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Achievements for Desert Child

There are 23 Achievements for Desert Child worth 1000 points
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1 Root Vegetables
Beat the game.
 
10 Nice
Have 69% hunger.
 
10 Smarter than smoking
Never buy cigarettes.
 
10 The absolute madman
Equip more than 30 power cells to a bike.
 
10 World's fastest pizza
Take a pizza delivery job.
 
10 Aquaman talks to water, not fish
Buy fish from the fishermen.
 
10 C.R.E.A.M
Phone mom for a loan.
 
10 I'm the Lebanese Rambo!
Eat a snack pack without throwing up.
 
100 Vicious
Fend off the police without being shot.
 
100 Two baboons at once
Destroy two enemies at the same time.
 
100 This is real fun
Chill for over an hour.
 
25 Good morning video games
Start a new game plus.
 
25 Mr. Bean
Eat 5 bean types.
 
30 The Martian is a bad movie
Survive a full month on Mars.
 
50 Is it this good every week?
Have a bad trip. Race on 4 stacks of strange beans.
 
50 Tony Jones
Buy every newspaper.
 
50 Old
Have over $9000
 
50 Moriyama-san
Complete your record collection.
 
50 Well...this is low
Successfully rob a bike on the street.
 
74 The stones on this guy
Attempt to race with over 75% damage and hunger.
 
75 1991
Collect all secret tapes.
 
75 Hello, this is Pablo
Achieve max notoriety, the rank of Pablo Escobar.
 
75 Bean Machine
Eat all the bean types.