is purely a long range attacker.  Since you start far away
      from him, this is bad.  His bullets make trails in the air; when you see
      them, stop running and hit Z to deflect them.  Slowly make your way up to
      the pitcher's mound.

      Once there, NEVER LET GO OF Z.  (Didn't I tell you you'd get tired of me
      saying that?)  Run circles around Dr. Peace and use the left or right
      dodge to evade his fire.  Once in a while, he'll holster his guns and
      prepare a charge attack.  Back off a bit and wait until he glows white,
      then do a side dodge or simply keep running to stay ahead.  If you are
      hit by this attack, the force of the shot will knock you back to where
      you started, and you'll have to make the slow trek back to the mound.
      After he fires, go in with your combos.  When you're finished with one,
      watch for Dr. Peace to guard by holding up his arms.  This is a great
      time to try a charged high attack to break that guard and throw him.
      (Credit goes to Kyle for this strategy.)

      The hard part about this fight is keeping the charge up on your katana,
      especially if you're blocking a lot of bullets.  Only go for the blue
      chest if you're desperate or are sure you can get back to the mound
      safely.  Wait for him to do a combo - the one that starts with him
      shooting wildly and ending by shooting with both guns at once is good -
      and then enter charge mode quickly.  Dr. Peace's attack style does not
      change at all during the fight, so find a routine that works for you and
      stick with it.

      When you've dealt the final blow, Travis will get shot away.  Go back up
      to Dr. Peace for a stand-off.  Hit the correct button on the screen and
      Travis will emerge victorious.

Grab the chest to move on.  You are now ranked 9th in the UAA.  After checking
your messages, go outside to see that three new areas of Santa Destroy are
available: AREA 51, Naomi's Lab, and the Thunder Ryu Bldg.  There's also a new
job available, as there will be every time you rank up.  Do whatever you need
to do, and don't come back until you've got LB$200,000.


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    Ranking 8                [r08]
    ------------------------------
If you've got the goods, then let's go, go, go.  Head for the "VIII" marker at
the school.  Fight off the first wave of thugs in the gate, then head left.
After that, clean up to the right of the entrance.  Grab TRADING CARD NO. 011
in the chest and enter the school once all the enemies are dead.

TRADING CARD NO. 012 is up ahead to the right after you deal with the ambush.
You should have noticed all the yellow arrows on your mini-map by now.  They're
fire extinguishers.  Why do you need them?  Because enemies in this hall wield
lit torches.  If they hit you, Travis will burst into flame.  Go over to a fire
extinguisher to put him out if this happens.  In the second hallway on the
right is an alcove with a health chest.

Keep going down this linear hall while Killer7 fans around the world have
Coburn d�j� vu.  Get the health chest at the end and move on.

Here, Travis' beam katana will short out and he will have to, er, run all the
way down the hall to turn off the sprinkler system.  The "challenge" here is
trying not to take damage since you're defenseless.  When it's off, grab the
chest for a recharge and double back to take care of the thugs in the hall.
At least their torches have been put out.

Next is a free-for-all in the gym.  There are three waves, with the last one
being two guys with beam katanas.  Use the wide space to your advantage and
remember that you've got two chests to replenish health and battery.

To the left through the gym is TRADING CARD NO. 014, and TRADING CARD NO. 013
is behind the stairs south of the gym.  Go up those stairs to get a phone call.
TRADING CARD NO. 015 is around the corner, down the hall, right before the pre-
fight set-up.  Definitely heal up and save, since this next one's a toughie.

    Shinobu
    -------
      Guess what my first piece of advice is?  Lock on her when you find her.
      You need to be able to dodge quickly when she blocks your slashes.  She
      is only really vulnerable after she performs an attack.  She has several
      different charge attacks as well, both close and long range.  Sonic Sword
      is the long range one; the others are just charged forward slashes, but
      they have a pretty good reach.  When she yells "Sky high!", this means
      she's going to do a jumping attack.  If this connects, she'll hit Travis
      multiple times and will leave him at death's door.  Whenever she twirls
      her sword and it leaves red trails in the air, this is an actual attack,
      not just for show.  Well, maybe both.

      You must play this fight defensively.  Do not button-mash A.  Always wait
      for her to make the first move; this is important.  Combo when you can
      and dodge to the side as soon as you hear the metallic sound of your
      blows being deflected or quickly change your stance before she counters.
      When circling her, it is possible to get hung up on a pillar.  Shinobu is
      agile enough that she can take advantage of that.  Unfortunately, she is
      so agile that the Surprise Slide may not work as well as you'd think.
      Only in certain instances will any of your blows actually connect if you
      pull it off.  During a weapon clash, Shinobu can also jump away if she's
      near a wall or pillar, avoiding the subsequent death blow and possibly
      using her own instead.

      As you whittle her health down, she gains more charge attacks and her old
      ones get more powerful.  Sonic Sword will attack more than once and can
      really take a huge chunk out of your heart.  There's also another which
      is practically an instant kill: when she sheathes her sword, run away
      from her backwards.  If she catches you, she'll do the typical anime
      "slash you ten times in midair" thing.  It's important not to run to the
      left or right because she'll follow your movements until she unleashes.
      Running away backwards is better since she'll have to work to close the
      gap.

      The worst thing that can happen in this fight is dodging right into a
      pillar, but the best thing you can do is be patient.  Shinobu is patient
      as well.  If you need a recharge or to look for a health chest, just beat
      feet away from her, and she'll wait until you get close again to make her
      move.

      HXC_mike has e-mailed me with another strategy: "The move that takes off
      the most damage against Shinobu is a suplex.  It takes off about a little
      less than a 1/4 of her life.  Well, you can not really do this off the
      bat, because she is a quick little girl.  So, here what you do. You dodge
      her attacks until you find a really good opening.  Hit her ONCE or TWICE.
      Shinobu goes backward stumbling like a drunk, but if you wait for the
      right timing, she will put her guard up.  The trick here is learning the
      timing between her stumble and guard recovery.  You have to use a charged
      Melee attack to dizzy her, so you have to start before she goes on guard
      for the timing.  Once she is past half her life, hit her ONCE instead,
      and always be on gaurd.  Remember, that although this is the quickest and
      surest way to kill her, you can not kill her with a suplex, so even
      though her bar is empty, you will still have to kill her with a slash!"
      I have tried this and can confirm that it works amazingly well if you can
      get your timing right.

You're now ranked 8th in the UAA, but you've left your opponent alive.  Maybe
that will have repercussions?  We'll cross that bridge when we come to it.
Outside, Gold Town and Beef Head are now open for your business, and the wares
in the other shops around town will have been added onto.  After going to Gold
Town, Lovikov balls will be marked on your map.  It's not a bad idea to get at
least 14 so you can get two useful techniques: Memory of Three and Child.  The
price of glory is on the rise.  Meet back here when you've got LB$250,000.


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    Ranking 7                [r07]
    ------------------------------
Back from the daily grind?  Then let's have some fun.  Head for number "VII" on
the south side of town.  TRADING CARD NO. 016 is down past the turnstiles.
TRADING CARD NO. 017 is down the stairs by your destination.  Get on the train;
there's nothing else here.

Kill your way along the train.  The second-to-last last car has three guys at
once, and one of them has a beam katana.  Bite the bullet and slash away; you
can't do much to maneuver here except keep your guard up and wait for an
opening.  Before you go up the stairs after getting off the train, look on the
north side by the tracks for a chest with TRADING CARD NO. 018.  Then go up the
only unblocked stairs to the west.  Up here is TRADING CARD NO. 019.  Leave the
station.

