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The Sims Careers FAQ

by Raj21994

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This is my "little" section on all the jobs you can pick from, included is all
the base info you'd need to get promoted.  I personally always pick musician,
because with all the creativity you have, playing instruments at a party
usually puts everyone in a good mood.  At the end there is a little section I
included called "Working with Employment" for the Stay at home sim, which
really helps in the level "Who Loves Ya Baby".  Remember the car will always
come an hour before you work, but will leave at the time you're set to work, so
you don't need to freak out when the car comes.

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                                     Musician

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I always pick this job, because the creativity is good for painting to make
money, or entertaining other sims with some music.  It pays just as well as the
other jobs, and is decently easy to pass through.

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                                  Subway Musician
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Pay: $90
Work Time: 3:00PM-8:00PM
Promotion requirements
  No Skill points
  Friends needed: 0
  Bonus: $240

You play music in the subway for the commuters going to real jobs, you get a
little bit of change from music lovers or people that just want you to stop
until the train comes.

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                                    Piano Tuner
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Pay: $120
Work Time: 9:00AM-4:00PM
Promotion requirements
  2 Creativity needed
  Friends needed: 0
  Bonus: $380

Now you tune pianos for people that think it's piano that's making their music
sound like shit, oh well just stand there and act like you're working, maybe
they'll figure it out and give up.

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                                  Wedding Singer
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Pay: $190
Work Time: 9:00AM-3:00PM
Promotion requirements
  +1 Creativity
  Friends needed: 1
  Bonus: $500

Oh Boy what fun!  You get to sing crappy 80's love songs to ugly fat people
that just hoped on the last train out of singlesville, what meaning you have in
your life.  At least you can eat cake every night.

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                                   Lounge Singer
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Pay: $250
Work Time: 8:00PM-4:00AM
Promotion requirements
  +1 Creative, +2 Mech
  Friends needed: 1
  Bonus: $650

Now you sing in the lounge for drunken people who are too smashed to get on
stage and sing kareoke, not like you sound much better than that right now
anyway.  If you're lucky some drunken businessman might grab your ass, and you
can sue.

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                              High School Band Teacher
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Pay: $325
Work Time: 7:00AM-2:00PM
Promotion requirements
  +3 Mech +1 creative
  Friends needed: 2
  Bonus: $800

Now you get to hang out with band nerds all day!  What fun, you get to fix
their instruments and heckle their awful playing and over-enthusiasm for
everything.  Lamers.

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                                     Roadie
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Pay: $400
Work Time: 11:00AM-8:00PM
Promotion requirements
  +4 Body +1 creative
  Friends needed: 4
  Bonus: $1,100

Whoa, look out you're some good band's bitch, you do stuff for them, and they
treat you like crap.  Perhaps you can bash one of their faces in with a bass
and take his spot in the band.  But hey, you have a backstage pass, and you get
your share of groupies, not a bad deal.

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                                  Backup Musician
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Pay: $550
Work Time: 12:00PM-9:00PM
Promotion requirements
 +2 charisma +1 body +1 creative
  Friends needed: 5
  Bonus: $1,400

Good you took my advice and clocked that lame ass bassist, good for you.  The
next step is to hit the studio manager in the face with a brick so you can
record music "really cheap".

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                                  Studio Musician
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Pay: $700
Work Time: 11:00AM-6:00PM
Promotion requirements
  +1 creative +2 body +5 charisma
  Friends needed: 6
  Bonus: $2,200

Whoa you're in the studio, recording for the "I just smashed your face in with
a brick" fare.  Now you need to get your cd to the people, and get on T.V., so
people know your face, not like they want to look at it.

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                                     Rockstar
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Pay:1,100
Work Time:?
Promotion requirements
  +2 creative +4 logic +3 charisma
  Friends needed: 7
  Bonus: $2,800

Whoop de-doo, you're a big wig in the music business, you can't go anywhere
without people snapping pictures, asking for autographs or trying to molest
you, sexually or other wise.  But you're not a moron, well, you are, but you
should work on that.

