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Walkthrough

by THayes

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                              FAQ/Walkthrough for
 LEISURE SUIT LARRY 3: PASSIONATE PATTI IN PURSUIT OF THE PULSATING PECTORALS

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GUIDE INFORMATION
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Author:   Tom Hayes
E-mail:   thayesguides(at)gmail(dot)com
System:   PC
Updated:  28th July, 2008
Version:  1.1


CONTENTS
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1. Introduction
2. Walkthrough
     2.1. Tawni
     2.2. Cherri
     2.3. Bambi
     2.4. Patti
     2.5. Finding Larry
3. Character List
4. Item List
     4.1. Larry
     4.2. Patti
5. Point List
6. Maps
7. Easter Eggs and Secrets
8. Debug Information
     8.1. Items
     8.2. Locations
9. Death List
     9.1. Larry
     9.2. Patti
10. Age Quiz Questions
11. Copyright Information


VERSION HISTORY
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1.1:  28th July, 2008  (Format update)
1.0:  5th May, 2003    (First version)


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1.                                Introduction

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At the end of the previous game, Larry travelled to the top of the volcano on
Nontoonyt island to defeat Doctor Nonookee. In return for this, the chief of
the village allowed Larry to marry his daughter, Kalalau. At the start of the
third game in the series, Larry is standing on top of the volcano looking out
at Nontoonyt, which has become a massive holiday resort. As he walks down the
path to his house, he finds that Kalalau has left him for another woman, and so
Larry explores the island looking once again for the woman of his dreams.


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2.                                Walkthrough

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2.1.                                 Tawni
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The game starts on the Vista Point on the Nontoonyt Island volcano. Use the
arrow keys to move Larry to the left binoculars. LOOK IN the BINOCULARS to see
a woman pulling down the shades in her house. The amount that the shades are
pulled down depends on the amount of questions that were answered incorrectly
in the quiz at the start of the game. LOOK at the PLAQUE in the middle of the
area to discover that it was dedicated to Larry when he saved the island from
Dr. Nonookee. Exit the view of the plaque. Walk east to enter the jungle.

Take the north-west path to arrive outside Kalalau's house. She says that she
has filed for divorce and tells Larry to leave. Walk east two screens to change
into Leisure Suit Larry. Walk west one screen and GET the granadilla WOOD under
the tree near the bottom-right corner of the area. Take the north-west path to
Kalalau's house to see that she has left the hot tub. OPEN the MAILBOX and GET
the credit CARD from inside. Walk east two screens, south-east and south-wast
to arrive outside the office. Enter the office to meet Chairman Kenneth, who
not only fires Larry from his job but also bowls him out of his office.

Walk east one screen and north-east one screen to arrive outside the changing
cabanas. GET a DRINK from the sink and then GET the SOAP on the rope. Walk west
one screen and south one screen to arrive at the beach. LOOK at TAWNI and she
will stand up. TALK to TAWNI twice and she will say that she likes shopping.
GIVE her the credit CARD and wait for the cutscene to finish. We now need to
find some way of convincing Tawni that Larry is a souvenir vendor.

Walk west one screen and RUB the ginsu KNIFE ON the STEPS to sharpen it. Walk
north-west to the jungle and then walk to the top-right corner of the screen.
There are two different paths that can be taken here. The north path leads to
an office while the east path leads to the Chip 'N' Dale's club exterior. Take
the east path and CUT the GRASS WITH the sharpened ginsu KNIFE. Walk east one
screen and enter the Comedy Hut. TALK to AL at the bottom-left corner of the
room and say anything to make him disappear. SIT on the chair at the middle
table and watch the entire comedy show to receive extra points.

Stand up after the show has finished and exit the Comedy Hut. Walk west, south,
south-east and north-east to return to the changing cabanas. Enter the left
cabana. WEAVE the GRASS to make a grass skirt. WEAR the SKIRT. CARVE the
granadilla WOOD WITH the ginsu KNIFE to make the erotic sculpture. Now Larry
looks like the souvenir vendor that appeared on the beach earlier and he also
has something to sell. Walk west and south to return to the beach. Larry will
automatically walk up to Tawni to sell the erotic sculpture for twenty dollars.


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2.2.                                Cherri
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Walk north-east to return to the changing cabanas. Enter the left cabana and
WEAR the leisure SUIT. Walk west and south to return to the beach. Tawni has
gone but has left her towel on the beach. GET the TOWEL and then USE the TOWEL
to lie down. As soon the points are given, STAND up to avoid being burnt by the
sun. Walk west one screen and go up the steps to enter the hotel.

Walk north one screen and north-west one screen. LOOK IN the MIRROR for two
points and then continue west to the outer lobby. GIVE the TICKET to the maitre
'd. He will ask Larry what number is on a page in the game manual. Enter the
pass number shown on the page. He tells Larry that there are currently no seats
available. PAY the MAITRE 'D and he says that a front row seat is available.
Wait for the show to finish and Larry will return to the outer lobby. Walk to
the middle of the room and Cherri Tart will leave backstage.

LOOK at CHERRI and TALK to CHERRI twice. She tells Larry that she would like to
have a piece of land that she could build a farm on. ASK her ABOUT LAND and
Larry will offer her a few acres of his land. Walk east twice, south twice,
north-west and north on the north-east path to see the legal offices. Enter the
building and ASK the receptionist ABOUT LAND. He tells Larry that Ms. Cheatem
will talk to Larry about land. SIT on the chair in her office and ASK ABOUT
LAND. She tells Larry that he is now the owner of a piece of Nontoonyt land.

STAND up and exit Suzi's office. Exit the building and then return to it. ASK
the receptionist ABOUT the LAND DEED. He tells Larry that the land is isolated.
Exit the building and walk south and then south-east. Enter the hotel and walk
north, north-west and west to return to the outer lobby. KNOCK ON the DOOR to
enter backstage and wait for the scene to finish. In the dark, Cherri and Larry
got their clothes mixed up and Larry walks on stage wearing Cherri's clothes.
Larry will die of embarassment something is done soon, so type DANCE. Larry
dances so well that the audience throws him five hundred dollars.


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2.3.                                 Bambi
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Walk east twice, south twice, north-west and north one the north-east path to
return to the legal offices. Enter the building and GIVE the MONEY to the
receptionist. Wait for the scene to finish. She tells Larry to get the divorce
papers from the receptionist. Exit the building and then return to it. ASK the
receptionist ABOUT the divorce DECREE to get it. Exit the building and walk
south and then south-east. Walk up the steps to enter the hotel. Walk north,
north-west and west. Open the door. Walk behind the screen and WEAR the SUIT.
Walk east three times and south twice to exit the hotel. Walk north-west and
then take the south-west path to see the Fat City health spa. Enter Fat City.

