OMP Net TV Guide by zero42g
Opoona on SuperCheats.com
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==       Topic:  OMP Net TV Guide   ==||==    FAQ  Version:  1.019          ==
=     Platform:  Nintendo Wii      ===||===        Created:  2008.May.23     =
=        Title:  Opoona            ===||===   Last Updated:  2008.Jun.14     =
==   Developer:  ArtePiazza         ==||==                                  ==
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       This FAQ is complete, but if you have anything you'd like to add
       to this FAQ, send an email to: zero42g [at] delstar (dot) org.
       Thanks and Credit will be given. Be sure to include 'Opoona' in
       the subject line.

       The current version of this FAQ, maps, sound files, screen captures,
       reviews, tips, and many more Opoona FAQ's and lists can be found at:
                 http://www.delstar.org/opoona/

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            Opoona:  I forgot what happened in the last episode
                     because it's been days since I watched it?!

           Copoona:  I want to see the rest of the 20-part epic:
                     'The Aliens of GyaGya', but I can't remember
                     where the broadcast zone is?!

           Poleena:  I keep failing the tests... What was it
                     that I needed to know from those shows?

          Kid with:  I don't want to advance so many days,
             wet     and spend so much time on this - just give me
            pants    the goods so I can know what happens!

                GL:  We could use a Net TV Guide in Paradiso...

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== Opoona ====== OMP == Landroll Net TV Guide ======================= Shine ==
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 search this document for the Channel Code               I = Inside
   |               EP = Number of Episodes               O = Outside
 Channel            |                                    |
  Code    Genre    EP  Show Title                      Viewing Location
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 [STCDR]  Drama    10  Stray Cat's Dream --------------- I Tokione
 [AGYGY]  Drama    20  The Aliens of GyaGya ------------ O Tokione
 [HISCI]  Drama    20  Hitech, the Scientific Girl ----- I Lifeborn
 [YFLIP]  Variety  10  Yearning for Life in Paradise --- I Lifeborn
                                                         I Artiela
                                                         I Intelligent Sea
 [TRROC]  Drama    10  The Travails of Robotic Cat ----- O Lifeborn
 [PCMAN]  Drama    10  Peace-man ----------------------- I Artiela
                                                         I Intelligent Sea
 [DNCTV]  News      6  Dance TV ------------------------ I Artiela
                                                         I Intelligent Sea
 [LFMRA]  Variety  10  The Life of Mr. A --------------- I Artiela
                                                         I Intelligent Sea
 [WTFIA]  News     10  What is Art? -------------------- I Artiela
                                                         I Paradiso
                                                         O Paradiso
 [SWHTC]  Drama    10  A Sage's White Cat --------------   Tokione (Skyroad)
 [BSBBR]  Sports    7  Baseball Broadcast --------------   Tokione (Skyroad)
                                                         I Artiela (Lottery)
 [TNSBR]  Sports    5  Tennis Broadcast ---------------- I Artiela (Lottery)
                                                         O Paradiso
 [SCRBR]  Sports    1  Soccer Broadcast ---------------- I Artiela (Lottery)
                                                           Tokione (Skyroad)
 [MTHBR]  Sports    7  Marathon Broadcast ---------------O Lifeborn(Courtyard)

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== Opoona ====== OMP == Landroll Net TV Guide ======================= Shine ==
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Basic Information
  This is a complete collection of the text from the TV Shows you'll see/read
  throughout the game, show locations, and any special notes about them.

  TV shows can only be seen in certain areas, and new episodes appear each
  day. Don't worry, you won't miss any. The next new episode of each show
  will stay in your Net TV list until you get around to watching it.
  Once you have seen an episode and one day passes (caused by Opoona
  going to sleep - whether voluntarily or occasionally forced by the
  storyline development), the previous episode will be *replaced* by the
  newer one. ...For anyone who doesn't happen to know, 'Fin' means 'End'.
  It has nothing to do with a fish, or any sort of aquatic animal.

  OMP stands for Official Multi Passport. It's a device made by Shine Co.

  When watching TV outside, it's handy to advance days with the Pocket Tent
  rather than going back and forth between your bed and the wildlands.

  In some shows, like 'Stray Cat's Dream' and 'Hitech, the Scientific Girl',
  there are lines that do not display the identification of the speaker.
  It's assumably an 'announcer' voice-over that's being said by the main
  character or host of the show. These lines have been left as they were
  shown, without credit. I've kept to the presented format as strictly as
  possible.

Getting the OMP Net TV Card Working
  You won't be able to watch Net TV on the OMP at the very beginning of
  the game, but hang in there for a short while and the server will be
  up and running again in no time! Maybe go fight some bad guys outside,
  take a nap, or try talking to people.

They're Showing Reruns, Again!
  After you see a final episode, each show will go into reruns except
  when the 'Peace-man' show ends, 'The Life of Mr. A' will start playing
  in it's place. When 'Mr. A' finishes, 'Peace-man' shows again. The reruns
  are different in that they will not have 'New' written beside them, and
  if you sleep without seeing an episode that day, the episodes will still
  change. Say you're at day 50 and Episode 1 of whatever is on. On day 53,
  even if you've not watched TV, Episode 3 of that rerunning show will be on.
  The only exception to this is that the 'Mr. A' show never repeats Episode 1.

Credits
  Thanks to Jinto Lin for finding the Marathon show and letting me know.
  This FAQ was written handily by:
    ZRO - Original Author : zero42g (a t) delstar [d o t] org

Version History
  1.017 - Added show: Marathon Broadcast
  1.016 - First release

Legal Stuff
  This FAQ was made for gamefaqs.com and faqs.ign.com, but can be used
  in any way by anyone within the limitations of the law wherever you
  are at. I have nothing to do with the game except that I play it. -ZRO

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== Opoona ====== OMP == Landroll Net TV Guide ======================= Shine ==
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== Stray Cat's Dream ===================== Drama ================== [STCDR] ==
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  Overview
    The everyday life of a stray cat living in the residential dome.
    An Educational drama for children.

  Locations
    Tokione (inside)

  Notes
    After watching all ten episodes, go to sleep, then talk with Mira
    in Tokione Starhouse 2F Girl's Dorm. She will ask if you watched the
    show. Choose 'Yes'. She will tell you that she cried at the last
    episode, and that the show is used to teach children. She will ask
    you if you want to go with her to teach the children. Choose 'Yes'.
    Your friendship level will increase by one point, and she'll ask you
    to meet here in the Theater then she walks out. Exit the dorm, go up
    the hall, cross the Center Hall and go through the space in the yellow
    walls. Enter the door with the blue film sign (not the one in the corner)
    and you'll be in 'Theater 2'. The kid that wet himself is in here. If
    you talk to him first, he'll tell you about his Hotel Owner asperations.
    Talk to Mira and she'll have to leave, asking you to teach the kid. Talk
    to him and he'll give you his materials:

        Star House General Education Assignment Stray Cat Dream

                Problem 1 Which of the following is most
                relevant to the theme of Stray Cat Dream?

                        > Everyone is needed by someone!
                          I shall protect this house!
                          We don't need anyone worthless.
                          I want a robot cat!

                Problem 2 Which is the reason the hero of the
                Stray Cat Dream left on a journey?

                        > To find my place
                          To research the great wilderness
                          To gather matia
                          To erase the source of all trials

    That's it. Just keep pressing the same button. Mira will
    congratulate and thank you, then your friendship will increase
    by one point.

    Through some extra dialog with Mira back in her dorm, you'll
    find out that the cat's name is Boku.

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  Episode 1

               The people born on Landroll are all told one thing
               from the time they are little.

               Nobody is without worth.

               That everybody is born with a special talent that
               they can use.

               And just as it sounds, everybody has their role,
               or job, that they work their hardest to fulfill.

               I'm so jealous of them...

               I'm just a mere stray cat with no place to go...

               But even I must have some special talent that I
               was born to do!

               And that's why I decided to set off on a journey
               to discover myself.

           to be continued...

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  Episode 2

               When I set off on my journey, the first person I
               met was a young girl. Meow.

          Me:  Excuse me, but do you have any use for me? I'm
               sure I could be of some help to you.

  Young Girl:  Umm... You're a real cat... I want a robot cat.
               They're so much easier to take care of. They
               don't even require you to feed them.

          Me:  Well, I don't need food either

               Grrrrrr... (That's my stomach growling.)

          Me:  .......................

  Young Girl:  Looks like you do need food after all.

               And so the young girl left me there, without
               looking back so much as a glance.

           to be continued...

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  Episode 3

               The second person I met was a professional
               fisherman.

          Me:  Excuse me, but do you have any use for me? I'm
               sure I could be of some help to you.

               And so I came to help the man.

               Today, much like other days, the man caught
               piles and piles of fish!

          Me:  Wow! Look at all that fish! I've never seen so
               many in one place before! Meow!

      Fisher:  .......................

          Me:  ....................???

      Fisher:  I'm sorry, but you're going to have to leave. I
               can't afford to have you eating all of my fish.

          Me:  What?! But... But I was so happy...

               And so the fisherman picked up his fish and left
               me there.

           to be continued...

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  Episode 4

               The next person I met was a nice old lady. Meow.

          Me:  Excuse me, but do you have any use for me? I'm
               sure I could be of some help to you.

       Grams:  Yes, I suppose I do. Okay, come with me. You can
               sit and talk to me to pass the time.

               I loved living in Grams' house. It was so fun.

               I mean, there was a bed, and a dresser and a
               bookshelf all neatly lined up in a row...

               I was free to climb, run and jump all over the
               place. It was the best.

               But one day, Grams came home and saw me
               playing around. Her eyes rolled back and she just
               fell over...

Friendly Sage: You're quite the feisty little cat. I'm afraid she's
               going to have to be in the hospital for a while.

               .......................

               And so I had to leave Grams' house that I loved
               so dearly...

           to be continued...

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  Episode 5

               After that. I met a very tough-looking Landroll
               Ranger. Meow.

          Me:  Excuse me, but do you have any use for me? I'm
               sure I could be of some help to you.

       Youth:  Umm... I'm not sure what use I'd have for you, but
               are you interested in going after some rogues?

          Me:  Going after rogues...

               .......................

               My head was filled with scary thoughts.

          Me:  I'm sorry, but I don't think I am cut out for that
               kind of work.

               And so I bid farewell to the young man and set
               off in search of a new home yet again.

           to be continued...

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  Episode 6

               Next, I met an average woman. Meow.

          Me:  Excuse me, but do you have any use for me? I'm
               sure I could be of some help to you.

   Housewife:  Be of some help to me? What can a cat do for
               me besides sit around all day and play?

          Me:  I'm looking for what it is I was meant to do. I'll try
               anything! Please, just give me a chance!

               And so I went to live with the woman and did
               various chores around the house.

               I love cleaning and doing chores!

               I mean, chasing after dust balls... Rolling around in
               places that are dirty, getting them all nice and
               clean...

               I still don't understand what went wrong.

               One day, the woman just threw me out.

   Housewife:  I don't know whether you're getting things
               cleaner or just making them worse!

           to be continued...

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  Episode 7

               Next, I met a young man who was a dancer.

          Me:  Excuse me, but do you have any use for me? I'm
               sure I could be of some help to you.

     Swinger:  Why, yes... I think there is something you can
               help me with.

               So that day, the young man and I danced on the
               street corner.

               Even though I had to dress up in this weird
               costume, I danced my heart out.

               When the people gathered around saw me, they
               burst out laughing. I was having a great time. I
               felt that I had finally found my place.

               But that night, the young man sat me down for a
               talk.

     Swinger:  When you're beside me, nobody even bothers to
               watch me dance...

               And so I set off with a heavy heart and a tear in
               my eye as I said farewell.

               Things weren't going very well at all...

           to be continued...

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  Episode 8

               Next, I met a man who was dressed in a nice
               looking uniform.

          Me:  Excuse me, but do you have any use for me? I'm
               sure I could be of some help to you.

      Worker:  Perhaps you can... I work in the travel industry...

          Me:  Travel?!

               All kinds of wild thoughts were crossing my mind.

               Traveling means going to faraway places in
               Skypods! What a perfect job for me!

               But what the man wanted me to do was to simply
               watch his place while he was away on his trips.

               He would leave for work and not come back for
               days at a time...

               I was constantly alone. Never before had I
               known such loneliness.

               Unable to put up with the isolation, I had to leave
               the man's house...

           to be continued...

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  Episode 9

               If I was a person, then I'm sure they'd find the
               perfect job for me...

               So I decided to ask the stars in the night sky for
               their help.

          Me:  Please! Will you show me what it is I'm supposed
               to do?! Tell me where I should go!

               And then, I heard a voice come from the sky.

               If you find that you must force yourself to
               remain somewhere, then that is not where you
               truly belong.

               If you be yourself, then your job and the
               place where you belong will naturally reveal
               themselves to you.

          Me:  Umm...

               I really had no idea what they were talking about,
               but I think they're saying I should live my life as I
               see fit?

               And so I have upon my quest to find the place
               where I thought I belonged.

           to be continued...

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  Episode 10 - Final Episode

               From then on, I lived my life free and easy.

               It wasn't until later that I heard that I was living
               like every other citizen out there.

               Even though I live so freely, the job that I had
               sought also presented itself. I am actually useful
               to people...

               And when everybody finishes the job they have
               to do, they can all live out the rest of their lives
               in Paradiso.

               All this time I had been worrying about this, and
               the answer was staring me right in the whiskers.

               Currently, I'm living behind a hotel.

               When I feel like it, I lay with some of the guests,
               or I go and take a nap in the garden. Simply go
               wherever the day takes me.

               Even better, the staff at the hotel have taken a
               liking to me and I get 3 square meals a day!

               Everybody that pets me always has this happy
               look on their faces.

               Just looking at them makes me happy too.

               We make each other happy just by being
               together.

               Surely, this is the place where I was meant to be!

               The End.

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== The Aliens of GyaGya ================== Drama ================== [AGYGY] ==
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  Overview
    All the plotted desires of an alien that has come to this
    star. Adult Suspense drama.

  Locations
    Tokione (outside)

  Notes
    The longest running show to hit the Tokione airwaves!

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  Episode 1

        Gaos:  Gwahaha! It's just like they say! The manu are
               complete morons!

       Buggy:  But, Master Gaos... Things didn't turn out like
               they were supposed to.

        Gaos:  I suppose you're right. Those stinking Cosmo
               Guards! They're always getting in our way!

               How can they always know when we're up to no
               good? Is it their noses or something?

       Buggy:  Sniff... Sniff...

               That's funny... I don't smell anything.

        Gaos:  .......................

               Buggy, with a nose like yours, it's a wonder you
               can smell anything.

               Besides, I've been farting for the past 10
               minutes, and you haven't smelled a thing!

       Buggy:  Huh?

        Gaos:  But forget about that for now.

               Isn't there a planet nearby here?

               We can't go back to GyaGya empty-handed.

