Grand Theft Auto
Liberty City Stories
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Lips 106 Script And Song Lyrics
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Copyright 2006 Michael "GroveStreetSeifer" Renick



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VERSION HISTORY
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Version 1.11 - Combined Imaging and DJ sections to make guide less broken up.
               Various spelling and grammar fixes.

Version 1.10 - Bought a new portable CD player. Project updated, resumed, and
               completed.

Version 1.00 - Project started. Scrapped after my stereo quit playing the CD-RW
               I had the radio stations burned on.



TABLE OF CONTENTS
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*NOTE* Use the Windows search function (Ctrl+F) to skip to specific songs or
commercials.

- Intro

- Lips 106 Script:

   Rudy La Fontaine - Funk In Time......................[MU01]
   Commercial 1.........................................[CO01]
   Sawarr - Love Is The Feeling.........................[MU02]
   Sunshine Shine - Mine Until Monday...................[MU03]
   Commercial 2.........................................[CO02]
   Commercial 3.........................................[CO03]
   Credit Check - Get Down..............................[MU04]
   Cool Timers - Tonight................................[MU05]
   Commercial 4.........................................[CO04]
   Nina Barry - Bassmatic...............................[MU06]
   Commercial 5.........................................[CO05]
   Commercial 6.........................................[CO06]
   The Jackstars - Into Something (C'mon Get Down)......[MU07]

- Contact Info

- Thanks



INTRO
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I'm surprised there isn't a script for all of the radio stations by now. Head
Radio and Lips 106 were my favorite radio stations back on GTA3, as every song
on each was original (and some were pretty hilarious to boot). I find the
stations on Vice City and San Andreas boring, as they are made up of songs I
can easily hear by turning on a regular radio.

In Liberty City Stories, they have thankfully kept both of these stations, and
even come up with all new songs for each. And since there are no scripts for
either one at this point, I have taken the task upon my own shoulders.

In here you'll find all DJ, Imaging, and commercial dialogue...as well as
lyrics to all of the songs. All of this was done by my own ear, and would not
have been possible without the MFAudio application (I knew of this trick way
back when GTA3 came out, but PRudoff has written an excellent guide for those
that are new to transferring GTA's radio stations to your computer). I've made
the commercials and songs the bookmarks for this script, as they are what
comprise a hefty portion of it.

Alright, that's about all I have to say. On to the script!



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**LIPS 106 SCRIPT**
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DJ Banter
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Male Imaging Voice:
Who needs a Top 40 countdown? Pop stations only have to play six songs! Lips
106.

Andee:
This is the Top Pop Show with Cliff, and me, Andee, on Lips 106!

Clif:
I've got a great voice, and I'm paid to crack the jokes!

Andee:
And I'm paid to laugh at them. Hehe!


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Rudy La Fontaine - Funk In Time [MU01]
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(chorus)
Funk in time, now
Get ready
Funk in time, now
I said get ready

Do you wanna know what the time is
Do you wanna find out where it's at
Have you got the time to funk it up now
What we gotta do is get this funk in time, yeah

(chorus)

Have you found out what the funky time is
Do you know the place where funk is at
What's that music playin' in your headphones
What we gotta do is get this funk in time, yeah

(chorus x2)

Now you got that funky rhythm in here
Let that DJ play the music loud
Lock the doors and don't come out 'til daybreak
What we gotta do is get this funk in time, yeah

(chorus)

Funk in time


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DJ Banter
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Cliff:
Rudy La Fontaine, Funk in Time, on Lips 106! Coming up next weekend Pop
Poppettes, we've got the Lips 106 slumber party hosted by...me!

Andee:
To win one for you and twenty of your best girlfriends, fill out an entry form
at any Cluckin' Bell. I'm so excited!

Cliff:
You should be! Lights out pillow fight! Oh, daddy, put it away...

Andee:
You're so grody, Cliff! Stop it!

Cliff:
Right now we've gotta take a break.


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Commercial 1 [CO01]
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Man:
Hey baby, what's up? Hey, lemme getcha a little somethin'. Hey bartender!
Couple beers, right here.

Woman:
You better gat that forty ounce malt liquor away from me! I need some real
romance!

Male Narrator:
Getting laid is never easy. But it just got a little easier...with Chatteau de
Buff. The continental, sophisticated, and oh so European way to get her
shit-faced and sorry in the morning.

Woman (tipsy):
Oohh, I feel like I'm in Europe. Got some cheese for this shit?

Male Narrator:
It's the perfect companion to the table or nightstand. Grab a bottle, smell the
cork, sniff the contents, and look instantly civilized. It's the wine that
merges sophistication and nuance with complex and satisfying results.

Woman (drunk):
Oohh, this wine's delicious! Let's go knock some boots!

