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** 1. - FAQ Information **
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Game: The Curse of Monkey Island
Platform: DOS/Windows (PC)
Genre: Adventure (Point n' Click)
Author: TimmyTheRabidTurtle (Celebraug)
E-Mail Address: [email protected]
AIM Username: GodZeroRule
MSN Messenger: [email protected]
Yahoo Messenger: walls_of_jericho2002
Last Updated: Saturday, 10th January 2004
Date Created: Thursday, 26th December 2002
Current Version: Version 1.22
FAQ Size (.txt format): 145Kb
Guide Type: FAQ/Walkthrough
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** 2. - Table of Contents **
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1. - FAQ Information
2. - Table of Contents
3. - Version History
4. - Characters
5. - The Curse of Monkey Island Walkthrough
6. - Mega Monkey Mode Walkthrough
7. - Frequently Asked Questions
8. - Insult Sword Fighting
9. - Items List
10. - Song Lyrics
11. - Outro
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** 3. - Version History **
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Version 1.22 � Changed the items list to include two sections. One has what
Guybrush says, the other has the description as inputted by me.
Version 1.14 - Uh-huh...
Version 1.13 - Changed the section dividers slightly.
Version 1.11 - Changed some format problems thanks to a few critiques I have
received over the past while...
- Added a little bit of In-Depth writing to the Sword Fighting
Section.
- Revised the previously mention Sword Fighting Section.
Version 1.09 - Edits on grammar and the like. Went slightly more in-depth in
some places.
- Fixed the ToC
- Fixed the part dividers in the walkthrough.
Version 1.07 - Finished the Items List.
Version 1.03 - Finished the easy mode walkthrough.
- Added the Items List section. Up to the middle of Part Four done
so far.
Version 0.92 - Changed the Character Bios from two sections to one.
- Completely Finished FAQ Section.
- Changed section dividers.
Version 0.88 - Added the song lyrics section. It's just about finished. Started
work on the second walkthrough.
- Changed the format from 69 characters per line to 79.
Version 0.82 - Added a little more detail to the Sword Fighting section.
- Did the first part of the Frequently Asked Questions section.
- Put the remaining characters into the 'Other Characters'
section.
- Added the list of cannons to the Sword-Fighting section.
Version 0.76 - Completed the Sword Fighting section.
- Added one or two more characters.
Version 0.7 - FAQ Created.
- Added FAQ Information.
- Added FAQ Contents.
- Added Version History.
- Added Main Characters.
- Added Other Characters, though it is incomplete.
- Added Mega Monkey Mode Walkthrough.
- Added the Game Review
- Added Thanks.
- Added E-Mail Policy.
- Added Copyright Information.
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** 4. - Characters **
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I - Guybrush Threepwood
II - LeChuck
III - Elaine Marley
IV - Wally
V - Murray
VI - Haggis McMutton
VII - Edward van Helgan
VIII - Cutthroat Bill
IX - Mr. Fossey & LeChimp
X - Captain Blondebeard
XI - Captain Rottingham
XII - Griswold Goodsoup
XIII - Mort
XIV - Stan
*** I - Guybrush Threepwood ***
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Guybrush Threepwood, the Mightiest Pirate in the Caribbean, is the hero of the
Monkey Island series and returns in this, the third game. Guybrush is a tall,
thin, blonde-coloured-ponytail bearing pirate. He is pretty smart, and his
newly announced fianc� is the governor of Melee Island, Elaine Marley (as of
this game). He is the enemy of LeChuck, the undead pirate, because he is going
out with Elaine Marley, the woman whom he has an ahem... crush... on.
Guybrush's pet monkey is named Timmy.
*** II - LeChuck: ***
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LeChuck, the undead demon is in love with Guybrush's fianc�e, Elaine Marley. As
you discovered before, LeChuck was still in love with Elaine while he was
alive, but still she hated him. He tried to sail to Monkey Island to find the
secret of it, but a typhoon quickly blew up and destroyed his ship. He was
saved by some friendly sharks and landed on Blood Island to return to seeking
Elaine's hand in marriage. So far, it has failed, as you may know. LeChuck has
just the coolest voice actor...
*** III - Elaine Marley ***
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Elaine, Mr. Threepwood's wife-to-be, finally gets a voice here. She is the
governor of Melee Island, and is the victim of LeChuck's foul attempt to win
her hand in marriage. She has dark-brown hair and wears rather large golden
earrings. She is used to be quite posh (but she sounds like a scanger now :/),
and her grandfather was the legendary H.T. Marley. She lives in the governor's
mansion on Melee Island, probably now along with Guybrush.
*** IV - Wally ***
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Wally is a man new to the pirate way of life. He recently joined LeChuck's
army, although he is undead. He has also taken the new alias, Bloodnose the
Pirate, and he wears a plastic hook and wooden leg to improve his pirate image.
He has had a pirate beard (created from the actual back and chest hair of real
pirates) implanted into his ear hair and he is hoping it will take root so he
can look a bit more authentic as a pirate.
*** V - Murray ***
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Murray the evil demonic skull is introduced in The Curse of Monkey Island. He
is a skull, which has been separated, from his body by Guybrush at the start of
MI3. He is forever creating new plans for world domination and to enslave the
world. Of course, due to the fact that he has no limbs or even a body, this
task is much harder for him. He considers Guybrush as a pawn in his rise to the
top of his ladder.
*** VI - Haggis McMutton ***
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Haggis, from the clan McMutton, is obviously a Scottish-born pirate-barber. He
wears a kilt and knee high socks, sports a red coloured haircut and is quite
large, and bulky with strong build. He joins Guybrush's crew in the Curse of
Monkey Island after Guybrush beats him in the art of caber tossing. He is also
a real traditionalist. He works in the barbershop on Plunder Island named
'Barbery Coast'. He can get a bit over excited sometimes when something bad
happens (Remember Captain Rottingham ^_^).
*** VII - Edward van Helgan ***
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Edward Van Helgan is the spitting image of legendary rock/metal guitarist
Edward Van Halen. He plays the (electric?) banjo and is a man of honour. He is
darker than the other crewmembers with a pointy black beard and dark skin.
Guybrush won him over to his crew by proving he was a real pirate and shooting
his banjo during a banjo duel. He also works with Haggis in the Barber Shop. He
joined the barbershop in an attempt to start a barbershop quartet.
*** VIII - Cutthroat Bill ***
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Cutthroat Bill the pirate is short and wide in build. He has a peg leg and is
bald with a black goatee. To recruit him to Guybrush's crew, Guybrush had to
find some real treasure to persuade him, namely a gold tooth. He has a rough,
boring and drawling voice but he doesn't put it to much use, as he speaks
little. He also works, along with Haggis and Van Helgan, in the Barbers shop in
Puerto Pollo. Guybrush put his life in jeopardy by making him choke on a
jawbreaker. Luckily, he then erased his mistake by ejecting it.
*** IX - Mr. Fossey & LeChimp ***
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Mr. Fossey and LeChimp are the First Mate and Captain (respectively) of the
vessel, The Sea Cucumber. Their whole crew is a bunch of trained monkeys, and
they were the pirates that stole the solid gold statue of Elaine in this game.
They buried it in the Puerto Pollo town hall. They order a lot of chicken from
Captain Blondebeard's chicken restaurant. Most people think Mr. Fossey is just
mentally crazy.
*** X - Captain Blondebeard ***
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Captain Blondebeard is a long-bearded pirate who owns the chicken restaurant in
Puerto Pollo. He is mortally afraid of the seven-foot high chicken monster 'El
Pollo Diablo' who let all his chickens loose and is apparently trying to kill
him too. Blondebeard's chickens can be seen roaming the wilds of Plunder
Island. He will never let anyone into his restaurant without a reservation slip
and he is very proud of his chicken meals.
*** XI - Captain Ren� Rottingham ***
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Captain Rottingham is a pirate with a French accent :). He was the guy who took
Guybrush's map to Blood Island with him, which Guybrush had to recover. He was
a bit grossed out by the fact that it was a tattoo, though... Anyway, Ren� is
pretty arrogant, and now sports a bald head after Haggis got a bit out of
control and cut it all off with a sword... Also, he has a pretty fancy ship,
and seems to be the master of the insult sword fighting activity.
*** XII - Griswold Goodsoup ***
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Griswold Goodsoup is one of the few remaining Goodsoups left in the Caribbean.
His hotel on Blood Island used to be one of the most visited in the Caribbean,
possibly because of the volcano nearby. Every night, the volcano erupted and
the Goodsoups cooked food over the lava. When Guybrush first came to Blood
Island, Griswold had a huge hangover, which Guybrush helped him get over.
He deploys a lot of his mind to family history, and is quite proud of his
heritage. His aunt, Minnie Goodsoup, was engaged to marry LeChuck, but LeChuck
stole the huge diamond ring from the engagement band and sold it to smugglers
on Skull Island. That is the diamond that Guybrush is looking for.
*** XIII - Mort ***
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Mort is the Blood Island graveyard caretaker. He is the person who digs the
graves and carves the headstones. He also puts the dead in coffins and into
crypts if need be. He owns a blind dog, which usually rests in his coffin-like
doghouse outside his shack of a home. He gets scared easily. Mort is good
friends with Griswold Goodsoup from the hotel. He is pretty poor, and he wears
shabby clothes. Mort is also bald, and reads books in bed in his shack for most
of the day.
*** XIV - Stan ***
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Stan, the wacky businessman, makes another appearance in MI3. This time he has
decided to work as a life insurance salesman. His policy is simple: "When you
die, whoever holds that policy gets a LOT of money." Guybrush set him free from
a coffin even though he also locked him in there before in a previous game.
While locked in that coffin, he somehow made up laminated business cards O_o.
He's pretty energetic too... seems to move his arms an awful lot...
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** 5. - The Curse of Monkey Island Walkthrough **
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Most people play this mode first, which is the normal mode and easier than the
Mega Monkey Mode.
Parts of this Walkthrough:
� Prologue
� Part One - The Demise of LeChuck
� Part Two - The Curse Gets Worse
� Part Three - Three Sheets to the Wind
� Part Four - The Bartender, The Thieves, His Aunt and Her Lover
� Part Five - The Kiss of the Spider Monkey
� Part Six - Guybrush Kicks Butt Once Again
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** Prologue **
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Guybrush floats in the middle of the Caribbean Sea in a dodgem car. He writes a
diary and recalls his adventures previous to this happening. He tells of all
life as a pirate and of his lovely wife Elaine. He wishes for food and drink,
but he is too wrapped up in his writing to notice there are some floating by
^_^. He floats into a sea-battle between the zombie ghost pirate LeChuck and
Elaine Marley. LeChuck spots Guybrush and brings him aboard his ship.
Note: I wrote this walkthrough from the same sheets as the hard mode one, just
edited slightly cutting out the parts not needed. Both walkthroughs might be
kinda the same in wording.
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** Part One - The Demise of LeChuck **
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You will wake up and find yourself lying on the floor in LeChuck's ship. A
small pirate is there, but when you go near, he draws a pistol and points it at
you. Talk to him. You will find out he is Bloodnose the pirate, but he was
Wally before. Wally, you first met in MI2 in LeChuck's dungeon. Talk to Wally
and insult him about how bad a pirate he is. When the option of "Snap out of it
Wally!" becomes available, say it twice. After, "You're a failure of a
pirate..." When he breaks down and starts crying, pick up the plastic hook he
dropped. Pick up the rod in the back. Put the plastic hook on the rod. Look out
the porthole.
Pick up the skeleton arm via the rod you have with you, and you will receive a
cutlass (sword). Talk to Murray for a while for no reason, mainly because he's
funny. Return to the hold. Use the cutlass with the cannon restraint rope. Fire
the cannon.
Cut-Scene: LeChuck grins at his evil-ness when he holds the Voodoo cannon ball
in his hands. Elaine looks on in horror as the ship capsizes and floats onto
its underside.
Guybrush wakes up in LeChuck's treasure hold. Pick up the brown bag of wooden
nickels next to the portrait. Pick up the diamond ring beneath it. Use the
diamond ring with the porthole.
Cut-Scene: Guybrush floats to the top of the ship and eventually makes it
towards shore. He finds Elaine and talks to her, eventually proposing to her
with the ring he found in the hold. Soon afterwards, Wally walks by. He
mentions how Elaine's ring looks oddly like the cursed ring LeChuck had in his
hold. Elaine gets mad and swings back to hit Guybrush. Before she can connect,
however, she turns into solid gold.
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** Part Two - The Curse Gets Worse **
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Guybrush freaks out. Leave the beach and go to the world map. Go to the ship in
the swamp. Talk to Murray for a bit more and then go into the ship. Pick up the
voodoo pin on the paper doll. Use one of the wooden nickels in the candy
machine nearby and pick up the back of gum you receive. Pull the alligator's
tongue.
The voodoo lady from the previous Monkey Island games appears and Guybrush will
recognize her. Speak to her about Elaine. When she asks where Guybrush has
hidden Elaine, Guybrush runs off in an attempt to find her. He arrives to
discover a pirate ship has just stolen Elaine and is sailing away. He returns
to the swamp to receive more help on the matter. Talk to the voodoo lady about
whatever you want. Actually, talk about everything really, just to get a grasp
on the whole point of the game and why you're going on this crazy adventure.