The doors will only open to Fat City members so Larry needs a keycard. LOOK at
the divorce DECREE to see that Suzi's membership card was in the decree. USE
the CARD ON the SLOT at the side of the left door to enter the locker room.
Follow the path to the locker at the top-left corner of the room. TURN the spa
CARD to see some Nontoonyt destinations written on the back. Each location
represents a page in the game manual. OPEN the LOCKER using the correct page
numbers from the manual. WEAR the SWEATS and CLOSE the LOCKER. If you leave
the room without closing the locker, everything will be stolen from it. Walk
through the right doorway at the top of the room to enter the workout room.

The aim here is to USE a MACHINE until a message congratulates Larry for
pumping a certain amount of weight. The problem is that on faster computers, it
can take a very long time for the message to appear. By far the easiest way to
pass the section is to enter the ASCOT BACKDROP code, which will trigger the
debug mode of the game after Larry moves to a new room. Exit the workout room
and then return to it. With the debug mode now active, Larry only has to
perform five repetitions on the machines in order to make the message appear.
Then just type ASCOT BACKDROP again to exit the debug mode.

After completing the required number of repetitions on all four machines, wait
for the scene to finish and then exit the workout room. Return to the top-left
locker and OPEN the LOCKER. REMOVE the SWEATS and CLOSE the LOCKER. Walk through
the left doorway at the top of the room to enter the shower room. Walk to the
top of the room and USE the FAUCET to turn on the shower. Walk into the water
and USE the SOAP from the changing cabanas. Exit the shower room and return to
the top-left locker again. OPEN the LOCKER. USE the TOWEL. USE the DEODORANT.
WEAR the SUIT and then exit the locker room. USE the CARD ON the SLOT at the
side of the top door to enter the aerobics studio. LOOK at BAMBI and TALK to
BAMBI to find out that she is working on an exercise video. Offer to HELP her
WITH the VIDEO. Wait for the scene to finish and then exit Fat City.


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2.4.                                Patti
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Walk east one screen and then walk east on the north-east path. Enter the cave
and GET the ORCHIDS on the right wall near the cave opening. Larry will die if
he falls out of the cave so be careful not to get too close to the edge. Exit
the cave and walk south and then walk south-east. Walk up the steps to enter
the hotel. Walk north, north-east and east to enter the piano room. WEAVE the
ORCHIDS into a lei. SIT on the chair nearest Patti and look at her. GIVE the
divorce DECREE and GIVE the LEI to Patti and then mention the PENTHOUSE when
she asks what Larry wants to do. She gives Larry the key to her suite and tells
him to come to the penthouse in a few minutes with a drink. STAND up.

Walk west twice and south twice to exit the hotel. Walk north-west one screen
and then walk east on the north-east path. Walk east and enter the Comedy Hut
to GET the bottle of WINE from the middle table. Exit the Comedy Hut and walk
west, south and then south-east. Enter the hotel and walk east one screen to
see the elevators. PUSH the BUTTON to enter the elevator. USE Patti's penthouse
KEY IN the LOCK to go to the penthouse. Walk to the table near the bed and POUR
the WINE. Wait for the scene to finish and the game will switch to Patti.


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2.5.                            Finding Larry
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This part of the game involves Patti's quest to find Larry. GET the empty
BOTTLE on the table. Walk behind the dressing screen and WEAR the BRA, WEAR the
DRESS, WEAR the PANTIES and WEAR the PANTYHOSE. Walk south to exit the
penthouse. Press ONE in the elevator to go down to the hotel lobby. Walk west,
north, north-east and east to return to the piano room. GET the magic MARKER
from the tray below the announcement board and GET the TIPS from the glass on
the piano. Walk west twice and south twice to exit the hotel.

Walk north-east to arrive at the changing cabanas area. FILL the empty BOTTLE
with water from the sink. Walk west, north-west and east on the north-east path
to see a doorman standing outside the Chip 'N' Dale's club. GIVE the TIPS from
the piano room to the doorman to enter the club. SIT on the middle chair at the
bottom table and the show will start. THROW the PANTIES ON the STAGE and then
wait for the show to finish. Dale will eventually walk up to the table to talk
to Patti. LOOK at DALE and TALK to DALE. Patti asks if he knows of any way
to get through the bamboo maze that she saw Larry go into and Dale tells her
that the answer can be found is in the manual. Exit the conversation and STAND
up. Walk east twice, north-east and then north-west to enter the bamboo maze.

This lengthy bamboo maze only has one correct route to the exit, with the rest
of the routes all leading to dead ends. Patti also needs to drink water from
the bottle on the way through the maze so there is no time to take any wrong
turns. Go north twice, east twice, north, west, north, east and north three
times. By this point Patti will be slouching, so DRINK the WATER. Although it
is safe to go a few more screens before doing this, Patti is over half way
through the maze at this point so it is fine to drink the water. Now walk west
twice, south, west twice, north twice, west and north to exit the bamboo maze.

Patti emerges from the maze in an area with a mountain stream. DRINK the WATER
from the stream but be careful not to get too close as Patti will be swept over
the edge of the cliff. Walk north to the cliff edge. REMOVE the PANTYHOSE. TIE
tie PANTYHOSE TO the ROCK. Patti climbs over the edge of the cliff and falls to
a ledge far below. The path leading into the jungle on the other side of the
cliff is our destination, but we need to get across there first. CLIMB up the
right TREE and GET the COCONUTS at the top. CLIMB DOWN from the tree and GET
the PLANTS. WEAVE a ROPE out of the plants and then THROW the the ROPE to the
rock on the other side of the canyon. If Patti now attempts to climb across the
rope, she will fall off because she is not secured to the rope. RIP the DRESS
and then CLIMB ALONG the ROPE to make it to the other side of the canyon.

Walk north-west to arrive at a junction. Stay at the left side of the path and
walk north to see a pig. Don't get too close to the pig or it will kill Patti,
so just stay at the left side of the path for now. REMOVE the BRA and then PUT
the COCONUTS IN the BRA. With the pig on the screen, THROW the BRA at the pig
to knock it into the river. Walk north to the river edge. Walk to the grass at
the left side of the area and enter the river. MOVE the LOG and then GET ON the
LOG to start an arcade sequence where you have to avoid obstacles on the way
down the stream. Just set the speed to a reasonable level and SAVE frequently.

After making it down to the end of the stream, Patti gets caught in a net by
two Amazonian women and is taken back to their village where she is reunited
with Larry. Quickly USE the magic MARKER and Patti will draw a magic door that
they both escape through. Larry and Patti fall out of the game and arrive at
the Sierra Studios where Police Quest is being filmed. Walk north to enter the
prop storage room, where references to various Sierra games can be seen.