Male Narrator:
Chatteau de Buff.


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Imaging
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Male Imaging Voice:
Just started your period?

Young Girl:
Mommy...!?

Male Imaging Voice:
So did the rest of our listeners! Lips 106.


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Sawarr - Love Is The Feeling [MU02]
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I don't apologize
If I'm not the same as a guy
You think I need (indistinct)
But I look just the same undressed

I've got my world and I'm learnin' to feel
Just as good as a man can give
We're not the same but I can change your mind
Sit down and we'll start to live

(chorus)
Love is the feelin'
It's the same
Different world
Love is the feelin'
It's the same
Different world

I used to play by the rules
Keep my reasons harsh when I should
I've had my chance to replay
All those times when I hid away

You look at me and you see what you think
But you don't even know me at all
Misunderstood but I've waited too long
To give up on the words, to fall

(chorus x2)

You and I, we're no different
When it somes to love
When it comes to love

You and I, we're no different
When it somes to love
When it comes to love

(chorus x2)


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DJ Banter
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Cliff:
Here on Lips we play Top 40, which means the most popular music! Hey, America
is a democracy, so popular equals best!

Andee:
That's right, Cliff.

Cliff:
Heh heh, thanks Andee. Thanks a lot... (pause) Nice top, by the way.
Uh...really tight. But aren't you a little...old to be wearing something like
that?

Andee:
Screw you, Cliff!

(pause as next song begins)

Cliff:
You're on Lips with me, Cliff Lane!

Andee:
And me, Andee!

Cliff:
Yeah, yeah...you, too. Half-wit old mutton dressed as a lamb,
cock-blocking Andee. I need a teen girl sidekick!

Male Imaging Voice:
Lips 106.

Cliff:
Bring it on, Sunshine Shine! Mine Until Monday on Lips 106.


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Sunshine Shine - Mine Until Monday [MU03]
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I saw you there, standing at the mall
Your beauty callin' me from afar
I walked right up, asked you to dance
Come on baby, you got me in a trance

Don't deny yourself some pleasure, girl
I wanna take ya to our little world
It feels so right, you know it can't be wrong
In and out all night long

I'm leavin' on Monday
I'm goin' out of town
We shouldn't waste any time
Are you gonna go down on me

(chorus)
Let's have some fun, girl
I wanna hit a home run, girl
You know we'll be together forever
Let's get down to lickin'
The clock's tickin'
Let's make the best of what we got
You're mine until Monday

There's a little girl
You know you should
Put your head down
No, it's all good

You know it's like
All this was right in front of your eyes
And we got to (indistinct)
For the rest of the night

I'm leavin' on Monday
I'm goin' out of town
We shouldn't waste any time
Are you gonna go down on me

(chorus)

I'm leavin' on Monday
I'm goin' out of town
We shouldn't waste any time
Are you gonna go down on me

(chorus)


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DJ Banter
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Cliff:
Listen to me for a second. I have to ask you. Who on earth is into boy
bands? Who buys that crap?

Andee:
I do!

Cliff:
Everyone knows pop music should be sung by hot little teenage girls in tight
clothes. Oohh. Don'tcha think, Andee?

Andee:
I don't know, Cliff. Sometimes guys can sing great, too.

Cliff:
Oh, stop creepin' me out!

Male Imaging Voice:
You're a teenager, so you're really important. We understand that. Now, it's
time for you to learn how to covet stuff with these messages from our sponsers.
Lips 106.


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Commercial 2 [CO02]
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Man 1:
Hey, Jack. You have a second?

Man 2:
Sure.

Man 1:
Take a look at these pictures of this hot little slut I downloaded from the
internet. Look at that funky treasure trail she's got goin' on! I'd follow that
baby all the way downtown, if you know what I'm talking about.

Man 2:
Oh my god...that's my daughter Karen!!!

Man 1:
Yeah!

Male Narrator:
The internet may appear new and fun...but it's really a porn highway to hell.
If your children want to get on the internet, don't let them. It's only a
matter of time before they get sucked into a vortex of shame, drugs, and
pornography from which they'll never recover. The internet...it's just not
worth it. This message brought to you by Citizens United Negating Technology
For Life And People's Safety.


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Imaging
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Male Imaging Voice:
106.


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Commercial 3 [CO03]
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Male Narrator:
The number one board game is now a fully liscenced video game! Vivisection's
Lab Rat Kart Racing! It's better than all those other liscenced kart racing
games because this time you don't die of boredom...you die of anthrax! Video
games and education meet in this incredible package as you race, chase, and
scream your way through a twisty course that bears a mark similarity to all the
other kart racing games we made.

Young Boy:
You won! Cool, you advance to the next level where you race on the same track
again!

Male Narrator:
Play Vivisection and Lab Rat Kart Racing today. Ages five and up. Rated T for
Terminal.


