0 Budget BalancerUsing a combination of prudence and economic ability, you have managed to keep the country's finances in the black for five whole years.
0 Cabinet GovernmentYou have managed to steer ship of state for six years without once having to resort to firing minister or enduring the embarrassment of a resignation.
0 Crime Free UtopiaLike nowhere else,citizens of this country can now walk streets safely, and sleep sound in their beds knowing crime practically consigned to history books
0 Darwin's LegacyReligion has been all but wiped from our country, leaving society that believes in science, technology and evidence, rather than faith in religious text.
0 Divisive LeaderA narrow victory. By just squeaking past the point needed for re-election you have managed to retain power, but are widely seen as a divisive leader.
0 Economic MiracleYou have shown exceptional skill in managing economic affairs of nation. The people owe their wealth and prosperity to your remarkable economic genius.
0 Egalitarian MiracleWe may not all look alike or sound alike, but under your leadership, we all now feel equal with our fellow man/woman/other.
0 Elder StatesmanYou have now been returned to power by people so many times, we are starting to wonder if it's worth putting anyone else's name on the ballot papers!
0 Electoral SuccessSuccess! You have been democratically elected for another term. Somehow you have managed to win over the electorate to your political views.
0 FilibusteringYou certainly have stamina for politics, you have been working away in your office for so long now that it's almost time to start the next days work!
0 Flip FlopsYou have managed to second-guess your policy decisions so many times that the electorate are accusing you of being the 'flip-flop' politician.
0 Free Market ParadiseWe can now truly hold up this country as the prime example of a free-market system, where everything and everyone is for sale at the right price.
0 Full EmploymentHave you seen long queues of jobless citizens queuing for work? Neither have I, nor will I, in this land of full employment!
0 God's KingdomYou have done fantastic work in service of God, and restored our country's rightful status as one Kingdom under God, with pious and devoted population.
0 Green UtopiaYou truly have made this country a green and pleasant land, free from the horrors of pollution, waste and damage to the climate.
0 Healthly Minds & BodiesThey say nothing really matters as long as you ,or in this case, your entire country, has their health. Our medical report has never been so positive!
0 IntelligentsiaYou have managed to preside over an unpallalled period of high educational achievement and turned this nation into the worlds intelligentsia.
0 Kyoto AwardWe may be members of a small club, but it's an important one. We are proudly one of few nations taking our climate change obligations seriously.
0 LandslideThis is nothing short of an electoral landslide, which shows that you have fundamentally won the political argument in the minds of the electorate!
0 Legitimate LeaderYou have managed not only to win election, but take majority of entire electorate with you, leaving no doubt you are this country's legitimate leader.
0 One Party StateYou have all-but-banished the thought of any other political parties from the minds of the electorate, reducing other politicians to mere has-beens.
0 Police StateIt seems nobody has been a stronger champion of the power of the state than you. Our citizens are now under firmer control than ever before.
0 Popular LeaderFew leaders have that special ability to be all things to all people, but somehow you have pulled off the trick of being popular with almost everyone.
0 Poverty EradicatedNobody cheers as loud for you as those people you have raised out of poverty, in your triumphant mission to rid the curse of poverty from our country.
0 Socialist ParadiseCongratulations comrade! You have remade this country in the very image of a socialist paradise. The proletariat are down-trodden no longer.
0 Sovereign WealthOh how we look upon those countries with debt problems and laugh, now we have you as our astute and dare I say 'prudent' leader.
0 Surveillance societyEverywhere our people go, we have them under observation. We see and hear everything. Remember citizen, you have nothing to fear…
0 SurvivorThey say some politicians are political survivors, but you really define the word with the way you keep dodging those terrorist plots.
0 Technological SuperiorityOur country has shown itself to be on the cutting edge of technology and we are now held up as an example of innovation, skill and science.
0 World StageFew leaders grasp complexities of global events.You seem able to look at any country or situation, no matter where, and deduce solutions to their problems.