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The Urbz : Sims in the City



by Warfreak

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Author: Warfreak
Version: Final
Day Started 27/1/05


Table Of Contents
[1] Introduction
   [1.01] Game
   [1.02] Version History
[2] The Game
   [2.01] Controls
[3] Create a Urb
   [3.01] Urb
   [3.02] Xizzle
   [3.03] Motives
[4] Rep Group
   [4.01] Groups
   [4.02] Trophies
   [4.03] Missions
   [4.04] Rep Points
[5] The Guide
   [5.01] Walkthrough
[6] Catalog
   [6.01] Appliances
   [6.02] Decorative
   [6.03] Electronics
   [6.04] Furniture
   [6.05] Recreation
   [6.06] Utilities
[7] Jobs
   [7.01] Squeegee Clean
   [7.02] Hoopz
   [7.03] Dr. Max Stat!
   [7.04] Comic Explosion
   [7.05] Motocross Mayhem
   [7.06] Moogoo Monkey
   [7.07] Yar Hey! Bombard!
   [7.08] Soul Music
   [7.09] Spelling Bee
[8] Buildings
   [8.01] Housing
   [8.02] Places of Interest
[9] Recipes
   [9.01] Recipes
   [9.02] Ingredients
[10] Tips and Secrets
   [10.01] Hints
   [10.02] Hiding Places
   [10.03] Heidi Shadows
[11] Characters
   [11.01] The Cast
   [11.02] Housewarming Gifts
[12] Q&A
   [12.01] Q&A

[A] Contact Information
[B] Webmaster Information
[C] Credits
[D] Sites FAQ is on
[E] Copyright

[1.01] Game

The Urbz is the next game in line after the Sims Bustin Out. This game 
sets your in the city of Minipolis and you are here to stop the Daddy Bigbucks
scheme to make the city into a theme park (I wonder how he changed so quickly
from SimValley). You start off as a lowly janitor and work your way up to the
big time and eventually into the big time.

[1.02] Version History

Version 0.1 [27/1/05]
Started this guide due to the lack of the FAQ's on this game. Basic guide up
and running.

Version 0.2 [28/1/05]
Did a lot more. Haven't submitted but I will do so in due time.

Version 0.3 [31/1/05]
Finishing off the main walkthrough. Still a long way off from completion.

Version 0.4 [1/2/05]
Still on the Walkthrough. Finished the Walkthrough, starting on the other
chapters. Will submit guide within the next few days.

Version 0.5 [11/2/05]
Ages since update. School is more important. Anyway, finish off the next areas
or chapters. Several more updates to complete this.

Version 0.6 [25/2/05]
Sorry, schoolwork is way more important than this. Okay, I'll try to finish 
this off as soon as possible.

Version 0.7 [13/3/05]
Very Busy, as I'm writing my third FAQ. Only have the catalog to go. Next 
update will probably be final.

Version 0.8 [27/4/05]
One more update to go now. I sort of promise.

Final [5/6/05]
This is the final update, this guide is complete and nothing more is to 
be added. Thanks for reading!

Update [12/6/05]
Changed email policy.

Update [4/8/05]
Oh My God, an update! This is a minor update, fixing appearances, questions, 
yaddda, yaddda, yaddda.

Update [20/12/05]
Added ASCII art. Nothing special.

[2.01] Controls

You have controls with this game as with any other.

The arrow keys will move you around the screen.
A - Allows interaction with people, objects (action button)
B - Hold to run instead to walk
L - Hides or shows your motive bar
R - Uses hoverboard, puts it away

Start - Game screen. Shows mission, relationships, items, etc
Select - Game options. Shows map, xizzles, catalog and jobs.

[3.01] Urb

To create am Urb, you use the title screen to create a Urb. First, you choose
your Skin colour, hair style, hair colour. Press A when finished. Then you 
have the advanced options to mess with his clothes.

Then you will face a series of questions. The first question will determine
your Rep Group.

Answer with caution.

King of Minipolis - Streeties
Computer Daze - Nerdies
Bright Lights, Big Wallet - Richies
My Guitar Hero - Artsies

The next questions will determine what xizzles will be available to you. This
will be explained below.

Question 1:
A) Pizza and Games - Eager Eager Hippo
B) Stay Home and Sleep - Inzombiac
C) Prank Call People - Nemesis

Question 2:
A) Drink OJ: Little Pilly Diddle
B) Play Street Ball - Sweet Smell
C) Go to Mall - Sell Out

Question 3:
A) Chilly Pie - Play it Off
B) Krazy Klaw - Mantis Rapture
C) Smooth Money - All Ups On

Question 4: 
A) Show off Bling - G'd Up
B) Tell Joke - Jibba Jabba
C) Outwit Bouncer - Nerd Level 5

Question 5:
A) Yes - Chillin' Like a Villain
B) No - Livin' Large

This is a general idea. If you mess around, you'll get some different combos
but the last question will always be the same.

[3.02] Xizzle

You can buy xizzles at Club xizzle in the game. You will be able to unlock and
use the xizzles when you answer the questions after you determine your Rep

Eager Eager Hippo       - Hunger Erosion Slows 30%
Inzombiac               - Sleep Erosion Slows 30%
Sweet Smell             - Hygiene Erosion Slows 30%
Play It Off             - Comfort Erosion Slows 30%
Little Piddly Diddle    - Bladder Erosion Slows 30%
Mantis Rupture          - Fun Erosion Slows 30%
All Ups On              - +1 Relationship Point when talking to the other sex
Livin Large             - Earn 20% more money when playing games
G'd Up                  - Reduce Social Degradation by +1
Nemesis                 - Everyone gets +6 Relationship except one with -100
Chillin' Like a Villain - All motives slows 10%
Nerd Level 5            - All skills get +1 point
Jibba Jabba             - Talk option with random effects
Sell Out                - Get §10000

Rep xizzles
Street Signs  - Any Rep Group member gets +1 social
Gratis Baby   - Richie Funds give 400 dollars a month
Spell Champ   - Access to Spelling Bee minigame

All these xizzles can be brought from the club xizzle for 3 beads each.

[3.03] Motives

Your Sim will have motives like everyone else.
The more red in a bar, the more that bars needs refilling. When it is red 
for a while, the Sim will refuse to do anything.

The knife and fork sign is hunger. To refill hunger, you have to eat using a 
grill outside, an oven, a microwave or baking a mix.

The Showerhead sign is hygiene. To refill hygiene, use a shower.

The toilet seat is bladder. The refill bladder, use a toilet.

The TV is fun. To refill fun, watch TV, play games, play pinball, etc

The bed is energy. To refill energy, sleep on a bed, sofa, etc

The chair is comfort. To refill comfort, sleep, sit on a chair, etc

The 2 people is social. To refill social, talk to people

The home is homesickness. To refill this bar, go home and stay there

[4.01] Groups

There are 4 Rep Groups, each with a leader.

Artsies: A group of actors and artists
Leader: Roxanna Moxie
Members: Pritchard Locksley, Cannonball Coleman, Theresa Bullhorn

Nerdies: Smart, intelligent people
Leader: Polly Nomial
Member: Sue Pirnova, Lincoln Broadsheet, Maximillian Moore

Richies: Wealthy arrogant pricks
Leader: Luthor L. Bigbucks
Members: Lottie Cash, Misty Waters, Lily Gates
(Daddy Bigbucks is not a Richie)

Streeties: Down to Earth, Content with life
Leader: Darius
Members: Crystal, Kris Thistle, Ewan Watahmee
[4.02] Trophies

The Rep Group trophies give one extra rep point with the group whose trophy
is recovered and given back to the leader. You press A when you see the arrow
or press it anyway.

The Artsies trophy is located in the Bayou, From the house, you go right into
the next screen, past the fly trap, cross the bridge, go south-west and cross
another bridge. You can get it when you see two fly traps and you go past them
like so.


. = Tall Grass
o = Fly Trap
X = Trophy

The Nerdie Trophy is located in the carnival. Follow the main road into the
carnival area and go straight. Go straight onto the footpath and go until you 
hit the fence. The big tree on your right has the trophy

The Richies Trophy is located in the Mega Mall. Go upstairs and go past the 
electronics dealer. It is between the computer and the utilities heaters.

The Streeties Trophy is located in the graveyard. When you go back from the 
Bayou back to the city, you will go past a graveyard before you can leave it.
The closest one to the exit back down will be the grave to look for.

[4.03] Missions

Each group has a rep mission to gain an extra rep point. You must have at 
least 3 rep points before you can get the mission which is started by the 
group leader. If you have 3 points and do not get a mission, try 4 points and
then try 5 points. You are sure to get it at five points.

Artsies Mission

Objectives : Get Best Promotion In Comedy Club
             Bake a Strawberry Tiramisu
             Clean Up the City

Goal 1: Get Best Promotion in Comedy Club
Reach level 5 in the comedy club minigame

Goal 2: Bake a Strawberry Tiramisu
The cheat ninja sells a slip of paper that has the recipe on it. Also, if you
ask the sneaky thief Giuseppi to get the recipe. The recipes uses 1 unit of
flour, 1 unit of strawberries and a unit of vanilla. Mix it in a mixer to get
the mix, and bake it in the oven. If you don't succeed, then try again.

Goal 3: Clean Up the City
Pick trash off the floor and sell it. Pick it up fast because after about 30
days have past in the game, a glitch will occur and there will be no more 
trash to be picked up in the city.

Nerdies Mission

Objectives: Get Best Promotion in Dr. Max Stat Game
            Make a Petrified Wood Chess Piece
            Sell 15 3-Eyed Frogs in a row

Goal 1: Get Best Promotion in Dr. Max Stat Game
Read above ^

Goal 2: Make a Petrified Wood Chess Piece
To get petrified wood, go to the top of the paradise island and walk around,
go to the bayou and it is behind a fly trap sometimes. It is also in the 
tunnel when Det. Dan tells you a shortcut. Then get a craftsmaster table and
carve the wood. Then make it into something. Save before because you have a 
chance that you might wreck it the carving. Then save before you decide to
make a chess piece. If you don't get the chess piece, reload and wait another
Sim hour before you start again.

Goal 3: Sell 15 3-Eyed Frogs in a Row
Find 15 of those 3 eyed frogs. They are most commonly found in the bayou, and
I mean common. You can get about 3 a day. You can also find them in the 
graveyard if you are not scared to go there.

Richies Mission

Objectives: Get Best Promotion in Moogoo Monkey
            Have §30000 in assets
            Have §10000 in your hand at one time

Goal 1: Get Best Promotion in Moogoo Monkey
Sigh, this is getting a bit obvious

Goal 2: Have §30000 in assets
This is by far the most annoying objective ever. Basically what you have to do
is that you have to make §30000 in objects in your house. So get the best of
everything, best oven, best fridge, best toilet, etc. Monkey Butlers are the
best as they equal §3999 in the asset count.

Goal 3: Have §10000 in your hand at one time
Funny, this is a mission objective at the end of the game. Weird.

Streeties Mission

Objectives: Get Best Promotion in Basketball
            Annoy Daddy Bigbucks
            Convince someone to join the group

Goal 1: Get Best Promotion in Basketball
I won't even bother

Goal 2: Annoy Daddy Bigbucks
Get Daddy B. relationship with you to -50 relationship points. You could just
play around with the Nemesis xizzle though.

