Um, hello?! hints and tips for Super Smash Bros. Melee

Um, hello?!

Ahem...anyway as for the REAL Super Smash Brothers Melee Cheats:

1. Dr. Mario-Either play 100 versus matches OR beat Classic or Adventure mode WITHOUT continuing.

2. Falco Lombardi-Ah...don't you just love Starfox? I can't get enough of it. Play 300 Versus matches OR defeat the 100 Man Melee mode.

3. Ganondorf- Beat Event Match #39 (Triforce Gathering). Pretty much the same as Captain Falcon...

4. Jigglypuff- Beat Classic OR Adventure mode with any character. I personally don't like playing as Jigglypuff, but hey, play to your strengths...

5. Luigi- Beat Stage One of Adventure Mode (Mushroom Kingdom) when the timer shows a "2" in the last seconds place (the fourth digit from the left).

When you go to the next section of this stage ( the fight against Mario and Peach), Luigi will jump onto the screen and replace Mario. Defeat the pair within a minute and Luigi will challenge you again once you defeat Adventure mode.

6. Marth- Play 70 Versus matches OR play Classic, Adventure, or Versus mode with EACH of the 14 normal characters.

7. Mewtwo- I've seen many people acting skeptical toward the fact that Mewtwo is a playable character, thanks to the aforementioned false-cheat-posting-retards.

But, yes, Mewtwo indeed is a playable character in Super Smash Brothers Melee. It'll take quite a while, though-you have to play 700 Vs. matches OR play Versus mode for 20 hours.

Here's how I did it: Have any two characters (both human controlled) fight in versus, but instead of fighting, simply let the game sit for 20 hours.

Go watch a movie, ride an ATV, go to bed, whatever (I chose the ATV option) as long as the versus match runs for 20 hours.Besides, who wants to play 700 Versus matches? Nintendo must have had some issues while making this game...

8. Mr Game and Watch- Remember those Mr. Game and Watch handheld games? Well, Mr. Game and Watch is revitalized in Super Smash Brothers Melee.

Simply unlock ALL of the other characters first (read ahead before you read this, there's still more characters-ARGH, more typing!), then beat Classic, Adventure, or Target Test mode with them all. Power to the Old Skool!

9. Pichu- Play 200 Versus matches OR beat Event Match #37 (Legendary Pokemon).

10. Roy Beat Classic OR Adventure mode as Marth without continuing. Easy enough...

11. Young Link- FINALLY! The last character I have to type! Play a staggering 500 Versus matches OR just beat Classic or Adventure mode with 10 different characters (two of which must be Link or Zelda)

Merry Christmas to all, even the lamers that make up false cheats ( OK, well, maybe not). See you guys around!

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