0 1.21 GigawattsCause 121 damage with an energy weapon.
0 16 CandlesBurn enemies 16 times in one battle.
0 A Crummy CommercialUse the decoder ring.
0 A Friend IndeedHook Sarah up with Matt Conroy.
0 A Real HeroComplete 6 different episodes.
0 Absolutely Nothing!Scratch the cardboard box sticker.
0 AlbertEat 1,000 food items.
0 All Valley Karate ChampCrane kick Billy.
0 Ask Your ParentsSpend $1,000 on 900 numbers.
0 BADGES!?Win a fight without scratching any stickers.
0 Better Off DeadDie 100 times.
0 Bully The BullyForce Blake to go on a date with Sarah.
0 Charged With BatteryTry all three charging methods.
0 Chester CopperpotGet 100 exploration bonuses.
0 CommanderDefeat Wave 15 of Endless Battle.
0 Cool But CrudeFlood Ben's porta-potty.
0 DeflectiveDeflect 50 projectiles.
0 Does MachinesDestroy 100 Sphere Bots.
0 Dreams Come TrueFlush all the school pets down the toilet.
0 Electric SlideGet a righteous rating on a weapon slider 10 times.
0 Everybody Hates ChrisHook Sarah up with Chris Rock.
0 Feared By EvilComplete 4 different episodes.
0 Feeling RandyHook Sarah up with Randy Greenback.
0 Fighting the Frizzies at ElevenWin a battle against the Frizzies.
0 Goonies Never DieBeat an entire episode without dying.
0 GordonGet rich! (Have over $100,000)
0 Hood GenociderDefeat 1985 hood soldiers.
0 Hot DogSend taco flying after knocking Skeleboar off of him.
0 I Got Your NumberYou called Jenny for a good time.
0 I'd Buy That For A DollarBuy 50 items from vending machines.
0 It's StickyCollect all 128 Scratch N' Sniff Stickers.
0 Jump StreetReach level 21.
0 Jurk MurdererCollect dinner for a friend.
0 LackeyDefeat Wave 10 of Endless Battle.
0 Lead the TeamStop the HOOD forces in Shadow Valley.
0 Loved By GoodComplete 2 different episodes.
0 LundgrenWin 100 battles.
0 May's ReportDon't destroy the gruel in Episode 2.
0 Mess With The Bull...Decide to fight Bertha for Bobby Jett.
0 MinionDefeat Wave 5 of Endless Battle.
0 Mirror, MirrorDefeat Evil Marty.
0 No Guts No GloryHelp a student flush his toots.
0 NorrisWin 5000 battles.
0 Nothing's Gonna Stand In Our WayWin an impossible battle.
0 Number Five Is AliveReach level 5.
0 OutatimeScratch all five stickers before battle.
0 Party DudeDrain Ben's porta-potty.
0 Perfect StrangerGet a triple S ranking in battle.
0 Punch-OutDefeat an enemy with a critical punch.
0 RcRoll'dFind and open 100 RcMeal boxes.
0 Righteous DudeScore 200 righteous defenses.
0 Rise From Your GraveRetry a fight and win.
0 StalloneWin 1000 battles.
0 Stanley's VendettaDestroy the gruel in Episode 2.
0 Sunglasses At NightWear your sunglasses at night.
0 Supplies!Get every one of the cereal box's surprises.
0 Team EffortHook Sarah up with the Basketball Team.
0 The FonzGet a battle rank of A or higher five different times.
0 The Only Way To WinDefeat Super Computah.
0 These Go To ElevenReach level 11.
0 ThunderdomeWin an arena battle.
0 Ticket PurchaserBuy Henry's ticket for Ash.
0 Ticket ThiefHire Charles Cheezer to 'talk' to Henry.
0 Total Protonic ReversalMax out your multiplier.
0 Twin PinesPlay an episode twice.
0 TysonDefeat 10 enemies with a punch.
0 Van DammeWin 500 battles.
0 Why'd It Have To Be Snakes?Kill 500 Lizard Men.
0 Wild StallionsUse equine based attacks 30 times.
0 Wonderful ToysPick up or buy 500 objects.
0 Working Overtime Fighting CrimeComplete 5 different episodes.
0 You'll Get The HornsWalk away from the Bertha fight.
0 You'll Shoot Your Eye OutShoot your eye out with the BB Gun.
0 You're The Best!Reach level 50.