       Buggy:  Huh?

        Gaos:  Are you even listening to me, Buggy? We've got
               to hurry and find out next target!

       Buggy:  Huh?

        Gaos:  What's wrong? Are you angry? Or are you just
               ignoring me?

       Buggy:  Huh?

        Gaos:  Okay, I'm sorry! Come on, snap out of it!

       Buggy:  Huh?

        Gaos:  Buggy!

           to be continued...

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  Episode 2

        Gaos:  By the way...

               Have we decided on our next target?

               I don't have to remind you that we're big time bad
               guys, real GyaGya Aliens. We don't take jobs
               that are beneath us!

       Buggy:  Of course we don't. Based on our current
               location, I think the planet Landroll looks like a
               good target.

               It's teeming with rogues, but it is a planet rich in
               matia.

        Gaos:  Rich in matia?! That means a big payday for us.
               The Queen is sure to take us back!

               However, I'm worried about the rogues... They
               could be troublesome.

       Buggy:  It'll be fine. The Rangers on Landroll keep the
               rogues in check.

        Gaos:  Hmm... I suppose so... So they call them the
               Landroll Rangers, right?

       Buggy:  Yes. And amongst them are sages that use the
               force to handle the dark energy.

               If it's dangerous outside, then we can stay inside
               the dome as we collect the matia.

        Gaos:  Okay! Set a course for Planet Landroll!

       Buggy:  Umm... We're already heading for Landroll.

               Scratch that. We're almost there. Hurry up and
               take your seat!

        Gaos:  Not bad, Buggy. Not bad at all.

       Buggy:  Well, we have been working together for awhile.
               But enough with the farting, okay?

        Gaos:  Sure thing...
               (I knew he was angry with me...)

       Buggy:  We've entered the planet's atmosphere!

           to be continued...

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  Episode 3

        Gaos:  So this is the Landroll International Pod Station.
               Very high tech.

       Buggy:  Master Gaos. That machine appears to be
               checking people's IDs.

               Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep!

Investigator:  It seems that your personal data has been
               tampered with. Would you come with me please?

Suspicious man:  Rats! How could you have possibly known?!

        Sage:  We can see through the hearts of evil intent. Please,
               come with us.

        Gaos:  Hey, Buggy... We'll be okay, right?

       Buggy:  Of course. My fake IDs are as good as they
               come.

        Gaos:  Okay, let's go!

Investigator:  So, you are Mr. Horst and Mr. Wurst from the
               planet Nikoniko?

       Buggy:  That is correct.

Investigator:  Okay, your IDs check out. You may pass.

        Gaos:  Wow, Buggy! You're amazing!

       Buggy:  Yeah, that's what they tell me.

         Gaos: I thought this place was supposed to have tight
               security. What a joke!

       Buggy:  Well, even though the sages are strong with the
               holy force, they're a peaceful people who wish to
               avoid conflict.

               I think we can relax now.

        Gaos:  Okay, let's go find us some matia!

       Buggy:  Indeed. They are refining matia in the dome next
               to here. What do you say we sign up for a little
               tour?

    Sage:  Umm... Excuse me.

    Gaos:  ?!

           to be continued...

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  Episode 4

        Sage:  I am sorry to trouble you with this so soon after
               your arrival.

               But would you mind sparing a few moments of
               your time?

        Gaos:  What could this be all about?

       Buggy:  I don't know, but it doesn't look like they're on to
               us, I think it's best if we play along for the time
               being.

        Gaos:  Yeah, you're right.

       Buggy:  Sure, we have a little time.

        Sage:  Excellent! In that case, please follow me.
               Please wait in this room. We will be with you
               shortly.

               I will be right back. Please help yourself to that
               candy there. Now, if you'll excuse me...

               Whoosh.

        Gaos:  Where did he go? Umm... What's this?

       Buggy:  This candy is quite dandy.

        Gaos:  This is no time to be joking around.

        Buggy: You're right.
               Huh?

        Gaos:  What's wrong?!

       Buggy:  That door... It's locked! We're trapped in here!

        Gaos:  What is the meaning of this?!
           to be continued...

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  Episode 5

        Gaos:  Buggy! Are you sure about those IDs you made?!
               I mean, we're like locked in here or something!

       Buggy:  Hey! Weren't you the one just praising my skills a
               little bit ago?!

               Besides, my IDs are perfect! There's no way they
               can suspect them!

        Gaos:  Shut up already! What did I ever do to deserve
               such an incompetent partner?!

       Buggy:  Don't cry! I will get us out of here!

               Look! That vent over there! We can get out
               through it!

        Gaos:  Are you sure?

       Buggy:  Of course I'm sure! Give me a hand will ya?

        Gaos:  Okay!

       Buggy:  Now, do you want to lift me up, or do you want
               to lift me up?

        Gaos:  I want to lift you up!

       Buggy:  Fine, you can lift me up. I'll remove the cover
               from the vent.

        Gaos:  Okay! Umph!

       Buggy:  Master Gaos, it's working! I'm almost done, so
               hang in there, okay?

        Gaos:  Ughh... Buggy... I Have a feeling you tricked me
               into this...

       Buggy:  Nah, you must be imagining things!
               Okay, the cover's loose. Let's get out of here!

           to be continued...

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  Episode 6

               Security Room

      Sage A:  Uh ohhhhh...

      Sage B:  What's wrong?

      Sage A:  Those two from Planet Nikoniko we left in that
               room...

      Sage B:  What room? Oh, the interrogation room?

      Sage A:  Yeah. Those two were acting suspiciously, so I
               took them to the room, but...
               It appears that they have escaped through the
               ventilation shaft.

      Sage B:  Is that so... I had a feeling they were up to no
               good. I knew they weren't from Nikoniko.

      Sage A:  But, that ventilation shaft leads to...!

      Sage B:  What can we do? They're the ones that decided
               to escape.

               You know as well as I do we can't let them into
               the dome.

      Sage A:  But you saw them. I can't think of anyway they
               could possibly make trouble.

               And to just throw them out into the wildlands
               like that!

      Sage B:  Like I told you, they chose it, not me. If they just
               would've waited there, our suspicions would've
               faded, but they had to make a run for it.

               They were definitely planning something
               nefarious on our peaceful little planet. I knew we
               were right to arrest them.

      Sage A:  .......................

      Sage B:  We should be happy that we're protecting the
               safety of the people in the dome. After all, that's
               our job, isn't it?

      Sage A:  Yes...

      Sage B:  Okay then, back to work! Surely there are other
               people out there that are in need of our
               assistance!

      Sage A:  Yes, sir!

           to be continued...

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  Episode 7

               Tokione - Inside the Ventilation Shaft -

        Gaos:  It's dark in here...

       Buggy:  Master Gaos, don't leave me all alone.

        Gaos:  Stop worrying so much, will ya?

       Buggy:  Ya know, there's something funny about this
               place.

        Gaos:  What do you mean?

       Buggy:  Well, for a ventilation shaft, this thing only seems
               to be going in one direction...

        Gaos:  Really? But what can we do? It's not like we can
               turn around and go back now.

       Buggy:  No, I suppose not, but...

               Ahhh!

        Gaos:  What's the matt... Ahhh!

       Buggy:  Master Gaos!

        Gaos:  Gyagya!

       Buggy:  I was going to warn you that floor moves,
               but it looks like I was a bit late.

        Gaos:  Buggy! How can you be so calm at a time like
               this?! Look how fast we're going!

       Buggy:  Well, there's nothing we can do about it now.

        Gaos:  Are you sure?

       Buggy:  Yup. Judging from the material and construction
               of this duct, it won't do us much good to struggle.

        Gaos:  Are you really, really sure?

       Buggy:  Yes.

        Gaos:  Gyagyagya!

           to be continued...

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  Episode 8

       Buggy:  This sure is long.
               Based on our speed and the time elapsed, I'd
               estimate that we are no longer inside Tokione.

        Gaos:  I'll ask again? How can you be so calm about
               all this?!

               And... And...

               Just why is there a moving floor inside this duct?!

       Buggy:  Oh, don't you know? Air can take the form of a
               solid and this becomes the only way to move it...

        Gaos:  What?! I've never heard of such a thing!

       Buggy:  Well, neither have I. It just sounded nice.

        Gaos:  What?

       Buggy:  All jokes aside... I think this might've been a test.

        Gaos:  A test?!

       Buggy:  By shutting people in the room, those that try to
               escape must be hiding something and therefore
               be bad...

               And people that stay in the room must have
               nothing to hide and therefore be good.

               It seems like the type of psychological test the
               sages on this planet would try.

        Gaos:  You're the one that told us we had to escape!
               What's going to happen to us now?

       Buggy:  I think it will probably spit us out somewhere
               where we won't bother the inhabitants of this
               planet.

        Gaos:  Spit us out?!

               You mean the baddest of the bad on Planet
               GyaGya is going to be thrown out like common
               trash?!

       Buggy:  It looks that way. That seems to be the exit up
               ahead.

        Gaos:  Gyagya!

           to be continued...

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  Episode 9

        Gaos:  Gyagya!

               Boom!

               Bang!

               Shhhhhhh...

        Gaos:  That sure is a long fall... I thought the sages
               would be nicer than that...

       Buggy:  Well, I guess we're considered criminals, so I
               suppose it can't be helped.

        Gaos:  Forget about that! We need to find a way out of
               here!

       Buggy:  If we press the blue button on the right side of
               the bracelet on our right wrists, it will open an
               emergency parachute.

        Gaos:  This one?

       Buggy:  That would be left!

        Gaos:  This one?

       Buggy:  I told you, that's my...

               Click.

        Gaos:  Gya! Help me!

       Buggy:  That's the left button... I suppose he can't hear me.

               Blast!

       Buggy:  Looks like he used the emergency jetpack
               instead...

       Buggy:  Why me? Now I guess I should go and find
               Master Gaos.

           to be continued...

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  Episode 10

        Gaos:  It looks like I've been separated from Buggy yet
               again...

               I wonder how long it'll take him to find me...

               Gasagasagasa!

        Gaos:  ?!

       Buggy:  Master Gaos! You're all right! You sure are lucky!

        Gaos:  Hey, Buggy! That was quick.

       Buggy:  Yeah, that's what, like the 64th time we've been
               separated like this?

               You're an easy one to find. I've perfected the art
               of how to look for you.

        Gaos:  Is that so... I suppose I should take that as a
               compliment.

       Buggy:  There'll be plenty of time to thank me later. For
               now, let's just get out of here!

        Gaos:  Why would we want to do that?!

       Buggy:  This place is full of rogues. We have to get out
               of here and fast.

        Gaos:  But the matia mine should be right around here
               somewhere.

       Buggy:  Well, that mountain way over there looks like a
               matia mine, but...

               While you've been spacing out, I've already gone
               and defeated 34 rogues!

        Gaos:  And there's not a scratch on you!

       Buggy:  Well, you know...

        Gaos:  So, as long as you're here, we have nothing to
               worry about!

       Buggy:  But, we don't even have any food. How can we
               make it all the way to the mine?

        Gaos:  Stop your whining! That kind of stuff will work
               itself out. Now, let's go!

       Buggy:  Fine... Why do I always let him drag me into these
               things...

           to be continued...

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  Episode 11

        Gaos:  Hey, Buggy. How much longer until we get to the
               mine?

       Buggy:  We've only been walking for 15 minutes, Master
               Gaos.

        Gaos:  Well I'm tired! It's hot. And it's difficult to walk
               here. Just what the heck is this place?!

       Buggy:  I told you that this was a wilderness unfit for
               habitation, did I not?

               Even greedy people like us know not to come out
               here. It's a desolate wasteland. What did you
               expect to be here?

               Other than the rogues, that is.

               Although, thanks to your luck, we haven't seen
               any rogues for quite some time.

        Gaos:  Ugh! Gyagya! Enough already!

       Buggy:  I don't think I've ever heard anybody use gyagya
               other than you.

        Gaos:  And what's wrong with that?! It's like my
               catchphrase.

               Forget it!

               I'm just going to wait here. You go and get us the
               matia!

       Buggy:  I can't do that!

        Gaos:  I've never seen you fight, but you look like you're
               pretty strong. I have complete confidence in you
               Buggy!

       Buggy:  Master Gaos...

               You don't really care if I live or die, do you...

        Gaos:  Now did I say that?

       Buggy:  Fine. I'll do it.

               If something should happen to me, I hope you can
               make it back to GyaGya by yourself!

        Gaos:  Hey, wait a minute!

               Drat! He's already gone...

           to be continued...

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  Episode 12

        Gaos:  How could Buggy just go and leave me all alone
               like this...

               I suppose I was a tiny bit... No, a little bit... Okay,
               pretty rude to him...

               But that still doesn't give him the right to
               abandon his superior officer out here!

               Who cares if I'm spoiled or tend to act like a little
               brat?

               I know as well as anybody that I don't have any
               patience...

               That's just the way I was born. And if he don't
               like it, then tough!

               Shoot, even those farts were just me playing
               around...

               .......................

               .......................

               I wonder if Buggy's okay...

               It's just like he said. It reeks of rogues around
               here.

               And if I'm not mistaken, it sounds like there is
               some screaming off in the distance...

               If something were to happen to Buggy here, then
               I don't know what I'd do...

               .......................

               Oh well!

               Perhaps I should just go back to GyaGya and
               look for a capable replacement who'll actually be
               nice to me.

               One who won't always be making fun of me like
               Buggy does...

               He's always so loud and obnoxious...

               And he can't take a joke...

               But whenever we get separated, he's always
               able to find me in a hurry...

               Hmm... Maybe it's true that you don't know what
               you've got until it's gone...

               Maybe he's not dead yet...

               Ugh!

           to be continued...

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  Episode 13

        Gaos:  I refuse to forgive you!

               Buggy! Do you know how worried I was about
               you?!

               Once I find you, you're going to regret it!

               Buggy!

               - Meanwhile -

               Blam! Blam!

       Rogue:  Gyaaaa!

       Buggy:  Why do I even bother putting up with Master
               Gaos all the time?

               Blam! Blam!

       Rogue:  Gyeeee!

       Buggy:  Well, it's not like this is the first time.

               Blam!

       Rogue:  Gyoeee!

       Buggy:  However, despite this being a wasteland, there
               seems to be far too many rogues.

               I'm getting tired. I can't keep fighting them off
               like this.

               I need to change battery packs on my energy
               gun soon.

       Rogue:  Kyyaaaa!

       Buggy:  Ugh! This doesn't look good!

           to be continued...

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  Episode 14

       Rogue:  Kyyaaaa!

       Buggy:  Ugh!

               Blam! Blam!

       Rogue:  Gya!

               Sssss!

       Buggy:  My battery's dead!

       Rogue:  Kyyaaaa!

               Crunch! Crunch!

       Buggy:  Arrghh!

       Rogue:  Kyyaaaa!

       Buggy:  I don't think I can fight these guys off
               empty-handed...

