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Destroy All Humans! Walkthrough/Strategy Guide

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 				   DESTROY ALL HUMANS!
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                               Walkthrough/ Strategy guide
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                       Created by Luke Enoch for the DAH! Maniacs
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                                   Version 0.3833
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                                |    Created 7-1-05      |
				|  Last Updated 7-13-05  |
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TABLE OF CONTENTS
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I.	Summary

II.	Controls

III.	Characters

IV.	Weapons

IV 1/2.  Upgrades

V.	Main walkthrough

VI.	Side missions

VII.	Cheats

VII 1/2. Unlockables

VIII.	Glitches

IX.	Funny Human Quotes

X.	Probe locations

XI.	FAQ's

XII.	Game Credits

XIII.	Special thanks

XIV.	How to contact

XV.	Updates

XVI.	Legal stuff

XVII.	Outro

XVIII.	Version History (started 7-6-05)

IXX.    Destroy MORE Humans (DAH!2)



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I.	SUMMARY
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The game "Destroy all Humans!" is a kick-butt game that features things such as
blowing up cars, Hurling innocent people into the air, Destroying Anything and
Everything in your way, Manipulating humans, and eating brains.  From
destroying Cows on Turnipseed farm to annihilating National Monuments in
Capital City, This game has it all. If you are reading this because you rented
the game, go out and BUY the game.  It will keep you entertained for hours,
days,Weeks! In other words, this is an addicting game that you will love to
play.




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II.	CONTROLS
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  Crypto's controls
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Left analog stick- walk/run

Right analog stick- aim/ Move enemy while in PK

X button- Jump

X, X (hold)- jetpack

Circle button- holobob target

R1 button- Fire weapon

R2 button- Cycle available weapons

L1 Button (hold)- Activate abilities

        (While holding L1 and aimed to a target)
     X button- Cortex scan

      Triangle,  Triangle- Throw enemy

       Square button- move enemy closer to Crypto (while in PK)

         Circle button-  move enemy away from Crypto (while in PK)

        Circle button- Extract Brain stem

         Square button-  Hypno blast

Start button-  Pause game


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     Saucers Controls
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Left analog stick- Move Saucer

Right analog stick- Aim

R1 button-  Fire weapon

R2 button- Cycle weapons

Start Button- Pause game

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III.	CHARACTERS
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Cryptosporidium 137- (voiced by Grant Albrecht) the main character,
Cryptosporidium 137 (Mainly called Crypto), is the hero...Erm...Villain of the
game and you will always be controlling him or one of his clones.  His goals
are to find out what happened to Crypto 136 and to collect brain stems.



Orthopox- (voiced by Richard Horvitz- and yes he's the same guy who did the
voice for Invader Zim) Crypto's Boss, Orthopox, is the guy who assigns Crypto
missions.  His "understanding" of cows is somewhat helpful.  He also gives you
some wacky missions.  In one you have to race a group of cows!



Silhouette- (voiced by ----- Futterman [if we gave away the person's first name
it would spoil everything]) Not much is known about this person.  We do know
that this person is the head of majestic.  If you want to find out more about
this person, there is a certain majestic agent that if you scan his mind he
gives away a deep dark secret.



General Armquist- ( voiced by John Cygan) He's tough, he's mean, and he's OLD.
But don't let the wrinkles fool you, he's a general and he and his army are
trying to kick your butt.



President Huffman- (voiced by Andre Sogliozzo)The President in the game,
President Huffman, often blames alien actions on Communists & Communism.


Bert Wither- (voiced by Jim ward) The SMCBS radio guy, Bert Withers, is a
person that thoose Humans will listne to.  He is a very good speaker and
iff you can't find him, he likes to hide in Heavily guarded caves surrounded
by majestic agents, gun turrets, police officers, and electronic forcefields.



Mayor- (voiced by Jim Ward) The Mayor is the mayor of no particular town,
and the details that separate this mayor from any other are insignificant,
in short he is a popular figure that locals will listen to,
but holds no real power at all. It's always fun to holobob the mayor and
confuse the locals.




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IV.	WEAPONS
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     Crypto's weapons
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Zap-o-matic - The good thing about this weapon is it doesn't run out of ammo.
The bad thing is it isn't very strong. (Recommended for killing people, not
blowing up cars.)


Disintegrator ray- With the purchasing of the upgrades for this gun, it is a
deadly gun. Just in its current state it doesn't do much, but it is fun to use!