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                                Celebrity Activist
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Pay: $1,400
Work Time: 10:00AM-3:00PM

What the fuck happened?  You went from a cool guy with awesome looks that
everyone wants to have sex with to a PETA NAZI!  You really are a lamer at
heart, defending things that make good food, shame on you!  Darwin would be
pissed.


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                                     Slacker

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OOOh, slack off and make minimum wage, good for stay at home sims that would
prefer to pursue the arts, but need a little pocket change for buying supplies.

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                                    Golf Caddy
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Pay: $90
Work Time: 5:00AM-10:AM
Promotion requirement

  Friends needed: 0
  Bonus: $220

Lugging around some rich guys golf clubs, you must be having the time of your
life.  At least when they close the course you can go ice blocking or throw a
"dooty" into the pool, or chase after that damned groundhog.

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                             Convenience Store Clerk
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Pay: $110
Work Time: 10:00PM-3:00AM
Promotion requirements
  +2 body
  Friends needed: 0
  Bonus: $300

You need to work up your body so you can stand to get shot a few times.
Remember each bullet wound is a badge of honor.

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                                     Lifeguard
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Pay: $150
Work Time: 9:00AM-3:00PM
Promotion requirements
  +2 charisma
  Friends needed: 1
  Bonus: $360

Does this really count as a job, you go to the pool, get burned and watch the
hot chicks.  There isn't much else to the job, what's that you say?  What if a
kid starts to drown?  Fuck him, he was probably breaking a rule, and where are
his parents, let them save the little monster.

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                               Record Store Clerk
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Pay: $180
Work Time: 12:00PM-5:00PM
Promotion requirements
  +2 charisma
  Friends needed: 2
  Bonus: $440

Now here's a job, listen to some music, make fun of people for their awful
taste in music, then listen to some more music.  I've always wanted to work at
a record store, it'd be killer.

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                                  Party D.J
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Pay: $220
Work Time: 11:00PM-4:00AM
Promotion requirements
  +3 mech
  Friends needed: 3
  Bonus: $560

Here's a job, go to parties, play the music you like, and watch some hotties
shake their goods.  Just be able to fix your equipment or you won't be working
much.

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                                 Projectionist
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Pay: $280
Work Time: 6:00PM-1:00AM
Promotion requirements
  +2 Mech
  Friends needed: 4
  Bonus: $700

Now this is the life, you watch free movies, get paid a good amount, and all
you do is work about 15 minutes an hour.  The rest of the time you can play a
gameboy or watch the slutty girl make out with a whole row of guys she just
met, probably more interesting then the crappy movie.

What ever happened to good movies, I haven't seen a decent movie (in the
theaters) in years, there's no plot anymore, just explosions and tits, and that
does get old, what ever happened to the inspiring movies, the that made you
want to get up and do stuff?  The only thing movies these days make me what to
do is stand up and leave the theater.  Though I just wasted $10, and that's if
I went alone, what a world.

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                                  Video Editor
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Pay: $350
Work Time: 12:00PM-6:00PM
Promotion requirements
  +1 body +3 charisma
  Friends needed: 5
  Bonus: $800

Here's a job, you get to see all the crap before it gets cut from the movie,
and sometimes, you're the only one who sees it, now that's a job.  However
you're also the guy that cut's out Hot girls nipples when they "accidental" pop
out, or are obvious in a shot.

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                            Freelance Photographer
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Pay: $400
Work Time: 12:00PM-6:00PM
Promotion requirements
  +3 body +1 charisma
  Friends needed: 6
  Bonus: $900

Freelance Photographer?  I think that's another name for "Guy who takes
pictures of women naked".  That's the kind of job I'd like to have.  Though
Peter Parker was a freelance photographer, there may be something your sim
isn't telling you.