You will find that you must travel to find a ring of greater value than the one
placed on Elaine to break the curse. The Voodoo Lady speaks of one on Blood
Island, and this is where you'll go. Before leaving, however, you must find a
map to Blood Island, a vessel to travel in and three crewmembers able to man
the ship. When you're done talking to the Lady, go to Puerto Pollo.
Walk to the town hall and go in the side door. Pick up the dandruff on the
coat. Open the pocket of the coat and pick up the glove. Pick up the magic wand
and use it with the magic hat for some on-screen entertainment. Pick up the
book that appears and then leave. Go to the docks/quay at the bottom of the
screen. Go in the door below the sign that says 'Barbery Coast'. When Guybrush
is done blurting out everything about his quest. You will notice that the red
haired pirate lifts and places down a comb while cutting the French pirate's
hair. When he puts it down, quickly put the lice on it. Haggis will think
Rottingham has been infected with the 'Hair Demons' and will get rash, cut off
all the pirate's hair. Ask Haggis for a haircut.
When you're sitting down on the Barber's chair, use the handle at the
side once. Pick up the paperweight on the table. When Haggis goes to find a new
one, use the handle on the side again three times. Pick up the scissors that's
stuck in the roof and lower yourself again. Haggis will return and say how he
will have to do Guybrush's haircut from memory, so Guybrush will pretend you
have another appointment and leave. Use the glove with the tall pirate in the
left corner and challenge him to a duel. Go to the field of honour.
Close the middle pistol box. Open the banjo case behind.
Mini-Game. The point of the game is to match whatever Edward Van Helgan does
with his banjo. You will notice that he plucks a string at the end of every
riff/melody/banjo-playing. Remember these and try to match him when the time
comes.
After the third attempt at trying to beat you, he will start playing an
electric guitar solo, and Guybrush confers that he will never beat him and
drops his banjo. Go to the gun pile and pick up a pistol. Shoot the duelling
banjo in Ed's hand. Van Helgan will say that the shot was pirate-like in
lowness, and then will join your crew. Leave the barbershop and go to the left
side of town. Use the scissors with the undergrowth beside the Lemonade stand.
Pick up the flower and use the scissors once more. Continue along the path.
When you reach the snake crossing, walk by it. You will be eaten by
the snake and will be left alive inside its body until you digest. Pick up the
Faberge Egg and vacuum cleaner attachments. Pick up the Lot's O Stuff also.
Look in your inventory and use the Ipecac flower with the jug of syrup. Use the
Ipecac syrup with the snake's head. The snake will throw up and you will find
yourself in a quicksand pit >_<.
Pick up a thorn from the thorny plant. Pick up the reed from the side. Use the
thorn with the hollow reed in your inventory. Use the helium balloon with the
paperweight. Blow the balloon and it will go in place next to a tree. Use the
peashooter with the balloon and heave yourself free. You will make your way to
Danjer Cover. Leave Danjer Cove for the moment and return to Puerto Pollo. Go
to the shop before the bridge. Enter. Give Blondebeard your reservation slip
and go over to the quiet patron. Push the quiet patron and you will find he is
a Grim-Fandango-like skeleton (Excellent game, if I do say so myself :D).
Blondebeard will mention that he complained about his chicken :/. Anyways, pick
up the club card in the ribcage of the chicken. Pick up the serrated knife out
of the back of the patron. Leave Puerto Pollo and go to the beach.
Show the club card to the Cabana Boy. Pick up three towels from the pile
and dip them in the ice bucket. Use one of the towels with the cabana boy. Pick
up the bottle of cooking oil and go onto the beach. Use the three towels with
the hot sand and walk across them. Pick up the mug off the sunbather. Open the
gate and leave Brimstone Beach.
Go to Puerto Pollo and to the lemonade stand. Switch the mug with the mug on
the stand. Ask for some lemonade and you will find that the mug Kenny used
before was bottomless... Anyway, he will run off when you drink the lemonade.
Pick up the jug and dip it in the dye vats. Walk to the far side of town and go
beneath the arch. Walk behind the grassy knoll. Use the bread knife to cut the
sawhorse. Use the ember with the trail of rum and you will be exploded (XD) out
of the sports field and back into the town... Go to the barbershop again.
Talk to Haggis about joining your crew to Blood Island. He will accept,
but only if you can defeat him in the Scottish sport of Caber Tossing. Agree to
the proposition and go to 'the field of honour'. Guybrush will win as the caber
he tossed ("Nobody tosses a dwarf!") was made of rubber. Haggis will be
astounded by Threepwood's strength and will join the crew. Leave and go to
Danjer Cove.
Go to the rowboat, which is on the left-hand side of the beach. Use it and row
to the ship, which is anchored in the bay. Before boarding the ship, cut the
plank above you head off with the serrated bread knife. Board the ship then and
you will meet Mr. Fossey. He will decide to punish you for boarding their ship
by tarring and feathering you. Once you are done, get back in the boat and row
back to Plunder Island and go to Puerto Pollo. Go to Blondebeard's shop. He
will think you are a seven-foot-tall chicken going by the name of 'El Pollo
Diablo' from previous encounters and hit you over the head with a frying pan,
knocking you out.
You will wake up in the Sea Cucumber in a chicken pot. Luckily, the huge
amounts of chicken grease in the pot has washed off the feathers from your
body. Use the ventriloquism book with Captain LeChimp. Once Fossey goes,
Guybrush will take the map. Leave the ship. Go to the town hall. Travel up the
stairs to the lighting control panel. Look at the directions and write them
down on some paper. They should say something like this:
South East
North West
West
South
East
Two paces North East
East
South West.
X marks the spot!
Anyway, look at the red-buttoned panel on the screen. You will see that there
are nine buttons on it. If your directions are like the ones above you should
key in:
Bottom right button
Top Left button
Middle Left button
Bottom middle button
Middle right button
Top right button
Top right button
Middle right button
Bottom Left button
If the directions are different, just key in the directions using the same
system like the one above.
Once you get Guybrush to say "That must be where they've buried Elaine!",
return downstairs. Use the chicken grease with the cannon balls in the trunk
and wait for the actor to start his juggling trick. Both actors will end up
going offstage. Once he has, go on the stage and use the shovel. All that you
need now is another crewmember. Go to the barbershop. Pick up the candy on the
ground and travel to Blondebeard's restaurant. Give him the jawbreaker. Once he
makes his gold tooth loose, give him some gum. When he blows a bubble, pop it
with the voodoo pin. Pick up the gold tooth on the floor and leave. Go back to
the barbershop and give the tooth to the salty pirate in the corner. He will
think you actually CAN find treasure and will join your crew. Automatically
part three will start:
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** Part Three - Three Sheets To The Wind **
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Insert Disc II and get on with it. After a little while of sailing, a ship will
start following you and it's captain will eventually board Guybrush's ship. It
turns out to be Captain Rottingham, now completely bald :D. He will teach you a
little about sword fighting, which I recommend you listen to. Thirteen seconds
later, he will have beaten you, and will force you to give up your map to Blood
Island. After the battle, your crew will appear and start singing a pirate
song.
To view the lyrics to the song, view the Song Lyrics section of this guide. To
get out of the song, use all the speaking options until the option of, "We'll
surely avoid scurvy if we all eat an orange", appears. When it does, use it.
That will end the song, as the barbers cannot find a rhyming word with
'orange'.
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Anyway, once you have acquired some good cannons, challenge Rottingham and beat
him. Once you do, Guybrush will sail to Blood Island where his ship will go out
of control and crash on the beach.
Cut-Scene - *A huge storm kicks upon the voyage to Blood Island. Guybrush tries
to command his crew but the conditions are very poor, and it is tough to keep
control. Eventually Threepwood lets go of the steering mechanism and blacks out
in the midst of screaming.*
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** Part Four - The Bartender, The Thieves, His Aunt and Her Lover **
**------------------------------------***------------------------------------**
When you wake up you will find yourself stranded on Blood Island. Haggis will
tell you that himself and his partners have made a mutiny and are preparing to
go back to Plunder Island as barbers. If you ask him about the bottle of lotion
nearby he mentions that they have run out of tar, so they need a replacement
supply. Note this. Pick up the bottle on the ground and open it by biting it.
Go to the cemetery labelled '?'. Walk past the two crypts and down to the dog.
Pick up the mallet and chisel. Pick up the dog biscuits and pick up some hair
from the dog. Give a biscuit to the dog. Leave the cemetery and go to the
windmill.
Pick up a pepper from the plant outside. Leave and travel to the hotel.
Enter and open the first door you come to. Pick up the refrigerator magnet and
use the chisel with the wheel of cheese. Pick up the cheese and exit. Walk past
the bar and go upstairs. Enter the first door on the left. Use the mallet with
the nail protruding from the wall. Go outside again and pick up the nail.
Return downstairs and pick up the loose cushion. Leave and go to the beach. Use
the cushion with the rocks below the tree. Use the mallet with the tree and
pick up the egg. Return to the hotel and give the egg, dog hair and pepper to
the bartender. Before you leave, walk outside the hotel and walk to the right
of the screen and put some cheese in the metal pot on the barbeque. Go to the
strange lights near the volcano.
Pick up the block of tofu on the table behind you. Walk a bit further on
and pick up the measuring cup and auger. Continue along the path. When you see
Lemonhead, use the auger with the block of tofu. Put on the mask and talk to
Lemonhead. After the sacrifice, use the nacho cheese with the volcano god and
watch it erupt =p. Anyway afterwards, go to the hotel and pick up the metal
pot. Guybrush will bring it down to Haggis. Pick up the lotion and leave.
Go to the windmill. Open the door. Use the empty jar with the barrel on top.
Exit and go to the clearing where you will discover Elaine in her golden form.
Use the lotion with her ring finger and pull the ring off. In your inventory,
use the chisel with the lid of the jar. Put the jar on the stump below the
fireflies. When they all go in, use the lid with the jar. Go to the lighthouse
and put the lantern on the lantern post. Leave for the hotel.
Talk to Madam Xima. Ask her to tell your fortune five times so you get
five tarot cards. Pick them up when she's done. Go to the bartender and ask for
a drink with an umbrella included. In your inventory, use the chisel with the
bottle of Head-B-Clear. Use the bottle with the drink and get Guybrush to drink
it. Guybrush will fall unconscious and get buried by the gravedigger, Mort.
Use the chisel with the coffin to escape from it. He will discover banging
noises coming from the dead surrounding him. Pick up the nails from the coffin
and use the chisel with the central coffin. Stan will appear and tell his story
since the 'unfortunate' incident from before =p... Anyway, leave when he asks
you to. Return to the hotel and go upstairs. Enter the second room and pull
down the bed. Use all the nails on it. Pick up the book on the skeleton. Return
downstairs and talk to the bartender. Tell him how you are a Goodsoup and
eventually he will think you are a Goodsoup. Go to the cemetery and give your
gold tooth to Stan.
Go to the hotel and die again via the same method as par last time.
This time, you will be buried in the Goodsoup family crypt. Walk to the left,
past the ghost. Pick up the crowbar on the grave. Walk towards the crack in the
wall and Murray will startle you. Pick him up when you're done. Look through
the crack to find Mort in bed. Use the skeleton arm with the lantern. Use the
lantern with the coffin behind you. Use Murray with the lantern. Once Mort lets
you free, exit. Murray will leave your company. Go to the hotel. Enter the
storage room and pick up the death certificate. Walk upstairs and use the
crowbar with the boarded hole in the bed. Use the crowbar with the bed then.
After the cut-scene, showing Charles and Minnie getting together, Guybrush
will appear in the crypt. Pick up the engagement band and leave again. Go to
Mutual of Stan and Give him the Death Certificate. After you get your insurance
money, go to the beach. Use the measuring cup with the seawater. Use the voodoo
pin with the cork and then both with the magnet. Use the cork and pin in the
measuring cup and give it to the Lost Welshman. Talk to him and ask him to
bring you to Skull Island.
After a little skit, you will find yourself at the top of Skull Island. Talk to
the winch operator. Ask him to lower you down into the smuggler's cave. He will
mess up and you will fall. Use the umbrella to slow your descent. Enter the
cave. Mention how much money you have and then give your name. No matter what
you say, King Andre will know your real name. Ask about the diamond and ask how
you can come up with a deal. Pay to enter. When you get dealt your cards, put
down the give tarot cards instead. They will become vicious and threaten
Guybrush. Lafoot soon comes in and blows out the light. Guybrush will steal the
diamond and escape. He will then get away via the Lost Welshman.
Put the diamond in the engagement band to form a complete ring. Go to the
clearing where Elaine is. Put the ring on her finger.
Cut-Scene: *Guybrush restores Elaine to life. He tells her briefly of what
happened and then assures her that they'll be fine. Soon after, LeChuck's
undead soldiers surround them both and bring them to Monkey Island.