Ion Detonator- This weapon is good.  Better then good.  It launches an Ion Bomb
that either will explode after 10 seconds or explode when you press the L1
button.  It will Ionize any emeny within blast range.  be careful though,
it will also hurt crypto if it hits him.



Anal Probe- At full charge, it makes the head of a normal person explode. With
a weaker shot, it can't do much. Although try seeing what people say at
different power.


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     Saucer's weapons
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Death ray- It is basically the Zap-o-matic of the saucer power wise.  If you
need to destroy a whole bunch of cars or people use this weapon.  It is also
good for destroying buildings and tanks.


Abducto beam- Pretty much the only weapon you DON'T need. Good for destroying
tanks by abducting the tanks and throwing them very far.  It will throw a
person VERY, VERY, VERY FAR (across the entire level if your good enough at
winding up) Also good for destroying those annoying majestic cars.


Sonic boom-  This weapon shoots a concentrated shock wave of sound at it's
target.  It will send cars and Humans flying.  Most buildings will go down in 2
hits of the sonic boom.


Quantum Deconstructer- The ultimate Furon Weapon, the QUANTUM DECONSTRUCTOR,
fires a radioactive bomb that destroys ANY building in 1 hit.  Kills all Humans
and Destroys all cars.  The Quantum Deconstructor should be used with care, it
has very limited ammo.


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IV 1/2.  UPGRADES
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	Crypto's upgrades
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	Saucers Upgrades
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V.	Main Walkthrough
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          Level 1: Turnipseed Farm
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                  Mission 1: Destination Earth
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We are here to start playing this game so if you need help, read on.


 Start by walking towards the fence in front of you.  Once there press
Triangle and X at the same time and move forward.  Now you have to read the
minds of the Cows.  To do so target a cow, Hold L1 and press X.  You need to
cortex scan 2 cows (or one cow 2 times)  after that there is a cutscene with
Crypto talking to a cow (note: Cutscenes can be skipped by pressing either X or
Start) Once you've watched that, you have to kill the cows.  You can kill the
cows by using Phsychokenesis  (PK).  To use PK on a cow, target the cow, hold
L1 and then double tap Triangle.  Do this to every cow in the area.  Now there
is the first Human encounter! Whoop-de-diddle-de-plum! You have to kill the
farmer to move on.  Notice now you have a gun!  To shoot the gun, aim at a
target and press & hold R1.  When you are done you have to extract the farmer's
brain.  To extract the brain, target the dead farmer, hold L1, and rapidly tap
the Circle button.  Now there are 3 farmers you have to kill.  I have found
that the easiest way to do this is to kill the 2 on the left, extract their
brain stems, then kill the one on the right.  Now you have to kill the
policemen.  A good strategy for this is to line up so that one is in front of
the other and zap them.  You should get both of them at once.  Now you must get
into your saucer. To do so clear the landing area of enemies (kill the cops)
stand under the saucer and press X.  Once in the saucer, you must destroy the
houses.  To destroy the houses, aim your target at the house and rapidly tap R1
until the house collapses. After destroying the houses, there is a cutscene of
the military coming.  I recommend moving around a lot so you won't get hit with
the missiles.  Destroy the first tanks and then more will show up.  After you
destroy all the tanks, its mission complete.

        CONGRATULATIONS! YOU COMPLETED THE FIRST LEVEL



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	LEVEL 2: ROCKWELL
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		Mission 2: Earth Women are delicious!
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The key to this level is stealth.  Start by walking down the path in front of
you.  First thing you should do is holobob one of the people standing by the
car.  To holobob, target the person and press Circle.  Keep in mind holobobing
drains concentration, so remember to cortex scan people frequently.  After
aquiring a disguise, go into the fair.  After going in, cortex scan the man on
the right with the thought bubble over his head. After that keep heading right
and go around so you are on the opposite side of the giant tent as the entrance
is.  Scan the man working buy the ferris wheel.  Keep going around until you
get to a guy speaking to people on a stand.  Cortex scan him.  Now you have to
find Miss Rockwell.  Go inside the giant tent.  She is the one on the walkway.
Hypno blast her to come to your ship.  To hypno blast, target the enemy and
rapidly tap square.  When you get options of what to do, choose "walk to
saucer".  Follow her back to your saucer.  After the cutscene, enter your
saucer.  Now the fun begins.  You have to destroy every building in the
fairgrounds.  There are 13 buildings in all to destroy.  Some people get 12/13
but can't find the 13th.  They are forgetting about the ferris wheel.  After
destroying everything within the fairgrounds, You have completed the mission.