Approach the studio building and the doors will open for you.  A blood bath
ensues inside.  The guys with the paper bags over their heads are nothing
really special.  They wield the same variety of weapons.  Some will even have
stop signs that love to block and have powerful swings.  Go upstairs to see
three guys with guns.  Wait until they reload to attack.  There's no easy way
to separate them.  Dodge in-between strikes to avoid gunfire.  Go back down to
proceed.

To the left out here is TRADING CARD NO. 020.  In the next warehouse, take care
of the guys with guns first if possible.  It's annoying to have a man-to-weirdo
fight with guys firing at your back.  Even more gunfire lies upstairs.  Keep
that guard up.  Clean up the room and head out.

Three guys with beam katanas are in the next warehouse.  One will charge first,
but it won't be long before you have three on your tail.  Run to make room, and
watch your stance.  If they start to deflect your blows, quickly switch to the
opposite height to knock them off and get tons more hits in.  Two more katana-
wielders are up top, and one more will spawn on the ground floor before you can
move on.  This last guy is also accompanied by a guy with a gun.  Take him out
first.  Listen for the sound of the other's katana and dodge accordingly.  If
you have the Memory of Three technique, tracking enemy movements will be a
little easier.  Sylvia will call when you're done.

What the hell kind of way is that to start a fight, Travis?  We were spared
this time because real heroes don't die in cutscenes.

    Destroyman
    ----------
      Guys who shoot lasers out of their crotch make me go "ew".  The helpful
      thing about this guy is that he yells out whenever he attacks, like any
      anime action hero worth his salt.  He's got all kinds of moves.  Destroy
      Cannon is a single energy blast.  Destroy Beam is a laser that does a
      180 around his head.  Destroy Spark is a close range shock that stuns
      Travis.  There's also a punch that he does that sends out shockwaves and
      hits if you're close, but I can't understand what he says when he does
      it.  Sounds like Destroy Pow.  Whenever he raises a fist in the air,
      that's the shockwave move.  He's also got a normal punching volley.

      The area you're fighting in is awful.  There's junk all over the place,
      making dodging difficult.  Keep him in your sights, run, and
      counterattack every time he unleashes an attack.  Travis can't block
      against the special attacks, except the Destroy Beam.  He is invincible
      while dodging, so even if an attack hits, you shouldn't take damage if
      you're in the act.  You can't get many hits in before Destroyman gets his
      guard up.  The good thing about this is that a charged beat attack
      usually stuns him.  You can also try beat attacks in the middle of a
      slash combo.

      Halfway through, he'll go airborne along with some props and do nothing
      but fire his Destroy Cannon or dive bomb you if you're close.  Get in
      front of one of the flashing panels on the walls to get him to knock
      himself down.  You can also slash the panels, but it's more satisfying to
      have him do it.  If you picked the right one, you'll knock him to the
      ground.  There's a chance that you might have picked a switch for the
      random junk instead.  Don't leave yourself open while making your way
      from one switch to another.  Rob has e-mailed me saying that, while
      Destroyman is airborne, it is possible to deflect his Destroy Cannon with
      a well-timed slash.  This will knock him out of the air.

      When he's back on his feet, it's the same old routine.  His Destroy Beam
      will fire and rotate quicker, and he will now use the Destroy Buster, the
      crotch laser, which is basically a more powerful version of the Destroy
      Beam.  He glows white before unleashing this one; drop your guard and run
      away in an arc since this attack causes mucho damage.  Circle back in an
      arc because this is also when he's most vulnerable; he taunts after each
      blast.  One last thing to note is that the junk scattered around the room
      can be used to your advantage.  Put a box in between you and, say, a
      Destroy Buster, and it will block the attack.

For putting the whiner out of his misery, you're now ranked 7th.  w00t!  You
know the drill outside.  Those money grubbers now want LB$300,000.


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    Ranking 6                [r06]
    ------------------------------
Alright, beach time!  Hoof it over to number "VI".  Sylvia apparently has
Travis by the balls.  Sigh.  Let's do this.  Take out the guys coming out of
the sand.  A lot of them have guns and will run from you, making it hard to
actually land any blows.  Lock on and give chase.  TRADING CARD No. 021 lies at
the far left end of the beach.  Be careful of the guys down this way: they
don't have beam katanas but can do charge attacks.  A guy with a beam katana
and one with an axe will spawn behind you when you try to go back.  Once
everyone's gone, target the barbed wire fence to break it down.

More of the same lies in the next area.  Grab TRADING CARD NO. 022 by the
lifeguard stand.  When you pass the red caution signs, look at your mini-map.
Those yellow dots are mines.  Listen for enemies to shout out when they see you
so you know when to look up from your map and fight.  If you have the Technique
of Three, you can just watch for the red dots.  Enemies can set off the mines
while taking no damage and hurt Travis even if he isn't remotely close.  The
three guys here have guns but will still run after you, so coax them to
wherever you need them to be if you can.  After being so careful to mind the
mines, Travis will step on one anyway after you knock down the fence.
*facepalm*  This also makes it impossible to backtrack.  Hope you didn't forget
anything!

The enemy in the next area has a machine gun.  Blocking still works the same
though, and it looks rather impressive.  These guys are actually easy to deal
with.  Clean up and three more gun guys will drop from the helicopter.  Be sure
to get TRADING CARD NO. 023 and all the chests scattered around before moving
on because Travis will have found another mine.

Holy hell, look at this next area.  Watch your step.  There are no enemies
here, so just work on getting the three chests.  If you want, you can actually
jump over the mines if you have the Memory of Demon technique.  More enemies
wait further in, at least one with a beam katana.  Three guys with machine guns
will drop down by the chest with TRADING CARD NO. 024.  Be careful because
deflecting their gunshots depletes your battery, so even if you're guarding
well, there's a chance you'll be a sitting duck before long.  But be sure to
watch your map when you run away to go into charge mode!  Sylvia will call
after your last embarrassing mine encounter.

Weave your way up to the beach house.  Be sure to grab TRADING CARD NO. 025 up
the stairs and heal, heal, heal!

    Holly Summers
    -------------
      Now run forward and kill!  Whoops.  Travis will fall in a hole,
      demonstrating one of Holly's battle quirks: she has traps in the sand.
      You must either shake the remote or nunchuk or rapidly tap a certain
      button to get out of a hole.  Holes will not ever appear on your mini-map
      but will be dark spots on the sand after Holly covers them back up.
      She's an arms lady, so she's going to be shooting missiles at you.  These
      will home in on you, so run until you hear them detonate.  She can also
      throw grenades at her feet, throw knives, and kick sand in your face.
      She'll leap around the field after an attack or two, leaving you to give
      chase and likely fall in a hole.  A favorite move of hers is to blind
      you, then counterattack by throwing a grenade or using her shovel.
      Holding Z will at least save you from the shovel.

      Holly is only really susceptible to attack when she doesn't have her
      shovel in her hands at the ready (i.e. - when she's sending missiles your
      way or kicking sand).  You need to be defensive more than anything since
      her missiles hit numerous times; that's probably her biggest source of
      damage.  Try and stay close to her so she whacks you with her shovel, but
      this does not guarantee that she will not use her missiles.  Her close
      range attacks are easily avoided, and the Surprise Slide will work.

      Holly has a blatant "weakness"; when her traps are uncovered, she'll run
      over and kick sand to cover them up.  She is open during this, so drop
      everything and follow her.  If you can get to her before she kicks the
      sand (i.e. - when you hear her yell), you can get a good number of hits
      in and you will have stopped her from covering the trap.  This puts her
      in a bit of a loop.  She'll keep running between traps to cover them, but
      if you always beat her to the punch, you'll keep her in this cycle and
      can keep swinging away.  You can actually uncover traps without falling
      in by swinging your katana near them, so you can coax her into this cycle
      if you want.

