100 Lobster BlisqueDestroy the crab behind the curtain
15 Shop Til They DropUpgrade Crypto in the Pox Mart at a saucer landing zone
15 Pimp My RaidUpgrade your saucer in the Pox Mart at a saucer landing zone
15 Re-Return of the Clone of the Invasion II-2Re-visit a mission in the Holopoxdeck at a saucer landing zone
15 Mash MachineAccelerate Brain Extract, Body Snatch, Transmog or Drain by mashing that button like you mean it
15 Hidden Human Hive HarvestUse your saucer's weapons to scare human cattle out of their hidden hives on each map
15 Perfect ProbulatorScore three perfectly-timed Anal Probes in a row
15 Ducks in a Row, Fish in a BarrelLine up three humans with the Dislocator and send them sprawling
15 Furon FashionTry out a new look for Crypto in the Cloning Chamber
15 Earthly PleasuresRifle through your Furonigami collection
15 DustedOutrun Blisk Spores with S.K.A.T.E.
15 Rock of the BayInvade Bay City
15 Lie Back and Think of AlbionInvade Albion
15 I Look Up As I Walk to TakoshimaInvade Takoshima
15 The Irony of Fate, or Enjoy Your Tunguska!Invade Tunguska
15 Fly Me to the Moon BaseInvade Solaris
15 Bodied SattvaDestroy a tool in Bay City
15 Freshly SqueezedDestroy a dastardly double agent in Albion
15 Die NastyDestroy a majestic presence in Albion
15 DeincarnatedDestroy a washed-up scammer in Takoshima
15 ScuttledDestroy an old foe in Tunguskan ship-to-ship battle
15 YettisonedDestroy a crusty old cryptid in Tunguska
15 Cult FollowingComplete your first steps on the Path of the Sacred Crotch
15 Forbidden DonutThrow a cop through a donut with PK
15 Albion Bridge Is for Falling DownDrop a human from the top of Albion Bridge by cancelling PK
15 Ouch of Body ExperienceKill a reincarnated guru with his own body
15 If You Know What I MeanS.K.A.T.E. up the road to Coit Tower without interruption
15 To Russia With LoveS.K.A.T.E. from Parliament to the Russian embassy without interruption
15 Path of the FuronS.K.A.T.E. from the temple gates through the park to Takoshima City without interruption
15 Trans-Siberian ExpressS.K.A.T.E. from the landing zone near Tarkovskoye along the tracks to the East without interruption
15 Steezy Down the SpineS.K.A.T.E. from the Blisk dome to the base's entrance without interruption
30 UpgreatestUse a Furotech Reactor to purchase a capstone upgrade in the Pox Mart
30 KaijuicedDestroy a familiar-looking monster in Takoshima
30 Toilet BreakDemolish a public toilet on each map
30 Arkvoodle DoodleSummon Arkvoodle and take hold of his vibrating super-weapon
30 Transmitting From Sol-3Phone home
30 Higher Than the Futen ZokuAscend Takoshima Tower
30 PK Slam DunkFind the hidden basketball on the moon and score a hoop with PK Slam
30 Against All OddsComplete all odd jobs
30 Arty FactsCollect all Alien Artifacts
30 Gotta Catch All the Pop ArtCollect all posters
30 This Is Earth RadioCollect all songs
30 Ultimate SmoothieUnlock all Gene Blender upgrades
90 The Optional MandateComplete all optional mission objectives (use the Holopoxdeck if you have to)