Goal 3: Convince someone to join the group
Get Ewan's relationship with you to about 75 relationship points.

[4.04] Rep Points

When you choose your rep group in the beginning, when you reach about 3 points
with them, you will receive a silver plaque and a subscription to their 
exclusive magazine which you can sell for §50. When you reach 10 Rep points,
the most in the game, you will receive a gift, an ultimate item and a xizzle 
along with the keys to the clubhouse room in the game. You also get a gold

If you don't belong to a certain group and you want to join, get 10 Rep points
and the Group Leader will offer you to join. When you say yes, you will join
that group, receive both silver and gold plaques, receive an ultimate item, a 
xizzle can be brought, and you get subscription to their magazine and their
clubhouse keys.

The clubhouse is located in Glasstown.

The stairs going down belong to the nerdies
The stairs going up belong to the richies
The room on the right belong to the artsies
The room on the left belong to the streeties

You can place certain furniture in the clubhouse. It is basically a storage
place for you when you exceed the limit on your house.

To get 10 Rep Points you have to

1 - Get 50 Relationship Points with one member
2 - Get 50 Relationship Points with two members
3 - Get 50 Relationship Points with three members
4 - Get 50 Relationship Points with all the members
5 - Get 100 Relationship Points with the leader
6 - Move to a place desirable to the group
7 - Get -5 Relationship with the rival group
8 - Max out the certain skill
9 - Finish the Rep Mission
10 - Give the group trophy to the group leader

The rival groups are

Streeties against Artsies
Nerdies against Richies

The desirable places are depending on what your status is with each of the 
groups. The lowest group is the most likely to get a boost when you move, 
while the highest group with the most rep points is least likely to get a rep
point when you move. 

When you move to a place undesired by a certain group, you will most likely 
lose a rep point, that point can be recovered when you move out to another 
location. You also lose a rep point when you have a -5 relationship point
with a certain group

Likely moves and points

Skyline Penthouse - Richies
City Apartment    - Nerdies
Brownhouses       - Streeties
Townhouse         - Artsies

Undesired Locations

Urbania     - Richies
Glasstown   - Streeties
SimQuarter  - Nerdies
None        - Artsies

[5.01] Walkthrough

*Chapter 1*

Mission 1: Slave to the Grind
Started by: Automatically

Objectives: Play "Squeegee Clean"
            Befriend Kris Thistle
            Give Kris your Squeegee and Bucket

Goal 1: Play "Squeegee Clean"
When Kris walks up to you, she'll ask why you aren't cleaning windows. Choose
any option and when you regain control, move up to the § sign and play the 
mini game. Read the instructions and get yourself promoted (hard not to). Then
you will be fired and that the mean Daddy Bigbucks has brought the tower. You
will have a talk bar after the conversation.

Goal 2: Befriend Kris Thistle
Basically, talk to Kris. If you talk about something she likes you will see a 
++ sign which means you gained some relationship points. If you see a -- sign
however, you lost relationship points. Get her relationship point up to 30 to
finish this goal

Goal 3: Give Kris your Squeegee and Bucket
Simple, so to friendly stuff and select give a gift. Click on your Squeegee 
and bucket to give it to her

Mission 2: Get Cleaned Up
Started by: After you hand over your squeegee and bucket

Objectives: Take a Shower
            Take a Nap
            Eat Something

Goal 1: Talk a Shower
So to the elevator and press A. Choose the Skyline Penthouse. Go to the shower
and use it.

Goal 2: Take a Nap
Go to the elevator and choose either Tower Lobby or Law Offices. If you choose
the law offices, go to the bed and sleep on it. If you choose the lobby, sleep
on the seat.

Goal 3: Eat Something
Go to the lobby and go to the vending machine. Go eat something.

When finished, talk to Kris Thistle

Mission 3: Help Kris Thistle
Started by: Kris Thistle

Objectives: Move the Bed to the Penthouse
            Repair the Television
            Repair the 2 Drinking Fountains

Goal 1: Move the Bed to the Penthouse
Go to the law offices and find the bed. Put it in your pocket. Go to the 
penthouse and press Start. Press L and R till you get the items screen. Select
the Bed and move it around till you are happy

Goal 2: Repair the Television
Go to where the bed used to be. There is an old television so repair it.

Goal 3: Repair the 2 Drinking Fountains
The Fountains are grey boxes. The ones need repairing are in the lobby and the
gym. Repair it like you did to the television.

When finished, talk to Kris Thistle

Mission 4: Find the Key
Started by: Kris Thistle

Objectives: Earn 1 Mechanical Point
            Pick the Lock
            Find the Key

Goal 1: Earn 1 Mechanical Point
Go to the television and look at the bench. Go study mechanical

Goal 2: Pick the Lock
Go to the Law Office and go to the door stopping you getting inside. Click on
it and pick the lock

Goal 3: Find the Key
Search near the computer. Then Daddy B. will have a conversation with you. 
Choose any option to find out his evil schemes and Det. Dan will arrest you
and you will end up in jail.

Mission 5: Get out of Jail
Started by: Det. Dan

Objectives: Befriend Det. Dan
            Answer Questions

Goal 1: Befriend Det. Dan
Get a 30 Relationship Points on detective Dan. Talk about health and crime.

Goal 2: Answer Questions
Talk to the Detective and answer his questions.
On the first question, choose any option then choose

"The janitor told me I could stay"
"Real food, I was tired of eating junk"
"No, He is finding legal ways to make people miserable"

Then choose the option that you haven't seen Mr. King for a while.

You will choose any option as you get to leave jail.

Mission 6: Find a Place to Live
Started by: Completing Mission 5

Objectives: Play Hoopz Minigame
            Earn §150 for rent and taxes
            Buy a House

Goal 1: Play Hoopz Minigame
Leave the dank cell and go left. Go upstairs and find the § sign. Between 5am 
and 5pm, you can play the Hoopz minigame. Read the instructions and finish the
stupid game.

Goal 2: Earn §150 for rent and taxes
What taxes? Just earn §150 which you already should have since you have played
the window cleaning game and hoopz. Keep playing or recycling trash until you
reach the amount.

Goal 3: Buy a House
Leave the prison and go up, right and turn left after the park. You will see a
green sign with a house on it. Click on it and buy it. You can buy the other
one but it is slightly more expensive. You will have a crate inside. Unpack 
your items and place it in the house. When the crate is empty, return the 
crate and it will disappear.

Talk to the Detective and start Chapter 2

*Chapter 2*

Mission 1: Work Study
Started by: Sue Pirnova

Objectives: Befriend Maximillian Moore
            Give the Artemisia Plant
            Write Doctoral Thesis

Goal 1: Befriend Maximillian Moore
Make his relationship with you up to 30

Goal 2: Give the Artemisia Plant
Go to the blockade north of the houses and the thrift shop. Near the dumpster
is a plant. Collect that plant and give it to Doctor Max within 1 hour. Give
it as a gift.

Goal 3: Write Doctoral Thesis
Go to the Newspaper Agency and go to the computer. Do enough research to fill 
2 logic points. Then write the thesis. The bar will complete fast but there is
a high chance of having writers block. Keep writing until you finish. The 
thesis that Mr. Clodd is selling for §300 is not worth it, the Doc will not
accept it.

When finished, talk to the Doctor. You now have access to the university and
access to the Hospital mini-game

Mission 2: Gotta Finish the Riff
Started by: Phoebe Twiddle

Objectives: Befriend Cannonball Coleman
            Give a Saxophone Reed
            Earn 1 Creativity
            Finish Cannonball's Song

Goal 1: Befriend Cannonball Coleman
Find the dudderhead and get the status up to 30

Goal 2: Give a Saxophone Reed
Go to the thrift shop and buy a reed for §50. Then give it to him as a gift.

Goal 3: Earn 1 Creativity
Go to where you found the artemisia plant, near the northern barricade and 
go to the dumpster. Then you talk about the horrible street art and gain a 

Goal 4: Finish Cannonball's Song
After finishing the 3 Goals above, he will ask you to finish your song. To do
this choose these options

"... up to old tricks"
"... so right"
"... and chill as a lake"
"... saxophone reed"

After that you have access to the comedy club minigame in the pizza shop

Mission 3: Race for Glory
Started by: Dusty Hogg

Objectives: Get §500
            Talk to Ewan Watahmee
            Bring Ewan Lunch for 3 Days

Goal 1: Get §500
Get the money and give it to Dusty Hogg

Goal 2: Talk to Ewan Watahmee
Talk to him, well duh

Goal 3: Bring Ewan Lunch for 3 Days
Go to the pizza shop and buy 3 Corn dogs. Everyday between 12PM and 1Pm, go
to Ewan in the chopper garage and give the corn dog as a gift for 3 days.

When you finish the mission, talk to Dusty Hogg and he'll give you access to
the Motocross Mayhem game

Mission 4: Salesmenship
Started by: Berkley Clodd

Objectives: Attend an Auction
            Acquire the Shrunken Head
            Give the Shrunken Head

Goal 1: Attend an Auction
Go to the thrift shop between 5PM and 7PM and go talk to the cashier

Goal 2: Acquire the Shrunken Head
Get the Shrunken Head via the auction

Goal 3: Give the Shrunken Head
Give the stupid head to the cheapskate Berkley

After completing, you get a hoverboard. Press R to use it and R again to stop
use. Press A while on the hoverboard to move around and make it faster. The
arrows are used to steer. Use can place it in your house as a decoration.

Mission 5: Club Xizzle
Started by: Lottie Cash

Objective: Take Crystal Out 
           Get a Bite to Eat
           Play a Game
           Go Shopping
           Give a Gift

Before start, get good stats and the thrift shop and pizza store is open

Goal 1: Take Crystal Out
Talk to Crystal and she wants you to take her somewhere. Take her to the pizza

Goal 2: Get a Bite to Eat
Buy a pizza slice from the cook and give it to her as a gift

Goal 3: Play a Game
Go to the dance machine and play on it

Goal 4: Go Shopping
Go to the thrift shop

Goal 5: Give a Gift
Go outside your house and talk to the old guy there. Buy something from him
like a flower and give it to him.

Note: Don't sleep or talk to anyone but her unless you want to start again.

After that, you have access to Club Xizzle. It is where the blockade it, 
outside the dumpster. Press A on the door to access it. You can buy xizzles
at 3 beads each and enter the club. The password is Bucket.

Mission 6: Road to SimQuarter
Started by: Gramma Hattie

Objectives: Make 3 Friends
            Raise §500
            Earn 2 Promotions

Goal 1: Make 3 Friends
Get your relationship points to 50 with 3 separate people

Goal 2: Raise §500
Read above ^^^

Goal 3: Earn 2 Promotions
Play a minigame a get 2 promotions or get 2 jobs and one promotion each

Talk to Gramma Hattie and you will join in the protest. Daddy B. gets pissed
and goes red to blow steam and the barricade is gone. You now have access to 

*Chapter 3*

Mission 1: Mission for the Man
Started by: Det. Dan

Objectives: Play Moogoo Monkey
            Follow the Directions
            Give the Briefcase to Det. Dan
            Give the Briefcase to Giuseppi

Goal 1: Play Moogoo Monkey
Go in SimQuarter from Urbania. Keep right. Go onto the peer and keep going.
Go until you see a steamboat and go inside. Play the game at about 4pm to 2am.