      When she's about half to three-fourths had it, she'll run off and perch
      on a rock to throw more explosives at you.  Just focus on dodging since
      you can't hit her when she's like this.  I don't know if this is a bug,
      but when I fell in a hole here, I didn't see a prompt and stayed in until
      she hopped back down.  At least it was a nice way to avoid damage.  When
      she jumps back down, resume keeping an eye on her and chasing her down.

      Matthew has sent in another strategy concerning damaging Holly: "Run
      close and past Holly over and over again.  When she does that spin that
      tells you she is about to launch rockets, quickly charge a low attack and
      spin into here.  It will hit a rocket causing the rest of the rockets to
      explode.  She will be unable to defend and you can get in about 3-4
      attacks.  Since she does this move alot, you can really bring her down
      quickly along with the trap covering move."  I tried this and can confirm
      that it works, but only if you stay close to her.  Don't run up and try
      this after she's started the attack since your charge attack will likely
      be too late.

Well, you won.  Not much of a celebration though...  Carry Holly over to the
chest to kick it open, then grab the US MILITARY SECRET next to it.  Naomi
would love some military secrets, being a scientist and all.  Check your
messages at home to learn that the UAA message guy is turning into a real ass.
He wants LB$350,000 now.  Ugh.


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    Ranking 5                [r05]
    ------------------------------
We didn't get the info telling us where to go, but step outside and you'll see
that someone's taken care of it for us.  Follow the blood (or the "V" icon) to
the wastelands of Santa Destroy.

Down the ladder, look directly behind you for TRADING CARD NO. 026.  TRADING
CARD NO.S 27 and 28 are on either side of the end of the stairs.  This path is
so linear, you'll wonder why I even bothered writing this section.  All along
the way, you'll see a shadow in front of you, which you can never catch.  Thugs
with beam katanas will attack intermittently.  And that's it.  Just keep going.
Tantalizing, isn't it?  Just wait.  It gets better.  TRADING CARD NO. 029 is
further down, and TRADING CARD NO. 030 is sitting in the middle of the white-
out.

    Letz Shake
    ----------
      I was considering writing a faux strategy for this just to be a smartass,
      but I decided against it.  Just watch the scene: the best cutscene in the
      entire game, if you ask me.

If you felt cheated, good.  By Travis' priceless reaction, that's what Suda51
wanted.  Now the blood is boiling!  Mr. UAA wants LB$400,000, so put some of
that energy to use raising money.  Be sure to go by Naomi's to pick up your
new beam katana.  And be sure to pick your best outfit for your date!


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    Ranking 4                [r04]
    ------------------------------
Follow the "IV" to the station entrance.  Watch for the guys behind the
turnstiles; one has a gun.  Nab TRADING CARD NO. 031 before heading downstairs.
Fight your way down the platform.  Two guys with beam katanas wait at the very
end near your destination.  Coax them out one-by-one if you can and run back a
bit to make room to fight.  If you're using the new katana, Tsubaki Mk-II, you
may have noticed that its combo is different.  Against these enemies
especially, the first blow can knock them back so subsequent combo swings don't
hit.  For this reason, don't enter a slash combo.  Just press A once and then
run up to get more hits in.  Trying to do a combo with this katana against
these light foes leaves Travis swinging at thin air, and he can't guard like
this.  Get TRADING CARD NO. 032 and get on the train.

This is a long train ride.  It's time for a video game within a video game.

    Pure White Giant Glastonbury
    ----------------------------
      Welcome to my walkthrough within a walkthrough!  Remove the nunchuk and
      flip the Wii-mote on its side.  This is a top-down scrolling shooter; the
      controls are as follows:

        d-pad: move
        A: release special attack
        1: shoot, confirm
        2: swing sword

      You get as many continues as you need and three lives to start.  Keep the
      guns blaring and swing your sword to absorb enemy fire and fill your
      special gauge in the lower right.  When it's full, you can release a
      special attack, this game's version of Anarchy in the Galaxy.  This
      really helps against the final boss since, every time it is activated,
      all the enemy fire on the screen disappears.  Also note there are power-
      ups floating around on-screen which give you more lives and improve your
      guns.

      Thanks for reading this guide!  If you have any questions, e-mail me at -
      whoops, the train's arrived.

Go to your right to get TRADING CARD NO. 033 when you arrive at the platform.
TRADING CARD NO.S 034 and 035 are up the stairs at the other end.  Get all the
goodies and freshen up before proceeding.  Travis seems to have a showmanship
gene; let's hope it helps.

    Harvey Moiseiwitsch Volodarski
    ------------------------------
      Every time Harvey says, "It's magic!" or "Watch this!", he's going to
      teleport.  He's going to say this often, which makes locking on to him
      hard.  (My Z strategy!  Nooo!)  He has an attack like Holly, where he
      laughs and sends out homing pigeons to go kamikaze on you.  He will also
      do lunge and spinning attacks with his swords.  His spinning attack is
      the most dangerous.  Run away and counterattack when he stops since he
      takes time to twirl his swords.  When he says, "Welcome to the
      nightmare", the screen will flip upside down and your directional
      controls will be reversed.  If you can't handle the shift, just run
      around until it shifts back.  If you want some free hits, slash him while
      he poses during the shift.  Rob has also e-mailed me with an interesting
      way to counter the shift: try flipping yourself over to stare at the TV
      upside down.  When he snaps his fingers and says, "Let's see what you're
      made of!", he just releases a pigeon.  I don't know what that's supposed
      to do for him.  It's a free combo for us!

      It is extremely difficult to get a hit in on him when the fight starts.
      Watch his combo attacks and get to know them; he's different than anyone
      you've faced before.  He pauses in-between lunges.  Always wait and make
      sure he's done attacking before you counter.  At first, I believed his
      combo style made him immune to the Surprise Slide, but I found out that
      Harvey leads with his right hand, leaving his left side open.  When
      blocking, tilt to your right and voila!

      When Harvey says, "It's showtime!" or "You're finished!", a cutscene
      takes over, and so does Travis' showmanship side.  The assistants will
      shut you in a box, and you'll be given an on-screen prompt to get out.
      If you succeed, take a bow.  If you fail, you are instantly killed.  This
      can happen multiple times but only more than halfway through the fight.
      Nothing else changes after this except Harvey's pigeon attack: instead of
      flying at you all at once, they'll come in squadrons.

After Harvey's exit, you're ranked 4th with a rousing ovation and a kiss to
boot.  At home, Mr. UAA wants his dough: LB$450,000!  Better get workin'!  If
you'd rather play video games at home, the one we played on the bus is
available when you select the TV.


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    Ranking 3                [r03]
    ------------------------------
Once we've paid our dues, we can head out.  Arg, Travis!  Jeane!  Cat lovers
everywhere weep at your irresponsibility!  There's nothing to do about it now,
so just head for the "III" at the bus terminal.  Clear the area of enemies and
be sure to pick up the chests, including TRADING CARD NO.S 36, 37, and 38.

Who's driving?  Oh my God, bear is driving!  How can that be?!  *ahem*  On the
bus, you'll be forced to fight, of course.  However, the camera angle here may
make things difficult.  You can still dodge and all that good stuff, it's just
harder to tell where you're going since the controls are normal (i.e. - as if
you were positioned behind Travis).  Get at least one good death blow, and
you'll take out a whole group.  One stunt they like to pull is surrounding you.
Take out the one guy that usually gets behind you, then focus on the group.
Sylvia will call afterwards.  What happened to her confidence in our survival?