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** Part Five - The Kiss of the Spider Monkey **
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You will find yourself on Monkey Island. Guybrush is in a cable car loaded with
explosives and Elaine is tied up near LeChuck. Converse with LeChuck until he
turns you into a small, nine-year-old child. Go down to the Carnival of the
Damned. Talk to Dinghy Dog�. Ask how you can win the prizes on the shelves. He
will tell you that he has to guess what age or weight you are, and if he's
incorrect, you'll win. Get him to guess your age. He guesses you are nine,
though you are really twenty. Choose the anchor as a prize.
Put the anchor in a mirrange pie nearby. Get the smelly rat to shoot the
cannon. The guy looking through the hole will mysteriously get knocked out
:/... Open the gate and look through the hole. Pick up the mirrange when he
shoots you. Push Dinghy Dog� five times. Go to the snowcone stand nearby. Pick
up the peppermill. Talk to the guy at the stand and ask him for a snowcone. Use
the pepper, mirrange and finally the hair on the snowcone. Eat it. Guybrush
returns to full size and goes to kick some LeChuck ass.
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** Part Six - Guybrush Kicks Butt Once Again **
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Note: Sometimes after you have been on one exhibit for more than when more than
one carriage goes by, LeChuck will come and attack you, forcing you to leave
the exhibit.
Get off the rollarcoaster at the first exhibit. Pick up the fallen rope, near
the hung man. Get back on the rollarcoaster and get off at the next stop. Pick
up a keg of rum from the piece and get back on the cart to get off at the next
diorama. Pick up the flask of oil on the lamp and get back on the coaster. Get
off at the snow monkey exhibit. Walk up the slope and in your inventory; use
the piece of rope with the flask of oil. Use the keg of rum with the arm of the
snow monkey. Use the oiled rope with the keg of rum. Return to the lower part
of the exhibit and wait for LeChuck to come. When he does, wait until he coils
back to strike you with his fire and use the pepper mill on him. He will sneeze
a breath of fire, thus setting fire to the rope, which blows up the keg of rum.
This is the end of the legend of LeChuck.
Congratulations! You have beaten the easy mode of The Curse of Monkey Island!
Try hard mode next!
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** 6. - Mega-Monkey Mode Walkthrough **
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Mega-Monkey mode is the harder mode of The Curse of Monkey Island game. It
follows the same storyline and events, but there are a few more puzzles to do,
which are usually quite hard to do. I recommend you try this mode when you can
complete normal mode with ease.
The parts of this walkthrough:
� Prologue
� Part One - The Demise of LeChuck
� Part Two - The Curse Gets Worse
� Part Three - Three Sheets to the Wind
� Part Four - The Bartender, The Thieves, His Aunt and Her Lover
� Part Five - The Kiss of the Spider Monkey
� Part Six - Guybrush Kicks Butt Once Again
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** Prologue **
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Guybrush finds himself in the middle of the Caribbean Sea in a dodgem car. He
writes in his diary how his life has been going since he first became a pirate
way back in The Secret of Monkey Island. He wishes for food and lusts to get a
chance to see Elaine once more. His vessel eventually floats into a sea battle
between Elaine in a fort and LeChuck's ship. LeChuck's crew capture Guybrush
and put him in the ship's hold.
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** Part One - The Demise of LeChuck **
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You wind up in the hold of LeChuck's ship, below the sea battle. Talk to Wally
about everything available, mainly focusing on trying to persuade him from not
being a pirate. Once you say 'Snap Out of it Wally!' twice and then 'You're a
Failure as a pirate.' He will get mad. Say anything else until he puts down his
hook and gun and starts crying. Pick up the hook he put down and pick up the
long rod at the back of the ship. In your inventory, use the hook with the rod.
Use the cannon. Shoot all of the skeleton ships. Once done, exit that view and
look out the window near the cannon. Pick up the skeleton arm with the long rod
and you can knock the skull on the plank (Murray) into the water if you feel
like it. Use the cutlass with the cannon restraint rope to cut it in two. Fire
the cannon.
Guybrush fires the cannon and the recoil sends him backwards trough the ship.
LeChuck releases his voodoo cannon ball, which he drops when Guybrush shakes up
the ship. Elaine looks on in horror as LeChuck's ship capsizes and turns upside
down ^_^.
Go to the large section of treasure and pick up the brown bag near the picture.
Pick up the diamond ring beneath it. Use the diamond ring with the porthole.
Guybrush floats to the top of the ship and soon after is seen escaping from the
water to meet up with Elaine on the beach. He talks suspiciously to Elaine and
eventually proposes to her with the diamond ring he found in LeChuck's hold.
She accepts. Wally soon comes by and, seeing the overlarge diamond ring on
Elaine's finger, wonders if it is the cursed voodoo ring that LeChuck had in
his treasure hold. Elaine swings back to attempt to hit Guybrush, but turns to
a solid gold statue before she can connect with the attempted punch.
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** Part Two - The Curse Gets Worse **
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Pick up the ember on the ground near the boat debris. GO to the right, past the
trees and into the mist. On the world map, go to the swamp with the boat in it.
When Murray the evil demonic skull startles you, stop talking to him and head
onto the ship. Pull the alligator's tongue and talk to the voodoo lady about
everything until she asks Guybrush where he hid Elaine. When Guybrush goes back
to try and retrieve Elaine's solid statue form, he finds her gone, but there is
a ship sailing away from the scene of the crime. He returns to the voodoo
lady's shack.
While talking to her, you will discover that you must travel to Blood Island to
find a large diamond ring, which will be able to break LeChuck's curse. You
must find a map to Blood Island, a seaworthy ship to carry you there and three
crewmembers.
Pick up the skull encrusted voodoo pin from the paper voodoo dolls (Mort: "What
a relief!") and then pick up the paste. Put one of the wooden nickels in the
gum machine near the door. Exit the swamp. Go to the village. There is a side
door into the large building at the top of the town - go inside. Look at the
pirate coat on the coat rack near the door. Pick up the 'dandruff' on the coat.
Open the pocket in the coat and pick up the glove inside. Pick up the magic
wand on the table near the mirror. Use the magic wand with the black hat beside
it. Guybrush performs some magic and a book appears. Pick it up. Exit.
There is a shop down at the bottom of the town near the dock. Walk inside.
Guybrush will spill everything about Elaine being golden and the huge giant
diamond ring. While the large, Scottish red-haired pirate barber is cutting the
French pirate's hair (Captain Rottingham); he will lift and put down a
white/grey comb. When it is on the table, use the lice with the comb. Haggis
will get rash and cut off all the French pirate's hair, thinking Rottingham has
been infected with "Hair Demons".
Talk to the red-haired pirate (Haggis). Say, "I'd like a haircut, please."
While Haggis is cutting your hair, use the handle on the side of the chair
once. Pick up the paperweight. While Haggis goes to look for another one, use
the handle on the side of the chair until you reach the ceiling. Pick up the
scissors, which is stuck in the ceiling. When Haggis comes back, he will
mention having to do Guybrush's haircut from memory. Guybrush hastily decides
to leave. Exit.
Go to the far left side of the town, near where there is a section of
undergrowth at the end of a path. Use the barber scissors with the undergrowth
twice. You will cut your way through and end up on the side of a cliff. Walk
past the 'snake crossing' sign. A snake will swallow you wholly. Pick up the
Faberge egg, the vacuum cleaner attachments, and then all the stuff, which is
in the snake's stomach. Use the ipecac flower with the cup of syrup. Use the
syrup with the snake's head. The snake will spit you out into a quicksand pit.
Once in the quicksand pit, Pick up one of the thorns from the nearby
plant. An interesting fact is that, if you look at the plaque near the thorny
plant, it will mention that the word 'papapishou' (sp?) is a native word for
'ouch'. If you look at the plaque, Guybrush will say 'papapishou', instead of
'ouch' throughout the whole game. Anywho, pick up the nearby reed. Use the
thorn with the reed. In your inventory, use the paperweight with one of the
helium balloons. Blow the balloon. When it reaches its destination, shoot it
with the peashooter. Guybrush will then be able to free himself, and be able to
go to Danjer Cove. Leave Danjer Cove, and go to Puerto Pollo.
Go to Captain Blondbeard's restaurant and show him your reservation slip. Pick
up one of the biscuits in the barrel near the door and take a bite out of it.
Push the quiet patron that is seated at the table. Pick up the bread knife in
his back. Use the maggots from the biscuit with the chicken at the table and
pick up the club card inside. Pick up the pie pan and the biscuit cutter on the
left side of the screen. Exit the restaurant. Go to beneath the arch further
east in the town. Use the biscuit cutter with the middle rubber tree. Go to the
other side of the grassy knoll. Use the bread knife with the sawhorse. Use the
ember on stick with the trail of rum. Go to the barber's store. Push the short,
salty pirate. When he starts to choke, push him again. Pick up the jawbreaker
that he threw up. Go back to Blondebeard's.
Give him the jawbreaker. Give him a stick of chewing gum when he is
finished that. When he blows a bubble, pop it with the silver voodoo pin in
your inventory. Pick up the golden tooth. Chew a piece of gum for yourself. Put
the gold tooth in the chewed gum. Inhale some helium from the balloon. Chew the
gum with the tooth in it. Try to go outside, and when Blondebeard stops you, he
will see you don't have the tooth. Exit and then use the pie pan in the mud
puddle outside near the drainpipe. Pick up the gold tooth.
Head back to the barber's shop. Give the gold tooth to the salty pirate
(Cutthroat Bill). Talk to Haggis McMutton and ask him to join your crew. When
he mentions the caber toss, decide to do it. You will easily win due to your
caber being rubber, and Haggis will be astounded by your 'strength'. Return to
the barbershop. Slap the tall, thin pirate with the white glove. He will accept
your challenge and you will go to the Field of Honour.
Close the middle pistol's lid and open the banjo case. Van Helgen will accept
this challenge.
This game may be a little hard to explain, but anywho, here we go:
When Edward plays a tune, you will see him plucking a certain string at the end
of it. Remember the string he hit last, or write it down. One the first duel,
he will pluck four, on the second, he will pluck give, and on the third, six.
Once you match him the last time, he will go off on a wild electric guitar
solo, and Guybrush confides that he will never beat him. Go to the gun pile
nearby and pick up one of the guns. Shoot Van Helgen's banjo. He will agree
that you are a real pirate, and join your crew. You will land back at the
barbershop.
Cut scene: Off the coast of Plunder Island, some pirates will find the loot
that passed Guybrush by at the start. They also find LeChuck's boots. They
throw them in their hold, and then LeChuck reappears and takes over the ship.
Leave Puerto Pollo and go to the beach on the peninsula on the right. Give the
Brimstone Beach club card to the cabana boy. Pick up three towels from the
basket nearby. Dip them in the ice bucket. Go onto the beach. Attempt to walk
to the other side of the beach. Use the three wet towels with the hot sand in
succession. Pick up the mug from the sunbather and open the nearby gate. Leave
via the gate. Go to Puerto Pollo and to the lemonade stand on the far left side
of town. Switch the mug you have with the one the kid has. Talk to the small
pirate and ask for a drink of lemonade. When he runs off, pick up the pitcher
he left down. Use the pitcher with the nearby dye vats. Go back to Brimstone
Beach.
Use the bottomless mug with the sunbather (Palido) Pour the dye into the
mug. When Guybrush exclaims that Palido is burning, he will turn over. Use the
cooking oil with the map tattooed on his back. Pick up the map.
Cut Scene: LeChuck has taken hold of the pirate ship, and turned its crew into
the undead. LeChuck tells his crew to sail to Monkey Island. He then mentions
his plan and rejoices about the benefits of being dead.
Go to Danjer Cove, and walk to the rowboat. In your inventory, use the rubber
plug with the bottle of paste. Use the sticky plug with the gaping hole in the
boat to make it seaworthy. Use the rowboat and row to the anchored ship. Use
the serrated bread knife with the plank above your head. Go aboard the ship and
the first mate, Mr. Fossey, will come out of the ship. He mentions something
about Guybrush being punished, and eventually he will tell his crew to have
Guybrush tarred and feathered. When you leave, go back to Puerto Pollo. Go to
Blondebeard's chicken shop. Thinking you are an evil, seven-foot high, giant
chicken of Mexican origin, named El Pollo Diablo (Spanish for 'The Devil
Chicken') he will hit you over the head with a frying pan. You will awaken in
the hold of the ship in Danjer Cove and discover that Mr. Fossey's captain is a
chimpanzee... Guybrush judges Mr. Fossey to be an utter loon. _
Use the book of ventriloquism on captain LeChimp. Guybrush will tell Mr.
Fossey to set free the whole crew. Once Fossey leaves, pick up the map, and
leave the boat via the porthole (the window behind the bucket you entered the
ship in.) Anyway, go to Puerto Pollo again and go to the town hall via the side
door. Go upstairs and look at the map. They will say something along the lines
of, if not exactly, this:
South East
North West
West
South
East
Two paces North East
East
South West.
X marks the spot!
Anyway, enter that combination into the pad with the buttons. It looks
something like this:
_____________
| |
| 0 0 0 |
| |
| 0 0 |
| |
| 0 0 0 |
|_____________|
It won't take a genius to figure out what to do here... Anyway, once Guybrush
enters the code in correctly, he will mention something like, "That must be
where the buried Elaine!" Anyway, go downstairs and use the chicken grease on
the cannon balls in the chest nearby.