Goal 2: Follow the Directions
Go to the newspaper agency and look on the bulletin board. Then head to the
Shrubbery outside the museum and search it to get a piece of paper. The next
answer lies beyond the grave so go to the graveyard and go until you get to 
the last 4. Search the last one. The note says Another Feather in His Hat.
Talk to Berkley Clodd.

Goal 3: Give the Briefcase to Det. Dan
Clodd will give you a briefcase so give it to the Detective

Goal 4: Give the Briefcase to Giuseppi
Give the Rigged Briefcase (Briefcase with a massive microphone on the side
stuck with sticky tape, great rigging) to Giuseppi.

Note: Make sure you finish Chapter 3 Mission 3 or do not start it as you will
not be able to access the graveyard while on the mission

You now have access to Moogoo Monkey Game after this mission

Mission 2: Batten Down the Hatches
Started by: Lily Gates (located in the docks during the afternoon)

Objectives: Earn 5 Creativity
            Fix the Attraction
            Beat Dusty Hogg
            Convince Polly

Goal 1: Earn 5 Creativity
Speaks for itself

Goal 2: Fix the Attraction
Get a relationship of 50 with Ewan and he will say he'll fix the boats. He 
says that he can't fix the engines so you should talk to Dusty Hogg

Goal 3: Beat Dusty Hogg
Talk to Dusty Hogg and he'll challenge you to a race. If you beat him, he'll
fix the engines. Modify you bike. Use the racing tyres, not a lot of Nitrous
Oxide, medium handling and the best engine. After you beat him, he'll fix the

Goal 4: Convince Polly
Get a 50 relationship with Polly to get her to go to the rides.

Talk to Lily Gates after you finish. She'll allow you access to the bumper 
boat ride and you have Dusty Hogg's bike (you get it after goal 3)

Mission 3: None Shall Pass
Started by: Gramma Hattie

Objectives: Earn 5 Body or Charisma
            Meet at the Cemetery
            Guard the Cemetery
Goal 1: Earn 5 Body or Charisma
Earn 5 points on one of them

Goal 2: Meet at the Cemetery
Meet at the cemetery at 11pm to Midnight

Goal 3: Guard the Cemetery
If you have 5 Body, Daddy B. shows up, if you have 5 charisma, Lily shows up
Say anything you want to Daddy B.

When Darius shows up for Daddy B., say this

"Sorry, but I'm not supposed to let anything thru"
"I'm so strong I can deflect sunlight with my breath"
The second option as it always changes
"I'm so crazy Detective Dan kicked me out of jail!"

After he leaves, you get a cookbook from Gramma Hattie. If you let anyone pass
you have to do the mission again.

Mission 4: Get on the List
Started by: Cannonball Coleman
Objectives: Earn 2 Rep
            Take Tickets

Goal 1: Earn 2 Rep
Earn 2 Rep Points with your group so be friends (50 rel) with 2 of the members

Goal 2: Take the Tickets
You have to be at the Club Zydeco at 2am to 5am. You cannot let people of your
rival rep group in. So if you are a Richie, you cannot let a Nerdie in. If you
are an Artsie, you cannot let a Streetie in and so forth. When you get enough
people in, you can talk to Cannonball and get a reward which is a golden 

Mission 5: High Society
Started by: Luthor L. Bigbucks

Objectives: Find a Curator
            Donate an exhibit
            Give §300

Goal 1: Find a Curator
Talk to Roxanna Moxie and she'll say that she knows a curator

Goal 2: Donate an exhibit
Go to the museum on floors 1 and 2. Find a stand and press A. It will ask if
you are willing to donate § for it. Donate § for one of them

Goal 3: Give §300
Give Roxanna §300 for her friend in travel expenses

Talk to Luthor L. Bigbucks when you are finished. The more you donate, the 
more money will be awarded for your donations. The more exhibits, the more 
money. In the end, if you get all of the exhibits, you get §1000 every time 
your bill comes and you collect the checks.

Mission 6: The Ballad of Pepper Pete
Started by: Mambo Lao

Objectives: Find a Sailor Coat
            Find a Fake Beard
            Find a Sailors Cap
            Give Costume
            Talk to Olde Salty

Goal 1: Find a Sailor Coat
Go to the Thrift Shop and talk to Phoebe. She'll say that she has a coat so 
look in the clothes rack in the back of the shop. It is where you also change
clothes. Keep pressing A until you find it.

Goal 2: Find a Fake Beard
Talk to Pritchard Locksley and he'll sell you a white one for §300

Goal 3: Find a Sailors Cap
Talk to Polly Normal and she'll suggest you look online. Go to a computer in 
the cafe in SimQuarter and go to the computer and go to shop online. The cap
will arrive in 1-2 days

Goal 4: Give Costume
Give the costume to Mambo Lao and she'll dress you up

Goal 5: Talk to Olde Salty

After you talk to Olde Salty (choose any option), Daddy B. will come and give
you an accidental push into the Bayou with his son and Lily watching you fly.

*Chapter 4*

Mission 1: The Greatest Fear
Started by: Automatically

Objectives: Prove to Clem
            Find the Dark Tree
            Find a Light
            Capture the Alligator
Goal 1: Prove to Clem
You have to prove to Clem you are not a vampire. Answer the first 3 Questions 
in anyway but when you get to what food you like choose

"Garlic Ice Cream"
"Sun Bathe on the Beach"
"A Gnat"

Goal 2: Find the Dark Tree
Follow the path until you reach some tree stumps in a group. Go up to the tree
that has tyres in front of it

Goal 3: Find a Light
From the first bridge you cross, go up. You will see a yellow glowing object
next to the plant. To get to the plant, stick next to the edge of the water to
past the rock. Injure the plant to get the light

Goal 4: Capture the Alligator
Go inside the dark tree. You will see a vampire but you will use the light.
Then talk to the alligator

When finished, talk to Bayou Boo

Mission 2: Fiddle with the Old Man
Started by: Finishing Mission 1

Objectives: Meet at the Hickory Stump
            Fiddle the Red Man

Goal 1: Meet at the Hickory Stump
Meet at the set of tree stumps outside the dark tree at about midnight

Goal 2: Fiddle the Red Man
Play the red man's minigame to finish

When finished, talk to Crawdad Clem

Mission 3: Bye Bye Bayou
Started by: Finishing Mission 2

Objectives: Convince Clem
            Meet Boo

Goal 1: Convince Clem
Convince Clem to show you out by showing him your locket

Goal 2: Meet Boo
Meet Boo at the mausoleum entrance. Go to the stumps and go south. Then talk
to Boo. Follow the crypt until you reach the exit. Now walk to Gramma Hattie 
and talk to her.

Glasstown is now open

Mission 4: Running from the Law
Started by: Detective Dan

Objectives: Find a Letter Writer
            Find a Messenger
            Gain Popularity 40
            Find a Map
            Give Map to Gordie

Goal 1: Find a Letter Writer
Talk to Gramma Hattie. If you left the jail, go back in

Goal 2: Find a Messenger
Find Gordie, the sleeping guy in the university

Goal 3: Gain Popularity 40
Keep getting relationships with people at about 80 until you reach the mark

Goal 4: Find a Map
Go to the top of Olde Salty's ship and climb the ladder and pick up the map

Goal 5: Give Map to Gordie
Talk to Gordie

Talk to Det. Dan. He'll give you access to the fan boat in the upper right 
hand corner of Glasstown, down the stairs. You have access to Paradise Island
and you can run around without the fear of getting arrested.

Mission 5: Carnivale!
Started by: Roxanna Moxie

Objectives: Capture Dancing Nutria
            Give the Dancing Nutria
            Give §5000
            Find a Tightrope Walker
            Find Misty a Date
Goal 1: Capture Dancing Nutria
Get the fan boat and drive south without going to the next area. Go east until
you see an island with hedgehogs in it. Go to one and use the option "Put in

Goal 2: Give the Dancing Nutria
Give the Dancing Nutria to Roxanna

Goal 3: Give §5000
Give Roxanna §5000

Goal 4: Find a Tightrope Walker
Talk to Misty Waters and she'll say that she will do it if you find her a date
for the film premier

Goal 5: Find Misty a Date
Talk to Luthor L. Bigbucks and he'll happily date her

Talk to Roxanna when finished

Mission 6: The BigBucks Players
Started by: Theresa Bullhorn

Objectives: Gain Popularity 50
            Convince Dusty Hogg to Perform
            Convince Sue Pirnova to Perform
            Decorate the Stage
            Attend the Play

Goal 1: Gain Popularity 50
Go what you did when you gain Popularity 40

Goal 2: Convince Dusty Hogg to Perform 
Get the Relationship up to 50 and ask him

Goal 3: Convince Sue Pirnova to Perform
Do what you did with Dusty Hogg

Goal 4: Decorate the Stage
Place 5 Decorative Items on the stage. They can be plants, paintings, etc.

Goal 5: Attend the Play
Be at the theatre at night and attend the play. 

Talk to Theresa after you complete the goals.

Chapter 5

Mission 1: Reality Show
Started by: Leader of Your Rep Group

Objectives: Travel to Paradise Island
            Play the Trivia Contest
            Insult the Other Contestants

Goal 1: Travel to Paradise Island
Use your fanboat to go east from where it is park in Glasstown and north into
the gap. Head all the way to the beach and dock your boat. Talk to Locksley.

Goal 1: Play the Trivia Contest
Go around the island and look under the coconut trees for the trivia coconuts.
Give the coconut to Pritchard as a gift. Answer each question for §2000.


"What Colour is Crystal's Hair?"

"Where is the Old School Bus located?"

"Which of these people do NOT belong to a Rep Group?"
Dusty Hogg

"Where does the ninja, Heidi Shadows hang out?"
At the Carnival

Goal 3: Insult the Other Contestants
Make your relationship with the contestants negative

If you win, you get §10000.
Before you go to the island, have full stats as there is no stat refilling
Save before going to find who is there. Lower their relationship before you go

Mission 2: Back to the Drawing Board
Started by: Luthor L. BigBucks

Objectives: Convince Polly
            Find the Secret Lab
            Get 6 Logic
            Return Blue Prints

Goal 1: Convince Polly
Get Polly to a relationship of 70, and use the new options

Goal 2: Find the Secret Lab
Go to Daddy Bigbucks Office between 3-4AM with 6 Logic and search the upper
right bookcase there. If you search before or after that time, you will be 

Goal 3: Get 6 Logic
Explains itself

Goal 4: Return Blue Prints
Get the blueprints that are in the left side of the lab and return it to Daddy
BigBuck's son, Luthor.

Mission 3: Interview with a Cajun Vampire
Started by: Crawdad Clem

Objectives: Find Boo
            Free Bayou Boo
            Find a Cure for Vampirism
            Feed Boo Chocolate

Goal 1: Find Boo
Go to the graveyard and enter the mausoleum which you use to escape the Bayou.
Sooner or later, along the way you will find Bayou Boo.