In Speed City, follow Jeane and grab TRADING CARD NO. 039.  Do your pre-fight
meditation in the john and then step out in the street.

    Speed Buster
    ------------
      All the old woman is going to do is fire her cannon down the street.  If
      you're caught in the street when she fires, you can brace against the
      blast by following a button prompt, but this is not wise because it takes
      lots of battery power.  So, besides this, what's keeping you from simply
      strolling down the street with your thumb on the A button?  Even though
      you brace against it, the blast will still steadily deplete your health.
      Speed Buster will yell out before she fires the gun, so listen and take
      cover when necessary.

      Now, if you still haven't gotten the Technique of Three, what in the
      world have you been doing with all those Lovikov balls?  (Don't answer
      that.)  That technique is important here because breakable doors down the
      street will appear as red dots.  If you're caught out in the street with
      nowhere to go, look for a door and break it down to take cover.  Some
      doors will break in one blow, others will take more than that.  Also look
      for green paths diverging from the main road: they're alcoves.

      But enemies will be hiding in those alcoves.  If you can coax them out in
      the main road and then run past them to safety, Speed Buster's cannon
      will take care of them.  Just make sure you're not caught in it too.

      TRADING CARD NO. 040 lies in an alcove on the left side of the street
      behind several breakable doors.  On the same side of the street, and
      actually up the same alcove, is a telephone pole marked on your map.
      Knock it down to break the old woman's gun.  After this, just stroll
      right up to her.  Travis will take care of the rest.

Get the JAPANESE KATANA, another treat for Naomi, and you'll be ranked 3rd.
Check your messages at home.  I really hope that UAA guy is somewhere on the
list.  He's asking for it.  Go earn LB$500,000 and drop it in the ATM so he can
put it to good use, like buying a summer home for the 2nd ranked assassin.  Oh,
and if you were wondering, Thunder Ryu's office is still open.


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    Ranking 2                [r02]
    ------------------------------
Make your way to the stadium, but don't get off your bike.  You need to go
around the building, so jump the barricades to the left of the entrance by
whipping your Wii-mote up, then burn your nitro all the way around to the right
side of the building.  Jump the barricade in front of the "II" to get on the
field.

This next part is f-u-n, fun.  You're on the baseball field on your bike,
surrounded by enemies.  What do you do?  Run 'em over!  Use the drift turn
(hold B and tilt the remote right or left) to do sharp turns to make sure you
hit everyone.  A lot of the guys by the infield will have guns.  If you take
too much damage, you'll get knocked off your bike.  Try and mow down as many as
you can before this happens.  (It will likely be the guns that get you.)  When
(or if) you've been kicked off your trusty steed, kick ass in the usual
fashion.  Now would be a great time for an Anarchy in the Galaxy, but most of
us aren't that lucky.  Make your rounds around the entire field, killing
everyone.  The chests contain TRADING CARD NO.S 41, 42, and 43.  Wait until
everyone is dead to collect them, since you get your dash back.  When ready,
head for home plate to head down to get a call.  Sylvia seems more
straightforward than usual...

Heal up, get TRADING CARD NO.S 44 and 45, get your last wrestling move, and
save.  This next fight is a pain in the ass.

    Bad Girl
    --------
      What is it with females giving Travis the tougher fights?  This is one of
      the more strategy-heavy bouts.  Like with Shinobu, you must wait for her
      to make the first move.  She's invincible until she lets her guard down,
      which is after an attack.  It may sound strange, but stay close to her.
      Right now, her attacks are all just swings of the bat.  She'll take a
      batting stance for one of her charge attacks; that's one time when you
      need to back away.  Another brutal attack is when she swings her bat in
      one hand and slams it down while saying, "Go to hell!" or "Batter up!"

      If you've perfected the Surprise Slide, this is a great time to use it,
      but you actually have to pay attention to which direction you tilt the
      c-stick.  When you are guarding against the single downward swing, go to
      the left.  When you're guarding the multiple swings, tilt to the right.
      If you don't, you'll still slide, but she'll dodge your hits.  It is also
      possible for her to interrupt your slides when her health gets lower.
      Get ready to hit B if you see stars above her head.  This strategy will
      have you use a lot of battery power, but Bad Girl takes her sweet time,
      so you can safely run away and enter charge mode.  (Considering how our
      opponent is dressed and the fact that we're in an S&M basement makes
      charging your katana seem reeeally awkward.)

      The reason this fight is so freaking difficult is that she loves to
      prance around.  Since you need to wait for her to make a move, much of
      this fight is going to be a stare down.  And with that face?  *shudder*
      You knew this fight would be ugly.  Stay close to her to goad her into
      attacking.  If you can get her to run at you, try charging a low attack
      and either wait for her to come to you or inch up to meet her, unleash it
      and then combo afterwards.  (Thanks to Tim for this strategy.)

      After she's down to half her health bar (or close to it), she'll run over
      to the conveyor belt and yell "Home run!"  This means she's hitting one
      of her minions at you, and they'll do tons of damage if they connect.
      She'll hit two to start, is indestructible during this, and will keep
      hitting them onto the field until you kill them, so just get those freaks
      out of the way.  There's plenty of ways to approach this attack.  You can
      do a dodge to the side and get rid of them normally.  It's not likely
      that you will go into Dark Side Mode during this fight, so use wrestling
      moves to get them out of the way quickly instead of killing them for the
      slots.  Aim low while slashing and hit B ASAP.  Doing this on the first
      guy will also make you immune to damage when the second one flies at you
      if you time your wrestling moves right.  Another way to deal with them is
      to simply hit her goons back at her by hitting A at just the right time.
      If successful, shake the Wii-mote as if in a weapon clash and you can
      damage her and keep her from hitting any more at you.  (Thanks to Thomas
      for this info!)  However, the key to this is good timing.  I wouldn't try
      this on higher difficulties if you're not confident since those flying
      freaks do major damage.  Yet another way to handle this attack of hers is
      to stand next to or behind her when she swings.  She can't hit you with a
      goon if you're behind her, and when the weirdo comes up to you to attack,
      commence with the slashing.  If you stay next to Bad Girl and do a death
      blow, it will hit her and deal good damage.  (Thanks to Fragstoff and
      Brian for this.)

      Bad Girl will also gain an instant kill attack: she will fall to the
      ground, apparently defenseless, and start crying.  Sometimes this will
      result in her catching Travis by surprise and beating the ever-loving
      crap out of him with her bat in a cutscene.  Other times, she is actually
      crying.  To tell which is which, watch her hands.  If she keeps one hand
      on her bat, she's prepping the instant KO.  If both hands are on her
      face, feel free to go up and greet her with your katana.  You can still
      get some hits in even when she has her hand on her bat.  Whenever you
      hear her mutter, "Fuck!" and start to get up, run up and swing.  (Many
      thanks to T.J. and Anthony for pointing this out.)  She loves to do this
      attack when you are near her, goading her to attack, so it's easy to get
      caught in it unaware.

      When three-fourths of her health are gone, she'll set her bat on fire.
      She can't set Travis on fire, but she will deal more damage.  She'll also
      gain a shockwave attack, like every other enemy in this game, by jumping
      into the air.  This hurts like hell, but remember that Travis is
      indestructible while dodging.  Be patient, and don't miss your chance to
      strike.

Psycho!  At least she died happy.  Get your health upgrade then get out of
there!  At home, contemplate how to save your video rental membership and then
get your usual invoice.  LB$550,000 this time.  At least this is the last time.
Be sure to get your new katana from Naomi.  This one is incredible and is your
ticket to gold-ranking all those "kill so many enemies in this much time"
assassin gigs, but it will likely take most of your cash to get it.  When you
are done with your last stint of odd jobs, get ready to set out for one last
mission.