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LEVEL 2: ROCKWELL
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	Mission 3: Citizen Crypto
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First, cortex scan one of the glowing radioactive zombie cows.  Now you have to
kill the scientists.  The easiest way is to PK a cow into them.  It will
explode.  Now you should get a disguise so you wont be seen.  You now have 2:30
to get to the mayor.  That's plenty of time. Once you find the mayor, the
easiest way to holobob him without being caught is to Hypno blast the cop and
choose "distraction".  This should keep the cop and the mayor away from you.
Press L1 ONCE to get out of holobob. Now aim your target at the mayor and press
Circle.  Now you have to talk to the citizens.  For the first thing, choose
"pretend glowing is normal"  For the second thing choose "blame communism"  for
the third on choose "act patriotic".  Next choose "threaten communism".  Now
choose "Make empty promises".  The next thing you should choose is "blame cows"
after pretending that glowing is normal, threatening communists, acting
patriotic, blaming communism, making empty promises, and blaming those darn
radioactive exploding zombie cows, it's mission complete.



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LEVEL 3: SANTA MODESTA
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              MISSION 4: ALIEN POOL PARTY
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When you start, there will be cops walking down the hill.
Holobob one of them and then PK them.
Now there are 2 ways to do this first part, easy way or hard way.
The easy way is to go up the hill untill you get to the main street, 
take a left, and follow the pool party signs.  The hard way is to read the
minds of the people with the thought bubbles and then use the
map to find the mayor. either way, once you get to the pool party,
hypno blast the mayor and choose "Lead everyone from the party".
After the area is cleared, you have to bring the Santa Modesta police
force down to 50%.  The easiest way is to get out of holobob and fly up
on a roof and use your desinigrator ray to blow-up the cars.
You can also stay in disguise and PK the cars into each other
to blow them up.  Once you have them down to 50%, It's mission complete.



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LEVEL 3: SANTA MODESTA
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          MISSION 5: TELEVISIONS OF DOOM!
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You have to be Quick in this level.  Start by getting a holobob of the
nearest person to you.  Start running towards the car, Use PK immidiatly as
soon as you see the car.  Now keep PKing the car into the ground and into
buildings until it explodes.  Now get the suitcase.  Use your map to find
"Sleepy Earnst".  DO NOT KILL HIM YET.  Cortex scan him.  Now you need to
kill him.  Since you will have to destroy his car next, PK his car into the
tree so it explodes and kills Sleepy. It is a 2-for-1 deal that is fun
to do.  After killing Sleepy and destroying his car, you have to go to the
suburban area.  Use your map to get there.  Once there, you have to Bend the
antenna on the roof.  To do so use PK on the antenna until it bends.
You have 3:00 to bend all the antenna.  It is easiest if you stay on the
rooftops and jetpack from roof to roof. Once you bend all the "rabbit ears",
it's mission Complete.


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 LEVEL 3: SANTA MODESTA
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	 MISSION 6: ALIENS STOLE MY BRAIN STEM!
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The goal of this mission is to collect the overloaded brain stems and also
get Fresh DNA.  Go to the pink Blips on the radar.  When you get closer, you
will find some "surprises" wating for you.  First is the EMP mine.  The EMP
mine fires an electro-magnetic pulse that disables Crypto's weapons and his
jetpack.  Make sure to either stay away from theese or destroy them.  Start
by immidiatly getting a holobob of the person you first see.  when you get
to the first brain stem, use PK to destroy the EMP mines.  Now make sure
there isn't anybody watching you and loose the disguise.  Pick up the brain
stems and grab a disguise again.  You might want to be careful around the
majestic agents.  They Can take out Crypto's disguise.  If a Majestic Agent
is too close, Your disguise will pulse red.  Either Kill the majestic agent
with PK or stay away from them.  Now you will find a brain stem guarded by
a majestic agent.  Stay far away enough so that you keep your disguise and
use PK on the EMP mines.  Pk the mine Far away enough so it explodes in the
distance, Thereby distracting the Majestic agents and making them
investigate.  Keep Collecting Brain stems in that section of the level.
After you get that section, it's time to move on to the more heavily guarded
brain stems.  Keep in mind that some brain stems are in large boxes that
need to be broken to get to.  After you get 12 brain stems, you have to get
300 DNA worth of brain stems from humans.  Use Your anal probe if you need
to.  Once you get 300 DNA worth of Brain stems, It's mission complete.


