Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories
   Fresh 105 FM Script (Explicit Language)
   By:X_XMafiAX_X
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**GUIDE INFORMATION
  Whenever you see "---" it indicates the song changing,
  a "(?)" that indicates that I could not make out the 
  words, and I would appreciate someone help me fill 
  those in.

*And I alos cannot find the Lyrics for "Request Line" 
 so please email me those lyrics.  Thank You.

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VERSION HISTORY
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2/17/08 - V1.0 - Guide was released

2/19/08 - V1.5 - Fixed some of the wording and 
corrected some typos I found

3/01/08 - v1.6 - Added a few small things

3/10/08 - v1.7 - changed my e-mail

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Renegades of Funk
Afrika Bambaataa & The Soul Sonic Force
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No matter how hard you try, you can't stop this now

Renegades of this atomic age
This atomic age for renegades
Renegades of this atomic age
This atomic age for renegades

Prehistoric ages and the days of ancient Greece 
On down through the Middle Ages
When the earth kept going through changes
There's a business going on, cars continue to change 
Nothing stays the same, there were always renegades 
Like Chief Sitting Bull, Tom Payne 
Like Martin Luther King, Malcom X
They were renegades of the atomic age 
So many renegades
Hand clap, hand clap, the renegades 

From a different solar system many many galaxies away
We are the force of another creation
A new musical revelation 
And we're on this musical message to help the others listen 
Improve momentum and seek the electonic chance
Like astrology 
Like technology
Like God's Creation 
Like the Zulu station 
Like to the nation 
Like destroy all nations
Like militants
Like down in sand 
Like through changes, nothing stays the same
Oh renegades

Now renegades are people with their own philosophy
They change the course of history
Everyday people like you and me 
You know they have their secret notions
And time is endless motion
All people of the moderate ages here in this twentieth century
You have to keep up in time with the moderate time
A state of mind and a sense of pride
A renegade, yes a renegade 
Of this time and age
So many renegades
Who's that 
Now hand clap
The renegades

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DJ Luke
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You listening to the renegade radio disk jockey in all of Vice City,
yours truly, Luke.  I don't give a fuck cause I do what the fuck I
wanna do on this here radio station, if you riding down Vice Beach, 
ride fuckin naked cause I am a renegade. --  If you just came into
Vice City I want you to know who you listening to.  Number one, you 
listening to ya boy Luke, Number two, you listening to Fresh 105 the
hottest motha fuckin radio station in all of Vice City, we have no 
sensors, nobody tell us what the fuck we say, we say what the fuck 
we want to say, right here on the ones and twos I got the 
Jonzun Crew, its 1984 bitch get the fuck up out your clothes.

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Pack Jam
Jonzun Crew
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(NO LYRICS AVAILABLE)

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DJ Luke
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You listening to Vice City's number one radio station and the number
one disk jockey, yours truly Luke right here baby.  I just drove 
yall ass all over Vice Beach and we just left the pack jam at the 
Malibu Club, (?), and we worked the house.  Yall stay tuned for more
hot joints right here on Fresh 105 baby -- Run DMC this was the 
biggest song in 1983, yall just dont understand.  Vice City, Vice 
bitches, club Malibu, im going up next, lets go.

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It's Like that
Run DMC
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Unemployment at a record high
People coming, people going, people born to die
Don't ask me, because I don't know why
But it's like that, and that's the way it is

People in the world try to make ends meet
You try to ride car, train, bus, or feet
I said you got to work hard to want to compete
It's like that, and that's the way it is
Huh!

Money is the key to end all your woes
Your ups and your downs, your highs and your lows
Won't you tell me last time that love bought you clothes?
It's like that, and that's the way it is

Bills fly higher every day
We receive much lower pay
I'd rather stay young, go out and play
It's like that, and that's the way it is
Huh!