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Imaging
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Male Imaging Voice:
Lips 106.


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Credit Check - Get Down [MU04]
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Lyin' on the sand
I've been out when you're around
I saw you walkin' past
I saw you shake your ass
Boy, I like your style

I'm waitin' for someone
To take my breath away
I'm dreamin', dreamin'
That today's gonna be my day

(chorus)
Get down, get down
And give it to me
Get down and give it to me
Yeah, you're gonna get down, get down
And give it to me
Get down and give it to me
Give it to me

I know what I want
I know what I need
But do you
I look for instant satisfaction from the action
I'll more than pay my due

Can you show me
Somethin' I've never felt before
Be creative
Don't leave me wanting more

(chorus)

Get down, baby
Get down, babe

You gotta get down, baby
Get down babe

You gotta get down, baby
Get down babe

You gotta get down
Get down
Get down

Get Down (x8)

(chorus x3)


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DJ Banter
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Cliff:
Don't touch that radio! Don't even think illicit thoughts about touching it. I
was just lookin' at the uh...new Teen Sixteen magazine that just came out. So
many dreams that can never be realized, wow...mm...mn, mn...ah!

Andee:
Cliff...what are you doing!?

Cliff:
Uh...I'm just adjusting...something under the console here...sorry!

(Cliff clears throat as music stops)

Andee:
That was Credit Check with Get Down!

Cliff:
Now see, that's a great pop record!

Andee:
Why do you hate boy bands so much, Cliff?

Cliff:
A boy band...who wants a boy band? Get five young, nubile, adolescent girls so
tight fit and new and...get them foaming each other at a car wash in the
video...and tell me that's not entertainment at it's finest!

Male Imaging Voice:
Your parents grew up listing to rock n roll. Now they've got a mortgage and are
really boring.

(laughter, then screaming)

Male Imaging Voice:
It's your turn to get on the conveyor belt. Lips 106.

Cliff:
Get ready for Cool Timers. It's on now. This is Tonight on Lips 106.


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Cool Timers - Tonight [MU05]
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Say, say, say
would you mind tonight
Say, say, say
want to play or fight

Should I tie you up and make you love me
Give you what you want or make you beg me

Say, say, say
Would you mind tonight

(chorus)
Love me, leave me
Listen and please me
Over and over
Lust me, want me
Kiss me and tease me
Over and over

Say, say, say
What's your taste in love
Say, say, say
Like it good or rough

Should I tie you up and make you love me
Give you what you want or make you beg me

Say, say, say
Is your taste enough

(chorus x2)

Should I tie you up and make you love me
Give you what you want or make you beg me

Yum (x4)

I'll make you

(chorus x2)


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DJ Banter
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Cliff:
OK pop fans, you're on Lips 106. Get your Lips 106 tank tops...they're perfect
for teens. Plus Liberty City, I'll be telling you how to audition for the new
girl band I am gonna manage called Lost Innocence. So any potential starlettes
who wanna...lose their innocence...you know, maybe your body's going through
some changes you don't understand...ring me up!

Andee:
Let's take a break. Maybe Cliff needs a cold shower.

Cliff:
I...uh...was just thinkin' about the girl's softball team I used to coach.
Mmmm!


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Commercial 4 [CO04]
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Male 1:
Hey, is...is there a job where I can shoot someone or sexually molest them and
then...not get in trouble?

Female Narrator:
There sure is! Listen.

Male 2:
I'm power hungry, paunchy, and balding. How can I be a hero?

Female Narrator:
By shooting people for the state! Become one of Liberty City's finest and
you'll be a hero today! All it takes is two weeks training and a non-refundable
deposit for your uniform and bullets, and you're ready to enforce the law!
Finally get the respect you deserve as a member of the Liberty City Police
Department. You'll always be right, meet new members of your community, and
beat them senseless for getting on your nerves. Or beacause you're drunk!
Become the law.

Male 3:
I'm on a power-trip that lasts a lifetime!

Female Narrator:
At long last, you're a man! Don't let anybody tell you otherwise. Become one of
Liberty City's finest. Enroll today!


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DJ Banter
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Cliff:
More music, less talk. Especially from Andee. That's always been the Lips 106
way. And another young hottie coming up with her biggest hits.

Andee:
You are grody!

Cliff:
Get on, Nina Barry. Bassmatic!

Male Imaging Voice:
106.


