Bronze New Kid On The BlockYou have joined the KKK.
Bronze First Day in South ParkYou completed your first day in South Park.
Bronze GingivitisGingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Bronze Day WalkerYou defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Bronze Made This for YouYou flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Bronze Are We Cool?You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Bronze ParkeologistYou opened all of the garages in South Park.
Bronze For the HoarderYou completed the game without selling any items.
Bronze Truth to PowerYou farted on four major authority figures.
Bronze Irritable BowelsYou shat your pants during a boss battle.
Bronze Dog WhistleYou've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Bronze Dragon WrathYou knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Bronze Just Saying HiYou've farted on every buddy in the game.
Bronze Re-ButtalYou interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
Bronze HeisenbergYou defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Bronze ShutoutYou successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Bronze Stay DownYou farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Bronze AvengerYou defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Bronze No Child Left BehindYou completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Bronze Poco ChinpokoYou collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Bronze Daddy IssuesYou befriended your father.
Bronze Junk PeddlerYou sold 300 junk items.
Bronze Ass of FireYou defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Bronze Canadian HandshakeYou've farted on people 100 times.
Bronze Animal CrueltyYou've farted on animals 25 times.
Bronze Pulling MudIn three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Bronze ShopaholicYou have collected half of the available costume sets.
Bronze Friends in Strange PlacesYou befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Bronze Weapon ProficiencyOver the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Bronze Skilled DefenderOver the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Bronze You bastards!You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Bronze MasteryYou've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Bronze Make it Rain!You've spent $500.
Bronze Full ArsenalYou own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
Silver Chinpoko locoYou collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Silver More Popular Than JesusYou made friends with half of South Park.
Gold ChinpokolypseYou collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Gold More Popular Than John LennonEveryone in South Park is your friend.
Gold Clothes WhoreYou've collected all of the available costumes.
Platinum South Park: The Stick of Truth Platinum TrophyCollected all South Parkâ„¢: The Stick of Truthâ„¢ trophies.