10 1000 BulletsKill 1000 Goblins
10 Caucasian Males Can JumpExamine the Supercalifragilistic Umbrella and the Young Grasshoppah with El Cazador
10 Elite ShredderKill 200 Goblins Elites with Brecht
10 ElRaserKill 100 Orc Plasma Gunners with El Cazador
10 How Does It Work?Examine the EM Device
10 No Time To BleedHeal a total of 250 HP
10 Out of GasKill 50 Goblin Gas Grenadiers with Presto
10 PB & JExamine the Rusty Drill and the Suspension Spring
10 Piercing Pest ControlDestroy 150 Sharkopede Grubs
10 Riot ControlKill 1000 Goblin Rioters
10 Slavehunter HunterKill 50 Orc Slavehunters
10 Slick Minion FarmerDestroy 200 Robocopters with Camille
10 Stabbin' in StyleExamine the Wee Wizard Hat with Stabbygale
10 The Gun Has Been DoubledExamine the Kinked Barrel and the Minigun
10 Turret OperaDestroy 100 turrets with Presto
10 Walking All Over the DreadwalkerDestroy the Dreadwalker boss twice
20 Bigger MousetrapDestroy the Mouse Panzer twice
20 Boom!Kill 75 Orc Grenadiers and 25 Orc Minethrowers
20 Dark WingsKill 100 Gloomshrouds with Brecht
20 Explosive ExitKill 250 Goblin Suicide Bombers with Stabbygale
20 Fall of the Goblin EmpireKill 1000 Goblin Elites
20 Filthy RichCollect a total of 20,000 gold pieces
20 Freedom In DeathKill Mørkenrav twice
20 GoblinstalkerKill 1000 Goblins with El Cazador
20 Healing HellHeal a total of 5000 HP
20 Liquid MachinatorDefeat the Dreadwalker, Green Baron and Mouse Panzer bosses with Camille
20 My Love is Like a TruckKill 50 Orc Berserkers with Presto
20 Pest ControlKill 2500 Goblins
20 Soylent GreenKill 10,000 Goblin Rioters
20 Turret TrasherDestroy 1000 turrets
20 Operatic ArsonistRecruit Presto
20 Final TankdownDestroy the Mouse Panzer boss with every Rogue Stormer
20 HeroComplete the game twice
30 Spoiled RichCollect a total of 50,000 gold pieces
30 Triple-Barreled TerrorKill 33 Orc Shotgunners with Camille, Brecht and El Cazador
35 Oozing BombshellRecruit Camille
40 Stabby RoadDefeat the Dreadwalker, Green Baron and Mouse Panzer bosses with Stabbygale eight times each
45 Berserk BarmaidRecruit Stabbygale
5 Just a ScratchHeal yourself for the first time
50 Hunter From the FutureComplete the game 7 times with El Cazador
50 Radiant GooComplete the game 7 times with Camille
55 Gentleman SniperRecruit El Cazador
60 LiberatorComplete the game 20 times
75 SaviorComplete the game 50 times