Bronze *The Crow movie pun*Hit 8000 times!
Bronze 20th century dietHit 350 times!
Bronze Balls of yarnAmazing Story (150 hits)
Bronze Banana!Cool whip is sexy. (Hit this 200 times)
Bronze Best SellerIt's not a phase, it's who I am! (Hit this 10 times)
Bronze Blonde bombshell!Zzz... (Hit this 150 times)
Bronze Catch my cold!Slap that cheese! (Hit this 250 times)
Bronze CatsupStarchy fashion. (Hit this 200 times)
Bronze Cheesy RapDrop the bombshell! (Hit this 50 times)
Bronze CheetahWear the bikini. (Hit this 50 times)
Bronze ClubHit 700 times!
Bronze Crème a la MayoTap it wild and free. (Hit this 125 times)
Bronze DadLike that old time Rock and Roll! (Hit this 50 times)
Bronze Glam RockFollow in his footsteps. (Hit this 100 times)
Bronze Go eat cakeHit 500 times!
Bronze I am Mayonnaise!Talking about life. (10 hits, follow the life)
Bronze I'm just a mayo.Flipped. (Hit this 500 times)
Bronze Identity issues...Old fashioned and boring. (Hit this 200 times)
Bronze Just kidding...The Box of Love. (10 hits, follow the life)
Bronze Knee recordHit 3000 times!
Bronze Micro downsizingHit 200 times!
Bronze MoveJust kidding... (10 hits, follow the life)
Bronze MusclesMove. (10 hits, follow the life)
Bronze No brainerHit 20 times!
Bronze Nosey CaesarHit 550 times!
Bronze OrdinaryDaddy issues. (Hit this 100 times)
Bronze Part of lifeMuscles. (10 hits, follow the life)
Bronze PhilosophyPart of life. (10 hits, follow the life)
Bronze Potato!Banana? (Hit this 300 times)
Bronze RainSpin the yarn. (Hit this 50 times)
Bronze Red Bikini!This will cheer you up! (Hit Mayo 75 times)
Bronze Red CheetahRed Mayonnaise. (Hit this 300 times)
Bronze Rock Star!Young soul. (Hit this 10 times)
Bronze ScrewedDrink coffee. (Hit this 150 times)
Bronze Short timerHit 1500 times!
Bronze Something importantA Story About Life. (120 hits)
Bronze Support!While my guitar gently weeps. (Hit this 300 times)
Bronze Talking about lifePhilosophy. (10 hits, follow the life)
Bronze The Box of LoveSomething important. (10 hits, follow the life)
Bronze Topless!Keep wearing the leopard (Hit this 100 times)
Bronze Trimmed heartsHit 50 times!
Bronze Vanished...Screw that. (Hit this 300 times)
Bronze Venus-wiseHit 5000 times!
Bronze You can see the hits!Hit the Mayo 5 times!
Bronze Young BoyI am Mayonnaise (90 hits)
Bronze Z'sFurry Rain. (Hit this 100 times)
Gold A Mime?In the end... (Hit this 50 times)
Gold An ingredient to rule them allHit 10000 times!
Gold Elephant fun times!Feline Ketchup. (Hit this 500 times)
Gold What do we do now?Unlock all the rewards!
Platinum My Name is Mayo!Unlock all the trophies!