Review for Pokemon Gold

"Yay! My Pokemon is better than yours!" "Sorry, that's just a stick". This game is good...If you are a loser who does not care about graphics, childish plots, random battles, and an overall sense of disgust.

How can the Japanese, who create the most beautifully reallistic virtual girls ever, ever be so narrow - Minded?

Graphics 35% (A lot of square brown things)

Sound 29% (Oh please, turn it off...)

Gameplay 69% (Not that bad, easily the game's [only] strong point)

Longevity 42% (Long, if you can put up with it)

Overall % 43% (Just don't buy a gameboy at all and you'll be safe from shite like this)

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