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    Ranking 1                [r01]
    ------------------------------
Well, this mission didn't get off to a great start.  Sylvia's been playing us
for chumps.  ...And then our bike gets stolen.  If you don't have the Technique
of Child, then I feel sorry for you.  You have to run all the way to your
destination, number "I", by the overpass on the south side of town.  Collect
your bike and get ready to ride.

Enemies will now intermittently attack you on motorcycles.  Run into them while
using your nitro to kill them.  If they come up behind you and hit you, you
take damage.  There are also obstacles in the road you can get them to crash
into if they don't do it themselves already.  If they get too far ahead of you,
they'll start throwing bombs in the road.  If you're going to be jumping over
the junk in the road, know that you must tilt the remote up well before you
come to the obstacle, or you'll hit it.  Make sure you follow the path; if you
try to stay on the interstate, you'll fall off and die.

When on the wooded detour, make sure you time your jumps well over the
overgrowth on the road.  It's easy once you get the hang of it.  On the
straightaway, a laser will target you.  Stay to one side of the road and let it
lock on you.  When it starts to widen and turn blue, move to the opposite side
of the road.  After you see the bridge, let your speedometer go up and hit Z
when prompted.  Then lift the remote when the game tells you to.  Nice landing.

Look behind you for TRADING CARD NO. 046.  Thunder Ryu's spirit will guide you
through this area.  Go the wrong way and it's back to the beginning for you.
Head right.  Heads up: the enemies in this and subsequent areas will all have
beam katanas.  Thunder Ryu says go left after grabbing TRADING CARD NO. 047.
Take care of more Darth Vader wannabes and get TRADING CARD NO. 048 and the
health chest to your left.  Go right to proceed, even though I didn't say
"Thunder Ryu says".  Four guys with beam katanas will attack at once if you
charge into the next area.  This is a problem.  Inch forward and let them come
to you.  If you are careful, you should only trigger one or two at a time.  If
things go poorly here, you can always just run past them.  Get TRADING CARD NO.
049, the battery, and go left.

Thunder Ryu has one last message for Travis.  Grab TRADING CARD NO. 050 and
move on.  Sylvia will call.  If you didn't think this game was Star Wars-y
enough for you, just wait until you hit your destination.

    Jeane
    -----
      Yet another tough female opponent.  Jeane is lightning fast and ends
      all of her combos with charge attacks.  This means no Surprise Sliding
      for you.  You must keep a safe distance from Jeane but don't go so far
      that you can't keep her in your range.  Her charge attacks are thrust
      punches; go in for your combos after them because she'll dodge any other
      time.  Keep Z held down so Travis will turn on a dime to keep up with
      her.  Listen to her grunts since they're different for each combo (e.g. -
      the longer thrust punch has an extended yell).

      To damage Jeane, go in for a combo after her punching attack or a kick.
      You won't get very many hits on her before she starts dodging.  Don't be
      discouraged if you start swinging at mid-air.  Jeane will spend most of
      her time dodging, meaning she can't attack.  Even if you hear the sound
      of a charge attack prepping, keep swinging and she won't unleash it.
      This is not to say that she can't hit you; it just means that you can
      enter a combo without immediate fear of counterattack, which gives you
      time to hit the down button on the d-pad.

      As you whittle away her health, she'll decrease the size of the arena two
      times.  She'll also gain a shockwave attack (of course!); when she lifts
      a leg in the air, you should know to dodge.  Her long charge punch will
      change each time she decreases the fighting area.  The first time, she'll
      attack twice.  The second, she'll attack three times.  Instead of dodging
      these charged attacks, just run away backwards from her as far as you can
      so you are out of her range.

      If your attacks should happen to meet and you win, Jeane will be dizzied.
      Do not take advantage of this with a wrestling move, as she will turn it
      on you and practically break your arm.  Just use that time to get in some
      more combos instead.  This is actually your best source of damage if you
      have a strong arm.  What should happen is that she'll get dizzied, you
      combo her, she'll recover, you'll enter a weapon clash, you should win,
      she'll get dizzy again, you combo, etc. etc.  This is actually how I beat
      her in Bitter mode with only a sliver of health.  It works like a charm.

      However, if you keep this up and prepare to deliver the final blow, she
      will win your next weapon clash.  Don't get mad.  An old friend will drop
      in to help.

Be sure to save afterwards.  Three choices are now available to you.  You can
go back to town and run around, view the ending, or view the *real* ending.
The real ending will only be available if you've bought all three katanas at
Naomi's, so if you don't have them, go back to Santa Destroy and buy them.
Then come back to the toilet to see the real ending option.  If you can get the
real ending, let's do it!  (For the curious, the fake ending is just the first
part of the real one, before another familiar face appears, and with Star Wars-
style end credits.  If you want to see both, view one and restart the game
instead of saving your completed data.)

    Henry
    -----
      REVENGE.  Yes!  The number of strikes and charge attacks in Henry's combo
      is through the roof.  Henry is insanely quick and will do a charge attack
      followed right after a combo if he sees an opening.  As for special
      attacks, he can send out homing balls of energy, do a forward thrust, a
      spinning attack, and another thrust when he holds his sword pointed
      downward if you get close.  That last one is a good time to try a high
      charged slash right in his face.  Just watch your battery power.

      For offense, go with defense.  Henry's vitality is very high.  VERY high.
      You need to conserve your health or you won't last.  The Surprise Slide
      will work if you put weight on that c-stick and make sure you're trying
      to block a combo, not a charge attack.  Another important thing to keep
      in mind is that you should always let up early on a combo.  If you don't,
      Henry will counterattack while deflecting your blows.  You can also try
      a beat attack if you let up early and see him stagger.

      The only gimmick in this fight is an instant kill attack he gains halfway
      through.  If you see him settle back on his haunches with his sword held
      up horizontal, run away to the right or left and don't stop.  He'll
      thrust forward a good distance, impale Travis, throw him in the air, slam
      him back down, and run his sword through Travis' chest *again* by
      standing on it.  It's actually quite impressive to watch but not so much
      after he does it when you've very nearly won.

      My strategy involved circling Henry, waiting for him to do a charge
      attack, dodging it, and counterattacking.  9/10 times, he would do his
      slash combo right after, which gave me an opening to do the Surprise
      Slide.  If the slide did not work, I'd start mashing A while tilting to
      the left on the c-stick, and Travis would actually break Henry's combo.
      After a possible wrestling move, Henry would jump away, and the cycle
      would repeat.  This fight's gonna take a while, so try to find a reliable
      routine but don't let yourself get sloppy.  All it takes is a few slip-
      ups for Henry to find an opening in which to rip you to shreds.

For winning, you get another revelation.  Or two.  Or three.  And that's it!
You've beaten No More Heroes!  Be sure to save your cleared data.


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//Job Center Listings         [job]
-----------------------------------
    In order to reach the top, you must start at the bottom.  The basic way to
    earn money in Santa Destroy is in odd jobs.  Sign up at the town Job
    Center and then go meet your client, wherever he may be.  You are ranked
    after each job: bronze rank earns you nothing, silver rank lets you take on
    assassin missions at K-Entertainment, and a gold rank unlocks free fight
    missions.  These missions are pretty easy and are just quick ways to earn
    cash; getting a gold rank on each should not be hard.  For this reason, I
    did not spend countless hours trying to determine the conditions for each
    ranking.

