10 Ca-ChingSuccessfully cache using the Hat.
10 For All The CowsDiscover the secret identity of Kelly the Canary.
10 Gotta Go FastFree the blue creature and look at him go!
10 Sergeant Zzzzz...Remain awake long enough to learn the veteran's identity.
10 The Last Flight Of Metal Gear CharlesReturn to the Bayou to witness the glorious end of a Great Mech.
10 You Do Know What You're Doing!Complete the fourth clone puzzles.
10 1 Down 14 To Go...Complete any challenge room.
100 Impressive... Most Impressive.Complete all 15 Challenge Rooms in Story Mode.
100 The Horrible TruthFree the System with all pieces of Memory collected.
20 A Strange New WorldComplete any challenge room with 'A Strange New World' activated.
20 Bucking BaconRide Kevin the Pig and get a score of 2,000 or more.
20 Hat About A Bit... Possibly A LotUse the Hat to cache 2048 times.
20 Having Fun?Have you really got time to be bouncing around in the Forest?
20 Party Like Its Cycle 19999999999Help the Kernel and then score 5,000 or more at his dance party.
20 The BayouComplete The Bayou.
20 The ForestComplete The Forest.
20 The LabComplete The Lab.
20 The Sprouting DeadHelp Gus the Mushroom and then score 400 or more in his game.
20 The TempleComplete The Temple.
20 The ValleyComplete The Valley.
20 The VolcanoComplete The Volcano.
20 We Are Stuff... You Don'tFind the Lamplight Room and talk to all of the developers.
30 Castle CrasherLocate and destroy all six miniature castles hidden throughout the System.
40 For The Love Of RetroEnter the Sacred Code in front of the ancient mural.
40 Free The System!Enter the City and bring down the tyrannical Operator.
40 Good Guy Dev TeamLocate and enter the store in Generation 4.
50 A Few Of Our Favourite ThingsScour the System and find all six Iconic Items.
50 Faster Than A Speeding DevFree the System faster than the devs ever did.
50 There's Something Wrong With You!Complete the Challenge Room Death Run.
80 Memory Full! Now Read The Lore, There Will BFind and collect every piece of Memory hidden throughout the System.
80 No Coin Left BehindFind and collect every coin in the System.