Walk east to the Space Quest set to start floating. Move to the machine at the
bottom-right corner of the room and PULL the PLUG when Patti is floating upside
down to stop floating. Walk east to see Rosella being filmed for the whale
tongue climbing scene in King's Quest IV. In the ending, Larry and Patti meet
Roberta Williams and agree to write games for her based on Larry's life. Larry
is seen programming and testing the first game in the Leisure Suit Larry series
while Patti looks out across a lake from their house in the mountains.


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3.                              Character List

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AMAZONIAN WOMEN
  Found after Patti arrives at the bottom of the river on the log. They take
  Patti back to their village where she meets Larry in the cage.


AL LOWE
  Occasionally found at the changing cabanas. Also found in the Comedy Club.
  Five points are given for talking to Al in the Comedy Club.


BAMBI
  Found in the aerobics studio at Fat City. Bambi refuses to talk to Larry
  unless he has used the gym and the deodorant from the locker. A scene is
  shown when Larry offers to help Bambi make a workout video.


BOBBI
  Found in the hot tub at Kalalau's house at the start of the game. According
  to a message describing Bobbi in the game, she is an Amazonian Harley-riding
  former-cannibal slot-machine repairwoman. Bobbi is dating Kalalau.


CHAIRMAN KENNETH
  Found in the office at Natives, Inc. Kenneth is the manager of Natives, Inc
  and fires Larry when he enters his office near the start of the game. As his
  hobby is bowling, he bowls Larry out of the building after he is fired.


CHERRI TART
  Found in the outer lobby at the hotel after the show. Larry can ask Roger and
  Suzi for a land deed after talking to Cherri about land. Larry can then knock
  on the door and enter backstage in the hotel to give the land deed to Cherri.


DALE
  Found in Chip 'N' Dale's. Patti throws her panties on stage while Dale is
  dancing to get his attention. He then walks up to Patti after the show and
  sits next to her. Patti can talk to him to find a clue about the bamboo maze.


DAVID
  Found in the lobby at Natives, Inc. David is a guard that warns Larry about
  Chairman Kenneth before Larry is bowled out of the building by him.


DOORMAN
  Found outside Chip 'N' Dale's while playing as Patti. He lets Patti in to see
  the show when he is given the tips from the glass on top of the piano.


ELVIS
  Occasionally found seated at the piano in the hotel. Larry can't talk to him
  in the piano room as Elvis seems to be busy listening to the music.


KALALAU
  Found in the hot tub at Kalalau's house at the start of the game. Larry first
  met Kalalau on Nontoonyt island near the end of the previous game, where they
  got married in the village after Larry defeated Dr. Nonookee. Near the start
  of this game, Kalalau decides to divorce Larry so that she can be with Bobbi.


LARRY LAFFER
  A playable character for the first half of the game. At the start of the game
  Larry not only finds out that his wife is divorcing him but also loses his
  job. He sets out once again to find the woman of his dreams, and after some
  failed attempts he actually succeeds when he finds Passionate Patti in the
  piano room at the hotel. After travelling to the hotel penthouse, Larry hears
  Patti talking about a previous boyfriend and leaves for the other side of the
  island. He is caught by the cannibals and it is up to Patti to rescue him.


MAITRE 'D
  Found in the outer lobby at the hotel. When Larry shows him the ticket, he
  asks for a pass number that is shown on a page in the game manual. Larry then
  has to give twenty dollars to the maitre 'd to enter the showroom.


PASSIONATE PATTI
  A playable character for the second half of the game. Patti first made an
  appearance at the end of the previous game where she was named Polyester
  Patti. Patti is playing in the piano room at the hotel when she meets Larry.
  After he shows her the divorce decree and the lei, she agrees to go to the
  hotel penthouse with him. Larry leaves in the night and Patti wakes up to see
  him disappearing into the bamboo maze. She sets off to find him.


PAUL PAUL
  Found in the Comedy Club. Paul Paul gives a lengthy comedy show that is worth
  sitting through because 100 points are given at the end of it.


PIG
  Found one screen north from the canyon. The feral pig will kill Patti if she
  gets too close to it. Throw the bra with coconuts at the pig to defeat it.


ROBERTA WILLIAMS
  Found on the King's Quest set in the Sierra Studios. Roberta is directing a
  scene in King's Quest IV when Larry and Patti walk on to the set. She offers
  Larry a chance to direct a series of adventure games based on his life.


ROGER
  Found in the lobby at Dewey, Cheatem and Howe. After talking to Suzi about
  the land deed and the divorce decree, Larry can get the items by talking
  to Roger about them after leaving the building and then returning to it.


ROGER WILCO
  Occasionally found seated at the piano in the hotel while Patti is playing.
  Roger Wilco is from the Space Quest series. Larry can ask him about the Two
  Guys from Andromeda but Roger says that he doesn't know about them.


ROSELLA
  Found on the King's Quest set in the Sierra Studios. Rosella is seen being
  directed by Roberta Williams to climb the whale tongue from King's Quest IV.


SOUVENIR VENDOR
  Found on the beach after Larry gives the credit card to Tawni. The souvenir
  vendor interrupts Larry and Tawni on the beach to sell the ginsu knife.


SUZI CHEATEM
  Found in her office at Dewey, Cheatem and Howe. Larry asks Suzi about the
  land deed and the divorce decree. She tells Larry to get them from Roger.
  Enter Suzi's office wearing Cherri Tart's costume for an extra scene.


TAWNI
  Found on the beach one screen south from the fountain. Larry gives the credit
  card to Tawni after he talks to her. In the following scene, Tawni shows that
  she likes to buy souvenirs. After the scene, Larry can dress up like the
  souvenir vendor to sell the erotic sculpture to Tawni for twenty dollars.


WITCH DOCTOR
  Found in the village if Patti doesn't use the magic marker quickly enough.
  She makes the water start boiling and lowers the cage into the cauldron.


WOMAN IN HOUSE
  Found by looking through the binoculars on the Vista Point. The curtains are
  lowered more if questions were answered incorrectly in the age quiz at the
  start of the game. Two points are given for looking through the binoculars.


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4.                                Item List

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4.1.                                Larry
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A QUICK LEI
  Made by weaving the orchids. It is given to Patti in the hotel piano room.


A TWENTY DOLLAR BILL
  Found by selling the erotic souvenir to Tawni on the beach while Larry is
  wearing the grass skirt. It is given to the maitre 'd in the hotel.


500 DOLLAR BILLS
  Found by dancing on the stage after giving the land deed to Cherri Tart in
  the hotel. They are given to the receptionist in the legal offices.


BEACH TOWEL
  Found on the beach after Tawni has been given the erotic sculpture. It is
  used on the beach. It is also used after using the shower in Fat City.


BOTTLE OF WINE
  Found on the middle table in the Comedy Hut after Larry has asked Patti to
  meet him in the penthouse. It is poured in the penthouse.


CREDIT CARD
  Found in the mailbox outside Kalalau's house after she has left the hot tub.
  It is given to Tawni on the beach while Larry is talking to her.


