10 Turncoat 10Play on July 4th instead of celebrating America
10 My First Time 10Screw someone for the first time
10 Discover Gauntlet of Fire 10Find the very important gauntlet of fire
10 100,000aire! 10Earn $100,000 lifetime
10 Always a Bridesmaid 10Come in second place 5 times in multiplayer games
15 Social Outcast 15Finish 5 single-player games on Friday or Saturday nights
15 Smelt the Roses 15Get a multiple choice question right in the last 1 second
15 Lose to a Loser 15Lose an Xbox LIVE match to someone with a rating at or below Dullard
15 Enscrewsiast 15Screw 50 times
15 DisorDat Destroyer 15Answer all 7 DisOrDat items correctly
15 Button Banger 15Get a multiple choice question right in the first 2 seconds
20 Virtual Virgin 20Answer correctly after being screwed 5 times
20 Overconsumer 20Listen to all the commercials during the credits
20 Menage-a-Quatre 20Complete a 4-player match on Xbox LIVE
20 Great Crowd 20Laugh at an easy joke
20 Consolation Achievement 20Play 5 hours without getting a single achievement
25 Taking It from Behind 25Come from behind to win during the Jack Attack
25 500,000aire! 25Earn $500,000 lifetime
30 Mouth-Breather 30Achieve the third-highest rating
30 Genius for a Day 30Score at least $30,000 over your average
30 DisOrDash 30Ace a DisOrDat in under 10 seconds
37 Slack Attack 37Get -$1 million on a Jack Attack
40 Beat a Winner 40Beat someone with a rating of Unicorn in an Xbox LIVE Match
40 Beast Master 40Get 10 animal questions correct (excluding downloadable content)
40 Back Taxes 40Win all prizes in Episodes 1-73
40 Film in Your Brain 40Get 10 movie questions correct (excluding downloadable content)
40 Living in the Past 40Get 10 history questions correct (excluding downloadable content)
40 One Teat Short of an Udder 40Achieve the second-highest rating
40 Phatty 40Get 10 food questions correct (excluding downloadable content)
5 The Game's Half Full 5Play episodes 1-36
5 The Game's Half Empty 5Play episodes 1-37
5 Quick-Draw McDumbass 5Choose wrong answer within the first 3 seconds 10 times
5 It's Just More of This 5Finish an episode
5 DisOrDat Participation Award 5Complete DisOrDat in 30 seconds
5 Birth Certificate 5Create a contestant
50 Jack Attack Dog 50Get all 7 Jack Attack questions correct in a multiplayer game without messing up
50 The Regis 50Earn $1,000,000 lifetime points
50 Unicorn 50Achieve the highest gamer rating
50 Vidiot Savant 50Get every question right in an episode
73 Perfect Attendance 73Play episodes 1-73