Goal 2: Free Bayou Boo
Get your Mechanical Skill up to 7 and pick the lock

Goal 3: Find a Cure for Vampirism
Talk to Mambo Lao and she'll say that you have to make a mix of chocolate to
cure it. Mix 3 Chocolate in the mixer and bake it and give it to Boo. If you
keep failing, than get a higher cooking level.

Goal 4: Feed Boo Chocolate
Give the Chocolate Bunny you made as a gift to Boo

Mission 4: Captured!
Started by: Going Near the Cheat Ninja in the Carnival

Objectives: Befriend Harlan King
            Escape the Cell

Goal 1: Befriend Harlan King
Get 30 Relationship Points with Harlan King

Goal 2: Escape the Cell
After the scene, go out of the open cell

Mission 5: Atlantis Premier Party
Started by: Crystal (if you're a guy), Dr. Max (if you're a girl)

Objectives: Find a Premier Ticket
            Impress Lily
            Dress all in Black
            Attend the Premier

Goal 1: Find a Premier Ticket
Talk to Lily Gates

Goal 2: Impress Lily
Get 70 Relationship with Lily and a Popularity of 70. Talk to Crystal after
this goal

Goal 3: Dress all in Black
Go to the Thrift Shop and dress in a black shirt and black pants

Goal 4: Attend the Premier
Get to the theatre at 8:00pm and meet your partner. When you go near them, you
will enter the cinema automatically


Mission 6: Back in Time
Started by: Finishing Mission 5

Objectives: Find an Inventor
            Find 10 Nuclear Fuel Rods
            Find a Contractor
            Find the Correct Date
            Use Time Machine 

Goal 1: Find an Inventor
Talk to Sue Pirnova to finish this goal

Goal 2: Find 10 Nuclear Fuel Rods
Go looking around the Bayou and in the graveyard for nuclear fuel rods. The
places where the fuel rods are will be changed every 24 Sim Hours. Do not sell
them, when you have 10, give it to her.

Goal 3: Find a Contractor
Find Ewan and he will fix up your time machine for a slim price of §10000

Goal 4: Find the Correct Date
You have to find a worker for Daddy Bigbucks so talk to Guiseppi and he'll
tell you the correct date

Goal 5: Use Time Machine
Use the Time Machine by placing it on top of King Tower where the status used
to be. When you are back in time, talk to the very alive Eprham Earl and he'll
have a nice conversation with Daddy Bigbucks. Watch the Ending

Well Done, you have Finished the Urbz, Sims in the City. Throw the game away
now or keep playing.

[6.01] Appliances

Barbecue Grill - §375
Sizzle your fish flesh and stear steaks on the heavy-duty Light-My-Fire BBQ. 
perfect for park picnickers seeking gourmet tastes in the great outdoors.

Gagmia Simore Espresso - §350
One pull on the egronomically crafted side lever and this hyper-efficent,
automated espresso machine grinds, brew and serves your espresso all by its

Smoothie Machine - §505
Yes, it's expensive. Yes, it heavily taxes SimValley orchards. Yes, it's
terribly noisy ... But your health is worth a little pain and suffering. A 
smoothie a day keeps the money away!

Vending Machine - §1,200
Why walk to the store where prices are high and the selection is modest when
you can have the same shopping experience in the comfort of your home? 
Restocked only when you aren't looking.

Positive Potential Microwave - §250
Perfect for popcorn and pot-roast alike, this Positive Potential Microwave
is compact, safe and easy to use. (Some restrictions apply)

Arctechnology 2-Door Refrigerator - §1,650
Arctechnology knows that value of space and style and their new 2-door 
refrigerator proves it. More storage space for less room, this unit also
features and ice-maker and easy-to-read LED temperature readouts.

Sno-Time Refrigetator - §525
There's no time like Sno-Time! Their newest economy class refrigerator 
features climate control, two crispers, and ample door space large enough to
fit a whole turkey.

Dialectic Range and Stove - §440
Affordability and class are typically opposing forces. Butn the folks at
Dialectic have managed to synthesize these qualities in what could easily be
the keenist range in town!

Epicurious Gourmet Stove - §1,750
For gourmet epicureans, regular stoves just don't cut the mustard. Now serving
Epicurious ... the hottest stove to spice up the home-appliance landscape in 
nearly a year.

PyroInferno Atom Burner Oven - §3,000
Gourmet standards for domestic spaces. The PyroInferno is perfect for an 
amateur cook eager to cross home-basil and hit the big thyme. With extra wide
gas ranges. 

Bovitron Z-36 Cheese Modulator - §795
The moon may not be made of cheese, but the Bovitron Z-36 Cheese Modulator 
sure can make it! We don't know how it does it, honestly, but it sure tastes 
great! Available exclusively on Moon Base Zeta.

[6.02] Decorative

Manila-100 Marine Aquarium - §1,950
Dry land got you down? Then this 100-gallon column tank, stocked with exotic
and endangered Indo-Pacific fish and fauna is the cure! If you enjoy taunting
captive animals, you'll love this!

Poseidon's Adventure Aquarium - §535
You can't play with fish. You can't pet them. You can't take them for walks. 
And you can't teach them tricks. So what's the downside? You have to feed 

Suit of Armor - §715
Our overseas expert at Ironman Industries have reproduced this incredible suit
of armor from an actual suit in the Hundred Years War. Includes a stunning
basinet with mail aventail!

Tropical Birdcage - §950
These exotic, multicolored birds were flown in direct from SimIsle shortly
before it was overrun by dinosaurs.

Zen Fountain - §777
Quiet. Peaceful. Serene. Wet. What more could you ask of a fountain?

Guillotine - §1,450
The mahogany replica 1789 Reign-Of-Terror model come standard with EZ-Gilde
shuttle runners, one oblique chrome-alloy razor-blade (laser sharpened), and a
durable double-grip release lever.

Shrunken Heads - §250
These balsa-wood, replica shrunken heads are the perfect, politically-correct 
alternative for the curious but queasy collector.

Potted Jade House Plant - §180
Nothing crass about the Crassula Arborescens here. Originally smuggled in 
SimValley by a man driving a dark van, the Jade Plant is now the valley's most
popular, if somewhat needy, decorative flora.

Potted Rubber House Plant - §120
You won't be staring up a glavanized rubber business by draining the sap from
this plant - it's MADE of rubber! So while it can't replenish your house's 
oxygen, it looks great ... from a distance. 

Monkey-Headed Jack-In-A-Box - §635
All around the blueberry bush - The weasel chased the monkey - The weasel 
thought, "Now I'll show HIM!" - POP! Goes the monkey!

Lawn Gnome - §35
Let "Gnorman the Ceramic Gnome" greet friends into your humble abode. His
infectious smile and joyful wave are guaranteed to set even the most petulant
minds at ease.

Lawn Leprechaun - §105
Your desperate need for dark drinks and four-leaved clovers will be long gone
once you have Liam the Leprechaun perched on your lawn.

Green Meteorite - §1,900
Emitting a soft and sickly emerald glow, this strange meteorite has travelled
many millions of miles to clutter your living room and render superheroes 

Baroque Mirror - §450
As Berkeley said "To be is to be percieved." So why not assert your existance
and improve your charisma by staring at yourself for untold hours into the
silvery deep?

Shaker Floor Mirror - §650
The simple and austere Shaker way of life is reflected in the clean 
craftsmanship of the Shaker full length mirror. Muse and mumble in this mirror
for added charisma.

Movie Poster - §145
A full color poster of the hit 1997 action film, "Explosion, The Prequel".
Starring Anita Tension as Miss Wick and Pritchard Locksley as Jojo, her dim 
yet devious sidekick.

JC Portrait - §150
A poster of the infamous Jeremiah Carbuncle O'Connell the Third: spiritual 
guide, soothsayer, and speaker of cryptic instructions.

Unicorn Tapestry - §200
Made exclusively for the opening ceremony of the 20th Miniopolis Renaissance
Faire, this majestic piece was one of only ten to survive the scouring 
perpetrated by the Sci-Fi Convention next door.

Modern Sculpture - §675
Artist Kit Bubble recently shocked the art-scene with this revolutionary 5-D
sculpture. This is art with width, length, depth, duration, and ... well, we
can't really explain the fifth-dimension.

Neon Smoothie Sign - §375
An retro design from the golden age of the smoothie. There's just something 
about neon that can part a man from this money in 5 seconds flat.

Creepy Corner Kid Doll - §865
What a darling little doll! What a marvelous work of ... did he just move? I
thought I saw ... No, surely not, for this antique is carved from the finest
... there, see? He moved again! I'm not making this up!

Giant Stuffed Gorilla - §1,200
When you want the preception of safety and protection without the potential 
hazards, invest in a giant stuffed gorilla and hope against all odds that 
potential burglars have poor eyesight.

Roman Statue - §850
When NOT in Rome, bring it home! The replica, high quality, alabaster, 
neo-neo-classical sculpture is the closest you'll ever get to living like a
flashy Roman senator.

Giant Tiki Head - §450
Each Tiki mask is hand-carved from the finest block of palm wood available by
a single specialist using only tiny chipping instruments. New models are no
longer cursed!

Candy Cane - §100
Keep the winter holidays alive all year round with 4 feet of red and white 
saccharine sweetness! As an added bonus, if you moisten this baby it's 10
times more effective than ordinary fly-paper!

Pilgram Gnome - §175
What an odd little item. Are you celebrating or repudiating past exploits of
wandering pilgrams with this limited edition "Pader the Pilgram Gnome"? Only 
you know for sure.

Mardi Gras Mask - §300
When your manners are shot, your party-voice loud, and your judgement 
impaired, wouldn't it be nice to have a giant, flamboyantly colorful Mardi 
Gras mask like this to disguse yourself?

Giant Pumpkin - §50
Shulz and Sons Squash Farms can guarantee that their award-winning giant 
pumpkins are 100 percent naturally grown. Free of pesticides, genetic
modifications and ghosts.

Golden Mop Award - §400
A life-sized replica of the "Mop d'Or" - the top honor given to one 
outstanding Sanitation Engineer a year at the annual Sweep N' Squeegee Awards.

Voodoo Dan Doll - §650
Few people in Miniopolis are qualified - or willing - to judge the 
authenticity of this doll. But don't let that stop you from admiring its 
quality craftsmanship ... and giving it the occasional jab.

Flaming Hoop - §390
No more stinky kerosene spills to clean up with this pump-action, 
self-igniting circus hoop. Just plug in, flip a switch, and flame on! Real 
fire, real savings. 

Key to the City - §875
This is the key to the city. Not THIS city. Not Miniopolis. But another city. 
You don't know which. Nobody knows. Nobody remembers. All you have is this 
key ... and soon, thousands of cities to explore. Good Luck. 

Lawn Flamingo - §75
It's a little-known secret that the intense pink color unique to these lawn
flamingo's was created back in 1979 by a team of scientists trying to devise a
color that would ward off burglars. The rest, as they say, is history.

Magic Lamp - §1,200
A beautiful Persian lamp, this 700 year old treasure is made of durable brass 
and decorated with exquisite detail. But neither fact has saved it from 
gathering dust over the years. Why not give it a good rub-down?

Comdey and Tragedy Masks - §400
Signifying in elegant porcelain the two most important dramitic themes of the 
human condition - comedy and tragedy - these masks, though beautiful, will not
likely help you decipher the meaning of life.