DIVORCE DECREE
  Found by asking the receptionist in the legal office about the decree after
  wearing Cherri's outfit into Suzi's office. It is looked at to find Suzi's
  spa keycard for Fat City. It is given to Patti in the hotel piano room.


EROTIC SCULPTURE
  Made by using the sharp knife on the granadilla wood. It is sold to Tawni on
  the beach for twenty dollars after Larry changes into the grass skirt.


GINSU KNIFE
  Tawni will give Larry the ginsu knife when the souvenir vendor arrives on the
  beach. It is rubbed on the steps of the hotel to make the sharp knife.


GRANADILLA WOOD
  Found at the bottom of the granadilla tree one screen east from Kalalau's
  house. It is carved with the sharp knife to make the erotic sculpture.


GRASS SKIRT
  Made by weaving the native grass. Larry changes into the grass skirt in the
  changing cabanas to give Tawni the erotic sculpture on the beach.


LAND DEED
  Found by asking the receptionist in the legal office about the land after
  talking to Suzi Cheatem about the land. It is given to Cherri in the hotel.


NATIVE GRASS
  Found by using the sharp knife on the grass outside the cave near the Chip
  'N' Dales club. It is weaved to make the grass skirt.


PENTHOUSE KEY
  Patti will give the penthouse key to Larry after he asks her to meet him in
  the penthouse. It is used to go to the penthouse in the elevator.


SHARP KNIFE
  Made by using the ginsu knife on the steps outside the hotel. It is used to
  cut the native grass outside the cave near the Chip 'N' Dales club. It is
  also used to carve the granadilla wood into the erotic sculpture.


SOAP-ON-A-ROPE
  Found above the sink at the left side of the changing cabanas. It is used
  on Larry when he is standing under the shower at Fat City.


SOME ORCHIDS
  Found on the right wall in the cave outside the Chip 'N' Dales club. They can
  only be picked near the cave mouth. They are weaved to make a quick lei.


SPA KEYCARD
  Found by looking at the divorce decree. It is turned to find the names of
  three locations on Nontoonyt island. The locations are listed on pages in the
  game manual. The page numbers are used to open the locker in Fat City.


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4.2.                                Patti
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BOTTLE OF WATER
  Made by filling the empty bottle in the sink at the left side of the changing
  cabanas. It is used in the bamboo maze when Patti is thirsty.


BRA
  Found on the table behind the dressing screen in the penthouse. The coconuts
  are put into the bra. The bra is thrown at the pig after the bamboo maze.


COCONUTS
  Found at the top of the tree on the cliff ledge. They are put in the bra.


DRESS
  Found on the table behind the dressing screen in the penthouse. It is ripped
  after Patti lands on the cliff edge so that she can climb along the rope.


EMPTY BOTTLE
  Found on the table in the middle of the penthouse. It is filled from the sink
  at the left side of the changing cabanas to make the bottle of water.


HEMP ROPE
  Made by weaving the plants on the cliff ledge. It is thrown to the rock on
  the far side of the canyon and is tied to the tree. After Patti rips her
  dress, she can climb along the rope to reach the other side of the canyon.


MAGIC MARKER
  Found in the tray below the menu in the hotel piano room. It is used to draw
  a magic door in the cage after Patti finds Larry in the village.


MARIJUANA
  Found on the ledge with the coconut tree. It is weaved to make the hemp rope.


PANTIES
  Found on the table behind the dressing screen in the penthouse. They are
  thrown on stage in Chip 'N' Dales to make Dale talk to Patti after the show.


PANTYHOSE
  Found on the table behind the dressing screen in the penthouse. It is removed
  and tied to the rock one screen north from the river after the bamboo maze.


TIPS
  Found in the glass on top of the piano in the hotel. They are used to pay the
  doorman standing outside the Chip 'N' Dales club so that Patti can meet Dale.


YOUR KEY
  Available at the start of Patti's section of the game. It is not used.


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5.                                Point List

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               LARRY
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2       2      Look in the left binoculars.
4       2      Read the plaque.
6       2      Get the granadilla wood.
26      20     Get the credit card.
28      2      Get the drink from the sink.
40      12     Get the soap from above the sink.
90      50     Give the credit card to Tawni.
130     40     Get the ginsu knife from Tawni.
180     50     Rub the knife on the hotel steps.
200     20     Cut the grass with the sharp knife.
205     5      Talk to Al in the Comedy Hut.
305     100    Sit through the Comedy Hut show.
335     30     Weave the grass to make the skirt.
345     10     Wear the skirt at the changing cabanas.
395     50     Carve the wood with the sharp knife.
430     35     Give the erotic sculpture to Tawni.
432     2      Get the towel from the beach.
462     30     Use the towel on the beach.
464     2      Look at the mirror in the hotel.
514     50     Pay the maitre' d.
519     5      Look at Cherri after the show.
544     25     Ask Cherri about the land.
554     10     Ask the receptionist about the land.
584     30     Ask Suzi about the land.
604     20     Get the land deed from the receptionist.
629     25     Give the land deed to Cherri.
672     43     Dance in the show.
682     10     Give the money to the receptionist.
782     100    Enter Suzi's office wearing the costume.
802     20     Get the decree from the receptionist.
827     25     Wear the leisure suit.
927     100    Look in the decree to find the keycard.
930     3      Open the door to the locker room.
995     65     Turn the card to find three locations.
1095    100    Open locker 69 in the locker room.
1099    4      Wear the sweats from the locker.
1199    100    Use the machines in the workout room.
1259    60     Use the soap in the shower.
1281    22     Use the towel after showering.
1308    27     Use the deodorant.
1311    3      Open the door to the aerobics studio.
1410    99     Offer to help Bambi with the video.
1413    3      Enter the tanning machine room.
1438    25     Get the orchids from the cave.
1488    50     Weave the orchids to make the quick lei.
1493    5      Look at Patti in the hotel.
1593    100    Give the divorce decree to Patti.
1693    100    Give the quick lei to Patti.
1818    125    Ask Patti to go to the penthouse.
1833    15     Get the bottle of wine from the Comedy Club.
1837    4      Go to the penthouse.
2337    500    Pour the wine in the penthouse.