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LEVEL 3: SANTA MODESTA
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	 MISSION 7: THIS ISLAND SUBURBIA
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The mission goals are to 1- Retreive info from the scientists. 2- Destroy
the Majestic operated Diner. 3- Destroy the Majestic Convoy and Army Patrol.
4- Catch a G-man and take his to the landing zone for interigation.
start the mission by First getting a holobob.  Now you have to get information
from the scientists.  To do so Cortex scan the scientists or kill them and
collect the discarded breifcases.  The first scientist is behind the diner
closest to you.  After you get him, the second scientist is either near
(or could be approaching) the diner inside an ice cream Truck.  You can
either Wait and cortex scan him or blow up the car and get the breifcase.
The third scientist is at Cassidy's Ice Cream parlor down the street some.
After getting the 3rd scientist, the 4th and final scientist will arrive soon
in an ice cream truck.  wait for him to get out and then cortex scan him.
Now The Destruction Begins.  You have to Destroy the Majestic operated Diners.
Get into your saucer and start Destroying the buildings on your radar.
Take note of the scientists that run away when you destroy the diner.
If you want to complete the mission, you got to kill them.  Just use your
death ray and it's goodbye scientists.  After destroying the diners and
killing the scientists, you move on to Destroying the majestic Convoy
and the Army patrol.  Mainly all you have to do is destroy the pink blips
on your radar.  The majestic agents are in ice cream trucks and there
are tanks hidden behind the trees.  After Destroying all of the things
you need to destroy, you need to catch a G-man (majestic agent) and take
him to the landing zone for interrogation.  There are 2 ways to do this,
Extremely hard and risky or Hard and risky.  The extremely hard way is to
get into your saucer and use abducto beam to catch the g-man.  The easier
way is to get close enough to the g-man to hypno blast him.  Hypno blast him
and choose "get ready for probing" .  After you Hypno blast him, Do not follow
the path he is taking.  Go the safest way, turn around and head around the
block.  Head towards the saucer and once you get there, wait for the g-man.
If he doesnt get there go back and look for him.  Make sure he is near the
saucer enough and you are untill the cutscene.  After the cutscene is
completed, it's mission complete.



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LEVEL 2: ROCKWELL
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	 MISSION 8: TEENAGE ZOMBIES FROM OUTER SPACE!
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The mission goals are as followed: 1- Go to the Drive-in.  2- Kill any
enemies at the drive-in.  3- Get the furon film  4- play the furon
film.  5- defend the projector.  to start exit the ruined fairgrounds and go
across the river.  When you first see a human, holobob them.  Keep going
until you get to the drive-in movie theater.  Once there, you have to kill
any and all enemies at the Drive-in.  there are 3 G-men overall.  After they
are dead, Get the Furon film.  It is heavily guarded and located inside the
army base behind the screen.  Make sure you are in holobob and then go to
where the film is.  Hypno blast a guard and choose "distraction"  This will
keep the guards distracted for a little bit.  Get out of holobob, grab the
film, and holobob a soldier.  Now once you get the film, you have to play
it.  Go back into the Drive-in and walk towards the projector.  There will
be a cutscene.  after the cutscene, you have to defend the projector.
to do so kill any majestic agents coming towards the projector.  The best
weapon to use is the disinigrator ray.  If you can't seem to kill them
without them killing you, use parked cars as weapons.  either use PK
on them and throw them into enemies or shoot them so they explode.
after alot of majestic agents getting whooped, it's mission complete.