Once the show is over, pick up the shovel and Guybrush will dig up Elaine. He
will put her in the crow's nest, and then they will sail away towards Blood
Island.
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** Part Three - Three Sheets To The Wind **
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Guybrush's crew slack off while another ship follows Guybrush and eventually
boards. It turns out to be Captain Rottingham. He teaches Guybrush about the
rules of sword fighting on the sea. Eventually, he defeats Guybrush and takes
your map to Blood Island so he can find the huge diamond. After the battle,
Guybrush's crew start up an annoying barbershop song. Use the various additions
until the option of "We'll surely avoid scurvy if we all ear on orange"
arrives. When it does, use it. The song will stop and we will launch into the
sword-fighting part of The Curse of Monkey Island. It's my favourite part of
the whole MI series.
NOTE: I will cover this part in more detail in the 'Sword Fighting' section.
Head to that section for this part. When you're done, this next part arrives at
your door:
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** Part Four - The Bartender, The Thieves, His Aunt and Her Lover **
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Cut-Scene: *Guybrush and his crew sail The Sea Cucumber towards Blood Island,
but a storm blows up suddenly. His crew have trouble doing their respective
jobs, and Guybrush steers. The ship goes out of his control, and Guybrush
blacks out. He wakes up and finds himself lying on the sand. Haggis tells him
that Edward Van Helgan, Cutthroat Bill and he are going back to being the
barbers of Plunder Island again.*
Once you regain control of Guybrush again, talk to Haggis and keep mentioning
the bottle of lotion Haggis has, and how Guybrush would go around getting some
of it. Stop talking to him after he mentions the tar and pick up the bottle
lying on the sand. In your inventory, bite the cork off it. Leave the ship and
go to the cemetery nearby. Walk to the next part of the cemetery, below the
crypts. Pick up the hammer and chisel that lie close to an uncarved headstone.
Pick up some hair from the old dog. Give the dog the half-eaten biscuit from
Plunder Island. Exit the cemetery and go to the strange lights near the
volcano. Pick up the block of tofu on the table behind you. Walk further right
and pickup the auger and the measuring cup. Leave the village. Go to the hotel
and go inside.
Go to the storage room to the right and use the chisel on the huge block
of cheese. Pick up the Big Whoop magnet on the fridge. Leave the storage room
and walk left to the bartender. Pick up the loose cushion from the seat nearby.
Exit the hotel. Go to the windmill. Pick up one of the peppers from the pepper
plant and leave again. Go to the beach and use the cushion on the rocks beneath
the rubber tree. Use the mallet with the rubber tree to get the egg. Return to
the hotel. Before you go in, walk to the far right of the screen and put some
of the nacho cheese in the black cooking pot.
Go into the hotel and give the egg, pepper, and dog hair to the
bartender for a hangover remedy. He will mix up some and give the remainder to
you. Use the chisel with the Head-B-Clear. Stop talking to him and go upstairs.
Enter the first room. Use the mallet with the nail in the wall. Go back
outside and pick up the portrait and the nail nearby on the ground. Guybrush
will get rid of the evidence. Cut the face out of the portrait. Use the
portrait with the first door. Go back inside that door, and look through the
porthole. The bartender will look at you are wonder how his forefather now
looks so common. Go back downstairs. Pick up the empty jar on the bar counter.
Use the cut out portrait with the mirror behind the bartender.
Talk to the fortuneteller seated at the table across the room. Badger her
until she will tell you your fortune. When she does so, make her keep giving
you more tarot cards until you have five. Pick them up. Ask the bartender for a
drink. When he gives you one, Use the Head-B-Clear with it. Drink the spiked
drink. Guybrush will end up falling into a deep, unmoved sleep. He is to be
buried in the crypt in the cemetery.
Once inside, use the chisel with the coffin to escape. Pick up the nails on the
coffin lid. A banging will start and Guybrush will get freaked out. Use the
chisel on the coffin the centre of the room. Stan, your old pal will pop out of
it and say what he has been doing for the past few months while he was locked
in the coffin. He will give you a business card. Take it and leave. Go to the
hotel and go upstairs, into the second room. Jimmy it open with Stan's
laminated business card. Pull down the bed in the wall. Use the nails from the
coffin on the bed and the one from the portrait too. Pick up the book from the
skeleton's grasp. Return back downstairs and talk to Goodsoup. Say that you
thought that, if you died, you would be buried with his aunt. Say the line
starting with "Uncle Griswold!" Say you look a lot like a Goodsoup. Talk about
Goodsoup history. He should greet you and welcome you to the Goodsoup family.
Ask for a drink, and spike it again. Drink it. You die and end up in the
Goodsoup family crypt. Walk to the left, past the ghost (You may talk to her if
you want to know a bit more background information). Pick up the crowbar in the
coffin and attempt to look through the crack. Murray will fall down in an
attempt to scare Guybrush. Pick him up. In your inventory, use the skeleton arm
with the can of paste. Look through the crack in the wall and use the skeleton
arm with the lantern. Take out the lantern and put it on the coffin lid. Use
Murray with the lantern. Murray will talk evilly, and Guybrush will pull some
cool shadow puppets, scaring Mort. Exit the crypt. Once you get outside, Murray
will be lost, sadly.
Go to the hotel and go inside. Go to the storage room (the nearest room on
Guybrush's right) and pick up the Death certificate in the filling cabinet.
Exit this room and go into the bedroom upstairs. Use the crowbar with the
boarded hole and use the crowbar again to lift up the bed. Minnie Goodsoup will
find her new love and leave the Goodsoup crypt forever. Guybrush will appear
and then pick up the engagement band left behind. Exit the crypt.
Cut Scene: LeChuck asks his undead army if they have found Elaine yet. When
they say they haven't, he commands them to look for Guybrush and they will find
Elaine with him. He also commands them to bring more slaw.
Go into Stan's. Talk to Stan and ask if you can buy some insurance from him.
Give him the gold tooth as a payment. When he gives you your policy, show him
the death certificate. He will have no choice, but to give you your money.
Return to the hotel and ask the bartender for a drink, this time a tropical one
with an umbrella in it. When you go outside, go to the village. Put on the tofu
mask (use the chisel on the tofu, if you haven't already) and walk up to the
volcano. Talk to Lemonhead. There is a sacrifice planned for the 'volcano God'
and when it is over, throw some cheese into the volcano. You will be forced to
run for your life. Go to the hotel
Get the pot of melted cheese and bring it down to Haggis. Pick up the
lotion and go to the windmill. Use the umbrella with the windmill blades to get
to the top. Use the empty jar with the barrel on the plank. Use the door to
exit and go to the clearing where Elaine is. Use the chisel with the lid of the
jar and put the jar on the stump. Put the lid on the jar and pick it up. Go to
the lighthouse.
Use the fixed mirror with the broken mirror and use the firefly lantern
with the post. The lighthouse should work again. Go down to the beach. Use the
measuring cup with the seawater at the beach. Use the big whoop magnet with the
voodoo pin. Use the cork (from Cap'n Nick's Shaving Cream bottle) with the
magnetic pin. Use the cork and pin with the cup of seawater. Give the compass
to the Mysterious Figure (Flying Welshman). Talk to him and ask him to bring
you out to Skull Island. When he gets there, Guybrush realises the flaw in
Skull Island's name. Go to the top of the island and talk to the winch
operator. Ask if he can lower you down to the smugglers cave. He will, but he's
really nervous and he ends up letting go of the handle. Guybrush falls off. Use
the umbrella in mid-air to slow your descent.
Enter the cave and talk to King Andr�. Say, "I have got SO much money,
it's almost embarrassing." Ask if you can make a deal. He will mention playing
a game of poker. Deal your self in. You will have a weak hand, so put down the
five tarot cards from Madam Xima and you will win. Nonetheless, Cruff points a
gun at you and says that he will kill you. The winch operator will open the
side door just in time to blow out the candles. Guybrush will get the diamond
and escape before Andr� and Cruff can do anything. The Flying Welshman will
return you to Blood Island, and then he will retire from his ferryman duties.
Leave the beach
Cut Scene: LeChuck shouts to his army if they have found Elaine yet. Dinghy Dog
says he has, and LeChuck discovers Elaine and Guybrush are on Blood Island.
Go to the clearing Elaine is in. Use Haggis's lotion on the cursed ring and
pull it off. Put the huge diamond in the engagement band. Put the ring on
Elaine's ring finger.
Cut Scene: Guybrush puts the huge ring on Elaine's hand and when she wakes up,
she hits Guybrush from her recoil. She asks where they are, and Guybrush
assures her they both will be alright. Soon after, LeChuck's army surround
them.
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** Part Five - The Kiss of the Spider Monkey **
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You will fins yourself in the company of LeChuck with Elaine being held
captive. He will explain his evil plan to you if you talk to him. Converse
thusly:
"Elaine will never marry you, she loves me!"
"Anyway, Elaine really loves me."
"Does too love me!"
"Does too. Infinity."
LeChuck will get angry at the last remark, calling you childish, and eventually
he turns you into a child. Luckily, he leaves the door of the carriage unocked.
Open the door of the cart and go to the carnival. Push Dinghy Dog� seven (Count
'em, seven!) times, enough until he bites you so you can grab some costume
hair. Talk to Dinghy Dog and ask him how you can win the prizes. Ask him to
guess what age you are, and, when he loses, ask for the anchor as a reward. Go
over and pick it up. In your inventory, use the bottle of shaving soap with the
pie pan and put the anchor inside. Put the pie on the stack of pies near the
giant rat with the cannon. Ask the attendant (ahem, giant rat _) to fire the
cannon. The guy in the hole will be randomly knocked out ;-). Open the gate and
look through the hole in the board. Pick up the miringue. Go to the far right
and pick up the pepper mill on the snowcone stand. Talk to the attendant and
ask for a plain snow cone. Put the dog hair, meringue, and pepper on the snow
cone and eat it. Guybrush returns to normal adult-size and is allowed to ride
LeChuck's roller coaster of death.
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** Part Six - Guybrush Kicks Butt Once Again **
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Note: Sometimes after you have been on one exhibit for more than when more than
one carriage goes by, LeChuck will come and attack you, forcing you to leave
the exhibit.
Get off the rollarcoaster at the first exhibit. Pick up the fallen rope, near
the log. Get back on the rollarcoaster and get off at the next stop. Pick up a
keg of rum from the selection and get back on the train to get off at the next
diorama. Open the lantern and blow out the flame. Pick up the flask of oil and
get back on the coaster. Get off at the snow exhibit. Go to the next floor and
in your inventory, use the piece of rope with the flask of oil. Use the keg of
rum with the arm of the snow monkey. Use the oiled rope with the keg of rum.
Return to the lower part of the exhibit and wait for LeChuck to come. When he
does, wait until he coils back to strike you with his fire and use the pepper
mill on him. He will sneeze a breath of fire, thus setting fire to the rope,
which blows up the keg of rum. This is the end of the legend of LeChuck.
Congratulations! You have beaten the hard mode of 'The Curse of Monkey Island'!
Well done!
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** 7. - Frequently Asked Questions **
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1. - Questions about Part One - The Demise of LeChuck
2. - Questions about Part Two - The Curse Gets Worse*
3. - Questions about Part Three - Three Sheets to the Wind
4. - Questions about Part Four - The Bartender, The Thieves, His Aunt and...
5. - Questions about Part Five - The Kiss of the Spider Monkey
6. - Questions about Part Six - Guybrush Kicks Butt Once Again
7. - Questions about Miscellaneous Topics
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** Part One - The Demise of LeChuck **
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Q: How do I Stop Wally from pointing the gun at me when I go near?
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Talk to him. Run him down with things like "Snap out of it Wally!" and "You're
a failure as a pirate." He should soon flip out and start crying.
Q: How do I pick up the skeleton arm from the sea?
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Pick up the hook that Wally took off. Pick up the rod in the background. Join
the two together and use them with the skeleton arm.
Q: Ok... what do I do then?
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_... Use the cutlass with the cannon restraint rope. Fire the cannon
Q: How do I get out of the treasure hold and off the ship?
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Pick up the brown bag near the painting. Pick up the huge ring behind it. Use
the diamond ring with the porthole to flood the ship and exit via the hole in
the hull.
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** Part Two - The Curse Gets Worse **
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Q: The hell? Why is Elaine so... golden?
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The ring Guybrush gave her was cursed by LeChuck, making its wearer become
solid gold. Quick source of income anyone?
Q: Why all the chickens in Puerto Pollo?
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A seven-foot tall chicken, El Pollo Diablo (The Devil Chicken), let them loose.
I'm serious.
Q: Right. Elaine is all golden. What do I do?
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Go to the swamp. Talk to the voodoo lady in the ship. She'll say what to do.
Q: No.
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Just shut up and do it.
Q: Which people do I put in my crew?
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There are three pirate barbers in the barbershop at docks by the sea near the
bottom of town. Those guys.
Q: How do I get the French pirate out of the barbershop so I can get my hair
cut?
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Go to the town hall. Pick up the dandruff off the coat. Go to the barbershop.