               PATTI
               -----
2362    25     Get the empty bottle from the penthouse.
2382    20     Wear the bra.
2392    10     Wear the dress.
2412    20     Wear the panties.
2432    20     Wear the pantyhose.
2482    50     Get the magic marker from the tray.
2507    25     Get the tips from the cup on the piano.
2544    37     Fill the bottle from the sink.
2587    43     Pay the doorman outside Chip 'N' Dales.
2687    100    Throw the panties on the stage.
2688    1      Look at Dale in Chip 'N' Dales.
2708    20     Use the bottle in the bamboo maze.
2808    100    Exit the bamboo maze.
2850    42     Drink from the river.
2865    15     Remove the pantyhose near the rock.
2905    40     Tie the pantyhose to the rock.
2930    25     Get the coconuts from the tree.
2940    10     Get the plants from the ledge.
3040    100    Weave the plants to make the rope.
3060    20     Throw the rope over the canyon.
3080    20     Tie the rope to the tree.
3130    50     Rip the dress.
3135    5      Remove the bra near the river.
3180    45     Put the coconuts in the bra.
3280    100    Throw the bra at the pig.
3290    10     Move the log in the river.
3310    20     Get on the log.
3460    150    Complete the arcade sequence.
3960    500    Use the magic marker in the cage.
4000    40     Pull the plug on the machine.


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6.                                   Maps

===============================================================================


MAP 1: MAIN ISLAND
------------------

                       _______
                      |Suzi's |
                      |Office |
                      |___ ___|
                          |
 _______               ___|___               _______    _______
| Vista |             |       |             |Chip'n'|  |Comedy |
| Point |             | Lobby |             |Dale's |  |  Hut  |
|_______|             |___ ___|             |___ ___|  |___ ___|
        \__               |                     |          |         *2
 _______   \_______    ___|___    _______    ___|___    ___|___    ___|___
|Kalalau|  |       |  |Office |  |Orchid |  |       |  |       |  |       |
| House |--|   F   |  |Entrnce|  | Cave  |--|       |  |       |--| Cliff |
|_______|  |   o   |  |___ ___|  |_______|  |Outside|  |Outside|  |_______|
           |   r   |      |                 |Chip'n'|  |Comedy |
 _______   |   e   |   ___|___              |Dale's |  |  Hut  |
|       |  |   s   |  |       |             |       |  |       |
| Park  |--|   t   |--|   F   |-------------|       |--|       |
|_______|  |_______|  |   o   |             |_______|  |_______|
                      |   r   |
            _______   |   e   |   _______    _______
           |FatCity|  |   s   |  |   F   |  |       |
           |Entrnce|--|   t   |--|   o   |--|Cabanas|
           |_______|  |_______|  |   u   |  |_______|
                                 |   n   |
 _______    _______    _______   |   t   |
|Kenneth|  |       |  |Path to|  |   a   |
|Office |--| Lobby |--|Office |--|   i   |-*1
|_______|  |_______|  |_______|  |___n___|
                                     |
                                  ___|___
                                 |       |
                                 | Beach |
                                 |_______|


*1: Leads to the Lobby on map 2.


MAP 2: HOTEL
------------

            _______
           | Show  |
           | Room  |
           |___ ___|
               |
 _______    ___|___    _______    _______    _______    _______
| Back- |  | Outer |  |Mirror |  |       |  |Mirror |  |       |
| stage |--| Lobby |--| Hall  |--| Slope |--| Hall  |--| Piano |
|_______|  |_______|  |_______|  |___ ___|  |_______|  |_______|
                                     |
                                     |       _______
                                     |      | Pent  |
                                     |      | House |
                                     |      |___ ___|
                                     |          |
                                     |       ___|___
                                     |      |       |
                                     |      |Elvator|
                                     |      |___ ___|
                                     |          |
                                  ___|___    ___|___
                                 |       |  |       |
                                 | Lobby |--| Lobby |
                                 |___ ___|  |_______|
                                     |
                                    *1


*1: Leads to the Fountain on map 1.


MAP 3: FAT CITY
---------------

 _______    _______    _______
|       |  |       |  |Aerobic|
|Shower |  |  Gym  |  |Studio |
|___ ___|  |___ ___|  |___ ___|
    |          |          |
 ___|__________|___    ___|___    _______
|                  |  |       |  |Tanning|
|   Locker Room    |--| Lobby |--| Booth |
|__________________|  |___ ___|  |_______|
                          |
                         *1


*1: Leads to the Fat City Entrance on map 1.


MAP 4: BAMBOO MAZE
------------------

 *2
 _|_
|   |
|_ _|
  |
 _|_    ___
|   |__|   |
|___|  |_ _|
         |
        _|_           ___    ___    ___
       |   |         |   |__|   |__|   |
       |_ _|         |_ _|  |___|  |_ _|
         |             |             |
        _|_    ___    _|_           _|_
       |   |__|   |__|   |         |   |
       |___|  |___|  |___|         |_ _|
                                     |
                                    _|_
                                   |   |
                                   |_ _|
                                     |
                             ___    _|_
                            |   |__|   |
                            |_ _|  |___|
                              |
                             _|_    ___
                            |   |__|   |
                            |___|  |_ _|
                                     |
                      ___    ___    _|_
                     |   |__|   |__|   |
                     |_ _|  |___|  |___|
                       |
                      _|_
                     |   |
                     |_ _|
                       |
                      _|_
                     |   |
                     |_ _|
                       |
                      *1


*1: Leads to the Cliff on map 1.
*2: Leads to the River on map 5.


MAP 5: AFTER THE BAMBOO MAZE
----------------------------

            _______
           |       |
           | Cage  |
           |___ ___|
               |
            ___|___
           |       |
           |Village|
           |_______|
                   \__
 _______    _______   \_______
|       |  |  Log  |  |       |
| River |--| Ride  |--| River |
|___ ___|  |_______|  |_______|
    |
 ___|___
|       |
|  Pig  |
|___ ___|
    |
 ___|___
|       |
| Ledge |
|___ ___|
    |
 ___|___    _______
|       |  |       |
| Cliff |--| Cliff |
|___ ___|  |_______|
    |
 ___|___
|       |
| River |
|___ ___|
    |
   *1


*1: Leads to the top of the bamboo maze on map 4.


MAP 6: SIERRA STUDIOS
---------------------

 _______    _______    _______
| Prop  |  | Space |  |King's |
| Room  |--| Quest |--| Quest |
|___ ___|  |_______|  |_______|
    |
 ___|___
|Police |
| Quest |
|_______|


===============================================================================

7.                         Easter Eggs and Secrets

===============================================================================


ONLY FIVE REPETIONS REQUIRED IN THE GYM
---------------------------------------

On faster computers, the number of repetitions needed on each of the machines
in the Fat City gym can reach very high numbers. Fortunately, there is a way
around this that doesn't involve emulators or saved games. Activate the debug
mode by typing "ascot backdrop" while outside the gym. When Larry next enters
the gym, he only has to perform five reptitions on each machine.


SIERRA GAME REFERENCES
----------------------

1: The game will be played at Mother Goose level if one question is answered
   correctly in the age quiz. This is a reference to Mixed-Up Mother Goose.

2: Try to gamble while in the mirror hall in the hotel. A message says that
   Larry did enough of that in his first adventure game.

3: Keep exiting and returning to the piano room in the hotel and eventually
   Roger Wilco from the Space Quest series will appear on one of the chairs.

