DESTROY ALL HUMANS!! ONE GIANT STEP ON MANKIND! BY:CRYPTO 1037 A.Intro a.1(cheats) B.MISSIONS (b1)TURNSIPSEED:DESTINATION EARTH (b2)ROCKWELL:EARTH WOMEN ARE DELICIOUS! (b3)ROCKWELL:CITIZEN CRYPTO (b4)SANTA MODESTA:ALIEN POOL PARTY (b5)SANTA MODESTA:TVs of DOOM!! (b6)SANTA MODESTA:ALIENS STOLE MY BRAIN STEM! (b7)SANTA MODESTA:THIS ISLAND SUBURBIA (b8)ROCKWELL:TEENAGE ZOMBIES FROM OUTER SPACE! (b9)SANTA MODESTA;SOUTH BY SOUTHWEST (b10)SANTA MODESTA:FOREIGN CORRESOPONDENT (b11)SANTA MODESTA:SUBURBS OF THE DAMNED (b12)AREA 42:WHATEVER HAPPENED TO CRYPTO 136? (b13)AREA 42:THE MUTANT MENACE (b14)AREA 42:DUCK AND COVER (b15)SANTA MODESTA:IT'S A WONDERFUL ARMAGEDDON! (b16)UNION TOWN:FURON DOWN (b17)CAPITOL CITY:MR.CRYPTO GOES TO CAPITOL CITY (b18)ARMQUIST VS THE FURONS! [ROBOT ARMQUIST] (b19)CAPITOL CITY:THE LONE GUNMAN (b20)CAPITOL CITY:THE FURON FILIBUSTER (b21)CAPITOL CITY:SHOCKING DEVELOPMENTS (b22)CAPITOL CITY:ATTACK OF THE 50FT PRESIDENT! Thanks A.Intro HI my name is YVAN and im making this guide for people who need help with this game.Alright lets get started!Im just going to skip right ahead to the walkthrough since you will know what weapons there are and what characters there are. a.1Cheats(In order to enter these cheats press pause and then enter them)(Except when on the mothership) Unlimited mind (hold L2)R1,R2,o,Right(dpad)R2,o(release L2) Unlimited Ammo (Hold L2)Left(dpad)o,R2,Right(dpad)R1,square(release L2) Bulletproof crypto (hold L2)square,o,left,left,(dpad),o,square(release L2) MMMM,Brains!! *(hold L2)R1(x2),R2(x2),left,right,left right(dpad)R2,R1(release L2)You can only do this cheat while on the mothership. (WARNING:ONLY SUPERCHEATS CAN POST THIS GUIDE ON THEIR WEBSITE,NO ONE ELSE)IF YOU WANT TO PRINT IT YOU ARE WELCOME TO SAVE IT OR SHOW IT TO SOME OF YOUR FRIENDS BUT DON'T FORGET TO GIVE CREDIT TO ME ALSO! B.Missions [(b1)TURNSIPSEED FARM] Once you have landed go to the cow with the purple light and use cortex scan on it.To cortex scan press L1 to target the cow and x to read it's mind but dont let go of the L1 button.After you scan a cow pox will tell you to scan another one. A scene will play,Pox will tell you how to use PSYCHOKINESIS by holding the L1 button and pressing the triangle button. After that just hold the L1 button and move the object or creature with the right analog control stick.Target a cow and send it flying by pressing triangle again,keep doing this until you have killed all 6 cows.After this a scene will play and you'll get a weapon:The ZAP-O-MATIC.Press and hold R1 button to fire the zap-o-matic it requires recharging after use. Kill the farm guy and extract his brain by targeting him with L1(hold it)and press o repeatedly after doing this a scene will play.Quickly kill all the farm workers before they kill you.A good way to kill them is to use psychokinesis and smash them with the houses or the ground and sending them flying, trust me it never gets old!!A scene will play and you will have to kill the authorities for trying to steal your saucer.When you are done enter your saucer and eliminate all the buildings in that area with your death ray.Press and hold R1 to fire the death ray at objects or people, a scene will play and you have to annihilate the military threat that is trying to bring you down.You can also switch your weapons with the R2 button, try using your abducto beam for laughs.Press and hold R1 when you over a person or car and you'll have it hanging below you and swing it anyway you want and then release R1 to let them go........flying off.After you have killed them all a scene will play and you are going to have to go to a dna hunt. Collect 250 DNA and return to the mother ship by pressing start and selecting "return to mothership".Once in the mothership you can buy upgrades for your saucer or crypto in pox's lab if you have dna.When you are ready,select the next mission. [(b2)ROCKWELL:EARTH WOMEN ARE DELICIOUS] This mission is all about stealth and strategy.You are to have tio disguise yourself as one them to enter the fair.To disguise yourself as a human target a human and press the o button,but be careful this also drains your concentration meter.To regain concentration cortex scan humans or cows.If the humans spot you the alert level will rise so be careful. Copy one of the humans by the car and walk to the fair to scan some people for information.Only scan the people with the purple thought clouds above their heads and if you are running out of concentration scan other humans as well.After scanning all go to the big tent and hypnotize Miss Rockwell,select walk to saucer and follow her.If you want to get there faster use your psychokinesis,but be careful not to smash her on the floor or with and object and watch your concentration