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LEVEL 3: SANTA MODESTA
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	 MISSION 9: SOUTH BY SOUTHWEST
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This level is hard but fun at the same time.  Here are the mission goals:
Destroy 10 automobiles,  Cause Majestic $20,000 dollars worth of damage,
Investigate the motel area, and destroy the majestic base.  First, you have
to destroy 10 vehicles.  Notice now you have a new weapon, The Ion Detonator.
As a word of advice, do not use this new weapon yet.  You will need it later
and it has very limited ammo.  Destroy the cars using the Desinigrator Ray.
A few shots should destroy a car.  It is easiest to pile up cars using PK
and hit one of them.  The other cars will either be destroyed or severely
damaged.  Now you have to Cause the Majestic Organization $20,000 worth of
damage.  A good way to do this is to go into the parking lot where the
saucer is and PK a majestic car so it blocks the entrance.  Keep letting
the cars pile up until there are about 5.  Shoot 2 ion bombs into the middle
of the pile and that should take care of your problems.  Once causing major
damage, You have to investigate the hotel area.  Easy,  Just hop into your
saucer and head over to the pink blip on your radar.  Once there, You have
to destroy the majestic base.  Well, You have another new weapon, The sonic
boom.  Aim in between the buildings and 2 shots should level a building.
Don't forget that there are targets behind the buildings.  If Massive 
destruction where a crime (oh wait, it is) You'd be on death row.  Once 
completing that, it's mission complete.


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LEVEL 3: SANTA MODESTA
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	MISSION 10: FOREIGN CORRESPONDENT
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       -------WAIT FOR UPDATE----------



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LEVEL 3: SANTA MODESTA
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	MISSION 11: SUBURB OF THE DAMMED
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	------WAIT FOR UPDATE---------


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LEVEL 4: AREA 42
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	MISSION 12: WHATEVER HAPPENED TO CRYPTO-136?
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	-----WAIT FOR UPDATE----------



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VI.	SIDE MISSIONS
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Turnipseed Farm
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Mission 1- Armageddon! Reward- 200 DNA
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1-Destroy 13 buildings in 3:00 minutes
2-Destroy 13 buildings in ??? minutes
3-Destroy 13 buildings in ??? Minutes
4-Destroy 13 buildings in ??? minutes

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Mission 2- Rural Race.  Reward- 175 DNA
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1-Complete race in 2:00
2-complete race in ???
3-complete race in ???
4-complete race in ???
5-complete race in ???

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Mission 3- Turnipseed Terror. Reward- 150 DNA
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1-Collect 4 Brain Stems in 2:00
2-Collect ? brain stems in 2:00
3-collect ? brain stems in 2:00
4-collect ? brain stems in 2:00
5-collect ? brain stems in 2:00

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Mission 4- Farmland Fiasco- Reward: 200 DNA
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1- Kill 6 farmers in 1:30
2- Kill ? farmers in 1:30
3- Kill ? farmers in 1:30
4- Kill ? farmers in 1:30

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++


Rockwell
~^~^~^~^

Mission 1- Rockwell BBQ- Reward: 200 DNA
~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^
1-Destroy 6 cows in :30
2-Destroy ? cows in :30
3-Destroy ? cows in :30
4-Destroy ? cows in :30

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Mission 2- ARMAGEDDON!- reward: 200 DNA
~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^
1-Destroy The buildings in 3:00
2-Destroy the buildings in ?:??
3-Destroy the buildings in ?:??

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Mission 3- Rockwell Rampage- Reward: 200 DNA
~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^
1-Destroy 12 humans using only Zap-o-matic in 1:30
2-Destroy ?? humans using only zap-o-matic in 1:30
3-Destroy ?? humans using only zap-o-matic in 1:30
4-Destroy ?? humans using only zap-o-matic in 1:30
5-Destroy ?? humans using only zap-o-matic in 1:30

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Mission 4- Rockwell Race- Reward: 175 DNA
~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~
1- Complete race in 2:00
2- Complete race in ?:??
3- Complete race in ?:??
4- Complete race in ?:??
5- Complete race in ?:??

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++


Santa Modesta
~^~^~^~^~^~^~

Mission 1- Santa Prix- reward: 175 DNA
~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^
1- Complete race in 3:00
2- Complete race in ?:??
3- Complete race in ?:??
4- Complete race in ?:??
5- Complete race in ?:??

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Mission 2- Modesta Massacre- reward: 200 DNA
~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^
1- Destroy 12 female humans in 1:30
2- Destroy ?? female humans in 1:30
3- Destroy ?? female humans in 1:30
4- Destroy ?? female humans in 1:30
5- Destroy ?? female humans in 1:30





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      ----------
VII.	CHEATS
      ----------

Enter the following cheats while the game is paused:
~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~

Bulletproof Crypto- Hold L2 and press Square, Circle, left D-pad, left D-pad,
circle, and square.  An on-screen message will confirm correct entry

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Unlimited Ammo- Hold L2 and press Left D-Pad, Circle, R2, Right D-Pad, R1,
Square.  An on-screen message will confirm correct entry.