Orange Pedistal - §700
Similar to the still-life painting, but in THREE dimensions! Delight your 
friends and relatives with this juicy item. Aesthetic fun from any angle!

Periodic Table of Elements - §215
It never fails: The party is just getting good when someone suddenly needs to
verify the molecular weight of Einsteinium. If you owned a Periodic Table 
you'd have the answer. Don't get caught off guard!

Safe - §350
Built from the strongest, lightest steel alloy available to the public, Lock
and Key Inc.'s top of the line safe is fireproof, water resistant and 100 
percent inpenetrable. How is this possible? It doesn't open!

Burning Spoke Sign - §190
The Burning Spoke is one of the rowdiest, loudest, dirtiest, and most popular
hang-outs in near-by, SimValley ... and as evidenced by this "borrowed" sign,
that isn't about to change anytime soon. 

Velocirooster Skeleton - §1,200
Found over one century ago buried deep in the Bayou, this velocirooster 
skeleton is often used as evidence to prove that we are not in  fact living 
on this planet earth anymore.

Soap Box - §80
The historical significance of this soap box hs never been fully understood, 
but it is known that this particular item was present at the infamous
"Miniopolis Soap Party" of 1774.

Music Stand - §120
Two decades of intense industrial design went into the creation of this, the
perfect music stand. Featuring a high-friction, low-sheen acryllic coating, 
keep your sheet music in place no matter how crazy the crowd gets.

Movie Standee - §200
An ultra-rare cardboard standee for the "Abscond with the Breeze", the classic
multi-million Simoleon blockbuster that made Anita Tension, playing the lovely
but spoiled Chartreuse O'Trigger, a household name.

Angel Status - §500
Possibly inspired by the lyrics to the 1985 glam-rock hit "Angle Baby Doll".
"Ooh my Angle Baby Doll / Flap those wings, don't ever fall / The sun is so
bright it looks like dark / Let's walk our dogs around the park.

Blind Justice Status - §550
A classical sculpture monument to the concept of equal justice for all 
citizens of earth. A quality piece, sure, but you have been wondering lately
if this lady has been peeking out from under that blindfold.

Lottie Cash Statue - §375
Given to Lottie Cash by her parents on her 16th Birthday, this life-sized 
statue exemplifies everything you have ever known about her. It is garish, 
ersatz and impossible to ignore.

Python Statue - §400
Pythons have an eerie effect on people when they seem to be standing upright.
Be thankful this carved out of wood and steel.

3-Card Monte Table - §820
Tired of standing on the wrong side of this tricky deal? Weep no more! Now's 
your chance to get in the game, attract tourists, and make fools of all of 
them. Just make sure you keep it fun, OK?

Throne - §1,100
A precise replica of a 14th century throne used by King Litmus the Ninth. Note
the superior craftsmanship of the carvings and fabrics. And no, it isn't a 

Traffic Light - §300
Do you find personal freedom a dreary burden? Then add a little bureaucratic
regulation to your life with this giant traffic-light! Hang it anywhere! 
Perfect for modifying capricious behaviour of all kinds!

Miss Urbverse Trophy - §250
A Miss Urbverse Trophy cast insturdy plastic and painted with a genuine, 
pyrite derived, faux metal coating. In other words it has SENTIMENTAL value.

Typewriter - §300
Where do you plug this thing in? Where is the screen? Where is the disk drive?
Why is it - But of course! It's manual typewriter! So grab a ream of paper and
start writing your own epic novel.

Wall Mounted Alligator - §560
A cured and stuffed alligator head mounted on a varnished slab of stained 
applewood. And it STILL looks scary.

Wall Mounted Swordfish - §620
A cured and stuffed swordfish head mounted on a varnished slab of stained
maplewood. And it STILL looks mean. 

'98 Adder Bumper - §300
A bumper taken from Luthor's '98 Adder (one of Luthor's first eight cars). 
This hot-rod was famous for its swooshing fin, cramped interior, and
insatiable thrist for gasoline.

Uncle Suede Shizzle's Cane - §200
Uncle Suede always had a flair for flair, and his heavy, gold plated, diamond
encrusted shizzle's cane proves it. Unfortunately, this thing is worth a lot 
less than you might think, and has no practical uses. 

Electro Lamp - §190
Yet another amusing artifact from the recent past. The electro lamp is perhaps
the best example of the late 90's trend to make harmless deocrative objects
appear downright deadly.

Khroniton Reactor - §950
A curious historical artifact, the khroniton reactor was Polly Nomial's first
attempt to harness the kinetic energy of passing time. It didn't work ... but
it makes funny noises. Sometimes. 

Wooden Block - §3
A solid block of soft wood. What mysteries lie within? Whittle away and find 

Decorative Chess Piece - §8
A giant replica of your favourite chess piece. Could there be some 
psychological reason you identify with this particular one?

Chainsaw Chicken - §5
To think that it was a skilled chainsaw that turned this lowly stump into a 
colloquial work of art.

Wooden Cowboy - §20
A lovingly detailed representation of the classic western cowboy, complete 
with his lasso, his 10-gallon hat, and a searching, somber face.

Wooden David - §30
An earlier, warmer version of Michelangelo's classic sculpture. Not quite as
tall, not quite as expensive, but handsome all the same.

Wooden Grizzly - §15
The gnarled and knotted grain of this fine carving imbues the piece a true 
sense of the rugged wildness of real grizzly bears.

Wooden Nymph - §25
Such supple, smooth lines. Such lithe, limp limps. Clearly you have earned a 
rare connection to the subline secrets of another world.

Wooden Potato - §1
Stick a fork in it, because this one's ... wood? A fine piece of 
craftsmanship compared to most accidents.

Rowboat - §10
Row row row your boat, gently down the stream, careful where you whittle next,
you might just burst a seam.

Totem Pole - §12
Like all authentic totem poles, this replica tells an intricate story through 
symbols ... in this case, you find the story of how the pole came to be carved
in the first place.

[6.03] Electronics

Viva Lost Wages Home Casino - §899
Hit the jackpot with the Viva Home Casino. Advances in coin-capture technology
have made it easy to bring the potential for serious fun, serious profits, and
serious coin loss right to your home!

Brahma 5000 Behemoth Computer - §2,500
If there is a faster, more powerful computer out there, only the Government
owns it. Otherwise owners of the Brahma 5000 can rest soundly with dreams of
total bandwidth dominance.

Video Arcade Machine - §1,250
How'd this dive of a bar get the latest "Ultra-Mega-Super-Psycho Hyper Warrior
Gamma 3 Extreme?" But really, who cares?! Pop your money in and play!

Newton's Apple Pinball Machine - §1,600
Before there were bytes and pixels there was psyhics! Chrome plated, steel 
balls bounce of rubber-coated bumpers in a cacophony of noise and light as fun
is had by all.

Sky Diving Machine - §3,875
Originally designed by scientists to test the aerodynamic qualities of falling
fruit, this giant fan generates winds up to 120 miles per hour to give you the
sensation of falling without moving an inch.

Robot Monkey Butler - §3,999
The silicon simiam is a striking simulacrum of a snappy suburbian servent. 
Simply superb!

Robot Vacuum Cleaner - §375
The amazing Foom-Ra! robot vacuum system uses military technology to clean 
your house! Do not open Foom-Ra!, as that will void the warranty and endanger
the species.

String Theory Super System - §1,700
The String Theory Super System uses an entropy logarithm to produce mass
excitations of an audio data string particle with zero initial mass to get you
jumping and jiving.

Zimantz Unity Stereo - §650
An integrated radio, three-disc CD player, and dual cassette deck, the Zimantz
Unity Stereo brings affordable entertainment to people who hate messing with

Monochrome Television - §99
There's something special about your favourate program on a black and white,
low-fidelity, low-defination television - it turns the most insipid show into
abstract art!

Soma Electronics Plasma Television - §2,400
Soma Electronics takes a brave new step towards total sensory emersion
entertainment. Featuring nanopixel technology, the ultra-thin display is
sharper and more colourful than the real world.

Trottco RBG Ultra Television - §500
Another sturdy performer from Trottco, the 27-inch RGB ultra is just the box
is just the box for people hoping to get a television in every room. 
Affordable, stylish and cable-ready!

Skratch N' Spin DJ Starter Pack - §650
Like music? Hate Musicians? Throw your own party and spin the tunes you like
with the Skratch N' Spin DJ Starter Pack.

[6.04] Furniture

Amberson's Magificent Sleigh Bed - §750
Whether your an automobile tycoon or an incorrigble buffoon, this plush bed
will carry you across the snowy plains of sleep in warmth and comfort.

Amberson's Magificent Double Bed - §1,400
Amberson's Magificent Double Bed is the grand patriarch of the Amberson 
Sleigh Bed Line. If this one doesn't send your to bed with tears in your 
eyes, nothing will.

Spartan Special Bed - §275
For those on a tight budget and TIGHT schedule, there is no better model than
the Spartan Special by Cheap Eazzze. Barrack inspired comfort and design.

TykeNyte Bed - §550
Young ones need just as much sleep as adults, but that doesn't need they 
enjoy every second of it. So give kids something colorful and zany to smile
at and sleep on. Give them TykeNyte.

Country Class Chair - §150
A delightful, and some say improbable blend of English country style and mass-
market affordability, the armchair gives down-filled comfort at a modest 

Work-Bunst All Purpose Chair - §80
Work-Bunst has done it again. Comfortably facilitates a variety of seated 
postures, as well as tasks involving standing, professional wrestling, and

Back Slack Recliner Chair - §250
Inspired by sunsets and whale songs, the Back Slack recliner features 
overstuffed, oversized arms and luxorious cushions ... the perfect chair for
sleepy fathers.

Comfy Recliner - §295
Oversized and comfortable, you practically sink into its plush upholestry.

Great Leather Recliner - §595
Large, black and expensive; it just screams decadence!

Plaid Recliner - §700
Visually atrocious, yet strangely hypnotic if stared at for long periods of 

Zebra Recliner - §610
Relax already, it's fake. But oh-so cozy.

Biker Sofa - §50
A ratty, tattered, mess of a sofa, severe but sincere, much like the biker you
will come to know in the next few days. It may smell odd, but it won't let you

Cheap Eazzze Sofa - §180
When you boil it down to the basics, what do you really need from a sofa other
than a long, flat, lateral plane to rest on? Did somebody say Cheap Eazzze? Oh

Country Class Couch - §450
More rustic than romantic, this style offers sturdy arms and a stiff back with
plush downy cushions. The perfect blend of adult comfort and child-proof 

The Wally Whitman Repose Sofa - §1,100
International yet regional. Rare yet affordable. Firm yet yielding. White yet
off-white. These are the beautiful contradictions inherent in the Luxuriare
line, a brand that works as hard as our logic.

Zebra Flax-Fur Sofa - §820
There's something so slimming about black and white stripes that we decided to
smother a sofa with them, modeling it after the beauty of nature's best 
dressed beast.

DTS Wood Countertop - §100
Manufacturer: DTS Service Products Group. Target: Nouveau Riche Niche. Price:
So affordable we must be mad. Aesthetic goal: Soon we will redecorate the 

DTS Wood Countertop with Sink - §200
Countertop, DTS Wood with Sink. If you don't already know how exclusive this
item is, you don't deserve it.