               .......................

               Is this the end...

               Farewell, Master Gaos.

               I hope you can somehow find your way back to
               Planet GyaGya...

           to be continued...

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  Episode 15

        Gaos:  Just were could Buggy be?

               Even with my super eyesight, I can't see him
               anywhere...

               And with my super keen sense of smell, I can't
               smell him anywhere either...

               What should I do...

               This is the first time I've ever had to look for
               him, so I'm not sure what to do.

               .......................

               I'm starving...

               Plop! Plop! Plop!

               Oh! Those nuts look absolutely delicious!

               Chomp! Chomp! Chomp! These are great!

               Buggy always did say that I have the best luck...

               Well, I may be lucky, but I still haven't managed to
               finish what I came here to do...

               It's strange... Chomp... Chomp...

               .......................

               What am I doing? I don't have time to sit around
               here eating like this!

               I have to keep looking for Buggy...

           to be continued...

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  Episode 16

        Gaos:  Maybe there's some kind of function to search
               for Buggy on this bracelet.

               Click.

               The current weather conditions are: sunny.

               Click.

               The current time is: 3:40 p.m.

               Click.

               Your fortune for today is: sketchy at best.

               Click.

               Your current weight is: 56kg. Your current
               height is: 145cm.

        Gaos:  Argh! This thing is completely worthless!

               Buggy never seemed to have a problem with it.
               How did he do it?

               Click.

               The current temperature is: 32 degrees.

        Gaos:  Ugh!

       Rogue:  Gyaasu!

        Gaos:  .......................?!

           to be continued...

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  Episode 17

       Rogue:  Gyaasu!

        Gaos:  So that must be a rogue! Lucky for me, it's
               pretty far away... I think I'll sit here and watch it
               for a while.

               .......................?!

               Could it be? Is that matia that it's holding?!

               Perhaps there is matia somewhere nearby here?

               Okay, I think I'll go and ask it!

               I don't know what Buggy's worried about. We're
               all bad guys. I'm sure we can get along just fine.

               Tap. Tap. Tap.

        Gaos:  Gyagya! Nice to meet you! I'm Gaos from the
               Planet GyaGya. I'm new around here and was
               hoping that you could help me.

               I see you have some matia there. And guess
               what? You're a bad guy! And so am I! See, we
               have a lot in common!

               I really want to know where you got that shiny
               thing you're holding there!

       Rogue:  .......................

        Gaos:  You're a cool customer, aren't you! Just like me!
               See, we're like long lost brothers!

       Rogue:  .......................

        Gaos:  Hey, you! I'm talking to you, ya know!

       Rogue:  Kishaaaaa!

        Gaos:  Yikes! Could it be that rogues don't understand
               what I'm saying? I wonder what language they
               speak...

       Rogue:  Kishaaaaa!

        Gaos:  Uh... Um... In situations like this...

               Click.

        Gaos:  It's time to use the emergency jet pack and
               scram!

           to be continued...

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  Episode 18

               Crunch! Crunch!

       Buggy:  It looks like I'm bleeding...

               Crunch! Crunch!

       Buggy:  That's funny... I don't feel the pain anymore...

               Crunch! Crunch!

       Buggy:  I wonder just how much longer these rogues
               plan on toying with me...

               Crunch! Crunch!

       Buggy:  I should probably leave some kind of sign in case
               Master Gaos finds me...

               Perhaps a statue of some kind...

        Gaos:  Gyaha!

       Rogue:  Gyargh!

        Gaos:  Ouch!

               Wait, that rogue just sat on and crushed that
               other rogue. So is that a worse rogue?

       Buggy:  Master... Gaos?

        Gaos:  .......................?!

               That voice... Buggy, is that you?!

               Buggy!

           to be continued...

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  Episode 19

       Buggy:  Master Gaos... How did you make it this far? All
               by yourself?

        Gaos:  Don't try to speak, Buggy! You're hurt!

               The blood won't stop! What should I do?!

       Buggy:  Master Gaos... Calm down... It's... too late for me...

               But before I go... I want you to...

        Gaos:  What is it?

               Beep. Beep. Beep.

        Gaos:  What are you doing with my bracelet?

       Buggy:  Sending... a transmission to GyaGya... I want you
               to make it home...

               Beep... Beep...

        Gaos:  Buggy!

               Never mind that!

               This is all my fault! So you can't leave me! You
               just can't!

               I'm sorry, Buggy! Don't die on me! Do you hear
               me?! You can't die on me now!

               Beep... Beep...

        Gaos:  Buggy!

       Buggy:  This transmission code sure is long, isn't it...
               Forgive me... My eyes...

        Gaos:  Somebody! Somebody, help me! Help Buggy!

               I don't care what happens to me! Somebody help
               Buggy!

           to be continued...

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  Episode 20 - Final Episode

        Gaos:  Whew... I sure am tired.

       Buggy:  Master Gaos, you've only been working for 15
               minutes.

        Gaos:  I'm getting old. Working out here in the fields is
               hard on my back...

       Buggy:  There you go again... If you have enough energy
               for such theatrics, then you have enough to
               work.

        Gaos:  Hmph! I knew I should've left you back there.

       Buggy:  Maybe so. Then at least I'd be enjoying myself
               compared to now.

        Gaos:  What's the matter with you, huh?!

       Buggy:  Quit your sulking, will you?

               I'll always be by your side so you never have to
               be lonely again.

        Gaos:  Um...

       Buggy:  Putting that aside, you really helped me back
               there. I had no idea the sages were watching the
               bad leave us.

               And they healed my wounds almost
               instantaneously.

        Gaos:  That reminds me... How come you got your
               wounds healed? You didn't even have any matia!

       Buggy:  yes I did.

        Gaos:  You what?!

       Buggy:  Well, it's from another planet, but...

               Of course, it's all gone now to pay for my
               treatment.

        Gaos:  Gyagyagya! Have you been holding out on me all
               this time?!

       Buggy:  That's neither here nor there... But don't you
               enjoy actually working for a living? What do you
               say we stay on this planet for a while?

        Gaos:  Hmm... Maybe you're right.

               Look! I just found 10MT here in the ground!

       Buggy:  That's my Master Gaos!

               The End.

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== Yearning for Life in Paradise ========= Variety ================ [YFLIP] ==
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  Overview
    A 10 part series describing the allure of
    that wonder garden of luxury, Paradiso.

  Locations
    Lifeborn (inside)
    Artiela (inside)
    Intelligent Sea (inside)

  Notes
    The Holy Wilds tour guide (Liz) will recommend that you watch
    a show called 'Enviable Paradiso Living', which is this show.

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  Episode 1

               This is a previously recorded program.

         ***:  Hello everybody. Are you enjoying work today?
               I'm your host for this program, Rita.

        Rita:  The life you earn after retiring is the greatest
               present you will ever receive!

               Paradiso is a paradise in the truest sense of the
               word. Everybody there is happy. But what does
               it mean to live there?

               Join me as I explore this wonderful oasis and
               separate fact from fiction.

               First, please take a look at this picture here.

               This is an extremely valuable painting from GL,
               who has actually been inside Paradiso himself.

               As you can see, GL isn't much of an artist, so it's
               a bit hard to understand this piece, but...

               I can assure you that the real Paradiso is tens of
               thousands of times more beautiful than this.

               Now, everybody... Please try to imagine the
               beauty of Paradiso as you spend your latter
               years surrounded in its beauty!

               .......................

               Maybe it's asking too much to try and get you to
               use this picture as inspiration.

               Oh, would you look at the time... I'm afraid that's
               all we have time for today. Until then, see you
               next time!

           to be continued...

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  Episode 2

        Rita:  Hello everybody. Are you enjoying work today?
               I'm your host for this program, Rita.

               Last time, we gave you a taste of what life in
               Paradiso is like.

               By the way, did you know...?

               That according to the latest reports, it does not
               cost a thing to live in Paradiso.

               Which means that your house, your food,
               everything... They're all free!

               So in this idealistic setting, you can enjoy living
               life in the slow lane for a change...

               Hey you sitting over there! I know exactly what
               you're going to say!

               How can you be happy with just that? I bet a lot
               of you are thinking the same thing.

               Well, happiness can mean different things to
               different people.

               So how is it that everybody living in Paradiso can
               be happy?

               Join us next time when I welcome a special guest
               here and ask that very question.

               Until then, see you next time!

           to be continued...

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  Episode 3

        Rita:  Hello everybody. Are you enjoying work today?
               I'm your host for this program, Rita.

               As I mentioned last time, today we are lucky to
               have a special guest in the studio today.

               Even though he has permission to live in
               Paradiso, he continues to work in the domes as
               well. Please welcome my special guest, GL!

          GL:  Hello. I'm Gol... Excuse me, GL. It's a pleasure to
               be here.

        Rita:  We have made it difficult to see in order to
               protect GL's identity. Thank you for your understanding.

               Okay, on with the show..

               Why is it, GL, that you continue to work even
               though you are perfectly capable of living in
               Paradiso?

          GL:  Indeed... It's because I am chasing my dream!

               My dream of eliminating the planet of rogues and
               returning peace to the land!

               That is the reason I was put on this planet! That
               is the path that I must follow!

        Rita:  I hate to interrupt such an impassioned speech,
               but that's all the time we have for today. Please
               join us next time. Until then, goodbye everybody.

           to be continued...

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  Episode 4

        Rita:  Hello everybody. Are you enjoying work today?
               I'm your host for this program, Rita.

               Last time, GL got pretty worked up on our show.
               And guess what, we have him back again today!

               I must say, it is such a noble cause that you're
               striving for! To return peace to this land!

          GL:  No, it's nothing really. I'm sure anybody in my
               position would think the same.

               And although they may not be so public about it,
               there are many others out there just like me.

        Rita:  Really? That's the first I ever heard of it.

          GL:  After all, the motto in Paradiso is "Live as you
               are..."

               As long as you don't bother the people who are
               focusing on their jobs, you're free to travel to
               the other domes as often as you like.

               However, since it can lead to jealousy, we're not
               allowed to show off our Paradiso credentials.

               Rita:  I see... You really have to be careful with what
               you say and do.

               And that's all we have time for today. Please join
               us again next time. Goodbye, everybody!

           to be continued...

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  Episode 5

        Rita:  Hello everybody. Are you enjoying work today?
               I'm your host for this program, Rita.

               Last time, we welcomed GL back to the studio,
               who has the credentials for living in Paradiso.

               According to him, there are other people living in
               Paradiso that come and go freely between the
               other domes.

               So, could it be that Paradiso is really not that
               great of a place after all?

          GL:  Don't get me wrong... Paradiso is like a resort.
               The weather, the atmosphere, everything is
               perfect.

               However, perfection can grow tiresome after a
               while and you want to go and eat bad food...

               By experiencing the lives of those less
               fortunate, it makes us cherish our own lives that
               much more.

        Rita:  Excuse me?! Just who do you think you are?!

          GL:  Sorry, I didn't mean to put it like that.

               What I'm saying is that we like to be stimulated.

               And that there are people we'd like to see.

        Rita:  That's all the time we have for today. Please join
               us again next time! Goodbye, everybody!

           to be continued...

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  Episode 6

        Rita:  Hello everybody. Are you enjoying work today?
               I'm your host for this program, Rita.

               By the way, GL, is there anybody in any of the
               other domes that you like to see?

          GL:  Umm... I... Uhh... Hahaha... It's a secret.

        Rita:  From the sound of it, it's not really a secret at
               all! Let me guess, you have a girlfriend.

          GL:  No, that's not it! That's preposterous!

               It's just that I like to look from afar... Just every
               once in a while...

        Rita:  And here I thought you were all about work...
               Your face is turning quite a shade of red...
               Hopefully she feels the same way about you!

               Who knows? Maybe somebody from Paradiso is
               here watching over you as well.

               That's all the time we have for today! Goodbye,
               everybody.

           to be continued...

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  Episode 7

        Rita:  Hello everybody. Are you enjoying work today?
               I'm your host for this program, Rita.

               Last time, we talked a bit about GL's private life,
               so today I'd like to discuss more about Paradiso.

          GL:  I think that's a good idea... Hmm...

               The food in Paradiso is fantastic!

        Rita:  Huh?

          GL:  Everyday, food from all over the world is
               delivered to Paradiso.

               And not just that, but there are plenty of unique
               nuts and fish that are unique to the area.

               Many formerly famous chefs then take those
               ingredients and whip up elegant masterpieces.
               They are indescribable!

               Imagine food and desserts that look like works of
               art that you can choose from each and every
               day.

        Rita:  Is that so... They sound delicious. I'd like to try it
               myself sometime.

               And that's all we have time for today. Please join
               us again next time. Goodbye everybody!

           to be continued...

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  Episode 8

        Rita:  Hello everybody. Are you enjoying work today?
               I'm your host for this program, Rita.

               GL, our guest for the past few episodes, is busy
               with work and couldn't make it to the show today.

               Thanks to out talks with GL, we've managed to
               learn a little bit more about Paradiso and what it
               has to offer.

               Its beautiful scenery... It costs nothing to live
               there... The food is delicious...

               Indeed, if that is all true, then life in Paradiso
               definitely sounds like quite an experience.

               Yet I wonder if that alone is enough to ensure
               that people are happy for the rest of their lives...

               Surely you'd grow tired of gorgeous views and
               gourmet food after a while.

               Next time, we'll be having GL back in the studio
               to ask him that very question.

               So until next time, goodbye everybody!

           to be continued...

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  Episode 9

        Rita:  Hello everybody. Are you enjoying work today?
               I'm your host for this program, Rita.

               Today, we have GL back in the studio, so let's
               pick up where we left off, shall we?

               GL, I have a pretty blunt question to ask you. Is
               everybody in Paradiso truly happy?

          GL:  Yeah, I guess so. I think everybody is happy.

        Rita:  Are you sure? Are you absolutely sure about
               that?

          GL:  Well, I can't say for certain...

               But, it is a dome that was given to use by the
               sages as a reward. It truly is a paradise.

        Rita:  Fair enough.

          GL:  And if you go to Paradiso, you can meet famous
               celebrities...

               I also hear that they have the best virtual
               machines as well.

         Rita: I'm sure we'd all love to hear more, but that's all
               the time we have for today. Until next time,
               goodbye everybody!

           to be continued...

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  Episode 10 - Final Episode

        Rita:  Hello everybody. Are you enjoying work today?
               I'm your host for this program, Rita.

               Today, I'd like to pick up where we left off last
               time with our guest, GL.

          GL:  The other day was the first I'd heard of it, but
               apparently Paradiso has superb virtual machines
               that allow you to experience whatever you want.

        Rita:  Whatever you want? So you mean I could be
               reunited with my Michael...?

          GL:  Excuse me?

        Rita:  Actually, my first husband died rather young. Oh
               how I loved him...

          GL:  I'm... I'm sorry to hear that...