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                               Personal Tour Guide
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Pay: $450
Work Time: 2:00PM-7:00PM
Promotion requirements
  +3 body +1 charisma
  Friends needed: 7
  Bonus: $1,200

Take people around the neighborhood and charge them an outrageous amount of
money.  If they complain give their face a tour of your fist.

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                            Professional Party Guest
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Pay: $600
Work Time: 10:00PM-2:00AM

You make losers feel better with your coolness, then they remember they had to
pay for your services.  Though professional party guest could just be another
name for "Stripper"  >_>  I'm not telling.


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                                   Entertainment

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Here's some fun, you're the kind of person everyone likes, people stalk, and
others make fake pornography of.  The road isn't straight as an arrow, you have
to do a lot of things to do nothing for a living.

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                                      Waitress
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Pay: $100
Work Time: 9:00AM-3:00PM
Promotion requirements

  Friends needed: 0
  Bonus: $350

Miss, you screwed up my order.  What's that?  You're trying to be an actress?
Well why don't you act like a waitress and go get my food.

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                                     Extra
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Pay: $150
Work Time: 9:00AM-3:00PM
Promotion requirements
  +2 charisma
  Friends needed: 0
  Bonus: $400

Stand here, and don't look directly at Ben Affleck or Matt Damon, or you will
be fired on the spot.

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                                    Bit Player
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Pay: $200
Work Time: 9:00AM-3:00PM
Promotion requirements
  +2 body
  Friends needed: 1
  Bonus: $550

Better learn you're lines, or should I say Lines, you stand around all day then
you scream "LOOK IT'S GODZILLA!!!" then you run out of the shot.  Maybe you'll
be in the sequel.

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                                  Stunt Double
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Pay: $275
Work Time: 9:00AM-4:00PM
Promotion requirements
  +1 creative, +1 body, +1 charisma
  Friends needed: 2
  Bonus: $750

No you get to jump out of stuff, while on fire, onto stuff.  You may also be
the person that gets kicked in the face, blown from a burning gas truck, thrown
out of a plane, hit by a car, stepped on by Godzilla, you never know.  The job
has so much to do.  I hope you have a good surgeon.

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                                B-Movie Star
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Pay: $375
Work Time: 10:00AM-5:00PM
Promotion requirements
  +1 mech, +1 creative, +1 body, +1 charisma
  Friends needed: 3
  Bonus: $1,000

Cult classic or straight to video?  Who cares?! No one likes you and the
critics think you're ugly!

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                              Supporting Player
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Pay: $500
Work Time: 10:00AM-6:00PM (car sent at 9:00AM)
Promotion requirements
 +1 creative +1 body +2 charisma
  Friends needed: 4
  Bonus: $1,300

You're the guy that dies in the first five minutes of the movie, or the guy in
the horror movie who thinks Jason is just some dork in a hockey mask, only to
have him standing behind you.  Then again you could just be that guy that shows
up and helps the main character with his problem, only to develop VD. 0_0?

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                                    TV Star
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Pay: $650
Work Time: 10:00AM-6:00PM
Promotion requirements
  +1 mech, +1 creative, +1 body, +3 charisma
  Friends needed: 5
  Bonus: $ 1,800

TV Sucks these days, and the reason is because you're on it!!! ROOFLE!!!

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                                Feature Star
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Pay: $900
Work Time: 5:00PM-1:00AM
Promotion requirements
  +3 creative, +1 body, +1 charisma
  Friends needed: 6
  Bonus: $2,200

A casting director saw you in that crappy TV Show, and he wants you to star in
a crappy movie.  You must be pissing yourself with delight.

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                                   Broadway Star
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Pay: $1,100
Work Time: 10:00AM-5:00PM
Promotion requirements
  +3 creative +1 body +2 charisma
  Friends needed: 7
  Bonus: $2,800


Now this is where you want to be, on an un-inspired train wreck by Andrew Loyd
Webber.  Prancing around like a ninny for New York's elite and the homeless
people they used to fill seats.