    Free fight missions are located around Santa Destroy and are marked by a
    blue "M" in a white circle.  They all follow the same rules: kill as many
    enemies as you can without taking a single hit.  You earn money for
    succeeding.  To do away with enemies quickly, use the Killer7 Combo I
    reference in the "Tips and Tricks" section.  These missions are ranked as
    well, but I do not think anything specific is unlocked by getting a gold
    medal on them.  You can do these as many times as you want; they will
    "reset" and reappear on the map after a while.

    Coconut Collector
    -----------------
      Collect coconuts.  Perform a rolling sobat against a palm tree to make
      coconuts fall.
      Time: 3 minutes
      Pay: LB$2000 for each delivery
      Tips: Walk around the palm trees until you see the "A" prompt, then start
            a punching combo.  It says you are paid per delivery, but you're
            actually paid based on how many coconuts you bring back, so you
            can pick up multiple coconuts.  Rapidly tap A to stagger back to
            the vendor.

    Lawn Mowing
    -----------
      Looking for Lawn Mowers.  Cut as much as you can inside the required area
      within the time limit.
      Time: 2 minutes
      Pay: LB$300 for each acre cut
      Tips: Not much to it.  A is forward, B is back, tilt the remote left or
            right to turn, and press Z to make Travis do a fashionable turn.

    Garbage Collection
    ------------------
      Clean up Santa Destroy.  Pick up as much garbage as you can within the
      time limit.
      Time: 3 minutes
      Pay: LB$1000 for each piece of garbage
      Tips: Walk up to a piece of garbage and hit A.  Whip the remote up to
            pick up the garbage.  The garbage actually respawns, as garbage
            often does, so you can stick to one area.

    Gas Stand
    ---------
      Fill up cars with gas.
      Time: 3 minutes
      Pay: LB$2000 for each car filled
      Tips: Hold down B when a car pulls up to fill 'er up.  Look at the gauge
            on the right to see a little yellow triangle to mark how much fuel
            the car needs.  You can go over this mark but not under, or it
            won't count.  Also, do not simply hold B down and fill it to the
            top.  Travis will burst into flame if the gauge goes up to F.  This
            is actually quite humorous, so I'd recommend trying it at least
            once.

    Mine Sweeping
    -------------
      Clean up the mines buried in the beach.  A bonus will be paid due to how
      dangerous the work is.
      Time: 3 minutes
      Pay: LB$2000 for each mine removed
      Tips: Just like hunting for treasure.  Listen for your detector to beep,
            follow the noise, and hit A when you get the prompt.  If you
            accidentally step on a mine and blow it up, it still counts towards
            your total.  However, if you blow up too many times, you fail.

    Graffiti Cleaning
    -----------------
      Erase graffiti from the walls.
      Time: 3 minutes
      Pay: LB$2000 for each tag removed
      Tips: I wouldn't attempt this until you've gotten the Technique of Child
            (a.k.a. the dash) from Lovikov.  The graffiti is marked on your
            mini-map.  Run up to a tag and hit A.  Shake the Wii-mote and
            nunchuk to clean the wall.  Rinse and repeat.  Dash between tags
            to save time, but don't let Travis' stamina run out or he'll have
            to catch his breath, which wastes time.

    Meow Meow
    ---------
      Capture the escaped cats.  Use some Foxtail grass to attract the cats'
      attention!
      Time: 3 minutes
      Pay: LB$3000 for each cat found
      Tips: The cutest mini-game in the history of ever.  The cats are marked
            on your map and are all little white fluff balls.  Walk up to one
            and hit A, then wave the Wii-mote to get their attention.  Follow
            the arrow prompts to distract them and then hit the correct button
            to pick them up.  "Meow."

    Scorpion Extermination
    ----------------------
      Take care of the poisonous scorpions.  Put them into the basket on your
      back to safely remove them.
      Time: 3 minutes
      Pay: LB$3000 for each scorpion
      Tips: Definitely don't do this one unless you are confident you won't get
            stung or have the Technique of Child.  If you're stung, you'll have
            30 seconds (20 seconds if it's a red one) to get the antidote from
            your employer.  If you go out too far, you won't make it back in
            time even with the dash.  Tilt the camera down so you can see the
            little buggers on the ground, walk up, hit A, and whip the remote
            up.  It's just like the garbage mini-game, except you can die a
            horrible convulsive death.

    Bike Jump
    ---------
      Jump your bike off the Point.  Try to fly as far as possible.
      Time: 3 minutes
      Pay: as stipulated by contest rules
      Tips: Follow the markers in the road to the ramp, which is also on your
            map.  As soon as you're on the straightaway, burn the nitro.  Bring
            the remote up to do a wheelie jump *before* you actually hit the
            ramp.  Any other time is too late.  I can't tell how much you'll
            get paid; I jumped 2543 feet and won LB$50,000.


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//Assassin Side Missions      [asm]
-----------------------------------
    Hah, I bet you thought the tag for this section would be "ass", huh?
    Fooled ya.  Anyway, once you've gotten a ticket proving your ability to do
    a simple job, assassin gigs will be available at K-Entertainment.  These
    are a great way to earn cash and practice your fighting techniques.  Like
    with the odd jobs, I did not have adequate sanity to try and figure the
    requirements for each rank, but as the game progresses, these should get
    easier.  Just kill, kill, kill, tiger.

    Pizza Butt
    ----------
      Chain restaurant Pizza Butt plans to open up in Santa Destroy.  To crush
      their plans, kill Pizza Butt's CEO.
      Time: 1 minute
      Pay: LB$30,000
      Tips: You need to kill the CEO as quickly as possible.  Killing others
            slows you down and earns you a lower rank.  The CEO is marked with
            a target symbol and is armed with a gun.  This mission is MUCH
            easier after you've gotten a weapon upgrade and increased your
            strength.  Run around the lackeys and try to target the CEO.

    Snake Hall
    ----------
      Kill until you die.  Mission ends when your life runs out.
      Time: 2 minutes
      Pay: LB$2000 per kill
      Tips: One guy is armed with a beam katana, and that's the only noteworthy
            thing here.  Even at an early stage and with one health upgrade,
            you should earn a gold rank with no problem.

    Hooligans Parade
    ----------------
      Kill using wrestling moves only.  No other moves are allowed for this
      mission.
      Time: 2 minutes
      Pay LB$3000 per kill
      Tips: Used charged beat attacks since those guarantee an instant stun.
            The first wave is spread out, so let them come to you and meet them
            with a beat down.  Once the first group is gone, the second group
            will attack all at once.  This makes it extremely hard to grab
            someone after stunning them since they bum-rush you.  Try your best
            to separate them by running if you have time.

    Baseball Battle
    ---------------
      Go on a batting killing spree.
      Time: none, you only get 3 balls
      Pay: LB$4500 per kill
      Tips: Just like in the ranking mission.  Timing is everything.

    Pizza Butt Returns
    ------------------
      Chain restaurant Pizza Butt plans to open up in Santa Destroy.  To crush
      their plans, kill Pizza Butt's CEO.
      Time: 1 minute
      Pay: LB$50,000
      Tips: Some of the CEO's associates will be armed with guns, but nothing
            else has really changed.  Just run up and target the CEO and only
            focus on him.

    Sword Master
    ------------
      Kill as many as you can within the time limit.  Mission ends when time
      runs out.
      Time: 2 minutes
      Pay: LB$4000 per kill
      Tips: Mostly guys with axes and swords.  Keep the remote tilted down
            because the guys with swords like to guard high.