4: If Patti eats the plants from the cliff ledge, she will see visions of
   Daventry, the land where some games in the King's Quest series are based.

5: Larry and Patti land on a set for Police Quest I in the Sierra Studios. The
   cameras are filming one of the driving sequences in the game.

6: The prop room in the Sierra Studios contains a tombstone marking the remains
   of the King's Quest IV programming staff, a taxi cab from Leisure Suit Larry
   1, suits that were worn in the Manhunter series, targets from Police Quest
   II and the insurance salemen from Space Quest II.

7: A set for Space Quest II can be found in the Sierra Studios.

8: After Larry and Patti walk east after pulling the plug at the end of the
   game, Rosella from King's Quest IV can be seen climbing the whale tongue.


SKIP THE AGE QUIZ
-----------------

When asked to answer the first question at the age quiz, hold ctrl + alt + x to
automatically answer all five questions correctly and skip to the game.


===============================================================================

8.                            Debug Information

===============================================================================


Type "ascot backdrop" and then move to a new screen to enable debug mode.

TP             (Teleport)
Get            (Name of object)
pitch          (Name of object)
Control-click  (Moves Larry)
Shift-click    (Shows mouse location)


-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
8.1.                                Items
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

The brackets next to certain items mean that the item will only be given while
playing as that character. (L) for Larry only or (P) for Patti only. Only the
items that can be given while playing in debug mode are listed here.


A Quick Lei           (P)    Empty Bottle      (P)    Panties
A Twenty Dollar Bill  (L)    Erotic Sculpture  (P)    Pantyhose
Beach Towel                  Ginsu Knife       (L)    Penthouse Key  (L)
Bottle of Wine        (L)    Granadilla Wood   (L)    Sharp Knife    (P)
Bra                          Grass Skirt       (P)    Soap-On-A-Rope
Coconuts                     Land Deed                Some Orchids   (L)
Credit Card                  Magic Marker             Spa Keycard
Divorce Decree               Marijuana                Tips           (P)
Dress                        Native Grass      (L)    Your Key       (P)


-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
8.2.                              Locations
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------


90   Boss screen                         380  Fat City gym
120  Introduction                        390  Fat City aerobics studio
130  Introduction                        395  Bambi face view
140  Warning screen                      400  Hotel lobby west side
200  Vista point                         410  Hotel staircase
203  Plaque                              415  Hotel mirror hall west side
206  Binoculars                          416  Hotel mirror hall east side
210  Forest west side                    420  Hotel outer lobby
213  Park                                430  Hotel showroom women dancing
216  Kalalau's house                     431  Hotel showroom Larry dancing
220  Forest east side                    435  Cherri Tart face view
230  Outside Chip 'N' Dale's             440  Hotel backstage
235  Cave                                450  Hotel piano room
240  Outside the Comedy Club             455  Passionate Patti face view
245  Outside the bamboo maze             460  Hotel lobby east side
250  Fountain outside hotel              470  Elevator
253  Changing cabanas                    480  Hotel penthouse
260  Beach                               500  Bamboo maze
265  Tawni face view                     510  River
266  Tawni body view                     520  Cliff west side
300  Outside Fat City                    523  Cliff east side
305  Outside Natives, Inc.               525  Above the cliff ledge
310  Outside Dewey, Cheatem and Howe     530  Cliff ledge
320  Dewey, Cheatem and Howe lobby       535  Climbing across the rope
323  Dewey, Cheatem and Howe office      540  Path with pig
325  Suzi Cheatem face view              550  River with log
330  Chip 'N' Dale's                     560  Log ride
335  Dale face view                      580  Amazonian women
340  The Comedy Hut                      585  Village
350  Natives, Inc. lobby                 590  Cage
355  Natives, Inc. Kenneth's office      610  Sierra Studios Police Quest set
360  Fat City lobby                      620  Sierra Studios prop room
365  Fat City tanning booth              630  Sierra Studios Space Quest set
370  Fat City locker room                640  Sierra Studios King's Quest set
375  Fat City shower                     650  Ending


===============================================================================

9.                                Death List

===============================================================================


-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
9.1.                                Larry
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------


   Action: Type "cheat"
           ------------
 Location: Anywhere in the game.
  Message: Ok, you win. tm.
           (Game over.)
Animation: The game displays these two messages and then exits.
 To avoid: Don't enter CHEAT.


   Action: Walk into the ocean
           -------------------
 Location: Beach.
    Title: You're in over your head again
  Message: You have no desire to swim in a lagoon as polluted as this, Larry!
  Warning: Next time, Larry, stay out of that polluted lagoon!
Animation: Larry splashes in the water for a few seconds before disappearing.
 To avoid: Just avoid the water.


   Action: Stay on the towel for too long
           ------------------------------
 Location: Beach.
    Title: Another case of executive burnout
  Message: As the tropical sun slices through a hole in the severely depleted
           ozone layer directly above the pollution of Nontoonyt, you seem to
           remember reading an article somewhere about UV overexposure being
           dangerous...
  Warning: Some guys never learn!
Animation: Larry stands in flames on the beach.
 To avoid: Stand up as soon as the points are given.


   Action: Enter the incorrect pass number when asked by the Maitre d'
           -----------------------------------------------------------
 Location: Hotel outer lobby.
    Title: Al says, "Read Your Manual!"
  Message: The Maitre d' says "I'm sorry, sir, but that's not the right number.
           Next time, obtain a proper pass in advance! Wait right there while I
           summon security and have you arrested for attempting to pass a
           counterfeit showroom pass."
           "By the way, have you saved your game recently?"
  Warning: Next time, better have a copy of "Nontoonyt Tonight" before playing
           this game.
Animation: A skull with red eyes is shown on a computer monitor.
 To avoid: Look up the correct pass number in the game manual.


   Action: Don't dance on stage
           --------------------
 Location: Hotel showroom.
    Title: "Feets don't fail me now!"
  Message: "Get off the stage!"
           "Who's got the tomatoes?"
           Too bad, Larry. You feel you could die of embarassment.
  Warning: In fact, just for purposes of argument, you ARE dead of
           embarassment!
Animation: The audience starts throwing vegetables at Larry.
 To avoid: Start dancing as soon as Larry walks onto the runway.


   Action: Forget to close the locker
           --------------------------
 Location: Fat City locker room.
  Message: Your locker is empty! You didn't leave it open before, did you?
Animation: No animation.
 To avoid: Close the locker before leaving the locker room.


   Action: Fall off the edge of a cliff
           ----------------------------
 Location: Cave or cliff near the bamboo maze.
    Title: You really FELL for that one...
  Message: The current expletive is shown.
  Warning: Well, Larry, are you now fully convinced that gravity really sucks?
Animation: Larry falls out of view.
 To avoid: Set the speed to slow while getting the orchids in the cave.