SteriLife Bathroom Countertop - §50
Once upon a time, people had to choose between elegance and anti-septic 
coating, but those days are long gone thanks to the people at SteriLife. 
These counters are durable and feature raised panel cupboards.

SteriLife Bathroom Countertop with Sink - §150
The SteriLife Bathroom Countertop with Sink. Same quality stuff you'd expect
from SteriLife, but with more sink and less countertop.

Pinegulcher Dresser - §175
Machine-cut pine panels and nature's own pine aroma without all that 
bothersome pitch. Our best seller in the Pinegulcher line, this dresser is 
perfect for all your apperal.

Amorous Inc. Love Seat - §620
A traditional love seat with a modern twist. This sofa for two features a 
slightly beveled base beneath two cozy rayon cushions guaranteeing you date
will fall helplessly in your arms. Amorous Inc. puts the V back in love!

Alumimum Card Table - §115
When your house is crowded and the game must go on, look no further than this
alumimum framed card table. Lightweight, yet able to withstand the pounding 
fists of 10 hungry guests, this table suits every need. 

London Mesa Dining Table - §350
Inspired by the flat mesa landforms in America's south-west, this English-
built table may not improve on this naturally occuring landform, but it sure
makes it more useful!

Anywhere End Table - §85
Part of the popular Anywhere line, the Anywhere End Table is usable wherever
flat, compact, elevated surfaces are desired, demanded, or dreamed of.

Celestial Slumber Moon Bed - §1,800
Nothing says nightie-night like the "Celestial Slumber" Moon Bed. Dig the
sleek lines of rocket-ship and revel in the cottony comfort of deep space. 
This bed is out of this world! Available exclusively at Moon Base Zeta.

Seat of Tranquality Crater Chair - §710
When you need to escape the weight of the world, look no further than the
"Seat of Tranquality" Crater Chair. Floating in Zero-G can only match its
weightless comfort. Available exclusively at Moon Base Zeta.

Denizen Cane Bamboo Bed - §1,500
Curiously light, curiously tough, this bamboo bed frame sums up the joy of 
the tropical in a single glance. Comes standard with a mattress woven from
palm leaves,

Denizen Cane Bamboo Chair - §300
The geniuses at Denizen Cane industries have bestowed us with this little 
treasure: A comfortable sturdy Bamboo chair for the office, hom, or 

Denizen Cane Bamboo Recliner - §850
Resting comfortably on the new Bamboo Recliner from the craftspeople at 
Denizen Cane, you'll be convinced you're deep in the arms of paradise, in
your very own Xanadu.

[6.05] Recreation

Max Matewell's Pro-Chess Board - §375
So few rules yet so many emergent possibilities. Chess was the original 
complex system and it still manages to delight and confuse. Play a game and 
raise that logic skill.

Hot-Trot Dance Tiles - §1,365
As every B-Boy and disco queen knows, the first step to fancy moves is a 
smooth, shiny surface. Whatever your style - be it break-dancing, disco, tango
or pogo - this is where the spinning begins.

Dilly Taunt's Portable Easel Kit - §290
You don't need to know to know how to paint to enjoy painting ... you just
need to think you know how to paint to enjoy other people admiring you for 
attempting to paint.

Free Weight Set - §350
Since time immemorial, free-weights have been the preferred method of weight-
training. Freedom of movement allows for more natural development than 
machines and protein supplements can yield.

Offender Guitar and Amplifer - §600
Ask any guitarist and they'll tell you that the Offender line of guitars is
the only choice for rock and rollers who aren't afraid of giving fans a dose
of anger, sweat and tinnitus.

GalleLayman Backyard Telescope - §999
Impeccable optical imaging yields heavenly optical results. You won't be 
discovering new planets with is baby, but you might settle the Martian 
question once and for all.

[6.06] Utilities

The Savvy Shower - §230
The tiles are Moroccan, the shower head is Polish, and the grout was made in
the U S of A. Without damaging your wallet, this shower makes a 
cosmopolitian out of all who wash here.

SaniQueen Luxury Shower - §1,500
Lavish expense and garish detailing accent SaniQueen's entry into the luxury
shower line.

Mr. Andersonville Sink - §105
This standing, porcelain sink replicates the elegant lines and curves found
in the furniture of the British Victorian era. Finally, you don't have to be
an aristocrat to wash behind our ears in style. 

Hanging Telephone - §75
A cute, almond-tinted telephone with 25 quick-dial memory banks, mute, redial
and volume control. Call your parents, they miss you!

HygeiaOmatic Toilet - §120
Just the basic; no frills, no spills. The HygeiaOmatic Toilet is all you'll 
ever need to satisfy your fundamental urges. Available with optional puffy-
seat for unexpectedly cold nights.

Pee-K-Boo Mfc. Toilet - §380
A century of public toilet technology in a single stall. Fabricated from 
solid phenolic resin, each shell is quintuple coated with an antiseptic, anti-
graffiti enamel to ensure a hygienic experience.

The Mix Whizzard - §250
The Miz Whizzard makes mixing easy. Simply fill the mixer with three 
ingredients and push the big button. Volia! In seconds you have something
to toss in the oven. Let's hope you're a good cook.

The Mix Whizzard De-Lux - §750
The Mix Whizzard De-Lux makes more reliable mixes that its cousin. Simply fill
the mixer with three ingredients and push the big button. Volia! In seconds
you have something to toss in the oven. Let's hope you're a good cook.

Woodcarving Table - §100
The last thing you want when whittling away at your masterpiece is a table 
made of the same material as your subject. Thats why we use high strength
Plethlar fiber in this special table made specifically for artists. 

Craftmaestro Pro Bench - §950
For those who can top-notch craftsmanship, the Craftmaestro Pro Bench is the
ultimate carpenter's playpen. If it were any bigger, you'd need a business
license just to own it.

Craftmaestro Mini Bench - §100
Perfect for people who don't know a spanner from a hammer, the Craftmaestro
Mini Bench is compact and easy to store. Easy to ignore too, if you still
aren't into woodworking yet.

[7.01] Squeegee Clean

Squeegee Clean is a game that you have to wipe bird dung/poo/crap off the 
windows of the King Tower. There are 3 levels. The first level will have not
many birds so that you can warm up. The second level will have a start of more
birds doing their business. The third level is insane. It is really hard not
to get hit by the birdie business at least once.

Location: Floor 5 [Roof] of King Tower
Time: 5am to 7pm

[7.02] Hoopz

Hoopz is a game that you have to play basketball to earn money. That is sad 
but is the only source of income in the beginning of the game. All you have to
do is to make both of the circles, the black one and the basketball in the 
centre to make your character to shoot into the hoop. Once you get 3 hoops in
a row, you get a special Simolean ball. Once you sink that one in, you get a 

Location: On top of the Jail
Time: 5am to 5pm

[7.03] Dr Max Stat!

Dr Max Stat is where you help the bored doctor operate on lawn gnomes. I know,
we should feel sorry for the poor gnomes. You will be shown a sequence on 
the top of the screen, near the money made. You have to make the sequence in
order with the one shown above. You can only go on adjacent squares, squares 
next to one another. They can not be diagonal. You can only use one block once
and no more.

Location: Minipolis Hospital
Time: 6am to 11pm

[7.04] Comic Explosion

Comic Explosion is the game that you have to tell corny jokes to make money. 
The more jokes you make, the more money you make. Stand near the microphone
and the mouth bar will fill with teeth. Once it is full, you tell a joke and
make money. Once you move away from it, the teeth start going away. If you get
hit by a tomato, you lose time washing it off and flowers increase your time 
on the stage.

Location: Pizza Shop
Time: 6pm to 2am

[7.05] Motocross Mayhem

Motocross Mayhem is the game where you have to drive a bike around 4 times. 
The better your rank, the more money you make. To make better your racing, 
you can talk to the guy near your bike and pay for an upgrade. They are 
expensive however. You can use weapons by pressing L and R and you can get a
nitro boost by holding down B. A is used to move forward.

Location: Chopper Garage
Time: 9am to 6pm

[7.06] Moogoo Monkey

Moogoo Monkey is a game that you play in a casino. You play fruit (your bets)
under a monkey. Then you play a card with a number. The colour of the card 
will be placed under that coloured monkey. The lowest card number will be
removed after each monkey has a card. The aim is to keep the monkey with your
fruit under it to survive. The more fruit you have remaining after 3 rounds
will be calculated to your money received.

Location: Olde Salty's Boat
Time: 4pm to 2am

[7.07] Yar Hey! Bombard!

Yar Hey! Bombard! is a bumper boat style game. You have 3 health and your 
object is to make the other contestants hit the alligators while you avoid 
them. The play remaining after all the other 3 contestants have lost all their
health is the winner. The other 3 get even money. You knock the other players
into the alligators by ramming them at high speeds.

Location: Minipolis Wharf, near the boat
Time: 9am to 5pm

[7.08] Soul Music

Soul Music is a game that you have to follow the red man. Look at what buttons
he presses and when it is your turn, you also press those buttons. This will
make the music. The more music you get correct, the more money you make. Think
of this game as Simon says on GBA by pressing buttons. Simple.

Location: Outside the Dark Tree, Bayou
Time: Midnight to 8am

[7.09] Spelling Bee

Spelling Bee is a secret minigame. You have to have 10 Rep with the Nerdies.
All you have to do is to press A or B to say if the word is correct or not.

Location: Clubhouse
Time: 24/7

[8.01] Housing

There are houses for sale in the city of Minipolis. Green signs that have a
house on them show that the house is able to be brought. Once you buy the
house, you have to pay bills weekly and you have to pay a one off deposit on
the house. The houses you can by are

Small Brownstone
Deposit: §150
Rent p/w: §175

Large Brownstone
Deposit: §200
Rent p/w: §195

Deposit: §1,000
Rent p/w: §475

First Mate's Quarters
Deposit: §1,350
Rent p/w: §435

City Apartment
Deposit: §3,500
Rent p/w: §800

Skyline Penthouse
Deposit: §6,500
Rent p/w: §999

You can also upgrade you house in the utilities board. In the Brownhouses, 
the boards on in the first room left. The Townhouse is upstairs. The Steamboat
is also on the first floor. The Apartment is in the northern area. In the 
Penthouse the utilities board is upstairs.

Baseboard Heating - §0

Central Heating - §600
Lowers bill by 20%

Double Pane Windows - §2,000
Lowers bill by 40%

Mild - §0

Stylin' - §750
Others feel vibes 15% more

Groovy - §1,500
Others feel vibes 40% more

*Security System*
No Security - §0

Burglar Alarm - §250
Decrease robbers by 50%

Nite-Ninja Security - §1,500
Never get robbed

*Fire Alarm*
No Fire Alarm - §0

Smoke Detector - §50
When there is a fire, automatically calls Fire Department

Halon Suppression System - §500
When there is a fire, puts itself out

[8.02] Places of Interest

This carnival holds many attractions.