War's going on across the sea
Street soldiers killing the elderly
What ever happened to unity?
It's like that, and that that's the way it is

Disillusion is the word
That's used by me when I'm not heard
I just go through life with my glasses blurred
It's like that, and that's the way it is
Huh!

You can see a lot in this lifespan
Like a bum eating out of a garbage can
You notice one time he was your man
It's like that (what?) and that's the way it is

You should've gone to school, you could've learned a trade
But you laid in bed where the bums have laid
Now all the time you're crying that you're underpaid
It's like that (what?) and that's the way it is
Huh!

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DJ Luke
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Its like that, and thats the way it is.  Thats what the fuck I told 
VCPD last night, and they put me in jail. And thats the way it is.  
Fuck Vice City Police Department! --  You are listening to Planet 
Patrol right here on Vice City's number one radio station.  You are 
seriously playing at your own risk right now.

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Play At Your Own Risk
Planet Patrol
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Spent some lonely days and sleepless nights
waiting for you girl to hold me tight 
you run around like I do not exist 
played me for a fool girl you been so cruel
girl you had me like a puppet on a string
I thought without your love 
life wouldn�t mean a thing
girl the freedom that I gave you you abused
if you want my love girl you've got to choose 

p-l-a-y if you play with me 
it�s at your risk that I�ll set you free
(Repeat)
play at your own risk girl
play at your own risk I�m tellin you
play at your own risk girl
play at your own risk I will be cruel

p-l-a-y if you play with me 
it�s at your risk that I�ll set you free
(Repeat)

I thought I had a woman oh so fine 
now I gotta watch you all the time 
If you think that you're so hot stuff
I�ll take you to the top 
and then I�ll let you drop
girl you had me like a puppet on a string
I thought without your love 
life wouldn�t mean a thing
girl the freedom that I gave you you abused
if you want my love girl you gotta choose

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DJ Luke
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I gotta share something with you.  You know, there are people out 
there, we're not gonna call their names, you know, their claiming 
that I am very insensitive to my audience and the fact that I am 
obscene and I say shit on the radio people just don't fuckin like. 
Let me tell you all something, some of you dick eaters out there, 
some of you lawyer motha fuckas who don't have anything else to do 
in life, GO FUCK YOURSELF! I'm going to say what the fuck I wanna 
say on this motha fuckin radio station and if you dont like it, 
turn the fucka down!  You have been playing at your own risk right 
here on Vice City's number one radio station Fresh 105, bitch. --  
Hey check this out here its the brand new Egyptian Lover, hey them 
boys from Cali they doing it big up in electronic sound here this 
thing is crazy, yo, Egyptian Lover right here on Fresh 105.

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Egypt, Egypt
Egyptian Lover
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Egypt
Egypt
Egypt
Egypt
Egyptian Lover
Egyptian Lover Baby
Egyptian Lover
Egyptian Lover Baby

Give me a freaky kinky nation
with a total female population
I can deal with that situation
I don't care about my reputation
Give me a freaky kinky nation
with a total female population
I can deal with that situation
I don't care about my reputation

I'm The Egyptian Lover
Sexy Senior
It's not just a name
but an adventure
I mix so fast
I scratch so sweet
there's not another D.J.
on earth who can compete

U know it
Egyptian Lover

Pyramids are Oh so shiny
The women here are Oh so cute
The freaks are on the floor now
Dancing to beats that I compute

Egyptian Lover
Egyptian Lover Baby
Egyptian Lover
Egyptian Lover Baby

Egyptian Lover

I want you

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DJ Luke
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You heard it first, I'm the first one to play this motha fuckin 
joint here, Egyptian Lover, them boys from Cali, Vice City's number 
one radio station and Vice City's number one Disk Jockey and the 
reason why im the number one Disk Jockey cause I got some motha 
fuckin fat ass Oliver lady (?) trying to buy the fuckin radio 
station, let me tell you one thing, Oliver, you can try your fat ass
heart out and try to --- buy this bitch, you can't buy it, cause you
ain't got enough fuckin money, and you got enough nuts to buy this 
bitch, yo, SO SUCK A DICK!  You can't buy this radio station, cause 
im on it and its Fresh 105.