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                                    Superstar
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Pay: $1,400
Work Time: 10:00AM-3:00PM

Paparazzi follows you, naked pictures surface, there's a rumor you're gay.
You've made it, and people like you, and the fake pictures of you naked!
You're a star and the object of affection for horny school children everywhere.


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                                     Military

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Do you look good with a shaved head and fatigues?  Uncle Sim wants you! To
joined the armed forces.  Conform to the will of your "superiors" and do kill
what the man in a white house wants you to.  The military is the best career to
get into for parties, as you're done early in the afternoon.

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                                     Recruit
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Pay: $250
Work Time: 6:00AM-12:00PM
Promotion requirements

  Friends needed: 0
  Bonus:$650

Listen up Maggot! You're an insignificant pile of puke.  Now drop and give me
50 you loser!!

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                                   Elite Forces
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Pay: $325
Work Time: 7:00AM-1:00PM
Promotion requirements
  +2 body
  Friends needed: 0
  Bonus: $800

From maggot to elite in a day?  Unbelievable, these are the people that are
fighting our wars?  I think I'll go invest in a gun.

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                                 Drill Instructor
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Pay: $400
Work Time: 8:00AM-2:00PM
Promotion requirements
  +1 mech +2 charisma
  Friends needed: 0
  Bonus: $900

You get to yell and scream at people all day, so make sure you drink lots of
tea to keep your voice from going horse.

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                                  Junior Officer
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Pay: $450
Work Time: 9:00AM-3:00PM
Promotion requirements
  +2 body +1 cooking
  Friends needed: 0
  Bonus: $1,000

It may be just me, but I always thought elite forces was above junior officer,
then again I don't know anything about the military, nor do I plan to research
it for your lazy ass.  If you wanna know go find out yourself.

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                              Counter Intelligence
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Pay: $500
Work Time: 9:00AM-3:00PM
Promotion requirements
  +1 mech, +1 logic, +2 charisma
  Friends needed: 0
  Bonus: $1,100

You're in the counter intelligence, FUN!  You get to make up bogus information
so the president can drop bombs on a country who's name we can't pronounce just
because we have the bombs.

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                                 Flight Officer
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Pay: $550
Work Time: 9:00AM-3:00PM
Promotion requirements
  +1 mech, +1 body, +2 logic
  Friends needed: 1
  Bonus: $1,160

The people from maxis obviously didn't do any research, Elite Forces to crap
job, CIA to Crap job WTF?  Stupid maxis people.

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                                 Senior Officer
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Pay: $580
Work Time: 9:00AM-3:00PM
Promotion
  +3 mech, +2 logic, +1 charisma
  Friends needed: 2
  Bonus: $1,200

Giving freshmen officers swirlies and wedgies, only taking four classes and
doing a half-assed job at that.

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                                   Commander
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Pay: $600
Work Time: 9:00AM-3:00PM
Promotion requirements
  +3 mech, +3 body, +1 logic
  Friends needed: 3
  Bonus: $1,250

You may be the commander of the "Greatest" army in the world, but you still
only have 3 friends, you loser.

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                                    Astronaut
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Pay: $625
Work Time: 9:00AM-3:00PM
Promotion requirements
  +1 mech, +2 body, +3 logic, +2 charisma
  Friends needed: 4
  Bonus: $1,300

Everyone knows the moon landing was faked, that's why you need charisma, to ACT
like you're on the moon.  What you don't believe me?  Don't you watch Fox?  Fox
can't be wrong, they have Bill O Riley... Don't get me started on Bill O Riley.

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                                     General
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Pay:$650
Work Time: 9:00AM-3:00PM

You went from actor to the guy that gets to spin the globe, close his eyes and
throw a dart at the next "Threat to the American People"  The president doesn't
even know where it is, even if you showed him a map, all he has to do is press
the button and watch the fireworks.