When Haggis puts down the comb, put the lice on it.
Q: How do I persuade Haggis to join my crew?
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Go to the fort. Pick up the glowing ember on the ground by the boat. Return to
Puerto Pollo. Go beneath the arch and walk to the right of that screen. Walk
behind the grassy knoll and use the serrated bread knife (from Blondebeard's)
on the sawhorse. Use the ember with the trail. Go back to the barbershop and
ask Haggis to join the crew. Agree to attempt the caber toss. You will win
because the caber you had was rubber.
Q: How do I persuade Cutthroat Bill to join my crew?
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Once you have a reservation slip for Blondebeard's you can get Bill to join. Go
to the swamp and go inside the ship. Pick up the pin from the paper voodoo
dolls. Use the wooden nickels with the candy machine. Pick up the gum and go to
the barbershop. Push Cutthroat Bill. Push him again. Pick up the jawbreaker
he's eating. (Note: On normal mode, the jawbreaker will already be on the
ground). Go to Blondebeard's shop. Give him the jawbreaker. When he's done,
give him some gum. When he blows a bubble, use the voodoo pin to pop it. Pick
up the golden tooth and take it to Bill.
Q: Yeah, but when I try to walk out, Blondebeard takes the tooth back off me.
What now?
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Obviously playing the hard mode... Make sure you have the golden tooth, and,
once you do, chew some gum and then stick the tooth in it. Pick up the pie pan
on the sideboard. Inhale some gas from the Helium Balloon and then chew the gum
with tooth stuck in it. When Guybrush blows a bubble, it should go out through
the window. Go outside and use the pie pan with the puddle of mud beneath the
drain pipe to find the tooth.
Q: How do I get Edward Van Helgan to join my crew?
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Enter the town hall via the side door. Open the pocket of the coat on the coat
rack. Pick up the glove. Go to the barbershop. Slap Van Helgan with the glove.
Once at the 'Field of Honour', close the lid of one of the gun boxes. Open the
banjo case. When he accepts, you must duel Van Helgan. Just match the last
string he plucks. Once you have drawn thrice, go to the gun pile. Pick up one
of the pistols. Shoot the duelling banjo.
Q: I don't want Cutthroat Bill in my crew. He smells funny.
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*Sigh*
Q: Where do I get a ship for the journey?
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Get the Sea Cucumber, which is anchored, in Danjer Cove. Use the rowboat to row
to the ship. Once there, cut the plank above your head off with the serrated
bread knife. Board the ship. When you get tarred and feathered, go to Puerto
Pollo. Talk to Captain Blondebeard and he will knock you out. When you wake up
in the ship, use the ventriloquism book with LeChimp.
Q: Where and how do I get Elaine?
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Do the above and get the map. Go to the town hall. Use the directions on the
map with the control panel in the room above the ground floor. To use the
directions, they say things like Southeast, West, South, Two Paces North-East,
etc. Key in the directions with the control panel below. Return to the ground
floor and use the chicken grease with the cannon balls in the trunk. The actors
will be flown off the screen. Dig up Elaine from the hole with the oddly placed
shovel nearby.
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** Part Three - Three Sheets to the Wind **
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Q: How do I get my crew to stop singing?
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Use all the lyrical answers until "We'll surely avoid scurvy if we all eat an
orange", becomes available to select. They will struggle to find a rhyming
lyric, therefore ending the song.
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****** FOR QUESTIONS ABOUT THE SWORD-FIGHTING AND SEA-BATTLING SECTIONS ******
****** OF THIS PART OF CMI, SEE SECTION 9 OF THIS DOCUMENT ******
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** Part Four - The Bartender, The Thieves, His Aunt and Her Lover **
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Q: How do I get the bartender to start talking to me?
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You must mix him a portion of his family's Hangover Cure. Get it by getting a
pepper, an egg and hair from a dog that bit you.
Q: Where do I find the pepper for the hangover cure?
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Go to the windmill and pick up a pepper from the plant outside.
Q: Where do I find the egg for the hangover cure?
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Go to the bar. Pick up one of the cushions. Go to the cemetery. Pick up the
mallet. Go to the beach. Use the cushion with the rocks in front of the tree.
Use the mallet with the rubber tree.
Q: Where do I find the dog hair for the hangover cure?
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Go to the cemetery yard and pick up some hair off the dog near the house. Use
either the half-eaten biscuit from Plunder Island's restaurant with the dog, or
some of the doggie treats from his bowl, which you find in front of the
sleeping dog. Return to the bar and give the three items to the bartender.
Q: The hell? Why's Stan in the coffin?
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You did it... Don't ask >_<
Q: Why do I need life insurance? What do I give Stan for a policy?
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You need it for in case you die, idiot. Give Stan the golden pirate tooth from
Captain Blondebeard.
Q: How do I get to be buried in the Goodsoup family crypt?
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You must do a number of things. First of all, assure Griswold Goodsoup that you
are from that particular family. Secondly, you have to die.
Q: How do I persuade Griswold that I am of true Goodsoup blood?
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Do this by getting the family history book from the bed in the upstairs room.
Use the nails from the coffin and the nail from the portrait on the bed when it
is pulled down. On Mega-monkey mode, you must get the portrait down. Cut out
the face. Use the background with the first door upstairs. Go inside the door
and look through the porthole. Talk to the bartender (Griswold) and speak to
him about Goodsoup family history and about how much you look like a Goodsoup.
Q: How do I die, kill myself, or put myself in a dead-like state?
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Use the chisel on the bottle of Head-B-Clear. Ask the bartender for a drink and
use the Head-B-Clear with it. Drink the spiked drink. Use the chisel to get out
of the coffin.
Q: How do I get out of the Goodsoup's crypt?
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Go to the far left side of the crypt. Attempt to look in the crack. Pick up
Murray. Look in the crack. Use the paste with the skeleton arm. Pick up the
lantern with the arm. Use the lantern with the coffin nearby. Use Murray with
the lantern. Leave. Soon after, Murray will embark on an adventure of his own.
Q: How do I get into King Andre's cave on Skull Island?
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Go to the winch operator on the top of the island. When you fall off the winch,
use the umbrella and the wind will catch the umbrella so you can float inside
the cave. There is a door in the top left corner which you can get out of
quicker.
Q: How do I beat King Andre in the game of poker?
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IF you've been dealt in a few times, you will find that you are always dealt
the same hand. Go to the hotel on Blood Island. Talk to Madam Xima and ask her
to tell your fortune. Make her continue dealing you cards until you have five.
Take them to Blood Island and to Andre. Get dealt into the game and then show
your cards to the King. Give him the five tarot cards.
Q: Where do I get a wedding band to set the diamond in?
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Go to the motel and go upstairs. Open the door and walk inside the first room.
Hammer the nail through the wall with the mallet. Reopen the door and pick up
the nail. Make sure you have all the nails from the coffin first. Go to the
bedroom. Pull down the bed and hammer the nails into it. Use the crowbar with
the boarded hole. Pull up the bed. Return to the Goodsoup Family Crypt. Go to
the place where the ghost of Minnie Goodsoup was. Pick up the wedding band,
which should be on the ground, left discarded.
Q: How do I take the cursed ring off Elaine?
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Go to the shipwreck near the beach. Talk to Haggis and ask about the lotion. Go
to the motel. Open the door and use the chisel with the wheel of cheese. Go
outside and put the cheese in the black pot on the grill. Go to the village by
the volcano. Pick up the block up tofu. Use the chisel with the tofu. Continue
to the right and go up to the volcano. Put on the tofu mask and talk to
lemonhead. After the ceremony, use some of the cheese with the volcano.
Afterwards, get the pot of melted cheese from the hotel. Get the lotion. Bring
the lotion to Elaine and use it with her ring finger. Pull the ring.
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** Part Five - The Kiss of the Spider Monkey **
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Q: Turning me into a child? Is that the best he can do?
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Nah. By the looks of things he can do a lot worse.
Q: How do I make myself adult-sized again?
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Talk to Dinghy Dog and ask him to guess your age. Pick the anchor when you win.
Put the anchor in one of the pies nearby. Talk to the large rat. Make him fire
the cannon. Open the gate and look through the hole in the board. Pick up the
pepper cellar by the snowcone stall. Push Dinghy Dog until you get some of his
hair. Go to the snowcone stall and ask for a plain snowcone. Put the hair,
pepper and meringue on the cone.
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** Part Six - Guybrush Kicks Butt Once Again **
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Q: Why do I keep going around the rollarcoaster?
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You can get out if you want to...
Q: So what do I have to do?
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Stop on each diarama and pick all that you can up. One the first one, pick up
the fallen rope. On the second, pick up the flask of oil. On the third, pick up
the keg of rum. On the last, get out. Go to the top of the diarama. Use the
rope with the flask of oil. Use the keg with the monkey's arm. Use the rope
with the keg.
Q: How do I defeat LeChuck?
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Return to the bottom and wait for LeChuck to come. When he does and coils back
to strike you, use the pepper on him. You are now finished The Curse of Monkey
Island.
Q: What, that's it? The game is over?
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Yep, that's it.
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** Miscellaneous Topics **
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Q: Are there any other adventure games like Monkey Island?
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Yeah, a few... Some of the best are Maniac Mansion: Day of the Tentacle, Sam &
Max Hit the Road, Grim Fandango, Full Throttle and The Dig. The last two are a
bit different, but still good. Of course, there are none exactly like MI, but
these are other great Lucas Arts adventure games. If you've played all of
those, play some RPGs. They're close enough to MI-style adventure games.
Q: Which Monkey Island game should I play first?
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Obviously, The Secret of Monkey Island is played first because this is the
first in the series. Monkey Island 2: LeChuck's Revenge is second, third is The
Curse of Monkey Island, and fourth is Escape From Monkey Island.
Q: Is there a Monkey Island 4?
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Yes. It's called Escape From Monkey Island. It has already been released, in
the year 2000, I think. You can find it as a LucasArts Classic for about �25 or
less.
Q: Is there a Monkey Island 5?
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Monkey Island 5 has been confirmed by LucasArts to be in the making. As of yet,
we have no information, though I expect it to be released at roughly 2005. This
may yet be the last in the series. Better be good...
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** 8. - Insult Sword Fighting Help **
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I - Introduction
II - Sea Battles
A - Easy Ship Combat
B - Ship to Ship Combat
C - The 'Fearsome Rating �'
III - Acquiring Cannons
IV - The Rules of Sword Fighting and What to do
V - Pirate Insults and Comebacks
VI - Captain Rottingham Tips, Insults and Comebacks
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** I - Introduction **
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This part of The Curse of Monkey Island is in the 'Three Sheets to the Wind'
chapter, which is part three. Basically, Guybrush sails around in his pirate
ship, beating all the pirates nearby and then finally defeating Captain
Rottingham to get the map to Blood Island back. You must defeat the pirates in
two areas: Sea battles, and then in insult sword fighting. The Sea battles are
the easiest part, though. It will be explained further down in this FAQ.
Once you beat a pirate in both the sea battle and in insult sword fighting,
you will receive the treasure that he/she has collected. Likewise, if you lose,
the opposing pirate will collect the treasure you have in your hold. If you
have none, they can't take anything, so you might want to spend your treasure
first. Also, to sail around in the waters near Plunder Island, look at the
navigational chart that Haggis is looking at which is on the table.
A little note on actually what you're supposed to be doing here. You are
pirating the waters of Plunder Island in order to get the highest possible rank
cannon. Once you do, challenge Captain Rottingham so you may get your map to
Blood Island back. Once you have the map, this part is over.
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** II - Sea Battles **
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The Sea battles are the first part of defeating a pirate. You must defeat the
pirate by shooting the cannons at him and attempting to hit him. Once you do,
you may board his/her ship and attempt to beat him/her at insult sword
fighting.
There are two options you can choose, which will determine how hard it will be
to defeat the other pirates in a sea battle. You can change them by talking to
Haggis while you are on your ship and he will ask you just after Captain
Rottingham takes your map and they finish their song. Once you defeat a pirate
in a sea battle, and lose the sword fight, you won't have to defeat him/her in
another sea battle to re-board their ship. You can skip straight onto the
insult sword fighting part after you beat them once.
Also, if you stay still for a while on your boat when looking at the
navigational chart, you should be able to find the 'Glass Bottom Boat', which
is really just a ship full of visiting tourists. If you need to practise your
skills, then mess around here for a while, as they don't fire back and just
scream helplessly (*Sadistic Grin*). Guybrush seems to think it's bad for
tourism though ^_^, bless 'im.
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-- II.A - Easy Ship Combat:
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Easy ship combat is the easier form of Sea Battling, and it means that the rest
of your crew help you out in strategy, planning and workload when you are
fighting other pirates. Choose it by saying "I think I'd rather let you guys
help me out" to Haggis. Usually, you can defeat a pirate in a sea battle by
getting one or two clear hits on their ship with whatever cannon you have.
Upgrading your cannons is a better idea in Ship-to-Ship combat than it is in
this option, but you can upgrade them anyway for fun.
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-- II.B - Ship to Ship Combat:
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Ship-to-Ship Combat is easily the harder of the two combat choices. Choose it
by saying, "I love a tough sea battle as much as the next pirate" to Haggis.