-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
9.2.                                Patti
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------


   Action: Type "cheat"
           ------------
 Location: Anywhere in the game.
  Message: Ok, you win. tm.
           (Game over.)
Animation: The game displays these two messages and then exits.
 To avoid: Don't enter CHEAT.


   Action: Fall off the edge of the cliff
           ------------------------------
 Location: Cave or cliff near the bamboo maze.
    Title: You really FELL for that one...
  Message: The current expletive is shown.
  Warning: Well, Patti, are you now fully convinced that gravity really sucks?
Animation: Patti falls out of view.
 To avoid: Stay away from the cliff edge.


   Action: Don't drink the water
           ---------------------
 Location: Bamboo maze.
    Title: Bamboo-zled
  Message: As you take leave of your withered, dehydrated body you wonder, "Is
           this what it's like to play Cleveland?"
  Warning: Patti, you must start packing more sensibly when you take these
           little outings of yours!
Animation: Patti falls over.
 To avoid: Remember to bring the bottle of water into the bamboo maze.


   Action: Fall into the river
           -------------------
 Location: After the bamboo maze.
    Title: You've found the FASTEST way down!
  Message: No message.
  Warning: Isn't it difficult to swim upstream... especially when upstream is
           uphill?
Animation: Patti floats over the edge of the cliff.
 To avoid: Set the speed to slow when walking to the edge of the river.


   Action: Fall off the edge of the cliff
           ------------------------------
 Location: Near the river after the bamboo maze.
    Title: Busted Flat
  Message: The current expletive is shown.
  Warning: Really, Patti! Everyone likes to make a good impression, but...
Animation: Patti falls all the way down to the ledge far below.
 To avoid: Patti has to walk near the edge of the cliff to tie the pantyhose to
           the rock. Stay near the south side of the rock to be safe.


   Action: Fall off the edge of the ledge
           ------------------------------
 Location: On the cliff ledge.
  Message: The current expletive is shown.
           Way to go, Newton!
  Warning: Who told you the law of gravity had been repealed?
Animation: Patti disappears from view.
 To avoid: The ledge is quite a small area so decrease the speed slightly when
           walking toward the coconut tree.


   Action: Wait on the ledge for too long
           ------------------------------
 Location: On the cliff ledge.
    Title: A Little "Dry" Humor
  Message: You feel your precious bodily fluids turn to dust!
  Warning: You were so near... and yet, so far!
Animation: Patti falls over.
 To avoid: Cross over the canyon as quickly as possible.


   Action: Eat the marijuana
           -----------------
 Location: On the cliff ledge.
  Message: You fill your mouth with marijuana leaves and slowly chew them...
           You begin to get a little buzz on.
           Whoa! What's happening?
           This stuff makes you feel like you're floating.
           Looking down, you notice the ground seems far below you.
           Hey, cool, dude!
           (You see visions of Daventry!)
           Aw, bogus! Is this stuff wearing off already?
           The current expletive is shown.
           Remember, Patti: next time "Just Say NO!"
  Warning: Who told you the law of gravity had been repealed?
Animation: Patti floats above the canyon and then falls.
 To avoid: Weave the marijuana into a rope.


   Action: Climb across the rope without ripping the dress first
           -----------------------------------------------------
 Location: On the cliff ledge.
  Message: LOOK OUT!!
  Warning: If only you had some way to secure yourself to the rope. Your hands
           have certain skills, but rope grasping is not one of them!
Animation: Patti climbs half-way across the rope and falls.
 To avoid: Rip the dress to create a safety harness before climbing the rope.


   Action: Walk too close to the pig
           -------------------------
 Location: One screen north from the canyon.
    Title: Head over heels but not in love!
  Message: The current expletive is shown.
  Warning: Patti! Be more careful! There are treacherous undercurrents in this
           river.
Animation: The pig jumps on top of Patti.
 To avoid: Stay left while walking up the path.


   Action: Walk into the river
           -------------------
 Location: One screen north from the pig.
    Title: Busted flat again
  Message: LOOK OUT!!
           Once again, Patti, you find yourself being porked!
           ... an experience not wholly unfamiliar to you!
  Warning: Are you sure Oscar Mayer started like this?
Animation: Patti is swept down the river.
 To avoid: Only walk as far as the log in the river.


   Action: Hit an obstacle while riding the log
           ------------------------------------
 Location: River.
    Title: Insert Another Quarter
  Message: Oh, no!
  Warning: Don't you just hate arcade games!
Animation: Patti flips forward into the water.
 To avoid: Save and restore frequently to prevent this scene.


   Action: Wait in the cage for too long
           -----------------------------
 Location: Village.
    Title: Boy, are you two stewed!
  Message: "LARRY! LOOK!!" you cry. "What's that witch doctor doing?!"
           "That's it! We're finished!!"
  Warning: Mark my words, Patti: sometimes you must fight magic with magic!
Animation: The witch doctor appears and lowers the cage into the cauldron.
 To avoid: Use the magic marker before the witch doctor appears.


