ShieldlessLink

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[color=orange][/color] "Mario look, its New Super Mario World. Everythings different, theres water in the sky Mario, and blocks everywhere, Yoshi Coins!"

"Luigi, I've been a plumber for thirty-four years...You really think I go do some mushroom kingdom Luigi, I don't. I just trip really hard on LSD and I Spoiler:

some prostitutes. Without a condom."

"But mario, I've been there with you to the mushroom kingdom!"

"No you haven't, Luigi, you have Terminal Seven, Brain Cancer, I don't even know what that means but its bad...This is all in your head Luigi, its in your imagination. I'm a plumber, and you've been living off me and My livlihood, for YEARS Luigi."

"Mario, I saw the princess, shes real!"

"That was a dead hooker Luigi, I threw her in your bed while you were sleepin'."

"Mario...what about Toad, What about Toad?"

"Luigi, that wasn't a talking mushroom. That was my cock Luigi. That was my Cock . Thats why it looked like a mushroom."