bar.When you get miss rocwell to the saucer another scene will play,after this get on your saucer and destroy the fair. After destroying everything a scene will play....................prepare for your next mission. [(b3)ROCKWELL:CITIZEN CRYPTO] After you land walk up to the green glowing cow and scan it.The stupid humans made these cows exploding zombies make them pay!There are only 3 scintists,but beware the soldier behind the truck and the farm worker in the grass in the back.A scene will play.Go hypnotize the mayor into sleep,and copy him.After that go in the front so you can do your "explain" what happened the last couple of days.When doing this you will have to choose the right answer if you dont you get an x in one of the 3 boxes in the left upper corner.For the first question choose "glowing is normal" then choose"blame communism" then tell a joke",then "blame communists".One of the citizens asks you to explain about the destruction of the fair just Answer,"make empty promises",then a women asks you then how come none have seen this yet(people in santa modesta) answer "blame santa modesta"then a scene will play.Collect 500 dna to unlock your next mission. [(b4)SANTA MODESTA:ALIEN POOL PARTY] When you land immediatedly go the right side and copy the policeman that is walking towards you.If he sees you quickly kill him and his partner because if you don't you will fail your current mission.Go down the street and you will see some signs directing you to the pool party follow them.When you get there scan the mayor and then hypnotize him into leading everyone out or you can do it the fun way by KILLING THEM ALL!!After this you will get a new weapon"The desintegrator ray" and with this new weapon you have to reduce santa modesta's police force to half or to bits!!!When you are through return to the mothership for your next mission. [(b5)SANTA MODESTA:TV's OF DOOM!] After choosing your next mission a scene will play,follow and exterminate the majestic car.I suggest you use your jet pack and just fly over the the buildings so you can get to them faster.Kill them faster with the desintegrator ray and collect the briefcase which contains a plan for a mind control plan.Go over to the tv station and a scene will play,after this eliminate him.Actually,first scan him and THEN kill him and his car.Go to the human dwelling and wait for instructions from pox.Your next mission isn to redirect all 9 antennaes to the mothership for total mind control!!Use your jet pack to reach the antenaes you only have 3 minutes to redirect all of them.HURRY!!(To bend an antennae hold L1 then press and release the triangle button and you'll see it starting to move .Wait until light comes off ofit and move to the next one,repeat this and you'll have them all bended in no time!A scene will play and you are ready for your next mission. [(b6)SANTA MODESTA:ALIENS STOLE MY BRAIN STEM!] Your next mission is to collect the 12 brains that survived the overload mind control and 300 fresh dna.As you collect dna and the brains,there will be majestic agents around these brains,so be careful.Their ability to jam your human disguise might blow your cover,but who cares right?Just kill them and collect the brains.After you have done this it is time to extract dna from humans.Your anal probe works best,just charge it until it's full and let it loose.The humans will go running off grabbing their buttocks and then they will fall,making their heads explode.It is quite funny actually.Do this until you have 300 dna then return to the mothership for another exciting mission. [(b7)SANTA MODESTA:THIS ISLAND SUBURBIA] Your mission:Gather information from four scientists about the majestic population control plans and destroy their diners, all of them!Use your saucer for faster destruction.If you destroy one of the diners you'll see a couple of pink lighs moving right?Shoot them also,those are majestic agents running for their lives.After completing this mission a scene will play and you will have to destroy the majestic convoy and the army patrol.For the cars and tanks use your abducto beam to swing them around and send them flying off,but make sure they are destroyed completedly.Some have still some life left in them.You're going to have to capture a G-man for "probing".Pox tells you to land your saucer so you can capture him on but it is more easier to abduct him with the abducto beam.Just be careful not to samsh him into objects or you'll kill him and are going to have to get another one.A scene will play....now go back to the mothership for another mission. [(b8)ROCKWELL:TEENAGE ZOMBIES FROM OUTER SPACE] A scene will play.Go where there is a big screen showing a movie about ufos and kill any enemies in the driway.Get the furon film where those army guys are,go back,put the movie on,and enjoy the movie.They never give up do they?Destroy them then return to the mothership. [(b9)SANTA MODESTA:SOUTH BY SOUTHWEST] In this mission you get to destroy vehicles with your new toy:The ion detonator!Press and release the R1 button to fire. For longer distance press and hold R1 to throw it farther.