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                                  Life of Crime

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To open this career path you must capture a burglar in "Get A Life" mode.  You
steal from the rich and give to the poor (yourself).  Life as a thief is
rewording, for the person who catches you.


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                                  Pickpocket
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Pay: $140
Work Time: 9:00AM-3:00PM
Promotion requirements

  Friends needed: 0
  Bonus: $400

Dip your hand into someone's pocket pick up a watch, cell phone, wallet and
drop your calling card.  Or you can have some fun and drop some heroin or gun
powder in the pocket of an enemy who is heading to the airport.

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                                      Bagman
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Pay: $200
Work Time: 10:00PM-7:00AM
Promotion requirements
  +2 Body
  Friends needed: 0
  Bonus: $550

What a step up, you went from a pick-pocket to a hobo.  Your mother must be
proud.
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                                      Bookie
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Pay: $275
Work Time: 12:00PM-7:00PM
Promotion requirements
  +1 creative, +1 charisma
  Friends needed: 1
  Bonus: $700

Place yer bets!  Odds are you work at a horse track and you have Bubba get
collections from those unwilling to pay, or those looking for broken legs.

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                                    Con Artist
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Pay: $350
Work Time: 9:00AM-3:00PM
Promotion requirements
  +2 mech, +1 creative
  Friends needed: 1
  Bonus: $850

The Business of Flim Flamin is a hard one, pick a mark and get as much as you
can from him.

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                                  Gateway Driver
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Pay: $425
Work Time: 5:00PM-1:00AM
Promotion
  +1 mech, +1 body, +1 logic, +1 charisma
  Friends needed: 2
  Bonus: $1060

All you do is drive, you know nothing of the crime for "safety reasons" it's
probably best this way.

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                                    Bank Robber
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Pay: $530
Work Time: 3:00PM-11:00PM
Promotion requirements
  +1 creative, +2 body, +1 logic
  Friends needed: 3
  Bonus: $1280

Get away driver proved too boring, now you're in the bank holding up "Tammy"
the dumb bitch that always gives you attitude when you go cash your check.

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                                   Cat Burglar
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Pay: $640
Work Time: 9:00PM-3:00AM
Promotion requirements
  +2 mech, +2 creative, +1 logic
  Friends needed: 4
  Bonus: $1,480

Steal from your neighbors then sell the stuff back to them at a garage sale.  A
Life of crime is sweet.

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                                  Counterfeiter
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Pay: $760
Work Time: 9:00PM-3:00AM
Promotion requirements
  +1 Creative, +1 body, +3 charisma
  Friends needed: 5
  Bonus: $1,800

Making funny money is always getting harder, but you're up for the challenge,
get some teens to spend the money and bring you back the change, to "get the
stains out".

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                                     Smuggler
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Pay: $900
Work Time: 9:00PM-3:00AM
Promotion requirements
  +2 creative +2 charisma
  Friends needed: 6
  Bonus: $2,200

You smuggle anything for anyone, so long as the price is right.  "You want to
go to america mr. Mexican?  And you want to bring your 40 kids and 200 lbs of
herroin too?  No Problem."

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                                Criminal Mastermind
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Pay: $1,100
Work Time: 6:00PM-12:00AM

"What do you want me to do?  Whack a guy? Off a guy?  Whack off a guy?  Cause
I'm married!" ~ Peter Griffin

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                                      X-treme

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Are you hardcore?  Can you take a beating without crying to mommy?  Do you do
everything the most difficult way possible just because you can do it
difficulty? Are you, or have you ever been a mental defective? If you answered
yes to any or all of those questions, then X-treme is the career path for you!

