Want a good laugh? Read the paper.
If you read the newspaper that pops up after you finish beating a level, you can actually get a good laugh, and be surprised at what you see. If you take the time to look at the entire news paper, and not just the section that shows your ranking then you can read a lot of amusing stories. In fact, you can read about such things as: "poodle explodes in microwave." Or "Lion is stronger than 42 midgets!" Another good article was called, "Dwarf stuck in Toilet."
So, after you are done killing people, take a look at the newspaper, you never know what you will read about.
Added by: cheating-is-good May 9th 2008, ID#7595