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Nina Barry - Bassmatic [MU06]
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Tabloid generation
Anti-hero attitude
Locked into the system
Live your life by remote control

Yesrerday's a cliche
Shouldn't make a sound
Living life in the wrong part of town

(chorus)
A distant echo
City streets are clear tonight
Condition Red
City's full of fear tonight

Three gangs on the corner
Territorial dispute
Tryin' to smash the system
Living life one day at a time

Urban situations
Trouble on the ground
Nighttime curfews in the wrong part of town

(chorus)

Street cars light the night up
Sirens play a distant tune
People in the suburbs
Living life sheltered from the view

Nighttime's like a jungle
Shouldn't make a sound
Living life in the wrong part of town

(chorus x2)

Cop cars in the street now
Cover every avenue
People in the city
Living life is all they can do

That's the situation
In the city now
Living life in the wrong part of town


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DJ Banter
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Cliff:
Cliff Lane! and Andee, playin' the hits. Only on Lips 106 with me, Cliff!

Andee:
And me, heh. Andee!

Cliff:
She's here to laugh at the jokes, not to suck up and try to get my job. Anyway!
Let's just keep the pop poppin' and play another song.

Andee:
Can I please just say something?

Cliff:
Shut up, you witch! Shouldn't you be in an old folks home by now?

Andee:
I'm 26!

Cliff:
Exactly!

Andee:
I can't wait until I'm the only DJ on this station...


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Commercial 5 [CO05]
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Male Narrator:
Available now, it's Past-Master: Patriot Edition!

Male Voice:
Past-Master!

Young Boy:
Dad, see that icon? That's a Vietnamese village girl I'm dumping napalm on!

Man:
Boy, does that bring back memories!

Male Narrator:
These are games you can finally feel good about giving your kids! They act out
scenarios first, then Past-Master's patented sytsem shows them what really
happened! Your kid will learn to be a blood-thirsty hipocryte much quicker than
you thought possible!

Male Voice:
Past-Master!

Male Narrator:
Past-Master. The future of education about the past is right now!


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DJ Banter
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Cliff:
Lips 106, home of the hits and me! The hit-maker, Cliff Lane! We'll be right
back, don't go away, just wait there lonely and unsure, on the cusp of
experience.


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Commercial 6 [CO06]
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Man:
Joshua, what are you doing in here? Is that a nuclear bomb!? Where did you
learn how to make this!?

Young Boy:
I found out how on the internet! Ha! I'm finally gonna show that bitch teacher
Mrs. Henderson a thing or two about physics!

Male Narrator:
The internet may appear like it's full of information, but most of it's the
wrong kind of information. Like how to pick locks, steal calls from pay phones,
and suffocate classmates. Keep off the internet! This message brought to you by
Citizens United Negating Technology For Life And People's Safety.


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DJ Banter
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Male Imaging Voice:
Making sure American radio sounds aweful one record at a time. Pop music just
got worse. Lips 106.

Cliff:
And now The Jackstars with their latest, Into Something.

Male Imaging Voice:
106.


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The Jackstars - Into Something (C'mon Get Down) [MU07]
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C'mon get
C'mon get down
C'mon get
C'mon get down

You wanna come 'round
To the place that has big inspiration
Pick up the sound
Turn all it's got to information

Take a walk in the park
Fly on a plane
Touch down
Then we start again
Look at my heart
What'cha thinkin'

Give me all I ask for
And I'll give you much more

(chorus)
C'mon get down
Move your head, spin around
Get your knees on the ground
Cuz I know that you want this
Baby, let go
Baby, don't say no
At the stop sign, go
Cuz I know that you love this

Get down
C'mon get down

Hey, you wanna come down
I can tell you what the whistle's playin'
Usin' your head
Can you taste the sound of what you're sayin'

Take a walk in the park
Fly on a plane
Touch down
Then we start again
Look at my heart
What'cha thinkin'

Give me all I ask for
And I'll give you much more

(chorus x2)

Get down
C'mon get down
Get down
C'mon get down

C'mon get down (x3)

Give me all I ask for

(chorus x3)


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DJ Banter
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Cliff:
Lips 106. That band is great. And you can see them live! What would you do for
tickets? Call up Cliff and tell me! How many teen girls do you think I can fit
under this console?

Andee:
That was The Jackstars. Into Something!

Male Imaging Voice:
106.

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CONTACT INFO
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E-Mail - revivedexistence[at]aol[dot]com

*CONSTRUCTIVE* criticism, corrections, and submissions all welcomed. If you can
help with the few areas of the script marked (indistinct), I'd greatly
appreciate it. Please do not e-mail or instant message asking for me to send
you radio stations or certain songs. I'm not distributing copyrighted material,
and it would take too long to send with dial-up, anyway.



THANKS
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CJayC - for hosting GameFQs. I'd have no reason to write this otherwise.

Rockstar - for creating the Grand Theft Auto series. My favorite American game
           series.

MFAudio - for allowing me to keep the radio stations on my computer and not
          have to run back and forth from my game to the script.

OCRE - for filling in the area of Commercial 4 I wasn't able to figure out.