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Beat Box
Art of Noise
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(NO LYRICS AVAILIBLE)

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DJ Luke
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Art of Noise.  Yours truly Luke, right here on Fresh 105, Vice 
City's number one radio station, cause we are the best. Yall stay 
tuned for more hot new songs on Fresh 105. ---  Uh-oh, them boys 
from the boogie down Bronx is up in here, Man Parrish, yall just 
don't understand how we doin this, Vice City, lets go Man Parrish.

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Boogie Down Bronx
Man Parrish
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Cool Johnski from the Freeze Force Crew
I came here to say a def rhyme for you
About the Boogie Down Bronx, it's a one of a kind
It's the place to be; it's a state of mind
But the guys out here, they really are crookin'
They snatch gold chains when the cops ain't lookin'
But what can I say? It's the place to be
It's where I stay in reality
So listen close and you all will here
About the devestatin' body rocker of the year

Boogie Down Bronx, Boogie Down Bronx, Boogie
Boogie Down Bronx, Boogie Down Bronx, Boogie
Boogie Down Bronx, Boogie Down Bronx, Boogie Boogie
Boogie Down Bronx, Boogie Boogie, Boogie Boogie

One young man born to be an MC
The only one that rocks ya with a guarantee
Because I dress to impress, guaranteed to be a hit
I walk down the street, the girls are jumpin' on it
I got the ladies on my left, the beats on my right
The ladies follow me all through the night
'Cause I'm the one with the action, the king of satisfaction
You listen to my rhythm, there is a chain reaction
It goes on your back, it goes down your spine
And when it hits your head, it's gonna blow your mind
And if you're from the Bronx and you hear the sound
Come on, everybody, boogie down, boogie down

Boogie Down Bronx, Boogie Down Bronx, Boogie
Boogie Down Bronx, Boogie Down Bronx, Boogie
Boogie Down Bronx, Boogie Down Bronx, Boogie Boogie
Boogie Down Bronx, Boogie Boogie, Boogie Boogie

My man Man Parrish and Cool Raul
Cooler than the water in a swimming pool
Like a R to the A, the U and the L
Pushing more power than a Duracell
And like the L to the A, the F and the Y
The hip-hop master that you can't deny
So check out the beat and listen to the sound
And if you're from the Bronx just boogie down

Boogie Down Bronx, Boogie Down Bronx, Boogie
Boogie Down Bronx, Boogie Down Bronx, Boogie
Boogie Down Bronx, Boogie Down Bronx, Boogie Boogie
Boogie Down Bronx, Boogie Boogie, Boogie Boogie

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DJ Luke
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Man Parrish, I got (?), yall just stay tuned. -- That's me, yo Vice 
City's number one radio station Fresh 105, yours truly, Luke, and 
I'm sittin up in here, my request line don't sound like this my 
request line sounds like people wanna have sex, phone sex, all kinds
of sex.

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Request Line
Rock Master Scott and The Dynamic Three
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NEED HELP FINDING THE LYRICS TO THIS SONG!!

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DJ Luke
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Hey man let me say something, I got to get some shit off my chest, 
it's too much god damn car jacking, it's too much fuckin robbing, 
it's too much stealing. You bitches done lost your fuckin mind out 
here, Vice City, what the fuck is going on with yall, hey Vice PD, 
what the fuck yall doing, you sitting on your fuckin ass, hey, that 
was a public service announcement by Luke and Vice City's number 
one radio station Fresh 105.  We havin a good time in Vice City, 
right? Rock Master Scott, Request Line right here on the number one 
radio station, VICE CITYYYYYYY! --- Getting ready to take it to the 
Pole Position, this the perfect song, say something.