At certain times, Heidi Shadows can be found here

There is a slot game, gamble for §10

You can play Derby for §10

You can play Cups for §10

You can play Darts for §10

There is a pet store where you can buy pets

*Cinema d'Urbania*
Cinema d'Urbania is open between 11:00am and 3:00am

It Sells: 
Jumbo Combo - §35
A good old fashioned jumbo hot dog, crispy fries and a large soda. Football
tickets are not included

Chocolate Ice Cream - §20
A heaping bowl of chocolate ice cream. Always a treat, forever a classic.

Mega-Bucket of Popcorn - §20
One handful of this and you can feel your arteries harden. So scarfing down 
the entire bucket is probably a health risk.

Barrel o' Soda - §20
A hefty barrel of 100 percent natural root beer. Good thing root beer doesn't
have caffeine ... you'd be awake for months.

*Glasstown Megamall*
Glasstown Megamall is open between 10:00am and 8:00pm

Glasstown Megamall has four sections.

On the first floor, there is a furniture seller and an appliances seller.
The second floor has a electronics seller and a utilities sellers.

*Club Zizzle (Glasstown)*
Club Zizzle is where you can exchange your Zizzles beads for Zizzles, which
can help you in the game. Also, you can enter the club with the password 
Bucket. You can go to the other side of town from this club. It has a 
vending machine and is a very popular place for the socialites.

The Clubhouse is where you can access after you have 10 rep with a group and
get their keys.

*King Tower*
This is the massive building of the game.

The Basement is Misty Water's gym.
There are toilets here, as well as exercise equipment here.

The Lobby
The lobby has a vending machine and thats it

Law Office (2F)
This office has Lily Gate's office and a TV, nothing special

Executive Office (3F)
This is Daddy Bigbuck's office, again nothing special

Skyline Penthouse (4F)
This is the best house in the game, and you can live here

Roof (5F)
This is where you can play Squeegee Clean and travel back in time.

You can travel to 
November 29, 1984 - Quite Wonky, NES Graphics. 
Present Day - Back to normal
1,000,000  BC - Instantly go back as there are bad things
December 2, 2003 - Back to Uncle Hayseed and you fixing the tractor!
3798 AD - Cave looking place, You'll go back
December 31, 1870 - Stop Daddy B.

*Coffee Shop*
This cafe has the ability to link with another GBA and shop online.

It sells:

Cup o' Jay - §16
An aromatic cup of black coffee with a dash of cardamom and coriander.

Cup o' Joe - §8
A regular cup of dark black coffee. Enjoy, but stay near a toilet.

Cup o' Kev - §12
A rich cup of black coffee with a shot of chocolate mint syrup.

Cup o' Les - §14
A steaming cup of black coffee with an extra blast of chicory root.

*City Apartment*
This apartment is the basic living quarters after you can enter Glasstown.

There are quite a few attractions here.

You can sell:

Pile of Trash
This is a foul, putrid, rank and surprisingly fascinating pile of trash

Aluminum Cans
These are aluminum cans people didn't recycle ... shame on them! But you can
cash them in for a few extra Simoleons.

License Plate
One of the many license plates manufactured right here in Miniopolis, back
when the prison doubled as a factory.

Nuclear Fuel Rods
For some reason, these nuclear fuel rods are laying around Miniopolis. Though
some types of radiation make you sick, in this game the radiation is quite 

Three-Eyed Bog Frog
You can find these strange frogs all over the wetter parts of Miniopolis. 
Three Eyes? Yikes! What are they putting in the water out there?

Also, if you get arrested, there is a TV, toilet, shower, food and rest for
you. And on the top, you can pay Hoopz.

*Miniopolis Chronicle*
Miniopolis Chronicle is open between 7:00am and 10:00pm

Inside there is a bulletin board for some never changing news and a computer 
for work.

*Miniopolis Hospital*
This hospital is where you can find the Dr. Max Stat game. There is a vending
machine here for food, a bed for rest and thats about it.

*Miniopolis University*
This University is open at 6:00am to 9:00pm

You can study Cooking, Creativity, Logic and Mechanical here. The price you
have to pay is determined by the level your skills are at. 

*Large Brownstone*
The large brownstone will be the alternative to live in to start off.

*Small Brownstone*
The most basic house you can live in.

*Comedy Club*
The Comedy Club is open between 10:00am and 2:00am

It Sells:

Corny Dawg - §15
Dipped in batter and baked until it's brown and crispy, the corny dawg is a

Cheesy Pizza - §20
A basic slice of cheese pizza for those who want portable taste without a lot
of filler.

Slice o' Heaven Pizza - §30
This is food that must be believed to be seen. One bite will send you to your
knees in a reverie of devotional bliss.

Tub o' Soda - §5
Any bigger container than this and you'd need to back a truck into the 
restaurant to carry this cola around.

Also, there comedy club game is found here. There are toilets and games here.

*Street Peddlar*
The street peddlar is outside the comedy club. The peddlar sells you items
that you can give to other people as gifts at low prices.

*Club Zizzle (Urbania)*
Club Zizzle is where you can exchange your Zizzles beads for Zizzles, which
can help you in the game. Also, you can enter the club with the password 
Bucket. You can go to the other side of town from this club. It has a 
vending machine and is a very popular place for the socialites.

*Second Looks Thrift Emporium*
This shop will form the basic of your furniture early in the game. It will
sell cheap furniture you can afford. You can change your clothes here and
there is a mirror.

*Chopper Garage*
The chopper garage is where you can play Motocross Mayhem, where you race on
your bike. You can modify your bike by pressing A on the guy next to the 

*Urbania Park*
Urbania Park is where you can find some food or groceries on the floor. There
is a grill here if you need some food.

*Crawfish Shack*
Crawfish Shack is open between 7:00am and 10:00pm

It sells:

Beans n' Rice - §15
A spicy bowl of beans n' rice. A simple meal for simple times

Grilled Catfish - §25
Grilled to perfection and seasoned with lemon, this is some tasty catfish.

Fresh Cornbread - §12
Moist and fresh, this cornbread is a sweet and hearty snack.

Jumbo Jerk Gumbo - §20
Two great tastes that taste wild together: Traditional jerk spices in a funky,
chunky gumbo stew

It also has some seats and toilets for your pleasure.

*Fortune Teller Shop*
Fortune Teller Shop is open between 6:00am to 12:00pm

The only thing of interest here is the fortune table with increases the green
bar on your motives.

*Epoch Museum*
Epoch Museum is only open between 10:00am and 6:00pm

Epoch Museum sells some stuff on the lower floor. On the upper floors, you can
donate exhabits for the public to earn a part of the money.

*Farmer's Market*
The farmer's market has three shops

Baker's Dozen sells:

The Mixer - §250
Chocolate - §30
Flour - §5
Nuts - §10
Sugar - §10
Vanilla - §15

Carver's Corner Sells:
Mini-Bench - §100
Pro-Bench - §950

Elm Wood - §25
A soft block of lovely elm perfect for carving

Oak Wood - §50
A fine block of hard oak perfect for carving

Teak Wood - §75
A tough block of tropical teak perfect for carving

The Wood not Sold are:

Redwood Wood - §30
A sturdy block of mighty redwood perfect for carving

Petrified Wood - §60
A solid block of petrified wood, rather difficult to carve

The Bayou Bazaar sells furniture and items. 

*Pet Guy*
The Pet Guy is found outside the Crawfish Shack. They sell pets for your 

The townhouse is a two storey building that you can rent to live in.

*Zeke's Zydeco Club*
Zeke's Zydeco Club is open between 12:00pm and 3:00am

It Sells: 

Bayou Bubbly - §30
A bubbly, emerald-green concoction containing the juice of over 12 different
fruits, vegetables and grains. Rich and hearty, though not necessarily 
scrumptious, this drink has a small but dedicated following.

Caramel Coffee - §35
One steaming cup of Caramel Coffee will kick you in the pants and get you

Swamp Juicy - §9
Don't let the name keep you away! Swamp juice is a refreshing combination of
watermelon and cranbery juice thickened with 100 percent organic rice milk and
honey. Dee-lish!

Zydeco Zowee - §12
Equal parts pink lemonade and tart grapefruit put the zing in the Zydeco Zowee
a summertime drink that helps you beat the heat.

*Cafe Multiplaya*
This cafe has the ability to link with another GBA and shop online.

It sells:

Cup o' Jay - §16
An aromatic cup of black coffee with a dash of cardamom and coriander.

Cup o' Joe - §8
A regular cup of dark black coffee. Enjoy, but stay near a toilet.

Cup o' Kev - §12
A rich cup of black coffee with a shot of chocolate mint syrup.

Cup o' Les - §14
A steaming cup of black coffee with an extra blast of chicory root.

The cementry is where you can access the Bayou later in the game. Also many
frogs and nuclear rods and be found here.

The Riverboat is on the wharf. It sells:

Great Gravy Fries - §10
Thick chunks of hand cut potatoes, fried and slathered with a goopy layer of
rich gravy

Da Slam-Burger - §15
Da Slam-Burger is a hamburger fixed up with a touch of every taste: onions, 
tomatoes, avocado, bacon and blue cheese.

Mango Mambo Smoothie - §5
Bursting with Vitamin C, this thick mango smoothie is probably your best 
defense against germs ... apart from soap and hot water.

Fruit Squeezee - §7
Slurp down a zippy fruit squeezee loaded with real orange and carrot juice, 
and fortified with 15 vitamins and minerals.

It also has the game Moogoo Monkey on the first level and the house on the
second level

*Paradise Island*

Paradise Island is only accessable via the fanboat. The shop has some items
and there are some lemons for you to pick up.

The Paradise Island Shop

Giant Tiki Head - §450
Denizen Cane Bamboo Bed - §1,500
Denizen Cane Bamboo Chair - §300
Denizen Cane Bamboo Recliner - §800

*Bayou Shack*
The Bayou Shack is where the two bayou brothers live. Outside is a grill and
there are toilets and showers inside.

[9.01] Recipes

To cook, you must have the ingredients, a mixer and an oven. Use the mixer and
mix the ingredients up. Then bake the mix in the oven. The higher your cooking
skill, the better the chances of success.

*Apple Pie*
Need: 1 Apple, 1 Flour and 1 Sugar

Piping hot and oven fresh, this delicious pie is loaded with chunks of apple
and generous spoonfuls of cinnamon.

*Apple Strudel*
Need: 1 Apple, 1 Nut and 1 Sugar

A dense, rich strudel with hefty chunks of apple and handfuls of cinnamon and

*Birthday Cupcake*
Need: 1 Vanilla, 1 Sugar and 1 Flour

A delicious cupcake for those celebrating birthdays for cheering up bad days.

*Biscotti Chocolate*
Need: 1 Nut, 1 Chocolate and 1 Flour

Designed for coffee dunking, this crumbly biscotti combines sweet chocolate
and bitter almonds in one delicious treat.

*Caramel Apples*
Need: 1 Apple, 1 Sugar and 1 Vanilla

Doused in a gooey, glucose rich caramel, these apples are the perfect antidote
for a dull day.

*Chocolate Cake*
Need: 1 Chocolate, 1 Sugar, and 1 Flour

A simple, tasty and sweet chocolate cake layered with nearly one pound of 
rich frosting.

*Chocolate Decadence*
Need: 2 Chocolate and 1 Flour

As far as Chocolate Decadence cake goes, it doesn't get much denser and richer
than this.

