Bronze 100,000aire!Earn $100,000 lifetime
Bronze Always a BridesmaidCome in second place 5 times in online games
Bronze Beast MasterGet 10 animal questions correct.
Bronze Birth CertificateCreate a Contestant
Bronze Button BangerGet a multiple choice question right in the first 2 seconds
Bronze Discovered Gauntlet of FireFind the very important gauntlet of fire
Bronze DisOrDat DestroyerAnswer all 7 DisOrDat items correctly
Bronze DisOrDat Participation AwardComplete DisOrDat in 30 seconds.
Bronze EnscrewsiastScrew 50 times
Bronze Film In Your BrainGet 10 movie questions correct.
Bronze It's Just More of ThisFinish an episode
Bronze Living in the PastGet 10 history questions correct.
Bronze Lose to a LoserLose an online game to someone with a rating at or below Dullard.
Bronze Menage-a-QuatrePlay 4-player game online
Bronze Mouth-BreatherAchieve the third highest rating
Bronze My First TimeScrew someone for the first time
Bronze OverconsumerListen to all commercials after one episode
Bronze PhattyGet 10 food questions correct.
Bronze Quick-Draw McDumbassChoose the wrong answer within the first 3 seconds 10 times.
Bronze Slack AttackGet -$1 million on a Jack Attack.
Bronze Smelt the RosesGet a multiple choice question right in the last 1 second.
Bronze Social OutcastFinish 5 single player games on Friday or Saturday nights.
Bronze The Game's Half EmptyPlay Episodes 1-37
Bronze The Game's Half FullPlay Episodes 1-36
Bronze TurncoatPlay on July 4th instead of celebrating America
Silver 500,000aire!Earn $500,000 lifetime
Silver Back TaxesWin all prizes in Episodes 1-73
Silver Beat a WinnerBeat someone with a rating of Unicorn in an online game
Silver Consolation TrophyPlay 5 hours without getting a single trophy.
Silver DisOrDashAce a DisOrDat in under 10 seconds
Silver Genius for a DayScore at least $30,000 above your average.
Silver Jack Attack DogGet all 7 Jack Attack questions correct in a multiplayer game without messing up
Silver One Teat Short of An UdderAchieve the second highest rating.
Silver Taking it from BehindCome in from behind to win during the Jack Attack
Silver Vidiot SavantGet every question right in an episode
Silver Virtual VirginAnswer correctly after being screwed 5 times
Gold 1,000,000aire!Earn $1,000,000 lifetime points
Gold Perfect AttendancePlay Episodes 1-73
Gold UnicornAchieve the highest gamer rating.
Platinum We Knew You Could Do ItCollect all trophies