10 Answer the Devil's callPick up a phone
10 Broadsword calling Danny BoySuccessfully complete The Keep
10 Code RedSuccessfully complete Tower of Hellfire
10 Descent into HellSuccessfully complete Crucible of Evil
10 Don't get all stingy with your bulletsKill 5,000 enemies of any kind
10 Don't mention the Z word!Successfully complete Village of the Dead
10 Don't worry, they're evil!Shoot the 3 Zombie Ravens outside the Folterschloss
10 Elite pickpocketLoot a Super Elite's corpse
10 Give me something to shootKill a Zombie Sniper in mid-air
10 Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gunKill 50 Super Elites
10 Got the killshot!Kill 20 Elites in co-op
10 Guts and gloryReach at least Wave 10 with more gold medals than your companions
10 Headache reliefKill 25 Summoners
10 Hell on earth, that's itSuccessfully complete Purgatory
10 I think we'll start with a reign of terrorSuccessfully complete City of Ashes
10 Into the fireSuccessfully complete Gateway to Hell
10 Like a drunk who's lost a betKill 20 enemies as they revive
10 Merciful deathPut the tortured souls in the Forest out of their misery
10 My family's always been in meatGet at least 15 for 1 with an explosive kill
10 Naughty little boys get what they deserveKill 100 Zombie Snipers
10 Nine tenths of the lawBecome possessed
10 No more room in HellSuccessfully complete Subway to Hell
10 Play it ThuleSuccessfully complete Labyrinth of Death
10 Resurrection DaySuccessfully complete Cathedral of Resurrection
10 Scourge of zombiekindReach a Chain Count of 20
10 Snuff them outKill 25 Fire Demons
10 Taste some of Mama's home cookin', Adolf!Successfully complete Army of Darkness
10 The head bone's connected to the...oh, waitKill 500 Skeletons
10 The pen is mightier than the sidearmSuccessfully complete Library of Evil
10 There's something in the mist!Successfully complete Forest of Corpses
10 This is going to be a bumpy rideSuccessfully complete Terminal
10 We can still fix himSave the man in the hospital
10 We don't need a stretcher. We need a mop!Kill 50 Suicide Zombies
10 You got rid of those stiffs yet?Successfully complete Freight Train of Fear
15 A friend in needRevive other players 50 times
15 And stay down!Kick 50 enemies down
15 Burning a hole in your pocketLoot a Chainsaw Elite's corpse
15 Come and get it! It's a running buffet!Get at least 20 for 1 with an explosive kill
15 Every bullet countsGet a 5-for-1 kill with any sniper rifle
15 Got your backKill 50 enemies that are actively attacking other players
15 Man, you sure know a lot about monstersComplete every Survivor sidequest
15 They're coming to get you, Barbra!Reach at least Wave 10 in Horde Mode - Dead Man's Bluff
15 We all go a little mad sometimesGet an unbroken 10-headshot streak
15 You have...death around youReach at least Wave 10 in Horde Mode - Dead End
15 You want me to salute that pile of..?Kill an Occult General
15 You're going to have to work for your mealReach at least Wave 10 in Horde Mode - Flood of Tears
15 You're going to meet Death now...Reach at least Wave 10 in Horde Mode - No Sanctuary
15 You've got red on youReach a Chain Count of 30
15 Zombies, man, they creep me out!Reach at least Wave 10 in Horde Mode - Waves of Despair
25 Leave the limbs you've lostSever 10,000 limbs
30 Down but not outKill a total of 20 enemies while incapacitated
30 Got you, didn't I, you little sucker!Kill a Suicide Zombie by hitting his grenade
30 Gratuitous violence from the lot of youComplete levels as every playable character
30 Headshots are the very bestDefeat 500 enemies with headshots
30 I'll teach ya how to shoot!Reach at least Wave 10 with the highest score in any Horde Mode map
30 Just in case we make itCollect every Gold Bar
30 Resurrect this!Score 5,000 with a single sniper round
30 They must be destroyed on sight!Find and shoot every Bottle of Blood
30 We got this by the ass!Reach a total shot distance of 50km
30 You're so dead, you don't even know itComplete any Campaign chapter in 4-player co-op at any difficulty level
30 Your blood pressure is zero over zeroHeadshot a Heavy Armour Zombie without removing his helmet
5 Explosive personality!Pick up a Panzerfaust
5 I kick arse for the Lord!Pick up the Preacher
5 I will not negotiate with the Undead!Reach a Chain Count of 10
5 It's just a flesh wound!Sever 1,000 limbs
5 Somebody's got to survive!Get at least 10 for 1 with an explosive kill
5 We have a Judas in our midst!Kill a Survivor
50 This calls for divine intervention!Successfully complete all Chapters on Sniper Elite difficulty