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Max Alert meter- Hold L2 and press Right D-pad, Square, R2, R1, Right D-pad,
R2. An on-screen message will confirm correct entry.

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Reset alert meter- Hold L2 and press R2, Right D-pad, R2, R1, Square, Right
D-pad.  An on-screen message will confirm correct entry.

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Unlimited mind power- Hold L2 and press R1, R2, Circle, Right D-pad, R2,
Circle.  An on-screen message will confirm correct entry.

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

(Enter while on the mothership)
 ~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^
More upgrades- Hold L2 and press Square, Circle, Left D-pad, Left D-pad,
Circle, Square (Same buttons for the "Bulletproof Crypto" cheat but different
effect) an on-screen message will confirm correct entry.

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

(Enter while on the Mothership)
 ~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^
2000 extra DNA- Hold L2 and press R1, R1, R2, R2, Left D-pad, Right D-pad, Left
D-pad, Right D-pad, R2, R1.  An on-screen message will confirm correct entry.


++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Action Replay MAX Codes- You must have an Action Replay MAX to use theese. 
~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^
(M) 
39Q0-Y7BM-DNGF1
K191-AM1R-0NMEV

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Infinite Concentration 
6QRV-XMQZ-PEFGF
NPVU-5T90-U75UW
M3WB-VE43-5Z4E1
XX52-0EDU-GWFNG
29C3-CQ1H-M4P0R
55PY-YPDT-H1X3U
QQZY-49A0-CJHNW

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Infinite Zap-O-Matic Power 
GZY2-52A8-BVNJE
TF6E-X3VH-41G8H
EEB5-NA1C-KGMPY

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Infinite Saucer Death Ray 
7B94-ZM1C-1MZVZ
GJ5C-PJ59-WK2J7

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Infinite Disintegrator Ray 
R4EX-F8TZ-RT1CG
4YPE-03AC-32QKP

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Infinite Ion Detonator Ammo 
G4RM-JWJG-4G95J
6X38-RY0Y-PA6B7

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Infinite Sonic Boom And Quantum Deconstructor 
9C5B-GPPW-12K24
QGDK-KUHU-7WAPZ

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Collect Or Spend DNA for 9984 DNA 
MF6B-A7BP-KYH5K
0HM1-K07R-75VTW

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Infinite Jetpack Use 
W576-U6NJ-DTFVX
CUM0-1XK7-C98HG


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        --------------
VII 1/2.  UNLOCKABLES
        --------------

 B-Movie Theater
 ~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~

  CHEAT                                   HOW TO UNLOCK
~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^
 
 Pandemic Logo                     Unlocked at beginning of game
 Credits			   Unlocked at beginning of game
 Intro                             Unlocked at beginning of game
 Furon Down!                       complete Furon Down!
 Outro Movie                       complete attack of the 50ft president
 Teenagers from Outer Space        complete attack of the 50ft president
 Plan 9 from outer space	   complete Teenage Zombies from outer space

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

 Furonigami
 ~^~^~^~^~^

  CHEAT					 HOW TO UNLOCK
~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^
 
 Intro Movie Animatic		   Unlocked at beginning of game
 Outro Movie Animatic		   Complete Attack of the 50ft president
 evolution of an alien		   Collect all alien probes in turnipseed farm
 Blue Book: Saucer Blueprints      collect all alien probes in rockwell
 Art of the Furon		   collect all alien probes in Santa Modesta
 Face of the enemy		   collect all alien probes in area-42
 Pathetic Humans!		   collect all alien probes in union town
 The concept Barnyard 		   collect all alien probes in capitol City


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     ----------
VIII. GLITCHES 
     ----------

If you manage to get that high from the jetpack, you can stand on top of
saucer ammo by flying up and landing on top of it. 

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 

another glitch is there will be random explosions just out of nowhere.

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

When under majestic alert, if you stay hidden and then come out sometimes there
is a party of majestic agents looking for you in an isolated location.

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

If you are in a farm feild away form a road, and you are under police alert,
the police cars will just drive in out of nowhere and are in the cornfeild.

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

There are random places in the grass outside the mission area in Capitol
City where if you walk over it, you fall through and land in water.