        Rita:  So you're saying that if I use that machine, then I
               can be with Michael at any time?

          GL:  Yes, it won't be real, of course, but you would be
               able to experience it nonetheless.

        Rita:  That's it! I'm finished with work! I want to go to
               Paradiso ASAP!

               Oh, it looks like that's all the time we have for
               today. I can't stay here a moment longer. I have
               to hurry and apply to get into Paradiso!

               Thank you, GL! And thank you, everybody! I'll see
               you all in Paradiso!

               Fin.

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== Hitech, the Scientific Girl =========== Drama ================== [HISCI] ==
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  Overview
    Hitech, the science girl, solves all her problems with science.
    A public drama.

  Locations
    Lifeborn (inside)

  Notes
    The longest running show to hit the Lifeborn airwaves!
    This show is painfully repetitive, so before we get to the episode
    list on this one, here's a concise overview of each episode:

    1: Boy looses 10MT and it cost 10MT out of Hitech's own pocket!
    2: Man's hair is thinning and it cost Hitech some of her own hair!
    3: Girl wants to lose a little weight and Hitech gains 10kg herself!
    4: Boy is so hungry he can barely move. It's a secret...
    5: Man's late for a date and she loses 10 min of Hitech's own life!
    6: Girl tore her new clothes and Hitech feels a breeze in her pants...
    7: Woman wants a handsome boyfriend and Hitech delays her own wedding!
    8: *** wants lots of matia but Hitech forgot to record her favorite show!
    9: Boy lost his puppy and somebody close to Hitech meets with trouble!
   10: Girl's antique watch is broken and Hitech's psyche goes -50 points!
   11: Woman is getting old and Hitech becomes a young woman...
   12: Man needs a bridge and Hitech's house becomes unstable!
   13: Girl gets so bored and Hitech lost her own hopes and dreams!
   14: Boy wants to be big and strong, and Hitech's body fat increases!
   15: Girl has an illness and Hitech gets a cold...
   16: Woman has bad hair day and Hitech's hair will never be the same!
   17: Old Lady is tired of working and Hitech has a sense of fatigue!
   18: Old Man wants to be smarter and Hitech's IQ drops 300 points!
   19: Man sees criminals and Hitech collapses!
   20: Hitech moves to Paradiso, but no longer has a kind spirit!!

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  Episode 1

               I am a super scientific girl genius. I have an IQ of
               1,600! People know me as Hitech.

               I use science to help people with their problems,
               no matter how difficult they may be!

               I wonder if somebody out there needs my help?

         Boy:  Waah! I lost 10MT!

               This looks like a job for me!

      Hitech:  I simply need to perform a comparative analysis
               on the molecular level of what's missing...

               And resynthesize it so that everybody is happy!
               Here we go!

      Hitech:  Here you go, kid. Here's your 10MT.

         Boy:  Thank you so much!

               And so this person's problem has been solved.
               Of course, Hitech doesn't realize...

               That for the synthesis performed, it cost 10MT
               out of her own pocket!

           to be continued...

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  Episode 2

               I am a super scientific girl genius. I have an IQ of
               1,600! People know me as Hitech.

               I use science to help people with their problems,
               no matter how difficult they may be!

               I wonder if somebody out there needs my help?

         Man:  I can't believe that my hair is thinning so much...

               This looks like a job for me!

      Hitech:  I simply need to perform a comparative analysis
               on the molecular level of what's missing...

               And resynthesize it so that everybody is happy!
               Here we go!

      Hitech:  Here you go, sir! Look, your hair is just like when
               you were a teenager.

         Man:  Thank you, Hitech!

               And so another person's problem has been
               solved. Of course, Hitech doesn't realize...

               That for the synthesis performed, it cost her
               some of her own hair!

           to be continued...

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  Episode 3

               I am a super scientific girl genius. I have an IQ of
               1,600! People know me as Hitech.

               I use science to help people with their problems,
               no matter how difficult they may be!

               I wonder if somebody out there needs my help?

        Girl:  If only I could lose a little weight...

               This looks like a job for me!

      Hitech:  I simply need to perform a comparative analysis
               on the molecular level of what's missing...

               And resynthesize it so that everybody is happy!
               Here we go!

      Hitech:  Here you go. What do you think?

        Girl:  Wow! What a body! I look great! Thanks, Hitech!

               And so another person's problem has been
               solved. Of course, Hitech doesn't realize...

               That for the synthesis performed, Hitech gained
               10kg herself!

           to be continued...

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  Episode 4

               I am a super scientific girl genius. I have an IQ of
               1,600! People know me as Hitech.

               I use science to help people with their problems,
               no matter how difficult they may be!

               I wonder if somebody out there needs my help?

         Boy:  I'm so hungry. I can barely move...

               This looks like a job for me!

      Hitech:  I simply need to perform a comparative analysis
               on the molecular level of what's missing...

               And resynthesize it so that everybody is happy!
               Here we go!

      Hitech:  Here you go, kid. Eat as much as you like!

         Boy:  Thanks, Hitech! I've never seen so much food in
               all my life!

               And so another person's problem has been
               solved. However, where did such a large amount
               of food come from...

               That's...

               a secret.

           to be continued...

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  Episode 5

               I am a super scientific girl genius. I have an IQ of
               1,600! People know me as Hitech.

               I use science to help people with their problems,
               no matter how difficult they may be!

               I wonder if somebody out there needs my help?

         Man:  Uh oh! I'm going to be late for my date!

               This looks like a job for me!

      Hitech:  I simply need to perform a comparative analysis
               on the molecular level of what's missing...

               And resynthesize it so that everybody is happy!
               Here we go!

         Man:  Wow! I've managed to save a bit of time. Thank
               you so much, Hitech!

               And so another person's problem has been
               solved. Of course, Hitech doesn't realize...

               That for the synthesis performed, Hitech has
               lost 10 minutes off of her own life!

           to be continued...

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  Episode 6

               I am a super scientific girl genius. I have an IQ of
               1,600! People know me as Hitech.

               I use science to help people with their problems,
               no matter how difficult they may be!

               I wonder if somebody out there needs my help?

        Girl:  Ahh... I fell down and tore my nice new clothes...

               This looks like a job for me!

      Hitech:  I simply need to perform a comparative analysis
               on the molecular level of what's missing...

               And resynthesize it so that everybody is happy!
               Here we go!

      Hitech:  Here you go! Your clothes are as good as new!

        Girl:  Thank you, Hitech!

               And so another person's problem has been
               solved. However, Hitech suddenly realized...

               A light breeze blowing in through the back of her
               pants...

           to be continued...

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  Episode 7

               I am a super scientific girl genius. I have an IQ of
               1,600! People know me as Hitech.

               I use science to help people with their problems,
               no matter how difficult they may be!

               I wonder if somebody out there needs my help?

       Woman:  I wish I had a handsome boyfriend...

               This looks like a job for me!

      Hitech:  I simply need to perform a comparative analysis
               on the molecular level of what's missing...

               And resynthesize it so that everybody is happy!
               Here we go!

       Woman:  What a handsome man! Thank you, Hitech!

               And so another person's problem has been
               solved. Of course, Hitech doesn't realize...

               That for the synthesis performed, it'll take her
               that much longer to get married herself!

           to be continued...

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  Episode 8

               I am a super scientific girl genius. I have an IQ of
               1,600! People know me as Hitech.

               I use science to help people with their problems,
               no matter how difficult they may be!

               I wonder if somebody out there needs my help?

         ***:  Oh, what should I do? I'm still just a child...

               Where am I going to get all of the matia needed in
               order to treat my mom and dad's injuries...

               This looks like a job for me!

      Hitech:  I simply need to perform a comparative analysis
               on the molecular level of what's missing...

               And resynthesize it so that everybody is happy!
               Here we go!

      Hitech:  I'll synthesize 999,999,999,999,999,999MT for
               you!

Hitech's Brother:
               Hey, Hitech! Did you know that you forgot to
               record your favorite TV Show today?

      Hitech:  I what?! Oh no! I have to hurry and get home!

               And so Hitech disappeared...

               And so one person's problem went unsolved. Of
               course, Hitech doesn't realize...

               That if she had synthesized that much matia,
               she'd have been sentenced to life in prison...

           to be continued...

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  Episode 9

               I am a super scientific girl genius. I have an IQ of
               1,600! People know me as Hitech.

               I use science to help people with their problems,
               no matter how difficult they may be!

               I wonder if somebody out there needs my help?

         Boy:  Waaah... I lost my little puppy dog...

               This looks like a job for me!

      Hitech:  I simply need to perform a comparative analysis
               on the molecular level of what's missing...

               And resynthesize it so that everybody is happy!
               Here we go!

         Pup:  Bow wow!

         Boy:  Hey, you found my puppy! Thanks, Hitech!

               And so another person's problem has been
               solved. Of course, Hitech doesn't realize...

               That for the synthesis performed, somebody
               close to Hitech will meet with great trouble!

           to be continued...

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  Episode 10

               I am a super scientific girl genius. I have an IQ of
               1,600! People know me as Hitech.

               I use science to help people with their problems,
               no matter how difficult they may be!

               I wonder if somebody out there needs my help?

        Girl:  The antique watch that I've had for all of these
               years is broken...

               This looks like a job for me!

      Hitech:  I simply need to perform a comparative analysis
               on the molecular level of what's missing...

               And resynthesize it so that everybody is happy!
               Here we go!

        Girl:  Hitech...
               I'm happy you're trying to help, but this watch
               you just synthesized is no longer an antique...

      Hitech:  Uh oh!

               Hitech's psyche has suffered 50 points of
               damage!

               And it cannot be healed through synthesis!

           to be continued...

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  Episode 11

               I am a super scientific girl genius. I have an IQ of
               1,600! People know me as Hitech.

               I use science to help people with their problems,
               no matter how difficult they may be!

               I wonder if somebody out there needs my help?

       Woman:  I sure am getting old...

               This looks like a job for me!

      Hitech:  I simply need to perform a comparative analysis
               on the molecular level of what's missing...

               And resynthesize it so that everybody is happy!
               Here we go!

       Woman:  Hey, I feel much better. It's like I'm 10 years
               younger!

               And so another person's problem has been
               solved. However, Hitech...

               Has suddenly become a young woman...

           to be continued...

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  Episode 12

               I am a super scientific girl genius. I have an IQ of
               1,600! People know me as Hitech.

               I use science to help people with their problems,
               no matter how difficult they may be!

               I wonder if somebody out there needs my help?

         Man:  The bridge is broken and I can't get to the other
               side...

               This looks like a job for me!

      Hitech:  I simply need to perform a comparative analysis
               on the molecular level of what's missing...

               And resynthesize it so that everybody is happy!
               Here we go!

         Man:  Wow, Hitech! You just created a brand new
               bridge out of nowhere!

               And so another person's problem has been
               solved. Of course, Hitech doesn't realize...

               That for the synthesis performed, the structural
               integrity of Hitech's house has decreased by
               86%!

           to be continued...

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  Episode 13

               I am a super scientific girl genius. I have an IQ of
               1,600! People know me as Hitech.

               I use science to help people with their problems,
               no matter how difficult they may be!

               I wonder if somebody out there needs my help?

        Girl:  I'm so bored...

               This looks like a job for me!

      Hitech:  I simply need to perform a comparative analysis
               on the molecular level of what's missing...

               And resynthesize it so that everybody is happy!
               Here we go!

        Girl:  Wow, it's like a fog has been lifted from my eyes.
               The world is my oyster!

               And so another person's problem has been
               solved. Of course, Hitech doesn't realize...

               That for the synthesis performed, Hitech has
               lost a number of her own hopes and dreams!

           to be continued...

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  Episode 14

               I am a super scientific girl genius. I have an IQ of
               1,600! People know me as Hitech.

               I use science to help people with their problems,
               no matter how difficult they may be!

               I wonder if somebody out there needs my help?

         Boy:  I want to grow up to be big and strong so I'm not
               always getting picked on by that bully.

               This looks like a job for me!

      Hitech:  I simply need to perform a comparative analysis
               on the molecular level of what's missing...

               And resynthesize it so that everybody is happy!
               Here we go!

         Boy:  Amazing! It's like I'm super strong now. How did
               this happen?!

               And so another person's problem has been
               solved. However, Hitech...

      Hitech:  My body feels so heavy...

               Hitech's body fat percentage has increased by
               48%!

           to be continued...

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  Episode 15

               I am a super scientific girl genius. I have an IQ of
               1,600! People know me as Hitech.

               I use science to help people with their problems,
               no matter how difficult they may be!

               I wonder if somebody out there needs my help?

        Girl:  Cough... Cough... Will I never be cured of this
               illness?

               This looks like a job for me!

      Hitech:  I simply need to perform a comparative analysis
               on the molecular level of what's missing...

               And resynthesize it so that everybody is happy!
               Here we go!

        Girl:  Wow, I feel better already! Thank you, Hitech!

               And so another person's problem has been
               solved. However, Hitech...

      Hitech:  Cough... Cough...

               .......................

           to be continued...

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  Episode 16

               I am a super scientific girl genius. I have an IQ of
               1,600! People know me as Hitech.

               I use science to help people with their problems,
               no matter how difficult they may be!

               I wonder if somebody out there needs my help?

       Woman:  I blow-dried my hair, but I just can't get it to stay
               where I want it...

               This looks like a job for me!

      Hitech:  I simply need to perform a comparative analysis
               on the molecular level of what's missing...

               And resynthesize it so that everybody is happy!
               Here we go!

       Woman:  Wow! My hair looks amazing! Hitech, you should
               be some kind of stylist! Thank you so much!

               And so another person's problem has been
               solved. It appears that Hitech did not lose
               anything in the process However!

               Hitech's hair would never be the same again...

           to be continued...

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  Episode 17

               I am a super scientific girl genius. I have an IQ of
               1,600! People know me as Hitech.

               I use science to help people with their problems,
               no matter how difficult they may be!

               I wonder if somebody out there needs my help?

    Old Lady:  I never thought I'd still be working at this age. I
               wish I would've had more fun when I was younger.

               This looks like a job for me!

      Hitech:  I simply need to perform a comparative analysis
               on the molecular level of what's missing...

               And resynthesize it so that everybody is happy!
               Here we go!

    Old Lady:  Wow, I have energy again! I won't make the same
               mistake twice! I'm going to have some fun!

               And so another person's problem has been
               solved. However, Hitech...

               Is suddenly overcome with an overwhelming
               sense of fatigue!

           to be continued...

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  Episode 18

               I am a super scientific girl genius. I have an IQ of
               1,600! People know me as Hitech.

               I use science to help people with their problems,
               no matter how difficult they may be!

               I wonder if somebody out there needs my help?

     Old Man:  I wish I could be smarter... Then people would be
               impressed when they met me.

               Sigh... I guess I have no choice. What a bother,
               but I've already heard his request, so I might as
               well do it.