*Cocoa Apple Cake*
Need: 1 Apple, 1 Chocolate and 1 Nut

A strange and delightful new recipe imported from SimValley, take our word for
it; this is the next big thing.

*Fudge Brownies*
Need: 2 Chocolate and 1 Nut

Soft and chewy chocolate fudge brownies ... much better than your mom ever

*Giant Chocolate Bunny*
Need: 3 Chocolate

Why does chocolate taste so much better in the shape of cute animals? Only 
your psychiatrist knows for sure.

*Glazed Fruit Salad*
Need: 1 Apple, 1 Strawberry and 1 Lemon

A fresh, sweet snack, this glazed fruit salad is perfect for picnics and 

*Lemon Meringue Pie*
Need: 1 Lemon and 2 Sugar

Lemon Meringue Pies are so easy to love and even easier to bungle, but this
one looks sweet, creamy and absolutely perfect.

*Lemon Pudding*
Need: 2 Lemon, 1 Sugar

It's not often that you find a lemon pudding on the menu, but this batch is a
creamy delight.

*Lemon Tart*
Need: 1 Lemon, 1 Sugar and 1 Vanilla

This lemon tart has a crumbly crust and a tangy taste worth swooning for.

*Low-Carb Chocolate Cake*
Need: 2 Chocolate and 1 Sugar

For those who like fab with their food, this flourless, lob-carb, chocolate 
cake is dense and delectable.

*Pecan Pie*
Need: 1 Nut, 1 Sugar and 1 Flour

A piquant, piping hot pecan pie perfect for premeditated parties.

*Red Velvet Cake*
Need: 1 Vanilla, 1 Strawberry and 1 Chocolate

Let's hope you aren't allergic to red dye, because this red velvet cake is 
worth every decadent second.

*Strawberry Shortcake*
Need: 1 Strawberry, 1 Sugar and 1 Flour

Moist sponge cake, sweet cream, and juciy strawberries combine miraculously 
to make this summertime favourite.

*Strawberry Tiramisu*
Need: 1 Strawberry, 1 Vanilla and 1 Flour

An exciting update of a classic recipe, this strawberry tiramisu is five times
sweeter and ten times more decadent than the legally allowed limit.

*Sugar Cookies*
Need: 2 Sugar and 1 Flour

Warm and soft on the inside with a slight crisp crunch on the outside. These
cookies are the epitome of simple pleasure.

*Vanilla Swirl Tart*
Need: 1 Chocolate, 1 Vanilla and 1 Sugar

A sweet and scrumptious with thick stripes of vanilla and sugar.

[9.02] Ingredients

Note that all ingredients are found in twos or pairs

Location: Found in Urbania Park and near the Chopper Garage

A ripe Red Delicious Apple, suitable for eating, cooking, or dropping on the
head of a thoughtful physicist.

Location: In Farmers Marker for §30

A hefty chunk of extra-rich, ultra-creamy baking chocolate. Careful dude ... 
you don't eat this stuff plain.

Location: In Farmers Market for §5

Sifted and measured, this is the finist quality baking flour you'll find this
side of the industrial age.

Location: On Paradise Island

When life gives you lemons ... go buy lemonade, and use the fruit for 
something sweeter and yummier.

Location: In Farmers Market for §10

An assortment of pecans, almonds, peanuts and hazelnuts. If you need just one
type, start picking. 

Location: In Urbania Park, on the middle shrub. Bayou

Fresh strawberries bursting with sweet flavour, grown here on the sticky 
streets of Minipolis.

Location: In Farmers Market for §10

Raw, pure cane sugar imported from Paradise Island

Location: In Farmers Market for §15

Pure vanilla, fresh from the vine and ready to be squeeze. (Psst, Just use 
the beans.)

[10.01] Hints

* Carving objects can make a lot of money
* Baking objects can make a lot of money
* Recycling Things make some money
* The Best Burglar Alarm stops all thieves
* In later stages, decreasing bills by 40% is about §400 savings

[10.02] Hiding Places

Get 100 Relationship with these people and they will give you a brand new
place to do stuff

Detective Mann: In the prison, there is a poster. You will be able to go 
                through and go to the Bayou

Ewan Matahmee: Pass the Yar Har! Bombard! sign is a place for you to live

Phoebe Twiddle: In Glasstown, outside Club Xizzle is a trashcan, you can go in

Giuseppi Mezzoalto: You can go in the old school bus

Theresa Bullhorn: You can access the movie projection room

Magic Lamp: A free bed and toilet and is portable!

[10.03] Heidi Shadows

Heidi Shadows is the cheat ninja, a helper in the game. There are many places
for Heidi to appear.

Everyday in the Top of the Carnival 2am to 3am
Sometimes in the passage leading into the Bayou
Going back in Time

She Sells

Rosebud - §100
A flavorful and fragrant smoothie made from a single red rose. Classic cheat,
classic taste.

Silver-Tongue Berry Smoothie - §999
The rare berry in this smoothie grows on the Silver Tongue Tree, which once
sprouted on the beach after the Great Starfish Attack of 1997.

Gourmet Berry Smoothie - §999
This smoothie is said to contain the most exquisite and exotic nutrients known
to mankind.

Clock Berry Smoothie - §999
If you pour this smoothie in your ear, you can hear the tick-tock of a clock.

Buff Berry Smoothie - §999
This smoothie contains more protein and vitamins than a field of cows.

Mind Berry Smoothie - §999
The berry in this smoothie was genetically engineered at VirtuChem labs 
before the Government found out and shut down the program.

DaVinci Berry Smoothie - §999
It is said that famous artists drank smoothies like this just prior to 
painting masterpieces

Piece of Paper - §999
A slip of paper. Odd, isn't it? If you look at it closely, in scratchy
handwriting it reads: "BUCKET" And don't forget, 1 Strawberry, 1 Vanilla, 1
Flour makes for a tasty treat.

[11.01] The Cast

Bayou Boo
Boo is one of your strong, slient types - a gentle man with a mind running 
riot with fanciful ideas

Berkeley Clodd
If you think Berkeley is a model of human honesty and decency, he's got some
swamp land to sell to you

Cannonball Coleman
There is no sweet sound than Mr. Coleman's sax playing. He's an artist, 
through and through

Crawdad Clem
Clem is the more talkative of the two bayou brothers, though they share an 
insatiable thrist for invention

A fashionista from out of town, Crystal has come to Minipolis to check out the
scene and steal some good ideas

Daddy Bigbucks
Most people call him Daddy B. It's the only resistance possible against this
miser and his money

Darius uses his size and his cool composure to stop fights before they begin.
A good guy to have in your corner

Det. Dan D. Mann
Detective Mann is a no-nonsence cop with a nose for facts and figures. He's
kind but a little humorless

Dusty Hogg
Dusty has a mean streak longer than his patience, but if can prove you're 
tough, he just might like you

Ephram Earl
Driven to near madness by two centuries of lonely wanderings. Ephram is a 
ghost looking for some rest

Ewan Watahmee
Ewan is a builder for whom every project, no matter how minor, is an 
opportunity for artistic enlightenment

Giuseppi Mezzoalto
Since moving here from SimValley, Giuseppi has ditched his black-market 
dealings. Now he's just a shady guy. 

Gramma Hattie
Outspoken firebrand and social activist, Gramma Hattie gets more done in a
days than you could in three lives

Harlan King
Kind, doddering Harlan King is your old boss. Just where he disappeared to, no
one can say

Kris Thistle
Kris is a smart and sassy dreamer, currently working as King Tower's lead

Lily Gates
Lily is Daddy B's attorney and business partner. She means well but is a 
terrible judge of character

Lincoln Broadsheet
If there is a conspiracy to unearth, you can bet that local journalist, 
Lincoln Broadsheet is there, shovel in hand

Lottie Cash
Lottie's move to the big city has shown her things her mother and step-father
never taught her ... like how to work

Luthor L. Bigbucks
Luthor is the handsome, talented and arrogant son of Daddy Bigbucks. Easy to
hate but impossible to ignore

Mambo Loa
Mystic Sage Mambo Loa always has some wisdom to share with the aimless 
traveler in times of great confusion

Maximillian Moore
Dr. Moore is the handsome hyperchondriac in charge of Minipolis University's
Medicial Center. Approach with gloves

Misty Waters
One-time lifeguard, Misty Waters is a fitness guru and manager of King Tower's
state-of-the-art fitness center

Olde Salty
Sunshine, open ocean and briny saltwater have warped dear Olde Salty into a 
confused and crazy ex-captain

Phoebe Twiddle
Erstwhile SimValley kick-nack maven Phoebe Twiddle has come to Minipolis to 
ply her trade and sell her swesome junk

Polly Normal
Research assistant and think-tank pundit, Polly Normal is your geeky, 
pretentious and nauseatingly brillant

Pritchard Locksley
Pritchard is a actor temporarily waiting tables in a restaurant outside 
Minipolis. Or is it the other way around?

Roxanna Moxie
You'd be hard-pressed to find another person as talented, fearless, and crazy
as this local carnie, Roxanna Moxie

Sue Pirnova
Sue Prinova is a college student struggling to find her path. This year, she's
majoring physics. What will next year bring?

Theresa Bullhorn
Once an actor, now a part-time director and manager of the cinema, Theresa is
100 percent old school class

[11.02] Housewarming Gifts

Bayou Boo             - Python Statue
Berkeley Clodd        - 3-Card Monte Status 
Cannonball Coleman    - Music Stand
Crawdad Clem          - Wall Mounted Alligator
Crystal               - Magic Lamp 
Daddy Bigbucks        - Key to the City
Darius                - Uncle Suede Shizzle's Cane
Det. Dan D. Mann      - Safe
Dusty Hogg            - Burning Spoke Sign
Eprham Earl           - Angel Status
Ewan Matahmee         - Traffic Light
Giuseppi Mezzoalto    - Orange Pedestal
Gramma Hattie         - Soap Box
Harlan King           - Throne
Kris Thistle          - Golden Mop Award
Lily Gates            - Blind Justice Statue
Lincoln Boardsheet    - Typewriter
Lottie Cash           - Lottie Cash Status
Luthor L. Bigbucks    - '98 Adder Bumper
Mambo Loa             - Voodoo Dan Doll
Maximillian Moore     - Periodic Table of Elements
Misty Waters          - Miss Urbverse Trophy
Olde Salty            - Wall Mounted Swordfish
Phoebe Twiddle        - Lawn Flagingo
Polly Normal          - Khroniton Reactor
Pritchard Locksley    - Comedy & Tragedy
Roxanna Moxie         - Flaming Hoop
Sue Pirnova           - Velocirooster Skeleton
Theresa Bullhorn      - Movie Standee

[12.01] Q&A

Q. If I sell the Clubhouse keys, can I go back in?
A. Yes you can

Q. Can you tell me where I can find the Rom?
A. No, so don't even think about it

Q. How do I get into the Clubhouse?
A. Stupid Kid, all you have to do is to get 10 Rep with a certain group

Q. Where do I find trash?
A. Its all over the floor, but after a certain period of time, the trash will

Q. How do I buy items from the catalog?
A. You can't

Q. How do I empty my pockets?
A. You place them down

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