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      ----------------
IX.	FUNNY QUOTES
      ----------------

   WHO SAID IT             WHAT DID THEY SAY
~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^
(police officer)        "Bill of rights? ha. I'm Bill and I'm RIGHT"

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

(Orthopox)          "GO get those Men In... Really really dark Brown"

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

(ROBOT)                "Sarah Connor?"

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

(Crackpot)         "Oh my god. I'm having an internal monolauge about an 
                              internal monolauge"

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

(Man)                 " I've got to keep up with the Jones's.  If only i
                                    could remeber who the jones's are."

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

(Food delivery Man)    "it sure is weird. Bert withers all holed up in a
                     slimy cave.  There must be a funny story behind that"

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

(police man)          "man am I crooked. I just roughed up an old lady
                                           for jaywalking"

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

(Crypto)		"Don't get mad, get sadistic."




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      -------------------
X.	PROBE LOCATIONS 
      -------------------

Turnipseed Farm (25 probes)
~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~
1-
2-
3-
4-
5-
6-
7-
8-
9-
10-
11-
12-
13-
14-
15-
16-
17-
18-
19-
20-
21-
22-
23-
24-
25-

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Rockwell (30 probes)
~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^
1-
2-
3-
4-
5-
6-
7-
8-
9-
10-
11-
12-
13-
14-
15-
16-
17-
18-
19-
20-
21-
22-
23-
24-
25-
26-
27-
28-
29-
30-

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Santa Modesta (50 probes)
~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^
1-
2-
3-
4-
5-
6-
7-
8-
9-
10-
11-
12-
13-
14-
15-
16-
17-
18-
19-
20-
21-
22-
23-
24-
25-
26-
27-
28-
29-
30-
31-
32-
33-
34-
35-
36-
37-
38-
39-
40-
41-
42-
43-
44-
45-
46-
47-
48-
49-
50-

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Area 42 (24 probes)
~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^
1-
2-
3-
4-
5-
6-
7-
8-
9-
10-
11-
12-
13-
14-
15-
16-
17-
18-
19-
20-
21-
22-
23-
24-

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   --------
XI.  FAQS 
   --------

Q: How do I pick up Cars using PK?- 
A: you have to upgrade your PK by going to Pox's lab and buying an upgrade.
 The upgrade is available after the mission "Alien Pool Party" is completed.

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Q: Have you beaten the game yet?-
A: 4 times so far.

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Q: Is the guy who voices Pox the same guy who voiced invader Zim?
A: yes, yes, and yes.  They are the same person.

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Q: How do I beat Level ~~~~~or complete mission ~~~~
A: I refuse to answer any questions such as these because they will be
in the walkthrough.

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Q: Can I use this walkthrough on my site?
A: yes, you can. Just e-mail me with permission and make sure you mention that
it is created by me.  Do not change the guide at all.

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Q: Do the left analog stick and the d-pad serve as the same functions?
A: The D-pad can be used to navigate the menu while the left analog stick
can be used to move Crypto.



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    --------------
XII. GAME CREDITS 
    --------------
 
  Voices
  ~^~^~^

Crypto- Grant Albrecht

Orhtopox- Richard Horvitz

Silhouette- Nikka Futterman

General Armquist- John Cygan

President Huffman- Andre Sogliuzzo

Bert Wither- Jim Ward

Mayor- Jim Ward

Narrator- Bill Farmer

cop 1- Fred Tatasciore

cop 2- John Cygan

police radio- Tom Abernathy

Soldier 1- Keith Ferguson

Soldeir 2- Steve Blum

G-man 1- Grant Albrecht

G-man 2- Bob Joles

Scientist 1- Bob Joles

Scientist 2- Keith Ferguson

Psi G-man- Steve Blum

Power Suit Soldier-  Jim Ward

Air force General- Brad Abrell

Navy Admiral- Fred Tatasciore

Farmer- Andre Sogliuzzo

Farmer's wife- Erin Fitzgerald

Rural Male- Bill Farmer

Rural Female- Kate Higgins

Fair worker- Dwight Schultz

Rural Crazy- Susanne Blakeslee

Shark Leader- Douglas Carrigan

suburban male 1- Brad Abrell

Suburban male 2-Keith Ferguson

suburban female- Paula Tiso

Suburban Crazy- Richard Horvitz

Worker 1- Brad Abrell

worker 2- Jim Ward

Urban Male- Grant Albrecht

Urban Female- Salli Saffioti

Urban Crazy- Grant Albrecht

Chicken- Dee Baxter

Cow (moo?)- Dee Baxter

Male Vocalizations- Fred Tatasciore

Female Vocalizations- Paula Tiso



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     ----------------
XIII. SPECIAL THANKS
     ----------------

 Special thanks go out to the following people:
 ~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^


My dad- He was the one who wanted to get the game in the first place.