      Hitech:  I simply need to perform a comparative analysis
               on the molecular level of what's missing...

               And resynthesize it so that everybody is happy!
               Here we go!

     Old Man:  Ohh... I feel smarter already! It's like I can
               accomplish anything!

               And so another person's problem has been
               solved. However, Hitech...

               Has a glazed look in her eyes!

           to be continued...

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  Episode 19

               I am a super scientific girl genius. My IQ has
               dropped a bit but is still 1,300! People know me
               as Hitech.

               I'm always tired and my mind isn't as sharp as it
               used to be. However, my work is almost finished,
               so just a little further!

          Man: Oh no! There are criminals on the loose and
               people are getting hurt!

               That does sound like a problem. Perhaps if I
               finish this, then my work will be finished?

      Hitech:  I simply need to perform a comparative analysis
               on the molecular level of what's missing...

               And resynthesize it so that everybody is happy!
               Here we go!

         Man:  Eh? The criminals have become good people all
               of a sudden! And everybody that was hurt has
               been healed!

               And so, the people were saved from danger.
               However, Hitech...

               Felt the strength leave her body as she
               collapsed...

           to be continued...

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  Episode 20 - Final Episode

               She is a super scientific girl genius. Her IQ has
               dropped a bit, but is still 1,300! Everybody
               knows her as Hitech.

               Hitech helped countless people with their
               problems.

               Unfortunately, it came at the cost of what was
               important to her...

               In her last synthesis, her body was covered in
               wounds...

               Everybody saw Hitech in such a saddened state
               and prayed for her recovery...

               The sages saw this and decided that this was the
               kind of person they wanted living in paradise and
               began treatment...

               Several days later...

               Hitech was well again and was sent to paradise
               by the sages.

               However, nobody noticed...

               That though her body had been healed, she still
               was missing the kind spirit she had used to
               reform the criminals...!

               Will Hitech be able to return to normal?

               Stay tuned for the next exciting episode of...

               Hitech, the Scientific Girl!

               Until next time...

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== Opoona ====== OMP == Landroll Net TV Guide ======================= Shine ==
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== The Travails of Robotic Cat =========== Drama ================== [TRROC] ==
==============================================================================

  Overview
    The crisis of a robotic cat surviving nature outside of
    the residential dome. An education drama for children.

  Locations
    Lifeborn (outside)

  Notes
    In the OMP Net TV menu this show it titled "The Travails of Robotic Cat",
    but during the shows it is called "The Adventures of the Robotic Cat".

    Episode 6 incorrectly states that RP-Q817 has previously seen 79 rogues.

    Here's a quick glance at the evolution of RP-Q817:

    1: Mark I    Self-destructs after seeing 1 rogue
    2: Mark II   Self-destructs after seeing 3 rogues
    3: Mark III  Self-destructs after seeing 43 rogues
    4: Mark IV   Hides after seeing 58 rogues
    5: Mark IV   Self-destructs after seeing 126 skulls
    6: Mark V    Reminisces about the past
    7: Mark V    Self-destructs after seeing hungry men
    8: Mark VI   Reminisces about the past
    9: Mark VI   Captured by Woman
   10: Mark VI   Refuses assignment as Mark VII

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  Episode 1

               My name is RP-Q817. I am an AI cat robot.

               Even though I'm a robot, from the outside, I look
               just like a real cat.

               Heck, I feel like a real cat on the inside too!

               All of my movements, everything I see and
               everything I feel are all sent back to the lab for
               analysis.

               Today, I have been sent out into the wildlands to
               gather data.

          Me:  Yikes!

               It's a rogue! The search process carried out by
               my highly developed brain indicated that it is a
               Venus Duck.

               Wow... It sure is a strange beast...

               Gulp!

          Me:  Ugh!

               Kaboom!

           to be continued...

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  Episode 2

               My name is RP-Q817 Mark II. I am an AI cat robot.

               Last time, I came across a rogue and things were
               cut a little short...

               However, my memories were relayed back to the
               lab and downloaded into this new body!

               So I have been sent back out to the wildlands to
               finish the research.

               If I come across a rogue, I'm not going to be so
               awestruck this time! Just watch and see!

          Me:  Yikes!

               There... There's another rogue right over there!

               But this time, it's a Forest Wonder, Zo-ge-ge and
               a Shredder!

          Me:  Yaaaaahhh!

               Kaboom!

           to be continued...

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  Episode 3

               My name is RP-Q817 Mark III. I am an AI cat
               robot.

               Last time, I was surrounded by rogues and
               suffered a self-destruct...

               However, all of my data up to that point was sent
               back to the lab...

               So, I have been rebuilt with all of the memories
               of Mark I and Mark II!

               This time, I'm positive I won't be afraid of those
               three rogues! I'll get away in no time!

               You just watch and see!

          Me:  Yikes!

               I see a rogue over there!

               There's so many of them. Even though they're so
               far away, I count 8 species and 43 in total...

           Me: Yaaaaahhh!

               Kaboom!

           to be continued...

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  Episode 4

               My name is RP-Q817 Mark IV. I am an AI cat
               robot.

               Last time, the sheer number of rogues
               overwhelmed me and I was so scared that I
               self-destructed...

               However, I successfully have downloaded the
               memories of Marks I-III in this new body!

               This time, I'm positive that the rogues won't
               frighten me, not even 43 of them! I'll get away in
               no time!

               You just watch and see!

          Me:  .......................!!

               There's too many of them! I count at least 58!

               I was so scared, I almost self-destructed, but I
               remained strong and brave. Right after which, I
               went and hid in the forest.

           to be continued...

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  Episode 5

               My name is RP-Q817 Mark IV. I am an AI cat
               robot.

               I have been sent out into the wildlands for
               research, but I spotted a total of 58 rogues and
               decided to hide in the forest.

           Me: .......................?

               What... What are these? Bones?

               There are scraps of clothing laying around...

               And upon closer look, there appears to be over
               126 skulls lying around...

               Could these be victims of the rogues in this
               area?

          Me:  Yikes!

               Kaboom!

           to be continued...

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  Episode 6

               My name is RP-Q817 Mark V. I am an AI cat
               robot.

               I have downloaded the memory banks of Marks
               I-IV and been rebuilt.

               Combining all of those memories...

               The wildlands are full of rogues and their
               victims... It is a most frightening affair.

               However, I was sent back out into the wildlands.

               Of course, to research something even more
               dangerous.

               So I mustered up my courage and went through
               the fields where I came across 79 rogues and
               back into the forest where I found the bones.

               This time will be different, just watch and see!

           to be continued...

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  Episode 7

               My name is RP-Q817 Mark V. I am an AI cat
               robot.

               I am currently investigating the wildlands. Here in
               the forest...

          Me:  .......................?!

               Before me were a couple of men dressed in dirty
               clothes.

       Man 1:  It's just a cat...

       Man 2:  I don't care! I'm hungry! We haven't had anything
               to eat in over 10 days!

               With a gleam in their eyes, the men surrounded
               me and eyed me hungrily. They want to eat me?!

          Me:  Yikes!

               Kaboom!

           to be continued...

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  Episode 8

               My name is RP-Q817 Mark VI. I am an AI cat
               robot.

               Last time, I was attacked by a couple of men
               living in the forest who tried to eat me. I was so
               shocked that I self-destructed.

               According to my databanks, normal people are
               kind to cats and other animals...

               But these guys were different.

               Perhaps all the people living outside the domes in
               the wildlands are evil...?

               So it's not just the rogues I need to worry about,
               but people as well...

               I don't think even 9 lives are going to be enough.

               I mean, it's only been a short period of time and
               I've already gone through 5!

           to be continued...

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  Episode 9

               My name is RP-Q817 Mark VI. I am an AI cat
               robot.

               Today, I am continuing my research in the
               dangerous and frightening wildlands!

          Me:  .......................?

               Far away in the distance, I can see a woman who
               looks like a traveler. Based on my past
               experiences, can I assume she's up to no good...?

               I decided to give her a warning. When she saw
               me, she took out some dried fish and threw it at
               me.

               Unfortunately, I am a robotic cat, so I cannot eat.

               However, it was good to know that there were
               some kind people in the wildlands!

               I was so happy that I walked up to the woman!

               Clank! Whirr!

          Me:  Beep... Beep...

       Woman:  Ah, just as I thought. You're an investigative
               robot, aren't you. What quality parts you're
               using... I should fetch a good price for you.

               And with that, she cut my circuits and I was
               unable to move. She gathered me up and took me
               away...

           to be continued...

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  Episode 10 - Final Episode

               My name is RP-Q817 Mark VI.

               Well, I haven't needed to be rebuilt yet, so I am
               still Mark VI.

               I have gone and studied the dangers of the
               wildlands more than any living being could bear to
               be asked.

               I'm actually supposed to be transferred to a new
               body, but the data transfer keeps failing for
               some reason.

               I'm sure it's because the memory banks of Marks
               I-VI refuse to be sent back out into the wildlands
               again.

               Nowadays, if people living in the residential
               domes do something bad, they can be exiled to
               the wild lands...

               I wouldn't want to wish that upon anybody.

               Nobody would believe what it's like out there...

               You have no choice but to hide and live each day
               in constant fear.

               That's why I'm refusing this assignment. My only
               advice to you watching at home is to not do
               anything that'll get you sent to the wildlands...

               Unlike me, you only get one life, so don't waste it.

               The End.

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== Peace-man ============================= Drama ================== [PCMAN] ==
==============================================================================

  Overview
    A story about a golden hero working constantly
    for the peace that he loves.

  Locations
    Artiela (inside)
    Intelligent Sea (inside)

  Notes
    If this show is not playing and you're in the right location, then
    you'll have to finish watching all of the episodes of 'The Life of Mr. A'
    before it will air again. They replace each other in the show list.

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  Episode 1

               This is a beautiful, blue planet on the far side of
               the galaxy.

               However, the planet's beauty hides the wars
               waged between countries each and every day.

               These wars are forwarded by a handful of
               powerful people.

               The common people simply wished for a time
               when there would be no war.

               One day, the people's prayers were answered!

               Arriving on a lone beam of light from the sky, a
               giant golden man appeared.

               His name was... Peace-Man!

           to be continued...

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  Episode 2

               Peace-Man came from the far reaches of space
               to help the people being plagued by the wars
               across the land.

   Peace-Man:  Super Destructive Light Beam of Peace!

               Zap! Zaaaazaaam!

               Boom! Kabooooom!

   Peace-Man:  Hahahaha!

               Peace-Man is unable to stay on the planet for
               longer than 5 seconds. He quickly ends the wars
               and returns home to outer space...

               Peace-Man... A golden giant of a man with a
               profound love for peace.

           to be continued...

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  Episode 3

               The destructive power of Peace-Man's light
               beam is beyond comprehension...

               Two entire cities that were constantly fighting
               simply disappeared in an instant...

               However, there are still plenty of countries still
               at war.

               Flash!

         ***:  It's Peace-Man! Peace-Man has come!

   Peace-Man:  Super Destructive Light Beam of Peace!

               Zap! Zaaaamzaaam!

               And so, another two cities vanished from the
               face of the planet...

           to be continued...

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  Episode 4

               One country boldly tries to face Peace-Man in
               battle.

         ***:  5 seconds! We only need to hold out for 5
               seconds! If we concentrate our fire on
               Peace-Man, we're sure to win!

   Peace-Man:  Super Destructive Light Beam of Peace!

               Zap! Zaaaazaaam!

               Boom! Kabooooom!

         ***:  Arrrggghhhh!

               Peace-Man... A golden giant of a man with a
               profound love for peace.

               Nobody can oppose Peace-Man and his Super
               Destructive Light Beam of Peace...

           to be continued...

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  Episode 5

           One day, a person had an idea...

           Why does Peace-Man attack countries that are
           at war?

           Is it to equally punish those responsible for
           fighting the war? Or is it because there's no time
           to figure out who the bad guy is?

           In that case, if I am attacked one-sidedly, then
           Peace-Man will have no choice but to help me.

           And with Peace-Man on my side. I won't be afraid
           of anything. The world will be mine!

           Flash!

     ***:  It's Peace-Man! Peace-Man has come!

           to be continued...

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  Episode 6

               One man decided to pretend to be a good guy
               and use Peace-Man's strength to eliminate his
               enemies.

     Bad Guy:  Peace-Man, please listen to me! We're not the
               bad guys! We are being attacked without cause!

   Peace-Man:  .......................

               Super Destructive Light Beam of Peace!

               Zap! Zaaaazaaam!

               Boom! Kabooooom!

     Bad Guy:  Wa... Wait! Aarrgghhhh!

               Peace-Man is only capable of remaining on this
               planet for 5 seconds.

               No time to listen to the stories of the people...

           to be continued...

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  Episode 7

               Since Peace-Man began appearing on the planet...

               The number of countries at war dropped
               dramatically.

               However, there is a reason that they are all at
               war.

               No matter how afraid of Peace-Man they might
               be, there are things that they have to protect,
               things that they must obtain...

               Indeed, there were countries that refused to
               give up war.

               However!

   Peace-Man:  Super Destructive Light Beam of Peace!

               Powww! Kapow!

               Peace-Man... A golden giant of a man with a
               profound love for peace.

               No matter what the reason, he refuses to
               forgive those that engage in war.

           to be continued...

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  Episode 8

               Thanks to Peace-Man, the major cities that were
               at war had been pretty much annihilated.

               However, somehow, there was no damage
               inflicted on normal people...

               Of those remaining at war, there were only a
               few small countries at most.

               And those very people figured that Peace-Man
               could not be bothered with such minor skirmishes.

               But then!

   Peace-Man:  Super Destructive Light Beam of Peace!

               Zap! Zaaaazaaam!

               Boom! Kabooooom!

               Peace-Man... A golden giant of a man with a
               profound love for peace.

               No conflict is too small to be overlooked by
               Peace-Man...

           to be continued...

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  Episode 9

               Thanks to the efforts of Peace-Man, war on this
               planet has been all but eliminated.

               Peace-Man himself has not appeared on the
               planet for some time.

         Bro:  Hey, mom! Give me some money!

          Ma:  No matter how many times you ask, we don't
               have any!

         Bro:  Shut up, you old bag! Hurry up and give me some
               money or else!

        Pops:  What's going on here?! How dare you talk to your
               mother like that!

               Flash!

   Peace-Man:  Super Destructive Light Beam of Peace!

               Zap! Zaaaazaaam!

               Peace-Man... A golden giant of a man with a
               profound love for peace.

               Small disputes can lead to even greater conflict.
               Peace-Man refuses to let that happen.

           to be continued...

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  Episode 10 - Final Episode

         Boy:  Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

        Girl:  Come on! Just let me play with it for a little while!

         Mom:  Hey, if you two start fighting, Peace-Man will
               come and get you!

         Boy:  Gulp!

        Girl:  We're... We're not fighting! See? Here, brother.
               You can have this back.

         Boy:  No... No problem. You can have it for a while, sis.