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Freak-a-zoid
Midnight Star
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z-o-i-d-s 
z-o-i-d-s, freakazoids
z-o-i-d-s 
z-o-i-d-s rock baby

Dance

I'll be your freakazoid, c'mon and wind me up
I'll be your freakazoid, c'mon and wind me up

Kick up your heels, baby relax your mind, 
Leave all your worries to me
Cause i am the one, to take care of you, 
And all of your physical needs
You see...

I'll be your freakazoid, c'mon and wind me up, no tears babe
I'll be your freakazoid, c'mon and wind me up

Shake your body like you just dont care
I said im ready to be a freakazoid, if you care
I said, shake your body like you just dont care
I said to, be a freakazoid if you dare
I said...

z-o-i-d-s
z-o-i-d-s, rock baby

So baby come here, let me satisfy you, i know just what you need
I never get tired, im rechargable, my senses are ready to please
You see..

I'll be your freakazoid, c'mon and wind me up, no tears babe
I'll be your freakazoid, c'mon and wind me up

I am now, in automission
Your every wish, is my command
Technique to the dance floor

We are, midnight star, we gonna show you how to do it, yes we are
We got frakazoid robots, at our guards, wont stop, wont stop, 
Rockin the floor...

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DJ Luke
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Midnight Star right here on Fresh 105, Vice City's number one radio 
station cause we got all the hottest joints and the reason why we 
number one cause we play all the shit, we play hip-hop, we play 
electro, we play the whole fuckin nine yards right here on the 
number one radio station in all of Vice City, Fresh 105. ---  I know
yall like this one right here Vice City, Fresh 105 we playin ALL the
hot joints, hey, you know what comes out at night huh, ain't nothing
but some freaks, some hoes, some shows, hey, Whodini.

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Freaks come out at night
Whodini
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The freaks come out at night
The freaks come out at night
The freaks come out at night
(the freaks come out)
The freaks come out at night

Discos don't open till after dark
And it ain't till twelve till the party really starts
And I always had to be home by ten
Right before the fun was about to begin
Crowds of people lined up inside and out
Just one reason, to rock the house
But in the day time the streets was clear
You couldn't find a good freak anywhere, 'cause

The freaks come out at night
The freaks come out at night
The freaks come out at night
(the freaks come out)
The freaks come out at night

Now when freaks get dressed to go out at night
They like to wear leather jackets, chains and spikes
They wear rips and zippers all in their shirts
Real tight pants and fresh mini skirts
All kinds of colors runnin' through their hair
And you could just about find a freak anywhere
But then again, you could know someone all their life
But might not know they're a freak unless you see them at night 
cause

The freaks come out at night
The freaks come out at night
The freaks come out at night
(the freaks come out)
The freaks come out at night

Now the party's jumpin', the place is packed
And when the crowd's like this, I'm ready to rap
But before I could bust a rhyme on the mic
Freaks are all over me like white on rice
Freaks come in all shapes, sizes and colors
But what I like about 'em most is that they're real good lovers
They do it in the park, they do it in the dark
But most freaks are known for breakin' hearts
You could never tell what a freak was thinkin' of
And you may never catch a freak without at least one glove
And they don't walk, when they step, they strut
And nine times out of ten they drive you nuts
But take my advice, you don't stand a chance
Freaks are so bad they got their own dance
So if you wanna live a nice quiet life
Do yourself a favor, don't come out at night, 'cause

The freaks come out at night
The freaks come out at night
The freaks come out at night
(the freaks come out)
The freaks come out at night

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DJ Luke
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Fresh 105, Vice City, your boy Luke.  Hey let me say this shit, 
ain't nothing but freaks around and all around vice city they just 
uh doing it in the park, they doing it in the dark. ---  I got 
something to say to all the other radio stations. It's my boy from 
New York City Afrika Bambaataa, Renegades of Funk, right here on 
Fresh 105 baby.

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