The strength of an opposing ship depends on his/her 'Fearsome Rating �', which
is explained further down on this section. It is much wiser to get better
cannons quicker here, as you need to get more shots in than you did in Easy
Ship Combat. The higher level your cannons, the farther they shoot.
There. Those are the two styles of combat.
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-- II.C - The 'Fearsome Rating �':
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Each Pirate's Fearsome Level rating is based on a number of things taken into
account, for example, the colour of their ship, the clothing they wear, the
more piratey their accent, the amount of treasure they have, the range of
insults and comebacks they have in their vocabulary and the strength of their
cannons </mindless technicality crap>. Due to this fact, Guybrush's ship does
not yet have a Fearsome Rating, and will doubtfully have enough pirating time
to get one. The more highly rated a pirate, usually means he/she has more
treasure, so you will be able to get a higher rated cannon.
The following few levels are each ship's Fearsome Rating. Note that the higher
their Fearsome Rating, the better their cannons and more varied their insults.
The Fearsome Rating is here. The higher level a pirate is on the list, the more
Fearsome he/she is:
Level 9 - Captain Rottingham
Level 6 - Really Fearsome Pirates
Level 5 - Pretty Fearsome Pirates
Level 4 - Mildly Fearsome Pirates
Level 3 - Fearsome Pirates
Level 2 - Semi-Fearsome Pirates
Level 1 - Not Really Fearsome Pirates
Level 0 - Glass Bottom Boat (No cannons. Tourists onboard.)
Unrated - The Sea Cucumber (Guybrush)
Note: This is MY Fearsome Rating. Don't use it!
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** III - Acquiring Cannons **
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Acquiring cannons is quite simple: the more treasure you have, the better you
cannons can buy. Your first cannons are really weak, and can't fire very far,
making them practically useless in sea battles. The higher level your cannons,
the farther they shoot. I suggest buying cannons up to at least level 4, as
around this time they start to get good. Cannons can be bought in Puerto Pollo
at the nearby guns shop, run by Kenny Falmouth. Here are the available cannons
in his store:
Level 9 - Destructomatic T-47
Level 6 - Mr. Massacre
Level 5 - Paingiver 2000
Level 4 - Holemaker Deluxe
Level 3 - Ouch-Master
Level 2 - Buccaneer's Buddy
Level 0 - Weak Cannons
Note that the weak cannons are the first set of cannons you own. They cannot be
bought. I can see why... they're terrible!
Of course, the Destructimatic T-47 is the most powerful cannon, but cannot be
got until you beat all the pirates and then the Really Fearsome Pirates.
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** IV - The Rules of Sword Fighting and What to do **
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This version of insult sword fighting is practically the same as in The Secret
of Monkey Island. It's actually quite easy once you get the hang of it.
Alright, so once you the opposing pirate in the sea battle, you can board their
ship. You fight the opposing pirate in a game of insult sword fighting. In this
game, you insult that pirate, and that pirate gets the chance to use the
matching comeback for that insult if he has it in his vocabulary of insults.
Of course, as Captain Rottingham has mentioned, on the sea, all the comebacks
used have to rhyme with the previous insult... not too tough! Anyway, for
normal pirates, once you use a valid comeback three times, you beat them and
you can take their treasure. But, when fighting Captain Rottingham, you must
use a valid comeback THREE TIMES IN A ROW to beat him so you can get your map
back and leave the waters around Plunder Island.
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** V - Pirate Insults and Comebacks **
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There are sixteen insults and sixteen comebacks to be used on average pirates
in The Monkey Island game. You might want to have at least ten or eleven of
them in your insult vocabulary when attempting to fight against Captain
Rottingham. It would be recommended to make sure you have all sixteen, but it
is not entirely needed.
Each Insult has '[I]' before it and at the end. Comebacks have '[C]'. There are
insults first and comebacks after.
The farther down the list it is, the harder it is to find, and is usually rarer
to find. Only the most fearsome pirates will usually use them, apart from maybe
one or two.
[I] Every enemy I've met I've annihilated! [I]
[C] With your breath, I'm sure they all suffocated. [C]
[I] You're as repulsive as a monkey in a negligee! [I]
[C] I look that much like your fianc�e? [C]
[I] Killing you would be justifiable homicide! [I]
[C] Then killing you must be justifiable fungicide. [C]
[I] You're the ugliest monster ever created! [I]
[C] If you don't count all the ones you've dated. [C]
[I] I'll skewer you like a sow at a buffet! [I]
[C] When I'm done with you, you'll be a boneless filet. [C]
[I] Would you like to be buried, or cremated? [I]
[C] With you around, I'd rather be fumigated. [C]
[I] Coming face to face with me must leave you petrified! [I]
[C] Is that your face? I thought it was your backside. [C]
[I] When your father first saw you, he must have been mortified! [I]
[C] At least mine can be identified. [C]
[I] You can't match my witty repartee! [I]
[C] I could, if you would use some breath spray. [C]
[I] I have never seen such clumsy swordplay! [I]
[C] You would have, but you were always running away. [C]
[I] En Garde! Touch�! [I]
[C] Oh, that is so clich�. [C]
[I] Throughout the Caribbean, my great deeds are celebrated! [I]
[C] Too bad they're all fabricated. [C]
[I] I can't rest 'til you've been exterminated! [I]
[C] Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated. [C]
[I] I'll leave you devastated, mutilated, and perforated! [I]
[C] Your odour alone makes me aggravated, agitated, and infuriated.
[I] Heaven preserve me! You look like something that's died! [I]
[C] The only way you'll be preserved is in formaldehyde. [C]
[I] I'll hound you night and day! [I]
[C] Then be a good dog, sit! Stay! [C]
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** VI - Captain Rottingham Tips, Insults and Comebacks **
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You should be able to defeat Rottingham within about five tries, unless you use
this guide to help you along the way ^_^. Anyway, you must match Rottingham's
insults three times in a row to defeat him.
Captain Rotheringham uses different insults to the rest of the pirate
community. He is that damn good! If you find all of the comebacks, you will
certainly be able to beat him. Get about eight or nine at least anyway. Sadly
you never get a chance to attack him, which really sucks, and makes it a bit
harder. This part of the section would be the equivalent to fighting Sword
master Carla in the original Monkey Island game. Nonetheless, it's still not
too hard... For me, at any rate...
His insults are written as before, and are as followed:
[I] My attacks have left entire islands depopulated! [I]
[C] With your breath, I'm sure they all suffocated. [C]
[I] You have the sex appeal of a shar-pei! [I]
[C] I look that much like your fianc�e? [C]
[I] Your looks would make pigs nauseated! [I]
[C] If you don't count all the ones you dated. [C]
[I] Nothing can stop me from blowing you away! [I]
[C] I could, if you would use some breath spray. [C]
[I] I have never lost a mele�![I]
[C] You would have, but you were always running away. [C]
[I] When I'm done, your body will be rotted and putrefied! [I]
[C] Then killing you must be justifiable fungicide. [C]
[I] You'll find I'm dogged and relentless to my prey! [I]
[C] Then be a good dog, sit! Stay! [C]
[I] My skills with a sword are highly venerated! [I]
[C] Too bad they're all fabricated. [C]
[I] Never before have I faced someone so sissified! [I]
[C] Is that your face? I thought it was you backside. [C]
[I] I can't tell which of my traits have you the most intimidated![I]
[C] Your door alone makes me aggravated, agitated, and infuriated! [C]
[I] Your lips look like they belong on the catch of the day! [I]
[C] When I'm done with you, you'll be a boneless fillet! [C]
[I] Your stench would make an outhouse cleaner irritated! [I]
[C] Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated. [C]
[I] Your mother wears a toupee! [I]
[C] Oh, that is so clich�! [C]
That's it for this part of my FAQ. Any other questions will be answered if sent
to the correct address.
Note: The Fearsome Rating system is copyright� of I, Conor Cosgrave. No
Stealing!
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** 9. - Items List **
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** Part One - The Demise of LeChuck **
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| Item | Description (What Guybrush says about it) |
|_______________________|_____________________________________________________|
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| Helium Balloon(s) | "They're very festive." |
| Ramrod | "Looks like a ramrod for the cannon." |
| Pirate Literature | "Piracy: The LeChuck way. 'Chapter 1 How to get more|
| | than fifteen men in a dead man's chest'." |
| Plastic Hook | "It's Wally's fake pirate hook." |
| Gaff | "It's a ramrod with a plastic hook stuck on the |
| | end." |
| Cutlass | "It's a sharp cutlass." |
| Skeleton Arm | "It's a skeleton arm." |
| Bag of Nickels | "It's a bag of wooden nickels." |
| Ring | "It's a diamond ring!" |
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** Part Two - The Curse Gets Worse **
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| Item | Description (What Guybrush says about it) |
|_______________________|_____________________________________________________|
| | |
| Ember on Stick | "It's a glowing ember, left over from the battle." |
| Pin | "It's a voodoo pin." |
| Paste | "It's a bottle of paste." |
| Pack of Gum | "Bit-O-Jerky bubblegum." |
| Lice | "They're, uh, wiggling." |
| Glove | "It's a glove." |
| Magic Wand | "It's a magic wand." |
| Ventriloquism Book | "'The A-mfggh-C's of Ventriloquism'." |
| Paperweight | "It's a rock, and it's a paperweight!" |
| Scissors | "Wow! I bet those could cut through anything." |
| Jawbreaker | "It's only got a little bit of spit and hair on it."|
| Flyer | "'Feeling down 'cause your chick's turned to gold? |
| | Come to the swamp! Get your fortune told! Voodoo |
| | 'n' Things (Formerly Just Voodoo. Visit our new |
| | location on Plunder Island)'" |
| Ipecac Flower | "It's an ipecac flower." |
| Faberge Egg | "It's a priceless, delicate Faberge egg." |
| Vacuum Cleaner... | (Attachments)"It's a complete array of vacuum |
| | cleaner attachments." |
| Old Phone Books | "The Plunder Island Yellow Pages." |
| Encyclopaedia | "It's volume 'C' and it's mostly digested. I can |
| | only make out page 243. 'A compass is a magnetised |
| | bit of metal, floating in a solution.' What a |
| | completely random piece of trivia." |
| Top-Secret Plans | "I hate to think what would happen if these fell |
| | into the wrong hands." |
| Stuffed Dinghy Dog | "He's wearing a little shirt that says 'I Whooped It|
| | Up At Big Whoop'." |
| Reservation Slip | "It's a reservation slip for Blondebeard's Chicken |
| Spare Tyre | "It's a tread that just grips the road and won't let|
| | go." |
| Naturalist Remains | "It's the remains of the Plunder Island Naturalist |
| | Society. Those guys sure are dedicated." |
| Pancake Syrup | "Mmmmm...Maple." |
| Pancakes | "It's a stack of big, fluffy pancakes." |
| Sausage | "Ooooh! Thick, fatty sausage patties." |
| Eggs | "Two eggs, over easy." |
| Coffee | "It's a big steaming cup o' joe." |
| Syrup of Ipecac | "It's syrup of Ipecac, same as the kind used in |
| | hospitals." |
| Hollow Reed | "It's a hollow reed." |
| Thorn | "It's a sharp thorn." |
| Pea Shooter | "It's just like the ones all the natives are using |
| | these days." |
| Serrated Bread Knife | "It's a very sharp knife." |
| Tasty, Buttery Biscuit| "That looks delicious." |
| Half-Eaten Maggoty... | (...Biscuit)"Mmmmmm...Maggoty |
| Maggots | "It's a heaping handful of healthy, wriggling |
| | maggots." |
| Pie Pan | "It's a pie pan." |
| Biscuit Cutter | "It's a round biscuit cutter." |
| Club Card | "It's a membership card to Brimstone Beach Club." |
| Rubber Plug | "It's a large rubber plug |
| Sticky Rubber Plug | "It's a large rubber plug with paste all over it." |
| Dry Towel | "This is a nice, dry fluffy towel." |
| Dry Towels (2) | "I have two dry towels." |
| Dry Towels (3) | "I have three towels." |
| Wet Towel | "This is an ice cold, wet towel." |
| Wet Towels (2) | "I have two wet towels." |
| Wet Towels (3) | "I have three wet towels." |
| Mug | "It's one ugly mug. It's also empty." |
| Cooking Oil | "It's coconut cooking oil." |
| Pistol | "It's a loaded pistol." |
| Gold Tooth | "It's a gold tooth." |
| Chewed Gum | "It's some pre-chewed, meat flavoured gum." |
| Gold Tooth in Gum | "It's a gold tooth in some gum." |
| Chicken Grease | "It's all over everything." |
| Treasure Map | [*Looks at the map*] |
| Bottomless Mug | "It's a mug with a hole in the bottom." |
| Pitcher | "It's an empty pitcher." |
| Pitcher with Red Dye | "It's full of red dye." |
| Map | "It's the map to Blood Island, peeled off Palido's |
| | back." |
|_______________________|_____________________________________________________|
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** Part Three - Three Sheets to the Wind **
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No items available to pick up in this part of the game.
