Bronze Arthur Haste-ingsTake Phlash as Arthur
Bronze A Bit Of The Old UltraviolenceKill 100 NPCs in a single playthrough
Bronze Our Prudent FriendListen to all the phone calls in the phoneboxes
Bronze Shocking BiologyKill a guy named Ryan Andrews
Bronze That Kind of GameRetrieve the credentials from the club
Bronze The Slaughterer's ApprenticeFinish all of the butcher’s apprentice quests
Bronze Mother of All VictoriesComplete "Band of Brothers" encounter
Bronze The Great LubricatorDeliver the cod liver oil
Bronze Not In Kansas Any MoreCross into the Village for the first time
Bronze ArchipelagistSet foot on every island
Bronze The Importance of Not Being SeenFinish Mystery House without being spotted once
Bronze Cat BurglarIn Thomasina House - Collect all fake cats
Bronze I Got BetterContract and cure the plague
Bronze Baby You're a Rich ManGain £1000 from looting/bartering across playthroughs
Bronze Now I Can Die HappyDie while overdosing on Joy
Bronze Snug as a Bug on a DrugTake the Joy at the very beginning of the game
Bronze Employee of the MonthRead all newspaper articles as Arthur, and redact only the uncomfortable ones
Bronze Enjoy the ViewCorrectly sabotage Clive Birtwhistle’s redactor work
Bronze DownerComplete Arthur's Intro
Bronze Breaking BlackberryComplete Sally's intro
Bronze I Love the Smell of Chloroform in the MorningKnock out 50 NPCs with the Atomizer
Bronze The Wyrd SistersComplete the Crones encounter
Bronze The Toxic ExComplete speaking with Verloc at the Joy Factory
Bronze Gotta Catch Them All!Catch 40 butterflies with Sally's butterfly net
Bronze Sugar DaddyInject yourself with glucose 10 times
Bronze Lighten UpUse 25 lightning rods, playing as Ollie
Bronze Bon VoyageComplete Ollie's intro
Bronze Miss Byng is IndisposedComplete “No Place Like Home†encounter
Bronze Get the Float Out of HereComplete “The Jack-o-Bean Club†encounter
Bronze A Heavy BurdenSpread the message
Bronze Shouldn't These Be Red?Destroy 50 Explosive Barrels
Bronze HeadmasterGet 100 Eye Shots
Bronze Metal GuruKill 8 Robots in the Intro
Bronze Poor VivComplete Act 1
Bronze Local HeroSave all the Villagers
Bronze Queen FaradayComplete Act 2
Bronze DeprogrammedComplete Act 3
Bronze Helter SmelterPush 7 Robots Into the Smelter
Bronze Golden IdolVibe all Nick Statues
Bronze Mind BlowerBlow the minds of 15 people after a Charged Facemelt
Bronze Love Me Don'tSerenade 30 people
Bronze Great vibrationsParry 30 attacks with the Vibe
Bronze The Hits Just Keep On ComingHit 3 NPCs with the same Gold Record
Bronze The Full NickyPole Dance Naked
Bronze Self-ActualizedUnlocked All Upgrades
Bronze Alley CatchFound Loot in Alleyway
Bronze Canal RetentiveFound Loot in Canal
Bronze Push OverKnocked Down 40 NPCs With Whip Shove Combo
Bronze Down the TubesZapped 20 Different TVs with Dart Gun
Bronze All NaturalFinished DLC With No Upgrades
Silver Gimme ShelterUnlock all of Arthur's shelters
Silver You Do Know JackCollect all Uncle Jack Shows
Silver The Arthur HastingsFinish Arthur’s playthrough
Silver Hot on her HeelsFind all notes related to Prudence
Silver The Sally BoyleFinish Sally’s playthrough
Silver The Ollie StarkeyFinished Ollie’s playthrough
Silver Well-ReadPick Up All Lore Items
Silver A Smashing AdventureComplete the DLC
Silver Liner NotesPick Up All Lore Items
Silver BibliophileCollected All Lore Notes
Gold The SaintComplete the entire game without directly murdering anyone
Gold Don't You Have Somewhere Else To Be?Survive 50 days
Gold Remember, RememberFind all collectibles
Gold Resistance is FutileTalk to Johnny Bolton from the Secret Radio Room
Platinum We've Come To The End Of Our TimeUnlock all other We Happy Few trophies