    Death Match 100
    ---------------
      Kill 100 enemies.  Mission ends when all targets are dead.
      Time: 5 minutes
      Pay: LB$90,000
      Tips: This is made easier if you have the Memory of Three technique.
            Slash away at anything and everything.  When you're down to your
            last couple kills, they will take their sweet time spawning.  Watch
            your map and run to where the red dot appears, so you don't waste
            too much time.  It only takes one or two hits to deal a deathblow.
            Shake the Wii-mote to give it more charge.  The Memory of Demon
            (Jumping Slash) technique is also an instant kill against every
            enemy except those with beam katanas.

    Baseball Battle Round 2
    -----------------------
      Go on a batting killing spree.
      Time: none, you only get 3 balls
      Pay: LB$5000 per kill
      Tips: The pitches don't seem to be that much faster.  It's practically a
            carbon copy of the first time.

    Dark Side Battle
    ----------------
      Kill all the enemies within the time limit.  Dark Side Mode will be
      activated.  Mission ends when time runs out.
      Time: 1 minute, 30 seconds
      Pay: LB$3000 per kill
      Tips: The easiest and most fun assassin gig.  All the enemies have beam
            katanas, but you're in Dark Side Mode, using "cranberry chocolate
            sundae", so this gig is basically a button-pressing game.  If you
            press the wrong button, Travis will only taunt, not kill.  Take
            your time to get your buttons right, and enjoy the show.  If you
            are in the act of killing an enemy when the time runs out, the
            clock will stop, but Travis will keep on going.  If you keep
            succeeding at the button presses, your number of kills won't go up,
            but you still get drop money for each thug killed.  If you wait too
            long, Travis will auto-taunt and the game will end, so get your
            buttons right and be quick and you can earn some bonus money.
            (Thanks to Adriano for pointing this out to me.)

    Tiger Hall
    ----------
      Kill as many as you can within the time limit.  Mission ends when time
      runs out.
      Time: 2 minutes
      Pay: LB$3000 per kill
      Tips: Lots of guys with guns in this one.  It's not a problem health-
            wise; it's just that they love to run from you.  It's easy to waste
            time chasing them down.  Don't go out of your way to give chase
            until they're the last ones left in the immediate area.

    Pizza Butt: The Finale
    ----------------------
      Chain restaurant Pizza Butt plans to open up in Santa Destroy.  To crush
      their plans, kill Pizza Butt's CEO.
      Time: 3 minutes
      Pay: LB$75,000
      Tips: Everyone will have beam katanas (even the CEO), and he will nestle
            right in the middle of all of them, so look for the target symbol.
            The hard way to do this (and one that will not earn you a gold
            rank) is to slash at the group and hope for a death blow so you can
            take out a bunch of foes at once (this will actually take more than
            one death blow).  The easy way to earn gold is to wait until you
            have a better katana and higher stats.  Run around and behind the
            group to try and target him as best you can.  With a good weapon,
            the former strategy may work since they huddle together.

    Pro-Wrestling Contest
    ---------------------
      Kill with wrestling moves only.  No other moves are allowed for this
      mission.  Mission ends when all targets are dead.
      Time: 2 minutes and 30 seconds
      Pay: LB$5000 per kill
      Tips: Like the last one, go for charged beat attacks.  It in insanely
            hard to bring down the guys with guns because they run too fast for
            a beat attack to catch them.  Try to chase them into the water or
            against a wall so they run in place instead.  If this doesn't work,
            guard against their shots and do the Surprise Slide to keep them
            still.

    Underground
    -----------
      Kill as many as you can within the time limit.  Mission ends when time
      runs out.
      Time: 2 minutes
      Pay: LB$5000 per kill
      Tips: Easy as pie.  No more than three enemies per train car, with the
            toughest one being a beam katana guy in the second-to-last.

    Baseball Battle Round 3
    -----------------------
      Go on a batting killing spree.
      Time: none, you only get 3 balls
      Pay: LB$7000 per kill
      Tips: You really need to put some strength in that hitting arm of yours
            if you want to get any kills in.  I can't tell if Travis' strength
            or yours determines how hard he hits.  To be on the safe side,
            raise his strength stat and swing hard.

    Extreme Fight
    -------------
      Struggle against all odds.  Kill all targets.  All other details will be
      a nice surprise.
      Time: 2 minutes
      Pay: It's a secret.  (possibly LB$7000 per kill)
      Tips: Remember the fight with Harvey?  When this gig starts, the screen
            will be flipped and your left/right controls reversed.  You would
            not believe how hard it is to get through a narrow train door like
            this.  I found it easiest to navigate by always pressing forward on
            the c-stick and using the left/right d-pad controls to steer via
            camera, but this is still tough.  You've got plenty of time though.

    Armed Hoods
    -----------
      Kill as fast as you can.  Enemies are armed with live ammo.  Mission ends
      when all targets are dead.
      Time: 3 minutes
      Pay: LB$7000 per kill
      Tips: Only the enemies in the first few cars have guns.  They're easy to
            deal with in the small train cars.  Guys with axes wait in the
            middle, and three beam katana-wielders are in the last car.  With
            the cramped space and time limit, you can get by with mashing A.

    Speed Jack
    ----------
      Kill all the enemies within the time limit.  Mission ends when all
      targets are dead.
      Time: 2 minutes
      Pay: LB$5500 per kill
      Tips: Just like a normal bus ride.  The only challenge may be dealing
            with the camera angle.

    Gamble Fight
    ------------
      Kill all the enemies within the time limit.  The type of enemy you will
      fight is a secret.  Mission ends when time runs out.
      Time: 3 minutes
      Pay: LB$1500 per kill
      Tips: This one's fun and a great way to rake in cash since you should be
            able to get close to 100 kills on Mild.  You're fighting outside
            the Gold Town bar, which isn't roomy.  Lock on and slash away.
            Depending on your katana, you may want to be careful when mashing
            A.  Tsubaki Mk-II has an issue with a powerful first blow, but its
            death blows will take out huge crowds at once.  Lucas has sent in a
            strategy to help rack up some good kills: "I find it the best
            possible strategy to simple use the low stance charge attack, with
            such a small space and three moves that are instant death more or
            less, combine that with the infinite battery power upgrade and you
            can kill upwards of 115 guys (around 175,000 LBs)."

    Single Strike
    -------------
      Kill without taking a single hit from the enemy.  A tough mission that
      requires all your skills.
      Time: 2 minutes
      Pay: LB$10,000 per kill
      Tips: If you've been doing those free fight missions, you'll have an idea
            what to do.  The enemies here have machine guns.  Try to fight one
            at a time and never let go of Z.  You need to inch forward to get
            their attention.  Try backing up to get them to chase you if you
            can.  When in a group, rotate the camera to see everyone and only
            attack when you are sure no one is about ready to fire.
            Alternately, try the Killer7 Combo like in the free fight missions,
            still keeping an eye on the crowd since the Jumping Slash leaves
            you open.  Good luck.  This really is the hardest gig.

    Batting Killing Centre
    ----------------------
      Kill all the enemies within the time limit.  You'll face cloned humans.
      Time: 2 minutes
      Pay: LB$3000 per kill
      Tips: These are the guys that Bad Girl hit you with.  They love to swamp
            you and are extremely susceptible to wrestling moves.  After a few
            slashes, just hit B to knock them out.  Aim low when slashing.


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//New Game +                  [ngp]
-----------------------------------
    Ah, the New Game +.  In No More Heroes, loading a completed save file gives
    you the option of choosing a difficulty level (including a new Hard mode,
    Bitter) and then puts you right back at square one: 11th rank.  However,
    you start the game with all your equipped items, weapons, techniques,
    stats, clothes, and even all your money from your previous file.