**------------------------------------***------------------------------------**
** Part Four - The Bartender, The Thieves, His Aunt, and her Lover **
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| | |
| Item | Description (What Guybrush says about it) |
|_______________________|_____________________________________________________|
| | |
| Cap'n Nick's Shaving | (...Soap)"Foamy." |
| Cork | "Nice Cork." |
| Pepper | "It's a chilli pepper." |
| Chisel | "It's the gravedigger's chisel." |
| Mallet | "It's a big wooden mallet." |
| Smelly Dog Hair | "It's hair of that dog that bit me." |
| Block of Tofu | "It's a large cube of tofu." |
| Auger | "It's an auger." |
| Measuring Cup | "It's decorative, yet functional." |
| Refrigerator Magnet | "It's a 'Big Whoop' souvenir magnet." |
| Un-Metled Hunk of... |(...Nacho Cheese) "Mmmm." |
| Brochure | "'Visit Big Whoop! Do it right now!' But there's no |
| | maps or pictures." |
| Cushion | "It's a soft cushion." |
| Tarot Card | "It's a tarot card that says 'DEATH'." |
| Tarot Cards (2) | "I've got two 'DEATH' cards." |
| Tarot Cards (3) | "Three 'DEATH' cards. I wonder if it means |
| | something..." |
| Tarot Cards (4) | "Four 'DEATH' cards. If I were the suspicious |
| | sort..." |
| Tarot Cards (5) | "I've got five 'DEATH' cards. That can't be good." |
| Egg | "It's a big egg." |
| Head-B-Clear | "'Head-B-Clear: For clearing foggy heads'" |
| Empty Jar | "It says 'We Welcome Your Tips!'" |
| Jar Lid | "It's the lid to the tip jar from the hotel." |
| Jar Lid (w/ holes) | "It's a jar lid with lots of holes poked in it." |
| Nail | "It's a heavy-duty picture-hanging nail." |
| Portrait | "This is one ugly picture. Looks just like the |
| | bartender." |
| Face | "It's the face that I cut out of the Goodsoup |
| | portrait." |
| Portrait (cut out) | "It's a Goodsoup family portrait, but I've cut out |
| | the face." |
| Umbrella | "It's a 'Cevantes' brand umbrella. Very stylish." |
| Coffin Nails | "Now THESE are high grade nails." |
| Laminated Business... | (...card) "'Mutual of Stan: Because you could die |
| | horribly ay any moment.' It's even laminated!" |
| Mirror | "It's me!" |
| Goodsoup Family... | (...History)"'The Goodsoups: A Life in Pictures by |
| | M.M. Goodsoup'. It's full of all the dates and fun |
| | facts you'd ever want to know about the Goodsoup |
| | family. And it says I'll receive a new book every |
| | month or cancel without any obligation and keep my |
| | copy of 'Buccaneers and Bouillabaisse' as a free |
| | gift." |
| Insurance Policy | "This entitles the bearer of this document to the |
| | sum of a lot of money." |
| Crowbar | "It's a universal crowbar." |
| Murray | "He just can't stop jammering." |
| Lantern | "It's a glowing lantern." |
| Death Certificate | "This hereby certifies that [insert Goodsoup name |
| | here] met his demise on Blood Island." |
| Insurance Money | "This is a lot of money!" |
| Jar of Water | "It's full of sugar water." |
| Lantern | "It's full of glowing fireflies." |
| Pin (magnetised) | "Cool! A magnetic pin!" |
| Cork | "It's a cork with a magnetic pin stuck in it." |
| Measuring Cup | "It's full of sea water." |
| Compass | "I admit, I had my doubts at first, but it looks |
| | really nice all put together." |
| Enormous Diamond | "Wow! It's huge! And not a curse on it!" |
| Slippery Greasy Hand� | (�Lotion)"It says 'Made with 100% pure lamb blubber'|
| | Hmmm... Soothing AND nutritious." |
|_______________________|_____________________________________________________|
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** Part Five - The Kiss of the Spider Monkey **
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_____________________________________________________________________________
| | |
| Item | Description (What Guybrush says about it) |
|_______________________|_____________________________________________________|
| | |
| Dinghy Dog� hair | "It looks an awful lot like genuine dog hair." |
| Anchor | "This anchor looks good, heavy, and useful." |
| Fake Pie | "It's a pie pan full of shaving cream." |
| Heavy Fake Pie | "It's a heavy pie pan full of shaving cream." |
| Meringue Pie | "It's a bunch of bits of meringue from the pie." |
| Pepper Mill | "It's a big pepper mill." |
| Plain Snow Cone | "It's a plain snow cone." |
| Disgusting Snow Cone | "It's a disgusting snow cone, topped with fluffy, |
| | whipped egg whites, synthetic hair from the dog |
| | that bit me and fresh ground pepper." |
| Soggy Paper Cone | "It's all that's left of my snow cone." |
|_______________________|_____________________________________________________|
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** Part Six - Guybrush Kicks Butt Once Again **
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| | |
| Item | Description (What Guybrush says about it) |
|_______________________|_____________________________________________________|
| | |
| Fallen Rope | "It's a sturdy piece of rope." |
| Keg o' Rum | "It's a great big keg of rum." |
| Flask o' Oil | "It's a flask of lamp oil." |
| Fallen Rope (Oily) | "It's a piece of rope soaked in lamp oil." |
|_______________________|_____________________________________________________|
Anchor
This is the anchor Guybrush won from the guy in the Dinghy Dog� costume, chosen
over Murray. Guybrush used it to knock out the guy at the pie cannon stall at
LeChuck's carnival.
Auger
The Auger is actually useless. You can use it to cut holes in the block of
tofu, but the chisel will also do that. An Auger cuts holes, by the way.
Guybrush picked it up in the cannibal's village on Blood Island.
Bag of Nickels
The Bag of Nickels was retrieved from LeChuck's treasure hold. With it,
Guybrush has bought some steak-flavoured gum and some lemonade from Falmouth.
Biscuit Cutter
The biscuit cutter, found in Captain Blondbeard's restaurant, was used by
Guybrush (only in Mega-Monkey mode, I might add) to cut some rubber from one of
the rubber trees near the Field of Honour. He used the piece to plug a hole in
the dinghy at Danjer Cove.
Block of Tofu
The block of tofu, as found in the cannibal village on Blood Island, was used
by Guybrush to make a mask out of so he could see the volcano god ceremony.
Bottomless Mug
Kenny Falmouth's mug he used for conning the population of Puerto Pollo.
Guybrush switched it for a proper mug and used the bottomless one to make
Palido turn over.
Brochure
These are the brochures which Guybrush got from Wally (Bloodnose the Pirate) in
LeChuck's hold. They do nothing for you in the game, and contain the terms and
conditions of become a LeChuck-approved pirate.
Cap'n Nick's Shaving Soap
Guybrush used this soap to make a fake meringue pie for the rat in LeChuck's
carnival.
Chewed Gum
This is some previously-Guybrush-chewed steak-flavoured chewing gum.
Chicken Grease
Captain Blondebeard's chicken is the creator of this mound of chicken grease.
Chisel
This is the chisel that Guybrush found in Mort's area of the cemetery on Blood
Island. It is used for more than one thing.
Club Card
The Brimstone Beach club card. Guybrush found this inside a chicken in Cap'n
Blondebeard's restaurant. It entitles the holder to use the privileges of free
dry towels from the Cabana.
Coffee
This is the mug of coffee which Guybrush found in the pile of stuff inside the
snake. Like the rest of the stuff, it has no use and you loose it once you fall
into the (spoilers) quicksand pit.
Coffin Nails
The nails Mort used to trap Guybrush in the coffin. Using the mallet, Guybrush
freed himself.
Compass
A compass made from a measuring cup filled with seawater, a cork and a magnetic
voodoo pin. Guybrush constructed it for the Flying Welshman, who is the
ferryman between Blood Island and Skull Island.
Cooking Oil
Originally the Brimstone Beach Club's, Guybrush took this from the Cabana and
used it to fry the skin on Palido's back.
Cork
Bitten from the bottle of Nick's Shaving Soap, Guybrush used the cork to let
the voodoo pin float in the compass given to the Flying Welshman.
Crowbar
Guybrush found this in a coffin in the Goodsoup Family Crypt.
Cushion
This is a cushion, found by Guybrush in the Goodsoup bar. It was used to soften
the Egg's fall for the Head-B-Clear drink.
Cutlass
Guybrush found this on the end of Murray's arm at the beginning of the game. He
used it to cut the cannon restraint rope in LeChuck's hold, but it was lost
when the ship capsized.
Death Certificate
The certificate to show Guybrush died. Guybrush gave it to Stan, who then could
only give Guybrush his insurance money.
Dinghy Dog� Hair
This is the hair of Dinghy Dog, one of the LeChuck carnival characters.
Disgusting Snow Cone
A plain snow cone with dog hair, pepper and meringue on it,
Dry Towel(s)
These are the unused towels from the Cabana at the Brimstone Beach Club.
Egg(s)
The first Egg-like substance in the game, 'Eggs', are two fried eggs, which are
found in the snake's digestive system. The second Egg you come across is a
large one, used for concocting the Bartender's Head-B-Clear remedy.
Ember on Stick
This is an ember on a broken stick from a nearby boat ruin.
Empty Jar
The Bartender's tips jar. Empty, as of yet. However, Guybrush took it so he
could "fill it up with a whole lot of money. To much for me to carry around."
Encyclopaedia
A C encyclopaedia.
Enormous Diamond
This large, uncursed diamond is the one Guybrush used to free Elaine from her
golden cell. Guybrush got it from the smugglers, Kruff and King Andre, on Blood
Island, who bought it from LeChuck.
Faberge Egg
This is another of the unused items found in the snake's stomach. Basically,
just a chocolate egg.
Face
This is the face of one of the Bartender's relatives/ancestors, cut out from a
portrait.
Fake Pie
This is the shaving foam pie (changes to Heavy Fake Pie when the anchor is put
in) Guybrush used to knock out the guy in the pie-throwing stall.
Fallen Rope
In LeChuck's carnival ride of doom, there is a section depicting Herman
Toothrot's hanging friend. Below that noose is some rope. Guybrush used it to
help blow that place up,
Flask O' Oil
Guybrush found this and took it from the lantern on the MI2 diarama. HE used it
to douse the fallen rope.
Flier
This is a flier for the voodoo lady's hideout in the swamp. Useless.
Gaff
This is a ramrod with a plastic (Bloodnose/Wally's) hook stuck on the end.
Guybrush used it to fish Murray's arm and sword from the water near the
beginning of the game.
Glove
Guybrush used this glove to slap Edward Van Helgan, thus challenging him to a
banjo dual.
Gold Tooth
This is Captain Blondebeard's gold tooth, which Guybrush took from him with a
mixture of jawbreakers and bubble-bursting techniques. It is used to show the
salty pirate, Cutthroat Bill, that you can actually find treasure so he will
join your crew.
Goodsoup Family History
This is a book on Goodsoup Family History; found by Guybrush on a corpse and
used to persuade the Bartender that Guybrush is a Goodsoup.
Half-Eaten Maggoty Biscuit
Only available in the Mega-Monkey game. It is one of Blondebeard's buttery
biscuits, the maggots being the special ingredient.
Head-B-Clear
This is the remainder of the handover remedy that the Bartender made up.
Guybrush used it to spike his drink, thus letting him blackout for a moment or
two. It was during this that Guybrush was buried in the crypt.
Heavy Fake Pie
This is the shaving-foam filled container with the anchor concealed inside,
used to knock out the guy in the pie-throwing stall.
Helium Balloon(s)
You get one balloon at the start of the Normal mode of CMI, but you get two at
the beginning of Mega Monkey Mode. Guybrush uses one of them to save himself
from the quicksand. I can't remember that the other is for.
Hollow Reed
Guybrush found this in the quicksand pit and used it to shoot a thorn at the
previously-mentioned helium balloon which saved him. \m/!
Insurance Money
This is a lot of money, which Guybrush got after he handed in his death
certificate to Stan.
Insurance Policy
This is the paperwork explaining Guybrush's life insurance policy.
Ipecac Flower
These are native to Puerto Pollo and are good for making syrup of ipecac.
Guybrush used it to make syrup of ipecac, and used it to make the snake retch.
Jar Lid (with holes)
This is the lid of the tips jar from the hotel. Guybrush used it to trap some
fireflies in the jar, making sure they didn't die by poking holes in the lid.
Jar of Water
This is the tips jar with some sugar-water in it. Guybrush got the sugar-water
from the windmill and used it to catch fireflies in.
Jawbreaker
This is the jawbreaker that Cutthroat Bill choked upon. Guybrush then gave it
to Blondbeard who ate it but loosened his golden tooth through eating it.
Keg o' Rum
This is the substance which blew up Monkey Island at the end of the game.
Guybrush got it in one of the dioramas.
Laminated Business Card
This is one of Stan's business cards he has had printed up for his insurance
business.
Lantern
The tips jar with some sugar water in it and some fire flies gliding around
inside. Guybrush used it in the lighthouse to guide the Lost Welshman back to
Blood Island.
Lice
The lice from the jacket of one of the performers at the Puerto Pollo theatre.