               Thanks to the efforts of Peace-Man, even
               sibling rivalry has been eliminated. Indeed, the
               planet lives in peace.

               With nothing to occupy his time any longer,
               Peace-Man left the planet.

               However, he is out there somewhere, fighting to
               bring peace to lands beset by war.

               If your planet falls to the evils of war and strife...

               The Peace-Man will be there to return peace to
               your land.

               The End.

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== Dance TV ============================== News =================== [DNCTV] ==
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  Overview
    Let's Enjoy Dance!
    Charisma Dancer Justice teaches all dances.

  Locations
    Artiela (inside)
    Intelligent Sea (inside)

  Notes
    There are three 'tests' when you're assisting dancers that are
    based on this show. Here are the answers:

        Duo
           Basic 3          Basic 3          Basic 4
           Advance Dance    Advance Dance    Basic 4

        Back-up Dancer
           Advance Banzai   Advance Banzai   Advance Robot
           Advance 2        Advance 2        Finisher 1

        Justin
           Advance Dance    Advance Dance    Finisher 4
           Advance 1        Advance 1        Finisher Spin

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  Episode 1: Step 1

               This program was recorded at Artiela Hall and is
               presented full screen for your viewing pleasure.

      Justin:  Hello everybody! It's time to enjoy dancing! I'm
               your instructor, Justin.

               Whether you're looking to be the next dancing
               superstar or if you just like to get your groove
               on, this is the show for you!

               Let's get started with the first lesson, shall we?

               Today, I want to start out with a simple beginner
               lesson, just getting you to move with the music.
               Okay, let's start!

               That's it. Just flow with the music in your head
               and try moving your body in rhythm to it.

               Once you've gotten used to it, try taking a step
               forward. Ready, go!

               That's it. Keep calm. You're doing really good.

               When you think you've got the hang of it, try
               moving your hands too.

               Nice work. Keep it up!

               The most important thing about dancing is not
               how well you move, but that you have fun doing
               it.

               Okay, that dies it for today's lesson.

               See you next time! Bye bye!

           to be continued...

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  Episode 2: Step 2

               This program was recorded at Artiela Hall and is
               presented full screen for your viewing pleasure.

      Justin:  Hello everybody! It's time to enjoy dancing! I'm
               your instructor, Justin.

               Today is our second lesson and once again, it's
               aimed at beginners. Okay, let's get out there and
               dance!

               That's it. You're doing pretty good.

               Once you've got this down, try switching it up a
               bit.

               Good! Keep it loose though! Remember, I want
               you to have fun out there!

               Way to go! I think you've got the hang of it. Okay,
               now we're going to take it up a notch!

               Well, are you able to stay in line with the rhythm?

               The most important thing about dancing is not
               how well you move, but that you have fun doing
               it.

               Okay, that does it for today's lesson.

               See you next time! Bye bye!

           to be continued...

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  Episode 3: Step 3

               This program was recorded at Artiela Hall and is
               presented full screen for your viewing pleasure.

      Justin:  Hello everybody! It's time to enjoy dancing! I'm
               your instructor, Justin.

               This is the third episode of Dance TV. Today,
               we're going to jump right into the routine. Okay,
               let's dance!

               Yeah, that's it everybody! Get in the groove!

               Once you've got the rhythm, take a step forward.

               Perfect! Remember to stay nice and loose out
               there!

               Now add in your hands!

               Well? Were you able to keep up?

               If you can keep this up, then you're ready to
               perform in front of people! Try not to get
               carried away though!

               Okay, that does it for today's lesson.

               See you next time! Bye bye!

           to be continued...

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  Episode 4: Step 4

               This program was recorded at Artiela Hall and is
               presented full screen for your viewing pleasure.

      Justin:  Hello everybody! It's time to enjoy dancing! I'm
               your instructor, Justin.

               This is the fourth episode of Dance TV. Today,
               I'd like to teach you Combination A.

               By now, you should have mastered the steps and
               movements from the last episode. Okay, let's
               dance!

               Yeah! Shake that body!

               Okay, here I go! This is the pose I showed you
               last time!

               Well, did you do it?

               For those of you that couldn't do it, I want you
               to go back and watch this episode again until you
               get it right. You'll get it eventually.

               Okay, that does it for today's lesson.

               See you next time! Bye bye!

           to be continued...

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  Episode 5: Step 5

               This program was recorded at Artiela Hall and is
               presented full screen for your viewing pleasure.

      Justin:  Hello everybody! It's time to enjoy dancing! I'm
               your instructor, Justin.

               This is the fifth episode of Dance TV. Today, I'd
               like to teach you Combination B.

               It's not very difficult, but there are a lot of
               intricate movements, so watch closely. I'll go
               first, so pay attention.

               Well? Think you can do it?

               Let's go ahead and give it a try! Okay! Let's
               dance!

               How did it go?

               Truth is, this routine is kind of difficult for me
               too. Sorry if I couldn't walk you through it
               properly.

               Okay, that does it for today's lesson. Next time
               will be our final episode.

               See you next time! Bye bye!

           to be continued...

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  Episode 6: Final Step

               This program was recorded at Artiela Hall and is
               presented full screen for your viewing pleasure.

      Justin:  Hello everybody! It's time to enjoy dancing! I'm
               your instructor, Justin.

               Okay, for our final episode of Dance TV, I'd like
               to teach you Combination C.

               This is something I've taken from break-dancing.
               It's tough to master, but I think the results are
               worth it. Okay, let's dance!

               Yeah! Follow the rhythm and shake that body!

               Okay, here we go! Take a deep breath and try
               and keep up! Whee!

               Well? Were you able to do the spin?

               Don't worry. Nobody gets it right on their first
               try. You don't want to know how many times it
               took me.

               But, if you love dance as much as I do, then you
               won't be able to quit until you master it!

               Well, that does it for Dance TV. I hope you
               enjoyed yourself and managed to learn
               something!

               Now it's up to you to find your own style!

               Thank you, everybody! Bye bye!

           Keep on groovin'...

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== What is Art? ========================== News =================== [WTFIA] ==
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  Overview
    Intellectual program that teaches about art.
    The light talk of host Dr A. is popular.

  Locations
    Artiela (inside)
    Paradiso (inside and outside)

  Notes
    Art Movements
           Revolvism:  Everything moving about in a circle
         Standardism:  Do not worry about measurements
            Layerism:  Things stacked up in layers

    Lesser Movements:  Reversism & Transparentism

"A Yard is Too Much" by S. Metawan, founder of the Standardism Distance
School of Thought

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  Episode 1: What is, "What is Art?"?

       Dr. A:  Hello, everybody. Welcome to the intellectual
               entertainment program, "What is Art?" I'm your
               host Dr. A.

               Here we take the latest and greatest topics in
               art and discuss them in-depth, yet lightly.

               It may be unusual I know, but that's just the way
               we do it around here.

               They say a picture is worth a thousand words.

               It'd probably be better if you went to the
               museum rather than watching this program at
               home...

               But, if you did that, then I'd be out of a job, so
               let's forget about that idea, shall we?

               After all, man cannot live on art alone.

               Now, on with our show. Or perhaps not. It
               appears we are out of time.

               In our next episode, we'll talk about Revolvism.

               Until then, I'm your host, Dr. A. Thank you.

               What is Art?

           to be continued...

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  Episode 2: What is Revolvism? Part 1

       Dr. A:  Hello, everybody. Good afternoon and welcome
               to another edition of "What is Art?"

               I'm Dr. A and I'll be your host. I bet you can't
               guess what the "A" stands for... That's right! Art!

               Okay, now that that's out of the way, let's get on
               with the program.

               In this episode, I'd like to talk about the largest
               movement in modern art. Revolvism.

               In short, Revolvism is about...

               Everything just revolving about!

               That's basically what the focus of the movement
               is. Simply moving about in a circle. Round and
               round.

               Well, I'm afraid that's all we have time for today.

               Please join use next time as we discuss even
               more about Revolvism.

               Until then, I'm your host. Dr. A. Thank you.

               What is Art?

           to be continued...

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  Episode 3: What is Revolvism? Part 2

       Dr. A:  Hello, everybody. Good afternoon and welcome
               to another edition of "What is Art?" I'm you
               host Dr. A.

               Today, we are pleased to have a guest
               commentator join us. Please welcome art critic
               D. Harry.

               Hello Mr. Harry. It's good to have you here with us today

       Harry:  Thank you. I'm happy to be here.

       Dr. A:  Now, what exactly does Revolvism mean to you?

       Harry:  Going round and round.

        Dr. A:  Ah, just as I thought... That it simply means that
               things go round and round.

       Harry:  Everything around us revolved. All movement
               comes full circle. Like life and death, or like the
               network of stars. It's all about going round.

               The galaxies themselves, fans, clocks, my head,
               everything spins round and round; is in a
               constant state of revolving.

       Dr. A:  Everything?

       Harry:  Yes, everything.

       Dr. A:  I'm afraid that's all we have time for today. Join
               us next time when we discuss specific pieces of
               art and their relation to Revolvism.

           to be continued...

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  Episode 4: What is Revolvism? Part 3

       Dr. A:  Hello, everybody. Good afternoon and welcome
               to another edition of "What is Art?" I'm you
               host Dr. A.

               I would like to once again welcome our special
               guest commentator, art critic D. Harry to the
               studio today.

       Harry:  Thank you.

       Dr. A:  Today, I'd like to discuss the painting "Endless
               Staircase" by Revolvism painter K.G. Wamal.

       Harry:  Yes, that is a fine piece indeed.

       Dr. A:  Completely magnificent.

       Harry:  Do you mind if I go home now?

       Dr. A:  Please bear with us for a little while longer.

       Harry:  Okay, fine.

       Dr. A:  Despite its simple composition, it has very deep
               undertones and is one of Wamal's finest works.

       Harry:  I'm sure it costs a fortune, too.

       Dr. A:  Excuse me?

       Harry:  See, he has to draw dozens of these things,
               right? And they're all different.

       Dr. A:  And so that drives up the price...

       Harry:  Well, you know what they say. Money makes the
               world go around.

       Dr. A:  And I'm afraid that's all we have time for today.
               Please join us next time when we dive into the
               topic that is Standardism.

               Until then, I'm your host, Dr. A. Thank you.

               What is Art?

           to be continued...

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  Episode 5: What is Standardism? Part 1

       Dr. A:  Hello, everybody. Good afternoon and welcome
               to another edition of "What is Art?" I'm you
               host Dr. A.

               We'll be spending the next three episodes
               discussing Standardism and its relevance.

               First of all, what is Standardism? I have here a
               book as you can see.

               It is a collection of essays from the founder of
               the Standardism Distance School of Thought, S.
               Metawan, entitled "A Yard is Too Much."

               I know it's a bit of a cryptic title, but it does bring
               up an interesting point...

               A yard is definitely too much... However...

               A meter is simply not enough!

               So basically, when dealing with length, or weight
               or other similar matters, it doesn't do any good
               to worry about them!

               And that is basically the gist of this particular
               movement.

               Please join us next time as we welcome back art
               critic D. Harry and discuss this topic in more
               detail.

               Until then, I'm your host, Dr. A. Thank you.

               What is Art?

           to be continued...

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  Episode 6: What is Standardism? Part 2

       Dr. A:  Hello, everybody. Good afternoon and welcome
               to another edition of "What is Art?" I'm you
               host Dr. A.

               Today, we were planning on having guest
               commentator, art critic D. Harry back with us in
               the studio, but...

               It seems he has yet to arrive. Maybe he
               overslept this morning?

               Well, we can't wait for him all day, so let's get on
               with the show.

               Standardism has three separate schools:
               Distance, Weight and Time...

               I want to first talk about the Distance School
               sculptor, M. Jude's, work, "10 Meters."

               This is an excellent example of art at it's finest.
               One look at it and you can't help but fall in love
               with 10 Meters.

               .......................

               It's simply breathtaking...

       Harry:  Have we started already?

       Dr. A:  .........! Mr. Harry! We've been waiting for you!

       Harry:  Was there something going on today?

       Dr. A:  We were talking about the Standardism
               movement.

       Harry:  Ahh, that's right. No thanks.

       Dr. A:  No thanks? What do you mean by that?

       Harry:  I'm sorry, but no thanks.

       Dr. A:  Well, that's all the time we have for today. We'll
               see you again next time.

               Until then, I'm your host, Dr. A. Thank you.

               What is Art?

           to be continued...

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  Episode 7: What is Standardism? Part 3

       Dr. A:  Hello, everybody. Good afternoon and welcome
               to another edition of "What is Art?" I'm you
               host Dr. A.

       Harry:  I already told you. No thanks.

       Dr. A:  Would you stop with that already please?!

               Hello, everybody. Good afternoon and welcome
               to another edition of "What is Art?" I'm you
               host, Dr. A.

               Now, Mr. Harry. I'll ask you again.

       Harry:  Go ahead, shoot.

       Dr. A:  What is it about Standardism that you find so
               disagreeable?

       Harry:  You see, the other day I was being interviewed...

               And the whole time they were saying, "that's off
               by 0.001mm!"

               And that I was making mistakes between grams
               and pounds!

               And a margin of error of 1 second over
               1,000,000,000 years!

               That's all they talked about all day.

       Dr. A:  I see... That sounds quite rough indeed.

       Harry:  Sure, there are lots of, let's call them
               "interesting," people in the world of art...

               Yet such conformist thinking towards
               measurements cannot be considered art in my
               book.

       Dr. A:  I see...

       Harry:  And that's all I have to say about that.

       Dr. A:  That's all the time we have for today. Please join
               us next time when we'll discuss Layerism.

               Until then, I'm your host, Dr. A. Thank you.

               What is Art?

           to be continued...

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  Episode 8: What is Layerism? Part 1

       Dr. A:  Hello, everybody. Good afternoon and welcome
               to another edition of "What is Art?" I'm you
               host Dr. A.

               I'd like to take the next three episodes to discuss
               Layerism.

               But before that, I'd like to give you an overview
               of the art world.

               There are numerous art movements on the
               planet Landroll...

               The three most powerful of which are
               Revolvism, Standardism and Layerism.

               The art museum that recently opened in Artiela
               has enjoyed great success and shows no signs
               of slowing down.

               In addition to them, there are also Reversism and
               Transparentism...

               However, they are quite minor and are referred
               to as lesser movement.

               Now, Back to Layerism. Just as its name implies...

               Oh! I'm afraid we're out of time for today.

               Please join us next time as we discuss more
               about Layerism.

               Until then, I'm your host, Dr. A. Thank you.

               What is Art?

           to be continued...

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  Episode 9: What is Layerism? Part 2

       Dr. A:  Hello, everybody. Good afternoon and welcome
               to another edition of "What is Art?" I'm you
               host Dr. A.

               Layerism. Just as its name implies...

               You should layer everything in sight!

               That's the basis of this movement. Just keep
               layering things on top of each other. Up and up
               and up.

