10 Starting SmallPlay one round of Hyperdrive Massacre.
20 AAAAAaAaaAAAAAH!Perform 50 suicides.
20 AceScore 50 points in Spong.
20 AddictedPlay four hours of Hyperdrive Massacre.
20 Catas-TrophyScore 30 own goals in Soccer.
20 Cross EyedPlay one hour of Hyperdrive Massacre.
20 Deepspace Gung HoRealize 1,000,000 points in Deathmatch
20 Full ThrottleScore 2000 points in Death Race.
20 FutbolistaScore 50 goals in Soccer.
20 HyperplayerPlay 10 rounds of Hyperdrive Massacre.
20 Joga BonitoScore 100 goals in Soccer.
20 Mile High ClubTravel a cumulative 500km.
20 Mirror MirrorPerform 20 kills by deflecting a bullet.
20 No JoyPerform 10 suicides.
20 SelflessScore 5 own goals in Soccer.
20 SlamScore 100 points in Spong.
20 Speed RacerScore 500 points in Death Race
20 Square EyesPlay two hours of Hyperdrive Massacre.
20 Suicidial TendenciesPerform 25 suicides.
20 WhoopsPerform 5 suicides.
30 HypergladiatorPlay 50 rounds of Hyperdrive Massacre.
40 My Pals Come 'Round a LotPlay 100 rounds of Hyperdrive Massacre.
50 Buy New Games AlreadyPlay 500 rounds.
50 CounterstrikerPerform 100 kills by deflecting a bullet.
50 Fair and SquareScore 10,000,000 points in Deathmatch.
50 Game Set and MatchScore 500 points in Spong.
50 Hyperdrive MarathonTravel a cumulative 3000km.
50 ObsessedPlay ten hours of Hyperdrive Massacre.
50 The Beautiful GameScore 500 goals in Soccer.
50 We Can't Stop HereScore 8000 points in Death Race.