(Distance depends on how long you hold it).Destroy ten cars and then make enough people aware people of your presence to draw in majestic forces.Make 20,000 worth of damage to the majestics,this should be fun.Destroy agents,majestic cars,and everything in your way to raise the damage bar in the right upper corner.When your done,get in your saucer and you will recieve a new weapon:Sonic boom.Just cycle through your weapons with R2 and fire with R1.Now go to the motel area and destroy it and when you're done return to the mothership. [(b10)SANTA MODETA:FOREIGN CORRESPONDANT] Follow the crazy guy or just kill him.Follow the beach,you'll see a big rock and you should also see a restaurant on the left upper corner of the coner,go to it.when you arrive you'll see a chef,hypnotize him into taking food to a dude called Berth Whither.Follow the chef until you get to a place with majestic agents all over the place.Don't forget to disguise yourself as a human and to get too close to the agents!Go where you see a guy trapped in a laser cell and turn back into an alien,blast the box glued to the big post and walk up to the guy.A scene will play,hypnotize him into going to your ship.Go to the mothership for another mission. [(b11)SANTA MODESTA:SUBURBS OF THE DAMNED] Your mission is to defend both transmission towers easy right?Wrong!!Just kidding!Just be careful not to hit the towers with any of your weapons or you will fail the mission.After some time a scene will play and you will have to take out another big enemy.......big robots!!!I forgot to tell you,get in your saucer and do the mission,trust me this is way easier. Grab the robots with the abducto beam and throw them in the sea so they die more quickly.If you don't have enough dna collect 100 dna to unlock your next mission then return to the mothership. [(b12)AREA 42:WHATEVER HAPPEND TO CRYPTO 136?] It doesn't matter if you are an alien or human just get the pieces of crypto136's ship.Just go straight and follow the pink diamonds on your map and you'll find the pieces.Three of them are in the desert and two in the military base.One more thing, if you are going to use your jet pack be careful,there are missile launchers and gun turrets on the ground that shoot you. If you enter as an alien prepare for a big fight with agents,military personnel,and tanks.My suggestion:just fly over them and collect the pieces.When you are done go to the next base to find your clone.Do you see a big white building in the middle of the netx base?That's where crypto 136 is.Go to the entrance where the scientists are inside and you can't enter. Hypnotize them into opening the door or if agents are shooting at you make sure they shoot the scientists too since they are in front of you.After the laser door has been turned off a scene will play.Destroy all furon evidence including crypto136.Return to your saucer(there may be agents and soldiers around the saucer so you might want to kill them).Go to the mothership for next assignment. [(b13)AREA 42:THE MUTANT MENACE] Your job is to enter and infiltrate the majestic lab.Do you remember where the room with the dead alien was?Go to the same room,but this time go upstairs and use the bridge connecting both labs.Hypnotize the scientist into shutting off the shield so you can enter the brigr to the other lab.If you accidently kill him go to the shield and shoot that stick with the hand scanner to shut it off.Go to the next room and destroy the psi humans and the research done on them.After that go outside and destroy the power generators.Shoot at the ball on top of the generators with your disintegrator ray to take them out faster.After this return to your saucer andget ready for4 some excitement!!!Destroy everything in the Majestic base and then return to the mothership. [(b14)AREA 42:DUCK AND COVER] Go to the base and hypnotize the driver into driving the truck to the next base.Don't let him know you are an alien before you hypnotize him or you'll fail the mission.There are going to be cows,then rocks,and then mines blocking the trucks way. When you are there you have to defend the nuke from being disarmed by scientists and then escape.Just kill the scientists that are trying to diable the bomb and then pox will tell you to get out of there or you'll die along with area 42.After the bomb has exploded,a scene will play then return to the mothership. [(b15)SANTA MODESTA:IT'S A