               Hey!

       Dr. A:  And now, to introduce a work representative of
               Layerism...

               Hey!

       Dr. A:  .........! Mr. Harry! You're not supposed to be
               here today.

       Harry:  It's just that I got bored sitting around at home.

       Dr. A:  You know this program is not simply here for you
               to kill time...

       Harry:  Gimme a break, will ya?

       Dr. A:  Now, please take a look at this. It is "Thinking
               People" by A. Dandan

       Harry:  Wow, that's a nice piece!

       Dr. A:  Thank you. You can go home now, Mr. Harry.

       Harry:  Huh?

       Dr. A:  This is truly a work for the ages. And of course,
               its beauty carries through even today.

       Harry:  .......................

       Dr. A:  That's all the time we have for today. Please join
               us next time when we'll continue discussing
               Layerism.

               Until then, I'm your host, Dr. A. Thank you.

               What is Art?

           to be continued...

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  Episode 10: What is Layerism? Part 3

       Dr. A:  Hello, everybody. Good afternoon and welcome
               to another edition of "What is Art?" I'm you
               host Dr. A.

       Harry:  Hello. I'm the art critic, D. Harry.

       Dr. A:  Now, let us get started. First, please take a look
               at this piece here.

               This is from the modernist Layerism artist, N.
               Shoruka, the giant monument, "10 Godly Pillars."

       Harry:  Impressive...

       Dr. A:  Even as it currently Stands, it is most impressive,
               but the truth is... This is referred to as one of
               the great unfinished works.

               Due to various reasons, it won't fit entirely in the
               museum and in order to finish it, a hole will need
               to be punched in the ceiling.

               The museum is fighting this, which unfortunately
               means we probably won't get to see it finished
               for some time.

               However, I know that Mr. Shoruka won't let this
               stop his creative spirit from expressing itself.

               When I went to visit him in his workshop the
               other day...

               He told me that he would not stop pursuing his
               dream until the day comes that it is complete.

               It was most inspiring.

       Harry:  Well, you know, they say you can make a
               mountain out of a molehill. It's all about layering.

       Dr. A:  .......................

       Harry:  Well, you know...

       Dr. A:  I hope that you have enjoyed these 10 episodes of
               "What is "Art?"

               Think of us as a mere guide in your quest to
               appreciate art to its fullest.

               And thank you, Mr. Harry, for all of your insight.

       Harry:  .........!  Huh?! Oh, yeah. Sure!

       Dr. A:  I'm your host, Dr. A. Thank you.

               What is Art?

               Until next time.

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== The Life of Mr. A ===================== Variety ================ [LFMRA] ==
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  Overview
    Mr. A retells his life in the residential dome.
    A moving documentary.

  Locations
    Artiela (inside)
    Intelligent Sea (inside)

  Notes
    If this show is not playing and you're in the right location, then
    you'll have to finish watching all of the episodes of 'Peace-man'
    before it will air again. They replace each other in the show list.

    Mr. A is the only one who ever speaks in this show.

    Episode 1 will only air once. The rerun's always start with Episode 02.
    You'll have to start a new game to see Episode 1 again, or read it below.

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  Episode 1

               Let's see... How long has it been since I first
               came to Paradiso...

               Yes, I remember now... I came here when I was
               43 years old.

               I didn't really think about it at the time, but people
               always told me that I had lived a very ordinary
               life.

               I had always thought of myself as living freely
               and coming and going as I pleased...

               To me, the life I led had always seemed anything
               but ordinary...

               Maybe this show will help you find the path in
               your life... Or perhaps not...

               Either way, I figured it couldn't hurt to tell you
               my story... My life...

           to be continued...

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  Episode 2

               I was born to parents who spent their lives
               working in Lifeborn and was raised with love in
               Tokione.

               Growing up, I was always a naughty little boy,
               causing mischief and making things difficult for
               those that took care of me...

               I guess you could say I was simply your average,
               everyday kid.

               I was constantly surrounded by genius kids who
               were always looking to fulfill their potential...

               However, I never really tried to apply myself and
               nothing could hold my attention for very long.

               Basically, I never really found my calling like
               everybody else did.

               I was told by the sages that I would be good at
               helping people...

               Of course, I didn't believe them for a second.
               That it must be some kind of mistake.

           to be continued...

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  Episode 3

               When I was just a boy growing up in Tokione, I
               basically did whatever I felt like.

               Even if I found my classes interesting, I simply
               had no care whether I passed or failed and spent
               my time messing around.

               The thought of obtaining a special license and
               doing something with my life never really crossed
               my mind.

               Despite all that, I still managed to graduate from
               Starhouse and obtain a license!

               My license was an Assistant Type B.

               Assistants are basically people that cover for
               another person's job when they are missing or
               when they need extra people.

               Since we are required to take all kinds of jobs,
               licenses are only issues to people from this
               planet due to security reasons.

               Type B licenses are primarily regulated to desk
               work, but once in a while, some physical labor is
               required.

               Before I knew it, I had learned more about
               Tokione than I had ever thought possible.

               I remember thinking that this is what the sages
               must've meant when they mentioned I should
               consider a job helping people.

           to be continued...

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  Episode 4

               I left Tokione and the first place I was assigned
               was Lifeborn.

               When I first arrived, I was surprised to see my
               parents waiting for me at the Skypod Port.

               Ever since I was born, I never had much of an
               opportunity to see my parents, so I remember
               being slightly embarrassed upon seeing them.

               But to be honest, I was really quite happy...

               We had dinner together and they showed me
               around town and took me shopping. It was nice
               spending time with them.

               When I had adjusted to my new surroundings, my
               parents went back to their usual lives...

               And that's when my first job came in.

           to be continued...

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  Episode 5

               My first job was to remove the insects that
               were crawling on the crops in the fields.

               It all seems like a game to me, and the time just
               seemed to fly by.

               I was amazed by how smoothly efficient the
               entire system was...

               Even for somebody like me, hopping around from
               job to job never gave me a chance to get bored.

               And since we were merely Assistants, we were
               not forced to do anything that we didn't want to.

               There were always the Assistant's Assistants,
               and...

               If they couldn't make it, then the sages would go
               and do it themselves.

           to be continued...

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  Episode 6

               Just between you and me, the sages are an odd
               bunch, that's for sure.

               For me, I really can't be bothered with helping
               people with their problems, even when they're
               standing right before me...

               But the sages, that's a different story.
               Apparently, they are unable to ignore the
               suffering of others and have to help them.

               Therefore, the average citizen has most likely
               been helped by the sages at least once, it not
               many more.

               Let's see... The sages helped me that time when I
               caught a cold...

               And when I lost my OMP... And when I got in a
               fight at work... And when it looked like I was
               going to be late for work...

               And when I wanted a girlfriend... And when I got
               in a fight with my girlfriend... And when I thought
               I wanted to get married...

               .......................

               Wow, now that I think about it... I've come to
               depend on the sages quite a bit... Hahahahaha...

           to be continued...

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  Episode 7

               So I guess I have had my fair share of help from
               the sages. And I most definitely loved my job.

               About the time I turned 30, I had worked in each
               of the various domes.

               When I first started out, it was tough to pay the
               rent each month, but eventually, I was able to
               save up and buy my own house.

               Once I had my own place, I enjoyed traveling to
               various places by Skypod.

               Sometimes, we were even attacked by rogues
               and had to be saved by Rescuers. Those were
               the days.

               And of course, I had my fair share of romantic
               adventures as well...

           to be continued...

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  Episode 8

               The truth is, I have 5 children of my own. Of
               those, 2 are from a previous marriage.

               My first marriage may not have turned out so
               well, but my current one is going just great.

               The kids get along fabulously too. They all have
               their own lives now, but we still go on vacation
               together from time to time.

               Here, women are allowed to work fewer hours
               when they have children.

               And couples can receive extra matia in addition
               to their salaries for each child they have.

               Systems like these are necessary for us to
               invest in the most valuable resource to return
               peace to the planet, our children.

           to be continued...

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  Episode 9

               So Basically, I simply work when I want...

               I see the people I want to see when I want to see
               them...

               And whenever there's a new tour available, I
               invite people that I want to go with...

               In short, I lived my life in whatever way I saw fit.

               It's not like I was in a hurry to finish up my job,
               but...

               There were so many interesting jobs, and I kept
               at them in order to support my travels...

               And suddenly, before I knew it, all of the jobs
               had finished.

           to be continued...

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  Episode 10 - Final Episode

               That's when my wife and I came to Paradiso.

               Since I was no longer working, I felt like I had too
               much free time on my hands at first...

               However, it wasn't long before I had found
               myself a new hobby.

               As to what kind of hobby it was, let's just say I'd
               rather keep that to myself.

               However, it is something that you all should
               definitely try at least once.

               Looking back on the first half of my life, I can
               honestly say I've never experienced this concept
               of "suffering" that I often read about.

               It has been nothing but one good time after
               another.

               I am truly happy...

               If this is the definition of "ordinary" on this
               planet, then its inhabitants are truly blessed.

               I am very lucky that I was born on this planet.

               Me... My wife... You... All of us...

               The End.

               Following the taping of this episode, Mr. A silently
               passed away in a peaceful sleep.
                                             - The Producer -

               The Life of Mr. A
                              Fin.

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== A Sage's White Cat ==================== Drama ================== [SWHTC] ==
==============================================================================

  Overview
    Depicts the life of a sage as viewed from the sage's pet
    cat. An educational drama for children.

  Locations
    Tokione (Skyroad)

  Notes
    This show begins after you receive a 4 star ranking.

    The Skyroad is the 2-way bridge that goes from
    the top of the museum to the Hotel.

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  Episode 1

               I am a cat that lives within the tower of the
               sages.

               I spend each day with my kind and gentle master,
               living in happiness.

               There's nothing that makes me happier!

               My master hasn't been home in 3 days now. He
               must be really busy with work.

               But, I have my own work to do!

               While my master is away, it's my duty to protect
               the house from intruders! Meow!

           to be continued...

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  Episode 2

               One day, while my master was away, some sages
               what were living in the same tower came by to
               check on me and feed me.

               It's like the sages can sense when people are in
               need of help. Meow.

               So I guess that means they're just like my
               whiskers...

               .......................

               If I think about these kinds of things too hard, I
               start getting sleepy. I've had enought for now.

               I mean, I have to protect this home while my
               master is away!

           to be continued...

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  Episode 3

               I am a white cat that lives in the tower where the
               sages live.

               I'm currently watching the house while my master
               is away!

               Meow! I've spotted a suspicious looking insect!

               I refuse to let you sneak in here while my master
               is away! You just wait until I catch you! Meow!

               Crash!

               Oh no! That was my master's favorite vase! It's
               shattered into a million pieces!

           to be continued...

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  Episode 4

               I am stunned by the shock of breaking my
               master's favorite vase and am unable to move.

               That suspicious little bug used the opportunity to
               escape...

               This isn't good at all..

               But my master is a kind and gentle soul, so I don't
               think he'll be angry with me.

               No, he'll just sit there looking sad, yet still have a
               smile on his face. For me, that's even worse.

               I decided that I needed to find a way to help him
               and redeem myself.

           to be continued...

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  Episode 5

               I decided to warm up master's bed so that it
               would be nice and cozy for him when he got
               home.

               So I laid down on his bed and curled into a little
               ball...

               The bed smelled so nice that I must have dozed
               off myself...

               And I found myself dreaming of swimming with
               schools of fish. Meow.

               Splish! Splash!

               Wow, that sure was cold.

           to be continued...

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  Episode 6

               I woke up to something cold and strange!

               Huh? My master is already home. So what could
               this cold sensation be?

               Uh oh!

               I wet the bed...

               And not just the bed, but my master's clothes as
               well... Meow...

               Boo hoo hoo...

               The master heard me weeping and woke up.

           to be continued...

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  Episode 7

               When I came to, I realized that the vase I had
               broken had been cleaned up.

               Surely, my master must've picked it up so I
               wouldn't worry about it.

               But... But I wet the bed and got my master wet
               too!

               What should I do?!

               However, master was as kind and gentle as ever.

               Those that are living are bound to make some
               mistakes, he always said.

               Sob... Sob... Master!

           to be continued...

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  Episode 8

               Afterwards, my master and I had dinner together
               for the first time in a long while...

               There's nothing I love more than eating dinner
               together with him!

               But something always bothers me.

               My master's dinner is always nothing but
               vegetables and never looks very appetizing...

               Mine always looks so much better, with its meat
               and fish and being cooked nice and proper.

               But, master always said that he had to eat those
               things to save up his holy energy.

               What a shock!

               I see it on TV all the time; the common people
               constantly eating delicious food...

               Yet, if my master doesn't eat his food and store
               up his holy energy, then he'll be unable to help
               them!

               Hmph!

           to be continued...

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  Episode 9

               My master's job is to go out and listen to the
               people and help them with their problems.

               Even though he only need help the most
               desperate of cases...

               My master refuses to let any go without his help.
               Meow.

               And he never even stops to take a break for
               himself.

               I wonder if that means that normal people have
               that many issues?

               If somebody ever comes to me with the most
               boring and trivial story...

               Then I'll be sure to give them an Ultra Tornado
               Special Cat Punch right to the mouth!

           to be continued...

 _________  ________________________________________________
  Episode 10 - Final Episode

               I made up my mind!

               The next person that came by was going to get
               one of my Ultra Tornado Special Cat Punches as
               well as a Super Exciting Cat Kick!

               However, my master took one look at my face
               and said kindly...

               You can't be making such scary faces. Those
               that can help people in need have no choice but
               to do so.

               My master is too nice.

               It's not just my master though. Apparently, the
               ones known as sages are the same way.

               It's nice that the people can be helped by the
               sages and all, but who will be the ones to help my
               master when he's in trouble?!

               I'm sure the people are not capable of doing it...

               So that's why I want my master to rest properly
               and take good care of himself.

               And I'll be the one to help my master! Meow!

               The End.

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== Baseball Broadcast ==================== Sports ================= [BSBBR] ==
==============================================================================

  Overview
    Watch highlights of the top plays from the night games
    at the Cosmo Dome.

  Locations
    Artiela (inside)
    Tokione (Skyroad)

  Notes
    This show begins after you receive a 4 star ranking.

    When watching this show, the title of it changes to 'Baseball News'.

    The Skyroad is the 2-way bridge that goes from
    the top of the museum to the Hotel.

    You can watch this show in the Artiela Lottery (aka Artihella),
    or across from that where you play the Ukulele. Pretty much anywhere
    of the Atriela dome where you can see the sky.

 _________  ________________________________________________
  Episode 1

        Baton  Time for the sports news. I'm Baton, and
               alongside me is our in-house analyst, Bolan.

               Let's take a look at the highlights from the games
               this evening!

               With 2 outs and 2 strikes against him, the batter
               fouled off pitch after pitch!

               It was quite impressive.

