-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pick Me, Honey! Complete FAQ/Walkthrough By YuSaKu -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- USE CTRL+F TO NAVIGATE -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- NOTE: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This H-Game is intended for Mature Audiences ONLY!!! It includes a LOT of f'ing, (Involving girls that...ACTUALLY LOOK 18!? ZOMG, RUN AWAY!!!) Um, anyway. if this sort of thing offends you, or you are not old enough to be looking at this stuff , then go away. Go on, shoo. AND PUT THAT THING AWAY, you'll go blind. But, if you're a sick-ass pervert like the rest of us, Welcome brothers!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you really enjoy this guide, please recommend it to others. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Table of Contents I. System Requirements II. Game Description III. Cast of Characters IV. Opening Song Lyrics V. Walkthrough VI. Locations VII. Contact Information VIII. Other Works -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I. System Requirements -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Operating Systems: Microsoft Windows 2k/XP SP2-SP3/2k3/MCE/Vista SP1 DIRECTX 8.1+ REQUIRED. --------------------------- Minimum System Requirements --------------------------- CPU: Pentium II - 233MHz Memory: 64Mb SDRAM or Greater Display: 640x480 16-bit High Color CD-ROM: 8X DVD-ROM or Greater Sound: DirectSound Mouse Keyboard ------------------------------- Recommended System Requirements ------------------------------- Processor: Pentium II - 300MHz Memory: 96Mb SDRAM or Greater Display: 800x600 24-bit True Color Disc Drive: 12X DVD-ROM or Greater Audio: CDDA Mouse Keyboard -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- II. Game Description -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- My name is Reiji Oshima, an average Japanese student. I've got a problem. I'd really like to find a girlfriend, but I'm surrounded by beautiful girls who seem intent on keeping me from getting romantically involved with someone. Then on my birthday, my father makes an announcement: I am to take over the family business, but before that day I must choose a wife from among the beautiful girls in the room. According to Japanese law, a man can only marry one person, but in Japan's past it was common for men to take a wife as well as several concubines. But which girl will I choose for my wife? And so the battle for my heart begins, with childhood friend Hazuki, charming and pure Chihiro, elegant Mio, cute Futaba-sensei and totally grown-up Yoriko all vying for my love by cooking, cleaning, and doing anything they can for me. It's a breathtaking battle of love, and my life is good! Pick Me, Honey! is a multi-scenario love-sim game for Windows. You play the interactive game by moving through the story and making choices that affect the outcome, allowing for many different potential endings and excellent replay value. The game features the original Japanese voices along with an accurate English translation. This game is 100% uncensored. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- III. Cast of Characters -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------ Reiji Oshima ------------ Poised to step into his father's shoes, Reiji goes from wanting a girlfriend to having an entire roomful of hot and horny goldiggers who are eager to wait on him hand and foot. Can he really remain the same guy that he always was before? ---------------- Hazuki Shinozaki ---------------- Hazuki is Reiji's childhood friend. When her parents died, Reiji was there for her, and ever since then she's been secretly in love with him. Unable to show her feelings openly, she often gets into fights with Reiji without meaning to do so. ------------- Chihiro Ogawa ------------- The daughter of Reiji's father's best friend, she's lived with his family ever since her father died. She hates it when Reiji thinks of her as a "kid sister" but secretly has a "brother complex" for him. ------------- Mio Sumiyoshi ------------- A distant cousin of Reiji, she comes from a wealthy background and is quite a debutante. Mio is president of the school counsil, both beautiful and intelligent. She's got her sights set on marrying him so she can further the glory of the family name. ---------------- Futaba Shinozaki ---------------- Another cousin of Reiji's, she is Hazuki's older sister, and by coincidence, she's also Reiji's teacher. She's such a ditz that Reiji worries how she gets through each day. Reiji's father supported her after her parents died, and she secretly is in love with you because of your family's kindness. ------------ Yoriko Mizue ------------ Yoriko is Reiji's father's secretary. She takes care of Reiji when his father isn't home. The perfect career woman, she's also concerned for Reiji's education in many ways. She provides guidance for Hazuki, Chihro and Mio in matters of the heart. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- IV. Opening Theme Song -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Your Dessert is a Peach" Composed by: Tasogare no Yume Lyrics by: Melody Nelson Vocals by: Noriko Saito Music by: Wasabi *LYRICS COMING SOON* -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- V. Walkthrough -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------- Hazuki Shinozaki ---------------- ----------- Good Ending ----------- Eat Hazuki's Yes, clearly Choose Hazuki at the character selection screen What is it? I like all of them Choose Hazuki at the character selection screen Help her Why don't you girls wash me together? Choose Hazuki at the character selection screen Thank you She can do whatever she likes As long as I feel good... You're so beautiful Choose Hazuki at the character selection screen Ask her what she wants to know I'm thankful But you're more energetic than anyone else I love all of you Tell her a joke Shall we go home? I can't wait You bother me Yes, everything I do has a meaning Forcefully take her out We'd better respect their opinions Make fun of her Give her an excuse We never know our future I came to the wrong room They seduced me... No, I'm going to the conveniece store Yeah ----------- Best Ending ----------- Eat Hazuki's Yes, clearly Choose Hazuki at the character selection screen What is it? I like all of them Choose Hazuki at the character selection screen Help her Why don't you girls wash me together? Choose Hazuki at the character selection screen Thank