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                                     Daredevil
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Pay: $175
Work Time: 9:00AM-3:00PM
Promotion requirements

  Friends needed: 0
  Bonus: $500

We'd like to begin the boarding process now, please get in line to get on to
the plane.  And I say, "Fuck you, I'm getting IN the plane, let Evil fucking
Kenevil get ON the plane" ~ George Carlin

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                             Bungee Jump Instructor
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Pay: $250
Work Time: 9:00AM-3:00PM
Promotion requirements
  +2 body
  Friends needed: 0
  Bonus: $650

Don't worry fattey, I'm pretty sure the rope will hold you... *push*.. AHHHH
*SNAP*  AHHHHHHH!!!! *CRUNCH*... who's next?

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                                Whitewater Guide
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Pay: $325
Work Time: 9:00AM-3:00PM
Promotion requirements
  +1 mech, +2 body
  Friends needed: 0
  Bonus: $800

You take old people and middle aged people who need an "adventure" and the kids
they dragged along down a river that moves as fast as grandma over there can
walk.  At least you can stare at the milfs in their bikinis.

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                                Xtreme Circuit Pro
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Pay: $400
Work Time: 9:00AM-3:00PM
Promotion requirements
  +1 logic, +1 mech
  Friends needed: 1
  Bonus: $950

Bording, Biking, Blading, you do it all, and all the ska8 b0is wanna be you,
and all the girls wanna sleep with you.  Too bad you don't make money doing it
unless you're Tony Hawk.

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                                    Bush Pilot
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Pay: $475
Work Time: 9:00AM-3:00PM
Promotion requirements
  +2 body, +2 mech
  Friends needed: 2
  Bonus: $1,100

Now this is the place you want to be, you fly in a plane and deposit harmful
insecticides onto the food many people are going to eat.  You must be proud of
yourself.  At least you know what fruits and vegetables NOT to eat.

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                                Mountain Climber
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Pay: $550
Work Time: 9:00AM-3:00PM
Promotion requirements
  +1 mech, +3 creative, +2 charisma
  Friends needed: 3
  Bonus: $1,300

If everyone climbs up Mount Everest because it's difficult, why does everyone
take the easy way up? ~ George Carlin

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                                Photojournalist
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Pay: $650
Work Time: 9:00AM-3:00PM
Promotion requirements
  +1 mech, +1 creative, +1 body, +2 logic, +1 charisma
  Friends needed: 4
  Bonus: $1,450

You're a journalist but you don't do the boring thing and write like me, you
tell stories through pictures.  Good for you, I wish I could use pictures�

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                                Treasure Hunter
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Pay: $725
Work Time: 10:00AM-5:00PM
Promotion requirements
  +3 creative, +2 logic, +2 charisma
  Friends needed: 5
  Bonus: $1,650

ARRRGGHHH Me Matey.  Ye be livin the pirates life now.  Hunting for treasure
and drinking yer booze.  AYE AYE Captain.

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                               Grand Prix Driver
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Pay: $825
Work Time: 10:00AM-4:00PM
Promotion requirements
  +2 creative, +1 body, +1 logic, +3 charisma
  Friends needed: 6
  Bonus: $1,850

You drive at fast and live faster, your goal is to drive faster then the other
guys while exciting hundreds of thousands of red necks.

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                               International Spy
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Pay: $925
Work Time: 11:00AM-5:00PM

Bond, James Bond.  This is the life, sneaking around, blowing shit up and being
a walking venereal disease.

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                                 Stay-at-home Sim

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What is it?: A Stay-at-home sim does just that, they stay at home and make
money from there.

Why do that?: Because you don't need a maid, and there's much more money to be
had, as well as you can raise kids, throw parties and make friends much easier.

Cool, What do I do?:  Well you need skill in the following areas: Cooking, Mech
and Creativity.  Then buy a Wood working bench, Canvas, and Artist block.  Then
sculpt and paint all day.  A Gnome is worth up to $100 and takes seconds to
make, a painting can be worth $200-300 and takes a few minutes, and a Sculpture
can be worth $1,500 and takes all day for your sim to make.

Pretty good idea isn't it?