    New items are also unlocked in your new game.  You will still find trading
    cards in your ranking missions but now, instead of adding junk to your
    wall, they unlock concept art and trading cards of the characters in the
    game.  Trading cards will also now be buried around Santa Destroy and
    are marked on your map, leading to one hell of an item hunt if you want to
    find them all.  The t-shirt selection at AREA 51 will have expanded, and
    Naomi will have parts for Tsubaki Mk-III.

    Another thing to note is that all of your old items carry over no matter
    what difficulty level you choose.  You can start Bitter mode with Tsubaki
    MK-III if you want, or you can try to tear through it with the Blood Berry,
    relying only on your strength stat (if you've built it up at all).  The
    world, or at least Santa Destroy, is your oyster.  Plow through it however
    you choose.


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//FAQ                         [faq]
-----------------------------------
    Imagine that!  This is the first FAQ I've written with an actual FAQ.  I've
    gotten some questions through e-mail that I've tried to answer.  Keyword:
    tried.  If you know any clear-cut answers to the questions below or have
    something to add, please let me know!

    Q: What's the point of all the clothes?  Do they have any special effects?
    A: I don't think so.  This is just something to give players a high level
       of customizability.

    Q: What's the deal with the cat?  And the fridge?  And the phone?  What's
       the point of selecting them?
    A: The cat is important for the story because of her namesake but playing
       with her doesn't seem to do anything except make cat lovers squee with
       joy (which is why I play with her every time before a mission).  She's
       just like the other seemingly useless appliances: no real use for you.
       However, this is the game's way of making sure you feel right at home in
       Travis' living space.  It also gives you a good look into his life: he's
       not just a mindless killer; he keeps and cares for a kitten.  As for the
       fridge, well, what bachelor pad would be complete without a fridge?

    Q: Are the wrestling moves random?
    A: To a certain extent, yes.  It seems to be random most of the time, but
       it also depends on what kind of enemy you're trying to wrestle.  A good
       example is boss fights; Travis will always do a certain move on each
       boss no matter what.

    Q: What happens if you earn a gold rank on every mission?
    A: Then you become very, very rich.  Honestly, I haven't been lucky enough
       to earn gold on everything yet.  I got gold on all of the odd jobs and
       nothing happened, so I'm assuming it's the same for the others.  Getting
       gold just means you get the most cash possible.

    Q: What's the point of the trading cards?
    A: During your first playthrough of the game, not much.  The manual says
       those are only the fronts of the cards.  The backs are only available in
       a New Game + and unlock bonus content like concept art and information
       on all the characters in the game.

    Q: How long is this game?
    A: It all depends on how much you do in Santa Destroy.  If you're looking
       to finish and get gold on all the sub missions, you're looking at an
       amount of time relative to your skill with a beam katana.  If you just
       focus on the ranking missions, maybe about 12-15 hours?

    Q: After buying everything at Naomi's lab, she starts talking about a new
       model that's not quite done yet.  Is this a new weapon?
    A: I'm pretty sure it's a fluke.  Since she's a scientist, she'll always be
       working on something new.  She only made the Mk-II and Mk-III so quickly
       because you gave her materials to work with.  There's nothing else to
       give her, so I think she'll be working on this one by herself for a
       while.  This could also be part of the running gag concerning this
       game's [possible] sequel, but Sylvia already told us that that's not
       likely.

    Q: I missed an item!  Can I go back and get it?
    A: After you rank up, you can't go back and get any items you would have
       during the mission.  However, I'm fairly sure that if you load your
       completed save data and start over, all the items you missed the first
       time around will be right where you left them.  Where trading cards are
       concerned, since new ones appear in a New Game +, this means you will
       have to replay the game at least three times if you missed any and want
       them all (a second time to get the old card and a third to get the new
       one).

    Q: What's this Killer7 game you keep referring to?
    A: Killer7 was Suda51's last American release in 2005 for the Gamecube.  It
       is the reason I knew I would love No More Heroes.  If you liked No More
       Heroes, Killer7 is definitely worth your time to at least try.  It has a
       much more serious attitude than this game, and the plot is downright
       impossible to completely comprehend (which is why I can't offer a
       synopsis here), but it's still quite an experience.

    Q: So, of the two endings, I picked one, but I want to see the other.  Can
       I do that without having to play the game again?
    A: Yes, but only if you did not save your completed data after watching one
       ending.  Watch one, restart the game, reload your save file after Jeane,
       then pick the other ending.


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//Miscellaneous               [mis]
-----------------------------------
    Hope you found the information herein useful.  If you have any questions,
    comments, suggestions, revisions, and all that (you know the drill), e-mail
    me at SophiaLee04 at yahoo dot com, but be sure to put No More Heroes in
    the subject line somewhere.

    Version History
    ---------------
      1.22 - 02/07/08: lots more stuff added with regards to boss strategy,
                       FAQs, and an interesting tidbit under the Dark Side
                       Battle assassin gig
      1.21 - 02/03/08: added the FAQ section and finished revising my boss
                       strategy after having gone through on Bitter mode
      1.11 - 01/31/08: undid the last update to create the "Tips and Tricks"
                       section; sorry for the large numbers of updates in such
                       a short amount of time, but I've been getting lots of
                       juicy info for the new section, plus a hot tip on
                       beating Shinobu and fighting Bad Girl
      1.01 - 01/30/08: added info under the "Battle Mechanics" section about
                       "hidden" moves Travis can do
      1.00 - 01/29/08: walkthrough finished and submitted, with minimal damage
                       to my GPA (can't say the same for my wrists)
      0.00 - 01/24/08: walkthrough started

    Thanks
    ------
      Mucho thanks to Suda51 and Grasshopper Manufacture for this game.  I
      don't know what it is exactly about your games, but they are incredible
      on several levels and always keep me coming back, which is just what
      video games should do.  THANK YOU.

      Ubisoft for making it possible even to play this game.

      GameStop for letting me reserve this over the phone while I drove through
      the snow to bring it home!

      Thanks to Michael Green for info on the charged death blow.

      Josh L. gets a huge thanks for sending me an e-mail with a bunch of his
      in-game tips and finds, which led to the creation of the "Tips and
      Tricks" section.

      [email protected] and Codey get thanks for helping with the Windmill
      Recover.

      Thanks to HXC_mike on GameFAQs for the Shinobu wrestling strategy.  That
      saved my ass in Bitter mode!

      Thanks to Matthew for help with the Holly Summers fight.

      Thanks to Thomas, T.J., Anthony, Fragstoff, Tim, and Brian for help with
      the Bad Girl fight.

      Rob gets a "thank you" for e-mailing me with interesting strategy for the
      Harvey and Destroyman fights.

      Thanks to Kelly for contributing the "Automatic Charged Low Slash" move.

      Thanks to Kyle for help with the Dr. Peace fight.

      Thanks to Adriano for a tip on the Dark Side Battle gig and Lucas for a
      tip on the Gamble Mission gig.

      All the sites under the next section for hosting my work.  I love to
      write these things; thanks for making it possible to share the love.

    Hosts
    -----
      The following sites have permission to host this guide, so you should
      only be able to find it on those links.  I'm not a stickler when it comes
      to linking, sharing, or any use that's personal.

      GameFAQs, http://www.gamefaqs.com
      Neoseeker, http://www.neoseeker.com
      HonestGamers, http://www.honestgamers.com
      Super Cheats, http://www.supercheats.com
      GamesRadar, http://www.gamesradar.com

    Legal Stuff
    -----------
      This walkthrough is meant purely for personal and private use.  Please do
      not redistribute it, alter it, or do anything with it that your mother
      would scold you for.  A lot of time and energy goes into the writing
      process, and a lot of people have contributed to this as well.  Please
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    Copyright (�) 2008 Georgi Samaras