Bronze ...But Can You Parallel Park?Make it through outer space without taking any damage.
Bronze A Speech for Sore EarsWear yourself out listening to Mr. Pink.
Bronze Better SquidaddleDon't take any damage while riding the squid.
Bronze Bonus MaximusComplete all Bonus Stages within the time limit.
Bronze Butterball BailoutFind the secret route while on a diet.
Bronze Crabherd: It's Like a Shepherd for CrabsKeep all the baby crabs safe.
Bronze Double TroublePlay with a friend for the first time.
Bronze Every Squirrel Has Its ThornsAnger the mother of all squirrels.
Bronze Flagrant MisconductFoul the Witch in the wrestling ring.
Bronze Fly Beta KappaDefeat the Kappagaeru without touching the ground.
Bronze Hole-Diggin' Varmints!Save all the Wild Waste locals.
Bronze I'll Second String YOU!PLAYER 2: Defeat 50 grubs.
Bronze Is That a Mask, or Is That Your Face?Peek in on all the wrestlers' home lives.
Bronze It's a Grubby Job, But...Defeat 1,000 grubs.
Bronze Lead SparkleholicCollect 10,000 Moonsparkles.
Bronze Mass ExodusSet 22 puppet children free in a single playthrough.
Bronze Moon GravityUse cuts 100 times to juggle grubs and keep them in the air.
Bronze No Dragon Your HeelsMake it across General Dragon's back without taking any damage.
Bronze Nosferatu BluesListen to Dracula's entire rant.
Bronze On the RocksReunite all the iceberg dwellers for a toast.
Bronze Predictably GullibleShoot down all the seagulls using the deck cannons.
Bronze Read Between the LinesRead all the picture books.
Bronze Shear Genius?Make 10,000 cuts with Calibrus.
Bronze Shmup to ScratchShoot down all the pigeon squadrons.
Bronze SparktacularCollect all the Hundredsparkles using Kutaro.
Bronze Strapping JockeyWin the train race without taking any damage.
Bronze Super Buccaneer Grapple MasterDefeat 100 grubs after reeling them in with the Hookclaw.
Bronze Super Chivalry Deflection MasterPerform 300 successful Guards.
Bronze Super Luchador Pancake MasterDefeat 30 grubs using Body Slams.
Bronze Super Ninjitsu Kablooey MasterDefeat 3 grubs with a single Bomb.
Bronze Supporting SparkleholicPLAYER 2: Collect 3,000 Moonsparkles.
Bronze Surgical StrikerCut all the souls from all the Weavers without letting a single one recover.
Bronze The Cruelty of YouthTurn all the caterpillars into butterflies, then cut them down.
Bronze The Other Flying CircusPerform 20 consecutive Boost Cuts without touching the ground.
Bronze The Tyrant's Inner TyrantOpen the nested Moon Bear King doll all the way.
Bronze Three-Second RulePick up your fallen head 100 times.
Gold Now That's Using Your Head (Hur, Hur)Use every Head Action correctly.