===============================================================================

10.                           Age Quiz Questions

===============================================================================


A balloon mortgage is
  (c)  a type of home loan
A Bar Mitzvah is a
  (b)  Jewish religious ceremony.
A "condominium" is
  (c)  an apartment you can purchase.
A conundrum is
  (b)  a riddle.
A homophone is
  (c)  a word that sounds like another word.
A loop is
  (d)  All of the above.
A philanthropist is
  (a)  a humanitarian.
A philatelist is
  (d)  a stamp collector.
A reefer is
  (d)  sometimes smoked illegally.
A square root is a
  (a)  mathematical term.
A W-4 is
  (b)  a tax form.
Abbie Hoffman wrote
  (d)  "Steal This Book."
According to men, women think foreplay should last
  (d)  All of the above.
Acupuncture is
  (d)  an ancient form of Chinese medicine.
"All Along the Watchtower" is a
  (b)  song by Bob Dylan.
An abacus is
  (b)  a technique for counting.
An aneurysm is
  (c)  an enlargement in an artery.
An IUD is
  (d)  supposed to limit reproduction.
An oil glut is
  (d)  an overabundance of the commodity in the world markets.
Analgesics are used to
  (a)  control pain.
Are you a kid?
  (c)  No.
Artificial insemination is the
  (c)  technique widely used to breed animals.
Artificial intelligence is
  (a)  computers pretending to be human.
ARVN stands for the
  (b)  "Army of the Republic of Viet Nam."
"Ask any mermaid you happen to see,"
  (b)  What's the best tuna?
"Brown vs Board of Education" concerned
  (b)  desegregation.
Buddy Holly died
  (c)  in an airplane crash.
Canasta is
  (c)  a card game.
"Candy is dandy, but"
  (d)  "liquor is quicker."
Cat Stevens is
  (c)  a singer/songwriter who "got religion."
Charles Dickens wrote
  (b)  "David Copperfield."
Chlamydia is
  (b)  often "gotten off a toilet seat."
Comedians often play in
  (c)  the Borscht Belt.
CP/M is
  (d)  an operating system.
Decalcomania is
  (c)  sticky.
Eleven inches is
  (d)  more than I have.
Henry "Hank" Aaron is best known for
  (a)  his prowess with a stick.
How many virgin cheerleaders are there?
  (d)  Too many.
I am easily offended by
  (d)  None of the above.
If someone called you a thespian, he would probably be
  (a)  referring to your dramatic skills.
If "the rabbit died," what really happened is
  (b)  somebody's been doing something to someone.
If they could just stay little until their _____ wear out.
  (a)  Carters
If you inhaled Agent Orange you were probably
  (a)  in Vietnam.
In 1979, the Vice-President of the U.S. was nicknamed
  (b)  "Fritz."
In 1980, Americans supported the Iranian hostages by
  (d)  tying up innocent trees in yellow ribbons.
In the 60's television show, U.N.C.L.E. stood for
  (b)  United Network Command for Law Enforcement.
In the mid-70's, you had the "dry look" if you
  (b)  used a blow dryer.
In the Spanish Civil War, the Fascists defeated the
  (c)  Libertarians.
In the TV show "Rawhide," Rowdy Yates was played by
  (b)  Clint Eastwood
In "The Wizard of Oz," Dorothy's last name was
  (b)  Gale.
Jack Benny's chauffer was
  (c)  Rochester.
Josephine the _____
  (d)  Plumber
Krakatoa is actually ____ of Java.
  (a)  West
Lizzy Borden gave her mother
  (d)  forty whacks.
"LSD" is
  (b)  able to really mess up your head.
Macadamia nuts are
  (d)  common in Hawaii.
Mace is
  (a)  liquid tear gas.
Marijuana has never been called
  (d)  off.
Mikhail Baryshnikov is famous for?
  (d)  All of the above.
Muhammed Ali was known for
  (d)  All of the above.
Muhammad Ali was originally known as
  (a)  Cassius Clay.
OPEC is
  (c)  the coalition of oil producing countries.
Pearl Harbor is best known for
  (c)  being bombed during World War II.
People discussing arms control are
  (b)  mitigating the destructiveness of war.
Pesticide is
  (c)  a bug killer.
Ronald Reagan was never a
  (b)  professional football player.
Senile people
  (d)  (I forget the fourth answer.)
Social Security is
  (d)  some sort of governmental thing.
Someone interested in animal husbandry
  (d)  breeds livestock.
Spiro Agnew was
  (c)  an ex-con.
STD is
  (b)  something to avoid.
"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" is
  (c)  an adjective.
"The Andy Griffith Show" was a spinoff of
  (d)  none of the above
The author of this game likes to wear his hair
  (d)  on the inside.
The Big Bang is
  (c)  how the universe got its start.
The "Domino Theory" refers to
  (b)  Southeast Asia.
The Electoral College is
  (d)  ridiculous.
The fastest speed you would reach if you jumped off a 40-story building is
  (d)  irrelevant to you at the time.
The five Marx brothers were Groucho, Harpo, Chico,
  (b)  Zeppo and Gummo.
The Gestapo was a
  (c)  WWII German police force.
The Mason-Dixon Line is a
  (c)  surveying boundary.
"The Munster's" pet dragon was called
  (a)  Spot.
"The Naked Lunch" is
  (d)  a beatnik novel.
The phrase "Cutting the cheese" refers to
  (d)  flatulence.
The Presidency of Gerald Ford is remembered for
  (d)  nothing much.
The rhythm method is
  (b)  a popular form of birth control.
The term "Baby Boom" refers to the
  (c)  increased birthrate following WWII.
The Trilateral Commission is
  (b)  the international monetary exchange regulatory agency.
The U.S. Vice-President elected in 1988 was
  (d)  All of the above.
The "Women's Suffrage" movement was run by
  (a)  Susan B. Anthony.
TM is most often associated with
  (a)  the Bahgwan Shree Rajneesh.
To impress your date, you should
  (c)  not bring up the vast quantities of ear hair they have.
Two famous sex researchers were
  (b)  Masters and Johnson.
Vertigo is
  (d)  both A and B.
Watergate is
  (a)  a hotel.
What band was Paul McCartney in before Wings?
  (b)  The Beatles
What can you get in a "red light" district?
  (a)  in many cases, trouble
What celebrity was the first Ronald McDonald?
  (a)  Willard Scott
What country produces the Mercedes Benz?
  (a)  The same folks that brought you sauerkraut
What did Gomer Pyle say when he was excited?
  (a)  Shazam!
What does the "F" stand for in JFK?
  (b)  Fitzgerald
What is a "Brainfour?"
  (a)  a thinking device
What is interface protocol?
  (c)  foreplay between consenting computers
What is "Where the Rubber hits the Road?"
  (b)  Firestone
What lies on the back of a Playboy centerfold?
  (a)  several jokes
What occurred at the Bay of Pigs?
  (b)  A big mistake.
What TV show featured an appearance by Richard Nixon?
  (c)  "Laugh-In."
What was the first TV show with the sound of a flushing toilet?
  (d)  "All in the Family"
Which of the following does not belong?
  (c)  Tire iron
Which of the following does not belong?
  (a)  walking the dog
Which of the following is not a Woody Allen film?
  (a)  "Exteriors"
Which of the following was NOT a carbonated drink?
  (a)  "Nik-L-Nip"
Which of these do you consider most offensive?
  (a)  Abstinence
Which of these is not related to fowls.
  (b)  getting laid
Which of these is out of place?
  (c)  bridge club
Which was not a '60s rock group?
  (d)  The Bangles
Which was not a Beatles song?
  (c)  "Put This In Your Mouth"
Who comes on New Year's Eve?
  (d)  Sometimes, me
Who died in "Love Story?"
  (a)  Ali McGraw
Who does not belong?
  (b)  Phyllis Diller
Who does not belong?
  (c)  Stevie Wonder
Who fought the Battle of the Bulge?
  (c)  General MacAuliffe.
Who had a rabbit and a talking grandfather clock?
  (a)  Captain Kangaroo
Who invented "The Twist?"
  (a)  Chubby Checker
Who never won the Nobel Peace Prize?
  (c)  Linus Pauling
Who played Patty Duke's cousin on "The Patty Duke Show?"
  (a)  Patty Duke
Who should be on top, the male or the female?
  (d)  What species?
"Who threw the overalls in Mrs. Murphy's
  (d)  chowder?"
Who was not in the original "Saturday Night Live" cast?
  (c)  Eddie Murphy
"You won't have ____ to kick around any more."
  (a)  Richard Nixon
Your abdomen is located
  (c)  beneath your chest.


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