Guybrush used it to scare Haggis into dealing with Captain Rottingham during
his haircut.
Maggots
Blondebead's biscuits contain many such colonies of maggots. Apparently, they
are the special ingredient he uses. Guybrush used these (in Mega Monkey mode)
to ravenously eat the meat from the chicken carcass, thus exposing the beach
card inside.
Magic Wand
Guybrush found this in the theatre and use it to summon a book about
ventriloquism. He later used it to make a frame disappear (again, in Mega
Monkey Mode)
Mallet
Guybrush found this in Blood Island's cemetery. He used it for many a thing on
Blood Island.
Map
This is the map, made of skin, however, that Guybrush used to get to Blood
Island. The agent Palido was the original owner of it, it being once a tattoo
in his back.
Measuring Cup
This is the measuring cup Guybrush used to make a compass for the Lost Welshman
so that he could get to Skull Island. Guybrush got it in the cannibal village.
Meringue Pie
This is the fake pie which Guybrush used to knock out the guy in the pie-
throwing stall at LeChuck's carnival.
Mirror
This is the mirror from the bar on Blood Island. Guybrush needed it to make the
lighthouse on Blood Island function properly.
Mug
This is Palido's mug he used for beverage-containing while he lay on the beach.
Guybrush used it to screw over Falmouth's lemonade stall.
Murray
Murray, the talking skull. Guybrush found him in the Goodsoup crypt and used
him to scare the shit out of Mort, the graveyard caretaker.
Nail
A single nail from one of the portraits hung on the corridor of the hotel on
Blood Island. Guybrush used it to nail down the bed in the hotel room.
Naturalist Remains
Another of the random items found inside the snake. Again, no there is no
actual value to the item.
Old Phone Books
Another of the random items found inside the snake. Again, no there is no
actual value to the item.
Pack of Gum
Steak-flavoured chewing gum. Guybrush bought it from a machine in the Voodoo
Lady's chamber.
Pancake Syrup
Another of the random items found inside the snake. However, this is the one
item of use. With it, Guybrush made syrup of ipecac, and used it to make the
snake retch.
Pancakes
Another of the random items found inside the snake. Again, no there is no
actual value to the item.
Paperweight
This is the paperweight Guybrush got from the Barber Shop, used to weight down
the helium balloon, saving Guybrush's life.
Paste
This is the paste (only used in the Mega-Monkey mode) Guybrush got from the
Voodoo Lady's cabin. The children use it to make voodoo dolls. Guybrush used it
to put on the rubber disc to plug the hole in the dinghy.
Pea Shooter
The thorn from the thorn bush in the quicksand combined with the hollow reed =
pea shooter. Guybrush used it to shoot down the Helium balloon.
Pepper
This is the pepper Guybrush used in the Head-B-Clear concoction, used to clear
hangover headaches. He got it from the plant growing outside the windmill on
Blood Island.
Pepper Mill
This is the pepper mill Guybrush got on Monkey Island from the snowcone stand.
He used it on the snowcone to make it disgusting-er.
Pie Pan
From Captain Blondebeard's restaurant, this pie pan is only used in the Mega
Monkey Mode of CMI. Guybrush used it in the mud puddle outside the restaurant
to look for the golden tooth.
Pin (Magnetised)
This is the voodoo pin Guybrush used in the compass and the one he used to pop
Blondebeard's chewing gum bubble. Guybrush got it on Plunder Island, from the
Voodoo Lady's shack.
Pirate Literature
No apparent use for it. This is the LeChuck-approved pirate literature Guybrush
got from Wally at the beginning of the game.
Pistol
This is one of Edward Van Helgan's pistols used to dual Guybrush on Plunder
Island. Guybrush, however, cannot win in a pistol dual. He later uses one of
them to shoot Ed's banjo.
Pitcher (red Dye)
A pitcher. Guybrush got it from Kenny Falmouth's lemonade stand, filled it up
with Red dye and used it to colour Palido.
Plain Snow Cone
From LeChuck's demoic carnival, this is the plain snowcone Guybrush gets. He
uses it to become an adult again.
Plastic Hook
After Wally threw it off in a rit of pirate-less rage, Guybrush picked it up
and used it on the ramrod.
Portrait (Later Cut Out)
From the hotel on Blood Island, this is one of the Bartenders great ancestors.
Guybrush uses the portrait to persuade the Bartender to accept him into the
Goodsoup family.
Ramrod
This is the long stick Guybrush found in Wally's chamber in LeChuck's ship. He
used it to take Murray's arm.
Refrigerator Magnet
From the fridge of the store room of the hotel on Blood Island, Guybrush used
this 'Big Whoop' engraved magnet to make a compass for the Welshman.
Reservation Slip
Another of the items found inside the snake on Plunder Island. Suspiciously,
however, it is the only one that doesn't leave the sanctity of your pants once
you fall in the quicksand. It is a reservation slip for Blondbeard's
restaurant.
Ring
This is the empty band that Minnie Goodsoup has left after LeChuck stole the
diamond from her ring.
Rubber Plug
This is the (optionally pasty) rubber plug which Guybrush cut from one of the
trees on Plunder Island. It was used to plug the hole in the dinghy at Danjer
Cove.
Sausage
Another of the random items found inside the snake. Again, no there is no
actual value to the item.
Scissors
Found in the barbershop stuck in the ceiling, this scissors was used to cut the
undergrowth from the path north of Puerto Pollo.
Serrated Bread Knife
This is the breadknife Guybrush found stuck in the back of one of Blondbeard's
customers. The customer is one of the characters from the LucasArts game, Grim
Fandango.
Skeleton Arm
This is Murray's arm, found floating in the water after the sea battle.
Guybrush used it to increase the fright of Mort, the graveyard keeper.
Slippery Greasy Hand Lotion
Originally Haggis McMutton's, he gave the bottle of the lotion to you after you
brought him down some melted nacho cheese to help fix the ship. Guybrush used
it to get the cursed ring from Elaine's ringer.
Smelly Dog Hair
This is some of the hair from the Dinghy Dog costume in LeChuck's carnival.
Guybrush used it on his snowcone.
Soggy Paper Cone
This is the snowcone after Guybrush takes too many steps from the stall.
Spare Tyre
Another of the random items found inside the snake. Again, no there is no
actual value to the item.
Sticky Rubber Plug
This is the (optionally pasty) rubber plug which Guybrush cut from one of the
trees on Plunder Island. It was used to plug the hole in the dinghy at Danjer
Cove.
Stuffed Dinghy Dog�
A mini version of Dinghy Dog, this is. Very un-useful.
Syrup of Ipecac
This is the syrup Guybrush made from an Ipecac flower and pancake syrup. It was
used to make the snake on Plunder Island retch.
Tarot Card(s)
Guybrush received up to five 'death' cards from the Voodoo Lady and used them
to win a game of poker against the smugglers of Skull Island.
Tasty, Buttery Biscuit
The whole biscuit Guybrush got from Blondbeard's restaurant. Full of maggots.
Thorn
The thorn Guybrush picked from the thorn plant in the quicksand. He used it
with the hollow reed to make a pea shooter.
Top-Secret Plans
Another of the random items found inside the snake. Again, no there is no
actual value to the item.
Treasure Map
This is the map Guybrush got in the Sea Cucumber. Using the directions,
Guybrush found the location of Elaine.
Umbrella
Guybrush got this umbrella from the bartender in the hotel on Blood Island in
his tropical drink.
Un-Melted Hunk of Nacho Cheese
Formally on the wheel o' cheese in the hotel stockroom, Guybrush used the
chisel to take some. Part of it was used in the volcano, which erupted due to
its lactose intolerance, and the rest Guybrush used as a form of tar.
Vacuum Cleaner Attachments
Another of the random items found inside the snake. Again, no there is no
actual value to the item.
Ventriloquism Book
This is a quite interesting book. You can use it with many people and Guybrush
will imitate their voices. It is useful in the game when you use it on Captain
LeChimp.
Wet Towel(s)
From the Brimstone Beach Club, these are the towels Guybrush used to walk
across the hot sand on Plunder Island.
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** 10. - Song Lyrics **
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You may notice as you play that there are various songs sung throughout the
game. Though sadly, they are all Barbershop songs (Grrrr... I was looking
forward to hearing Guybrush's Death Metal grunt). Only one of these seriously
effects game play, and that is the final one, 'A Pirate I was Meant To Be'. It
is sung at the start of Part Three. The other five can be found by talking to
Edward Van Helgan at the 'Barbery Coast' in Puerto Pollo and asking if you may
audition for the fourth in the Barbershop Quartet.
I - 'There's a Monkey In My Pocket'
II - 'Plunder on My Mind'
III - 'Wooden Leg, Restless Heart'
IV - 'I've got a Friend in The Ocean'
V - 'Silver's Long Johns'
VI - 'A Pirate I Was Meant To Be'
* * *
'There's a Monkey in my Pocket'
(Threepwood)
Oh, there's a monkey in my pocket
and he's stealing all my change!
His stare is black and glassy,
I suspect that he's deranged.
* * *
'Plunder on my Mind'
(Threepwood)
Plunder, plunder,
How I wonder
How'd ya get
So doggone pretty.
Home to sailers,
Barbers, tailors.
And Puerto Pollo
Your capitol city.
* * *
'Wooden Leg, Restless Heart'
(Threepwood)
I'm hooked on you baby!
But the seas keep us apart.
And there ain't no eyepatch big enough
To cover up my broken heart.
* * *
'I've got a Friend in The Ocean'
(Threepwood)
Once my old man spoke to good King Triton...
And asked 'Why all this senseless fightin'?'
'Why can't we men express emotion?'
And now I've got a friend in... (the ocean?)
* * *
'Silver's Long Johns'
(Threepwood)
For those cold dark ship board nights
We've got boxers, briefs and tights
Made from cotton, silk or satin...
In styles Anglo, Dutch or Latin...
When you sail don't take a chance,
Wearing nothing beneath your pants.
Trust silver's long johns...
(They breathe!)
* * *
Note: H denotes a line sung by haggis,
B denotes a line sung by Cutthroat Bill,
VH denotes a line sung by Edward Van Helgan
GT denotes a line sung by Guybrush.
Cr denotes a line sung by the three barbers
'A Pirate I Was Meant to Be'
(Threepwood/McMutton/Cutthroat/Van Helgan)
H : We're a band of vicious pirates!
VH: A sailing out to sea!
B : When you hear our gentle singing...
H : You'll be sure to turn and flea!
GT: Oh, this is getting ridiculous...
GT: Come on men! We've got to recover that map!
B: A pirate will be done for when he falls into our trap!
B: We're a club of tuneful rovers
H: We've been singing every cleff
VH: We can even hit the high notes
H: It's just too bad we're tone deaf!
Cr: A pirate I was meant to be! Trim the sails and roam the sea!
GT: Lets go defeat that evil pirate!
VH: We know he's sure to lose because we know just where to fire at.
VH: We're thieving balladeers
H: A gang of cutthroat mugs!
B: To fight us off you won't need guns
VG: Just jolly good earplugs!
Cr: A pirate I was meant to be! Trim the sails and roam the sea!
GT: Alright crew, let's get to work!
H: Our vocation is a thing we love, a thing we'd never shirk
H: We'll fight you in the harbour
B: We'll battle you on land!
VH: But when you meet singin' pirates
GT: They'll be more than you can stand...
B: Oh! That was a good one!
GT: No, it wasn't!
GT: No time for song, we've got to move!
B: The battle will be long and hard but our courage we will prove.
B: We're a pack o' scurvy sea dogs
H: Have we pity? Not a dram!
VH: We all eat roasted garlics...
H: And sing from the diaphragm.
Cr: A pirate I was meant to be! Trim the sails and roam the sea!
GT: Less singing, more sailing...
VH: When we defeat our wicked foe, his ship he will be bailing!
VH: If you try to fight us
H: You will get a nasty whackin'
B: If you disrespect our singing
H: We' will feed ya to a kraken!
Cr: A pirate I was meant to be! Trim the sails and roam the sea!
GT: I'm getting so sick of you guys and your rhyming...
H: We're ready to set sail, though the cannons need a priming.
VH: We're troublesome corsairs
B: And we've come to steal your treasure.
H: We would shoot you in a downbeat
B: But we have to rest five measures.
Cr: A pirate I was meant to be! Trim the sails and roam the sea!
GT: Stop! Stop! Stop!
B: The brass is what we'll polish and the deck is what we'll mop!
GT: You say you're nasty pirate scheming thieving bad bushwhackers! From what
I've seen I'll tell you, you're not pirates, you're just slackers!
Cr: A pirate I was meant to be! Trim the sails and roam the sea!
GT: (*slyly*) We'll surely avoid scurvy if we all eat an orange...
H: And!
B: ...um...
VH: Well...
H: Er...
B: Door hinge?
H: No, no.
B: Guess the songs over then...
VH: Guess so. Okay, back to work...
GT: Well, gee I feel a little guilty now...
Note: This is just what I can scramble from listening to the MP3 clip, so I'll
try to get the exact words and punctuation marks soon. I don't think the
punctuation marks matter too much, though.
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