Bronze 1 Down 14 To Go...Complete any challenge room.
Bronze Bucking BaconRide Kevin the Pig and get a score of 2,000 or more.
Bronze Ca-ChingSuccessfully cache using the Hat.
Bronze For All The CowsDiscover the secret identity of Kelly the Canary.
Bronze Gotta Go FastFree the blue creature and look at him go!
Bronze Having Fun?Have you really got time to be bouncing around in the Forest?
Bronze Party Like Its Cycle 19999999999Help the Kernel and then score 5,000 or more at his dance party.
Bronze Sergeant Zzzzz...Remain awake long enough to learn the veteran's identity.
Bronze The BayouComplete The Bayou.
Bronze The ForestComplete The Forest.
Bronze The LabComplete The Lab.
Bronze The Last Flight Of Metal Gear CharlesReturn to the Bayou to witness the glorious end of a Great Mech.
Bronze The Sprouting DeadHelp Gus the Mushroom and then score 400 or more in his game.
Bronze The TempleComplete The Temple.
Bronze The ValleyComplete The Valley.
Bronze The VolcanoComplete The Volcano.
Bronze You Do Know What You're Doing!Complete the fourth clone puzzle.
Silver A Few Of Our Favourite ThingsScour the System and find all six Iconic Items.
Silver A Strange New WorldComplete any challenge room with '' activated.
Silver Castle CrasherLocate and destroy all six miniature castles hidden throughout the System.
Silver For The Love Of RetroEnter the Sacred Code in front of the ancient mural.
Silver Free The System!Enter the City and bring down the tyrannical Operator.
Silver Good Guy Dev TeamLocate and enter the store in Generation 4.
Silver Hat About A Bit... Possibly A LotUse the Hat to cache 2048 times.
Silver No Coin Left BehindFind and collect every coin in the System.
Silver We Are Stuff... You Don'tFind the Lamplight Room and talk to all of the developers.
Gold Faster Than A Speeding DevFree the System faster than the devs ever did.
Gold Impressive... Most Impressive. Now Take On The Death RunComplete all 15 Challenge Rooms in Story Mode.
Gold Memory Full! Now Read The Lore, There Will Be A TestFind and collect every piece of Memory hidden throughout the System.
Gold The Horrible TruthFree the System with all pieces of Memory collected.
Gold There's Something Wrong With You!Complete the Challenge Room Death Run.
Platinum PixellatedAnd so, the story is over… or is it?! Yes, yes it is. Sorry.