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

My neighbors and every1 at my garage sale- Without them I couldn't have got
enough money for the game.

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Michael Jordan- for being retired so I wouldn't watch one of his games instead
of write this guide.

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

BradyGAMES- for making a Kick-butt strategy guide that helped me so much

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Nick Morgan-  for Making the title art 

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Ian Corry- for Submitting some glitches

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Everyone who read this guide-  If it wasn't for you people,  This would never
be here.  Thanks you so much DAH! fans and players.


________________________________________________________________________
    -----------------
XIV. HOW TO CONTACT
    -----------------

To  Contact me e-mail me at: 

                  [email protected]
                  ~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Contact me especially if you have:
~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^

questions

desire to give me lots of cash

more cheats

suggestions (NO COMPLAINTS)

Funny Quotes (under 5 not accepted)

Things i need to Fix

Upgrades list

Glitches

A very specific summary of probe locations

_______________________________________________________________________

   ---------
XV. UPDATES
   ---------

7-2-05:  Got some updated stuff in the cheats. Corrected small spelling errors.
Updated Credits.  Added a mission.

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

7-3-05: Fixed small Spelling errors.  Fixed Margins. Added A mission.  Added
some glitches.  Added Quotes.  Added side missions.

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

7-5-05: added side missions. updated weapons.  Updated characters.

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

7-6-05: added a mission.  Fixed Margins and numbering.  Fixed version number.
Updated Legal stuff. Added Outro. Added Upgrades and unlockables.  Added 
Version History.

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

7-7-05: added a mission.  Updated Probe locations.  Updated contact info.
updated Quotes.  Updated side missions.

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

7-12-05: Updated Probe locations.  Fixed small spelling errors.
updated glitches.  Updated legal stuff.  Added a mission

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

7-13-05:  fixed minor errors.  added a mission.  Updated FAQs.  Updated side
missions.  Updated margins and bordering


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    -------------
XVI. Legal stuff
    -------------

 This guide is copyright 2005 Luke Enoch

(this guide was the first Playstation 2 exclusive guide on Gamefaqs.com)

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

It may be used by the following sites:
~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^w
www.gamefaqs.com
www.gamewinners.com
www.cheatcc.com
www.gamespot.com
www.neoseeker.com
www.supercheater.com



______________________________________________________________________
     --------
XVII. OUTRO
     --------

	Well, that's my guide.  It may not be complete yet, but I'm working
on it.  If you have any questions e-mail me at [email protected].
If you liked the game "Destroy ALL HUMANS!" and would recommend it to a
friend, then go find a friend and start that recommending.
As some backround info, this is my first online published guide.  I once
attempted writing a guide for a game along time ago, but i lacked the
Typing skills to get anything done.  I may be a slow typer, But it pays off.
If you liked this game, i reccomend seing the following movies:
"War of the Worlds", "Plan 9 from outer space", "Mars Attacks",
and "Signs".


Goodbye everyone and look forward to my next guide!

		-Luke Enoch



_____________________________________________________________________

      -------------------
XVIII. VERSION HISTORY
      -------------------

 VERSION              DATE         
~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^
  0.332              7-6-05  
  0.335		     7-7-05
  0.339		     7-7-05
  0.352		     7-7-05
  0.368		     7-12-05
  0.375		     7-12-05
  0.3833	     7-13-05

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    ------------------------------
IXX. Destroy MORE Humans! (DAH!2)
    ------------------------------

	I have heard Rumors about a Destroy all Humans! 2.  I have heard
It will be called "Destroy MORE Humans!".  This is only a rumor.  No official
information or dates have been released from THQ.  If and when it comes out,
I will be buying it and writing a walkthrough.  I still have no idea over
wether or not there will be a sequal.  We will have to wait and find out.


+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

If You have ANY information regarding the release of DAH!2 and an official
source please e-mail me and i will keep this section updated.


               -Luke Enoch

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