WONDERFUL ARMAGEDDON!] There is no strategy or walkthrough for this one,just destroy santa modesta and have fun.After destoying santa modesta if you don't have 1500 dna then collect some for unlocking your next mission and return to the mothership. [(b16)UNION TOWN:FURON DOWN!] A scene will play and you'll wake up in a laboratory.Either hypnotize the scientist to release you or you do it yourself with psychokinesis.Once you get out,get rid of the agents and find your weapon.Since you don't have ammo go look for for your power cell and scan workers for information on the whereabouts of your ship.When your done disguise yourself and go to the guy on the boat and start a conversation.He says that he's not going let you in without proper authorization right?Choose marylin and you're on your way.When there keep disguised or you'll have the whole army on you and it is not going to be pretty.When you get to your ship,tell the guy next to the truck(hypnotize)to free your ship,then a scene will play.Collect your jet pack and then the power cells for your ship.When you get back get in your saucer,destroy the base, collect 2000 dna(if you have it already then return to the mothership)and return to the mothership. [(b17)CAPITOL CITY:MR.CRYPTO GOES TO CAPITOL CITY] You are going to have to disguise yourself bacause if you show your true form you will fail the mission. When you get to the white house keep disguised and scan one of the scientists coming out of the white house.Follow the scientist to armquist don't kill him or you'll fail and keep disguised.Once you get there start a conversation with the soldier at the gate and tell him blue rider.Enter and find armquist.A scene will play and you'll have 3 minutes to return to your ship before the humans take back your ship.Once there,use your ion detonator to get rid of them faster, then enter your saucer.Mission complete,return to the mothership. [(b18)UNION TOWN:ARMQUIST VS THE FURONS] Follow armquist to the base(you can stay alien while following him,but when he goes down the road in the woods disguise yourself and keep disguised).Make the navy warlord sleep(don't let him or anyone see you while you are copying him or you will fail the mission),copy him,and go to the meeting as him.Like in the mission where you copied the major,you have to choose an answer,well it doen't matter what choice you choose just choose.A scene will play and now be prepared for a boss fight. [ROBOT ARMQUIST] I SUGGEST USING THE CHEATS THAT I GAVE YOU,ALL OF THEM!WITH THAT YOU'LL HAVE HIM DESTROYED IN NO TIME.USE THE ION DETONATOR SO YOU CAN KILL HIM FASTER. A scene will play and then return to the mothership for yet another fantastic mission. [(b19)CAPITOL CITY:THE LONE GUNMAN] Go to the white house and check if there are black cars parked there.Follow the president car to the comference don't levitate the car so it can go faster because then you'd have to do the mission again.Once there a scene will play and then destroy the humans!Then find and eliminate the president before the timer runs out.When you kill him don't wait for instructions from pox,go to your saucer and stop the humans from destroying it.Enter your saucer and return to the mothership. [(b20)THE FURON FILIBUSTER] Your job is to stop the senators from entering the white house to vote for another president.All the people you see running towards you,kill them.You have to move back and forth from one entrance to another to stop them.Once you're done return to the mothership. [(b21)CAPITOL CITY:SHOCKING DEVELOPMENTS] YOU HAVE TO DESTROY ALL TESLA COILS AND CONTROL CONSOLES IN THE CITY TO COMPLETE THE MISSION.THERE ARE 11 IN TOTAL.ACTUALLY THERE ARE 14 COUNTING THE SCIENTISTS.Return to the mothership. [(b22)CAPITOL CITY:ATTACK OF THE 50FT PRESIDENT!] Go over to the white house and a scene will play.Just use the cheats i gave you unlimite ammo and bullet proof crypto and you'll destroy it in no time.A transmission will play,go land at the octagon and be prepared for another boss fight.This time it is silhoutte,take her out!Use the ion detonator for amazing results!Shoot fast!Because she has the ability to restore life and she uses it on herself.When her bar is at half that is where she'll use it.Even if she is recharging,you can still hit her but she takes little damage so be quick about it.After this a scene will play.You have finally finished the game!Thanks to me and your pathetic human brain!! THANKS! I'D LIKE TO THANK THQ FOR MAKING ONE THE VERY AMAZING VIDEO GAMES IN HISTORY. ALSO I'D LIKE TO THANK ALL MY FRIENDS;UGO,DYLAN,ANGELO,PAUL(FROM CAMP),AND ALL MY OTHER FRIENDS FROM PAUL REVERE! FOR MAKING THIS POSSIBLE! THANKS! LOOK OUT FOR ANOTHER OF MY STRATEGIES LATER IN THE YEAR! NAME'S CRYPTO 1037 REMEMBER IT!