Full Review for Ty the Tasmanian Tiger 2: Bush Rescue by Artemis The Hunter

Introduction

This game us a trip through hell. It's graphics are colourful, as is vomit. You are an australlian tiger called ty and you must save the world from... Oh, who cares? It is what you get if you put all the worst things into a toilet and jump in for a swim. You get a boomerang, a COOL weapon that tries very hard to be COOL but doesn't. Just no!

Graphics

Ok. The enviromnents in this game vary from orange pieces of paper to green pieces of paper. The characters are childish, ugly and just wrong. The graphics are appaling, and it hurts to see them. The game is terrible, and the graphics really help it reach it new levels of crapulence.

Sound

This is pure badness. The australlian accents are sooo annoying, and the music is worse than putting a chainsaw to your ears and putting a cat down your pants. It makes you want to go into a rage. It is now true that videogames cause violence. This game makes me want to hurt someone. Especially ty.

Gameplay

Jump! Run! Throw! Jump! Run! Throw! Jump! Run! Throw! Jump! Run! Throw! Jump! Run! Throw! Jump! Run! Throw! Jump! Run! Throw! Jump! Run! Throw! Jump! Run! Throw! Jump! Run! Throw! Jump! Run! Throw! Jump! Run! Throw! Jump! Run! Throw! Enough said....

Lastability

Honestly, this game is so shoddy you want to throw it out the window like ty's boomerang, except you never want it to come back. Someone has to put this little kitty down. I never made it past the 2nd level. I'm not suicidal. Well, not that suicidal...

Overall

This game is so bad, it makes me ill just thinking about it. Ty's attitude to everything is throw a boomerang at it, wait, and then get knocked out as it comes back and hits him in the head. Hopefully he'll never wake up. But he does. There's another game. Oh god. If you have this game, I will personally hunt you down and kill everyone you ever cared about.

Goodbye. I'm off to take this tiger on a one-way trip to the vet...

Final Score: 20%