you She can do whatever she likes As long as I feel good... You're so beautiful Choose Hazuki at the character selection screen Ask her what she wants to know I'm thankful But you're more cheerful than anyone else I chose Hazuki... Give her your honest answer Do you want to go out with me? I'll wait It's OK I like to save the best for last Talk to them without hesitation Hazuki is right Ask her gently Apologize to her It's impossible Isn't this Hazuki's room? Apologize to her Yes, I'll go look for her I've been looking for you ------------- Chihiro Ogawa ------------- ----------- Good Ending ----------- Eat Chihiro's Kind of... Choose Chihiro at the character selection screen Yes, I saw I like all of them Choose Chihiro at the character selection screen Shake her Whoever comes first is the winner I can wash myself Choose Chihiro at the character selection screen It's her fault She can do whatever she likes It's up to her You look OK Choose Chihiro at the character selection screen Give her a wooden doll I'm thankful I don't know... Slap her a couple of times Peeping is a man's foolish nature Get mad at her Tell her a joke You girls are misunderstanding We don't have to ride the roller coaster I've been waiting for you... I'm not interested in it at all Scold her In anger, tell her to hurry up Tell her some joke Evade her question Peeping is not nice Talk to her in anger Liar! ----------- Best Ending ----------- Eat Chihiro's Kind of... Choose Chihiro at the character selection screen Yes, I saw I like all of them Choose Chihiro at the character selection screen Shake her Whoever comes first is the winner I can wash myself Choose Chihiro at the character selection screen It's her fault She can do whatever she likes It's up to her You look OK Choose Chihiro at the character selection screen Give her a wooden doll I'm thankful Trust her Kiss her to wake her up You looked so cute Gently scold her Answer honestly I'm sorry Let's ride something else Why don't we go grocery shopping together then? I'm kind of interested in it Apologize to her Gently tell her to hurry up Make small talk Tell her the truth Peeping is a man's foolish nature Talk to her gently You're lying to yourself ------------- Mio Sumiyoshi ------------- ----------- Good Ending ----------- Eat Mio's Kind of... Choose Mio at the character selection screen Sexy ones Be honest Choose Mio at the character selection screen Forgive her Why don't you girls wash me together? Don't move Choose Mio at the character selection screen Touch her I don't know what to say As long as I feel good... You're so beautiful Choose Mio at the character selection screen Laugh at her I'm thankful You're the most beautiful girl Get mad at her It was fun to watch ...ponder She asked me to Just watch Make fun of her Apply a Band Aid It's so unlike you Make fun of her Don't get so excited Are you jealous? Pussies and anuses are different It doesn't work Push her away Give up and go home My home ----------- Best Ending ----------- Eat Mio's Kind of... Choose Mio at the character selection screen Sexy ones Be honest Choose Mio at the character selection screen Forgive her Why don't you girls wash me together? Don't move Choose Mio at the character selection screen Touch her I don't know what to say As long as I feel good... You're so beautiful Choose Mio at the character selection screen Laugh at her I'm thankful You worked so hard. Admonish her. I would've helped you if it were necessary. Mio I want to Choose Stop them Comfort her I'll guard you It's not unusual Ask her if she's embarrassed You're wrong You have to keep the family rules It feels different I feel better Ask her the reason Don't give up She can decide ---------------- Futaba Shinozaki ---------------- Futaba's path is unlocked after you have cleared Hazuki's, Chihiro's, and Mio's best endings. She will be available from the character selection screen. Eat Mio's Choose Yes, clearly Choose Hazuki at the character selection screen What is it? Change the subject Choose Futaba at the character selection screen I came to return the book Whoever comes first is the winner I can wash myself Choose Yoriko at the character selection screen Evade her question I don't know what to say As long as I feel good... You look OK Choose Futaba at the character selection screen She's great They are beautiful Wear a blazer Keep peeping I won't regret it ------------ Yoriko Mizue ------------ Yoriko's path is unlocked after you have cleared Hazuki's, Chihiro's, and Mio's best endings. She will be available from the character selection screen. Eat Hazuki's Yes, clearly Chihiro at the character selection screen I didn't see anything at all Change the subject Choose Yoriko at the character selection screen Tell her Whoever comes first is the winner I can wash myself Choose Yoriko at the character selection screen Tell her the truth I don't know what to say As long as I feel good... You look OK Choose Futaba at the character selection screen She's all right They are beautiful Confess to her I like you the way you are She doesn't need to worry about it ----------- Harem Route ----------- This is unlocked after you have completed Hazuki's, Chihiro's, and Mio's best endings. It is not necessary to even play Futaba's or Yoriko's paths to get this. Eat Mio's Yes, clearly Choose Mio Sexy ones Change the subject Choose Futaba at the character selection screen I wanted to see you Why don't you girls wash me together? Don't move Chihiro at the character selection screen Take it easy She can do whatever she likes It's up to her You're so beautiful Hazuki at the character selection screen Ask her what she wants to know They are beautiful -------------------------------- Does this game contain Incest??? -------------------------------- During the course of the game, Reiji has not one but TWO cousins vying for his love. Now of course in western culture, 'kissing cousins' are always taboo, and in a lot of places, illegal. I have tried to research protocl, proceedure, and plain 'rightness' of this as it relates to Japanese (And Asian) culture, but I couldn't find anything relevant. This could be because I don't know exactly what to search for. IF YOU HAVE LINKS TO ANY ARTICLES or any first-hand information, please e-mail me with details. In the meantime, if you want incest, go check out 'Kana ~Little Sister~'. ...just kidding guys *Runs away from rabid Kana fans* -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- VI. 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