0 10 Megabytes Of Raw DataCollect all floppy disks.
0 A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On SpeedPerform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 3 minutes.
0 About As Politically Correct As FurGive the patient a... scarf.
0 And They Said It Was Impossible!Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs)
0 At Least He Won't Be Peeing BloodPerform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.
0 Best Surgeon In The WorldGet an A++ rating on all procedures.
0 BrainstormPerform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 15 seconds.
0 Butter FingersLose every organ out of the back of the ambulance during the heart transplant.
0 Doctor Doctor, Give Me The NewsAnswer the phone.
0 Don't Be Such A Baby, Ribs Grow Back!Completely smash up the rib cage.
0 Don't In-Test My PatiencePerform a double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes 50 seconds.
0 Flippin' The BirdShow the patient your disdain.
0 Frikkin' LasersComplete a procedure using only the surgical laser.
0 Go For The Optics!Perform 'laser eye surgery'.
0 Hammer TimeLose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer.
0 How Long Can You Live Without A Brain?Perform a brain transplant in under 1 minute.
0 I Immediately Regret This DecisionElectrocute and drug yourself at the same time.
0 I Should Never Have Doubted MyselfGet an A++ rating on a procedure.
0 I Think I've Got ThisPerform a brain transplant.
0 I'm Sure He'll LiveComplete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining.
0 It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know ItPerform a heart transplant.
0 Kali Mah!Perform a heart transplant in under 2 minutes.
0 Keyhole SurgeryCompletely remove the rib cage.
0 Life's Too ShortPerform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.
0 Like A Wet Paper TowelThrow the new heart away.
0 Like An AnimalThrow everything on the floor in the brain transplant surgery.
0 Mother HenDon't lose any tools out of the back of the ambulance.
0 Nigel The SecretaryGo about your secretarial duties.
0 Nigel You Bloody HeroPerform a brain transplant in an ambulance losing less than 1200ml of blood.
0 Nine Nine Nine!Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance.
0 One With The Speed BumpsPerform a heart transplant in an ambulance losing less than 2000ml of blood.
0 Performance AnxietyPerform a double kidney transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
0 Performance Enhancer?Complete a procedure after being drugged. (Must be drugged within 10 secs)
0 Pinky SwearMake a promise with the ribcage.
0 Practically LicensedComplete all procedures.
0 Shh I Doctor NowCalm your patient.
0 Socialised Medicine!Perform a heart transplant losing less than 1500ml of blood.
0 SpaaaaaaceGo where no surgeon has gone before.
0 Surgery HornsExpress your appreciation of the metal.
0 SurgetricityComplete a procedure after being electrocuted. (Must be electrocuted within 10 secs)
0 Sweet BlasphemyPerform a brain transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.
0 The Beat Of Your HeartReplace the heart with something else.
0 There Is Nothing More To Teach...Completed every achievement. Now go save lives!
0 Vworrrp VworrrpCreate a Time Lord.
0 What Could Possibly Go Wrong?Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance.
0 What Have I Done??Lose the patient within 15 seconds.
0 When You Have No Choice But To OperatePerform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance.
0 You've Got To Be Kid'n'ey!Perform a double kidney transplant.