Trophies for Jazzpunk
Bronze Above And Beyond The Spider of DutyCollect all 8 spiders in the restaurant
Bronze Clean As A WhistleFind and utilize a bidet
Bronze ConversationalistTalk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes
Bronze Don't Get InvolvedKiss 3 people while wearing lipstick
Bronze Jacques Voyeur: Room ExplorerExplore other guest rooms at the resort
Bronze Long Distance ChargesExplore the rotary phone menu options
Bronze PolyplegicLand awkwardly while diving at the pool
Bronze Saliva SurrogateAssist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs
Bronze Serious Degaussing SkillsDegauss 4 undercover agents in the park
Silver A Kissenger For All SeasonsGet kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions
Silver Around The World In 80 PunsVisit all travel destinations in the world
Silver Breaking The MoldConsume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities
Silver Data moleSmuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level
Silver DJ PolyblankScratch two compact disc records
Silver Face InfectorsDefeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage
Silver Hasselhoff In A PinchRescue the drowning man in the swimming pool
Silver Spongliform EncephalopathyConsume one brain steeped sandwich
Gold Bloody Mary On The RocksServe a bloody mary
Gold But She Can Fly...Win a round of pillow fight
Gold Essense of PigeonSpray 3 people with pheromones
Gold Exume To ConsumeDiscovered all of the artifacts buried in sand
Gold Heroine ChicApply lipstick VERY generously to your face
Gold Insurance Premiums IncreaseShatter all vases in the shop
Gold Verbal Morality StatuteDial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal
Platinum The EndNow go outside