        Bolan  Yeah, the batter put up quite a fight, but the
               pitcher really had his stuff going too.

        Baton  Although, there were some players who couldn't
               manage to stay awake until the end of the game.

        Bolan  I know how they feel.

               I had a little nap myself. Hahaha!

        Baton  Hahahaha!

               Well, until next time. So long.

               Baseball News
               All rights reserved. Landrollite News Group.

 _________  ________________________________________________
  Episode 2

        Baton  Time for the sports news. I'm Baton, and
               alongside me is our in-house analyst, Bolan.

               We're continuing today with out uninterrupted
               coverage of today's game, but... How about the
               play of Gojiro...

        Bolan  I can't get enough of watching Gojiro play.

               And look at his wife there in the stands. What a
               knockout!

        Baton  She sure is, Bolan.

        Bolan  I want a wife as beautiful as she is!

        Baton  Then you better try and be more like Gojiro.
               Rich, famous, handsom, and a great baseball player...

        Bolan  Do you think I really have to...?

        Baton  Probably...

        Bolan  Ugh...

        Baton  And that's all the time we have. So long,
               everybody.

               Baseball News
               All rights reserved. Landrollite News Group.

 _________  ________________________________________________
  Episode 3

        Baton  Time for the sports news. I'm Baton, and
               alongside me is our in-house analyst, Bolan.

        Bolan  I heard an interesting piece of news...

        Baton  What's that?

        Bolan I heard that Gojiro's sister is quite the fox.

        Baton  My, that is news!

        Bolan  Isn't it though? I'd sure like to have a cute little
               sister too.

        Baton  Well, if your sister's not cute, then it's just your
               parents' problem...

               But if she is cute, then even if you were to
               become a famous baseball player...

        Bolan  She'd still be my sister...

               Ugh...

        Baton  And that's all the time we have. So long,
               everybody.

               Baseball News
               All rights reserved. Landrollite News Group.

 _________  ________________________________________________
  Episode 4

        Baton  Time for the sports news. I'm Baton, and
               alongside me is our in-house analyst, Bolan.

        Bolan  I have terrible news. Gojiro has been injured!

        Baton  That is terrible news!

        Bolan  However, he just had a little fall and skinned his
               nose is all...

        Baton  What a relief... So it's not really big news at all, is
               it?

        Bolan  No, not really. But, even the littlest of news is
               still news, right?

               Don't you think that people want to hear the
               news, no matter how small it is?

        Baton  Well, I guess we all owe you a big thanks for
               looking out for us like that.

               Baseball News
               All rights reserved. Landrollite News Group.

 _________  ________________________________________________
  Episode 5

        Baton  Time for the sports news. I'm Baton, and
               alongside me is our in-house analyst, Bolan.

               I've just received some very big news today.

               Apparently, Gojiro is thinking of retiring!

        Bolan  True, but it was just a rumor and he himself
               denied it, right?

        Baton  Are you kidding? "No comment" is the same as
               admitting it!

        Bolan  You don't say...

        Baton  Oh, this just in...

               Gojiro has just announced that he has no plans
               of retiring.

        Bolan  What a relief! Yes, this is big news indeed!

        Baton  Yes, yes it is. The biggest of news!

               I'm glad we got to give everybody the news yet
               again today. Okay everybody, good night.

               Baseball News
               All rights reserved. Landrollite News Group.

 _________  ________________________________________________
  Episode 6

        Baton  Time for the sports news. I'm Baton, and
               alongside me is our in-house analyst, Bolan.

               Gojiro was swarmed by a horde of his female
               fans and barely managed to escape.

        Bolan  But he's married!

               I repeat! HE'S MARRIED!

               Leave him alone!

               Where's the love for me? I'm still single... Sob...
               Sob...

        Baton  Hey, are you okay?

               Forgive us, everybody. That's all for today.

               Baseball News
               All rights reserved. Landrollite News Group.

 _________  ________________________________________________
  Episode 7

        Baton  Time for the sports news. I'm Baton, and
               alongside me is our in-house analyst, Bolan.

               This may be sudden, but from tomorrow, we will
               be showing reruns of Baseball News.

        Bolan  Is it still "news" if they're reruns?

        Baton  Don't worry about it. History repeats itself, right?

        Bolan  Hey, you're right. It does. And that is news in
               itself!

        Baton  Exactly. Well, thank you everybody, and farewell.

               Baseball News
               All rights reserved. Landrollite News Group.

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== Tennis Broadcast ====================== Sports ================= [TNSBR] ==
==============================================================================

  Overview
    Tennis as played by famous athletes.
    Uncut and all day long.

  Locations
    Artiela (inside)
    Paradiso (outside)

  Notes
    This show begins after you receive a 4 star ranking.

    When watching this show, the title of it changes to 'Tennis News'.

    You can watch this show in the Artiela Lottery (aka Artihella),
    or across from that where you play the Ukulele. Pretty much anywhere
    of the Atriela dome where you can see the sky.

    Sherry, Mira's teacher in Tokione, says that you can watch this show
    at 'Intelligent Sea'.

 _________  ________________________________________________
  Episode 1

      Caster:  Hello, everybody. We interrupt our coverage of
               the tennis match to bring you...

               The major action taking place in the world of
               sports yesterday.

               There were no official baseball games played
               yesterday.

               In volleyball, the Panthers won 3 sets to defeat
               Milky Club.

               In tennis, there was a singles tournament, with
               Cassey emerging as the victor.

               In the marathon, there was an amateur meet
               yesterday, with Poppo coming out on top.

               Today's games are still in progress, so we'll have
               their results for you first thing tomorrow.

               See you again next time.

               Tennis News
               All rights reserved. Landrollite News Group.

           to be continued...

 _________  ________________________________________________
  Episode 2

      Caster:  Hello, everybody. We interrupt our coverage of
               the tennis match to bring you...

               The major action taking place in the world of
               sports yesterday.

               First up is baseball...

               Red Sky defeated Oceans 3-1.

               In volleyball, Enjoys won 3 sets to defeat the
               Attackers.

               Next, we have tennis, where Cassie won the
               singles tournament.

               Meanwhile, Miteran pulled away from the pack to
               win the marathon.

               Today's games are still in progress, so we'll have
               their results for you first thing tomorrow.

               We'll see you again tomorrow.

               Tennis News
               All rights reserved. Landrollite News Group.

 _________  ________________________________________________
  Episode 3

      Caster:  Hello, everybody. We interrupt our coverage of
               the tennis match to bring you...

               The major action taking place in the world of
               sports yesterday.

               First up is baseball...

               The game between the Cultures and Red Sky
               ended in a 3-3 tie.

               In volleyball, there were no official games held as
               the teams had the day off.

               As with tennis, where only practice matches
               were held.

               In the marathon, physical problems forced all of
               the runners to drop out, so nobody finished the
               race.

               Today's games are still in progress, so we'll have
               their results for you first thing tomorrow.

               See you again next time.

               Tennis News
               All rights reserved. Landrollite News Group.

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  Episode 4

      Caster:  Hello, everybody. We interrupt our coverage of
               the tennis match to bring you...

               The major action taking place in the world of
               sports yesterday.

               First up is baseball...

               Oceans defeated Greenfield 5-2.

               There was a leaque play in volleyball, with Milky
               Club emerging victorious.

               In tennis, there was a singles tournament, with
               Delden coming out on top.

               In the marathon, Miteran managed to win yet
               another race.

               Today's games are still in progress, so we'll have
               their results for you first thing tomorrow.

               See you again next time.

               Tennis News
               All rights reserved. Landrollite News Group.

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  Episode 5

      Caster:  Hello, everybody. We interrupt our coverage of
               the tennis match to bring you...

               The major action taking place in the world of
               sports yesterday.

               First up is baseball...

               Paradise defeated Greenfield 2-0 in their game.

               In volleyball, Club Pierre took 3 sets to defeat
               the Panthers.

               In tennis, the Tokione team emerged victorious in
               the Group League Amateur Tournament.

               And Epaul won the marathon.

               Today's games are still in progress, so we'll have
               their results for you first thing tomorrow.

               See you again next time.

               Tennis News
               All rights reserved. Landrollite News Group.

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== Soccer Broadcast ====================== Sports ================= [SCRBR] ==
==============================================================================
  Overview
    World Soccer Tournament. Leading teams in breath-
    takingly heated games relayed from around the world.

  Locations
    Artiela (inside)
    Tokione (Skyroad)

  Notes
    This show begins after you receive a 4 star ranking.

    When watching this show, the title of it changes to 'Tennis News'.

    The Skyroad is the 2-way bridge that goes from
    the top of the museum to the Hotel.

    This show airs again after 'Baseball Broadcast' ends.

    You can watch this show in the Artiela Lottery (aka Artihella),
    or across from that where you play the Ukulele. Pretty much anywhere
    of the Atriela dome where you can see the sky.

 _________  ________________________________________________
  Episode 1

      Caster:  We interrupt our coverage of the Soccer World
               Championships...

               To bring you the local weather.

               Tokione will be enjoying clear skies all day.

               Meanwhile, Lifeborn will be warm with clear skies.

               Those of you in Artiela will experience clear
               skies with scattered snow showers.

               Unfortunately, we could not decrypt the data
               sent from Intelligent Sea.

               It is yet another beautiful day in Paradiso.

               The wildlands are clear, although there is a UV
               warning for the area.

               That does it for the local weather. And now back
               to the match.

               Soccer News
               All rights reserved. Landrollite News Group.

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== Soccer Broadcast ====================== Sports ================= [MTHBR] ==
==============================================================================

  Overview
    Reporting up to date information on participating
    athletes in the Worldwide Marathon Meet.

  Locations
    Lifeborn Art Courtyard

  Notes
    This show begins after you receive a 4 star ranking.

    When watching this show, the title of it changes to 'Marathon News'.

 _________  ________________________________________________
  Episode 1

        Layla  Hello, everybody and welcome to Marathon
               News. I'm your jost. Layla.

       Suzuki  And I'm Suzuki from Weekly Style Magazine.
               Layla, the runners really look good today, don't
               they?

               Very smooth and strong. Shall we take a look at
               the shoes that support these runners and carry
               them to victory?

        Layla  You Really do like shoes, don't you... First, let's
               take a look at the runner in the lead.

       Suzuki  This runner is wearing a shoe designed from the
               Shine Company.

        Layla  Indeed. That particular model was a collaboration
               with a leading designer from Artiela.

               The design is a 180 degree difference from last
               year's model. Very simple and elegant.

       Suzuki  I agree. Of course, the previous model was
               nothing to scoff at. But this one is special indeed.

        Layla  It's like we're looking at the very future of shoe
               design. Well, that's all for today. See you next
               time.

               Marathon News
               All rights reserved. Landrollite News Group.

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  Episode 2

        Layla  Hello, everybody and welcome to Marathon
               News. I'm your host, Layla.

       Suzuki  And I'm Suzuki from Weekly Style Magazine.
               Layla, once again, it looks like the runners are
               wearing Shine Company shoes.

        Layla  You're right. Shine Corporation's latest shoes are
               built to be light, yet tough...

               And thanks to the special microchip inside them,
               the solers adjust their form to the runner's foot
               on the fly.

               It's said that they spent an entire two years on
               the research and development of the
               technology. What do you think, Suzuki?

       Suzuki  While I'm happy to see technology playing its role
               in our shoes. I hate to see it come at the
               expense of design.

               Well, I suppose despite it's rough design, it still has
               a certain appeal. So I suppose it's okay...

        Layla  That reminds me. You always wear shoes from
               Bravo Company, don't you... Well, that does it for
               today.

               Marathon News
               All rights reserved. Landrollite News Group.

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  Episode 3

        Layla  Hello, everybody and welcome to Marathin
               News. I'm your host, Layla.

       Suzuki  And I'm Suzuki from Weekly Style Magazine.
               Layla, I see you have some shoes from Shine
               Company.

        Layla  I thought you might notice. I'd like to take this
               time to make a small pitch for the Shine Company.

               With their comfortable soles and unique design,
               Shine Company shoes simply can't be beat.

               When you slip your feet inside them, the fit when
               you're running is simply incredible.

               The HASHIRI/SP3 from the Shine Company.
               When you're ready to take it to the next level.
               Available at fine stores everywhere.

       Suzuki  That reminds me, this program is sponsored by
               the Shine Company, isn't it? Do you mind if I take
               a pair for myself?

        Layla  You never can get enough shoes, can you... Well,
               that's all we have time for today.

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  Episode 4

        Layla  Hello, everybody and welcome to Marathon
               News. I'm your host, Layla.

       Suzuki  And I'm Suzuki from Weekly Style Magazine.
               Layla, are those Bravo Company shoes that you
               have there?

        Layla  The truth is, after our show last time, these
               shoes were sent to me...

               They feel a bit heavy, but they appear to be the
               new model of the ones you're wearing right now...

       Suzuki  Ahh... I was thinking of buying those. Their new
               features are a bit different...

        Layla  Their features... Oh, you mean design. Indeed,
               with improved insole technology and sharp lines,
               it's quite a good-looking shoe.

       Suzuki  It's definitely been influenced by the design of
               the Shine Company's shoes. It seems like Bravo's
               losing their tough...

        Layla  Do you think so? These shoes are selling out all
               over the place. And the lines on the side are oh
               so hot.

       Suzuki  The lines on the side... I suppose so. I don't care
               too much for them, but some people like that kind
               of thing.

        Layla  It's rumored that runner #2 in today's race is
               wearing the exact same shoes. And that's all the
               time we have for today.

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  Episode 5

        Layla  Hello, everybody and welcome to Marathon
               News. I'm your host, Layla.

       Suzuki  And I'm Suziki from Weekly Style Magazine.
               Huh? There're some runners wearing some
               pretty special shoes out there today.

        Layla  That logo... It's Subrutskin.

       Suzuki  Very nice. Subrutskin shoes are almost
               impossible to find, but they definitely have a
               devout following.

               With each of their shoes handcrafted by master
               shoemakers, it's amazing they can even produce
               50 pairs a month.

        Layla  The design has stayed the same for 10 years,
               yet it feels slightly irregular. Perhaps that's one
               of the reasons for it's popularity.

       Suzuki  Above all, they are quality shoes, which is what's
               most important. It'd be interesting if this runner
               actually wins the race.

        Layla  But, as we all know, the winner of the race
               always wears Shine Company shoes. That's all
               the time we have for today.

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  Episode 6
        Layla  Hello, everybody and welcome to Marathon
               News. I'm your host, Layla.

               My co-host Suzuki has the day off today, but as
               we watch the Marathong World Championship, a
               brief message from the Bravo Company.

               Affordable and stylish shoes... Only from Bravo
               Company.

               Even the most novice runner can enjoy running
               like a pro thanks to the microship technology in
               the soles of each pair.

               Get a pair for the kids for back to school or for
               working out at home.

               The shoes have the proper weight and balance
               for a perfect fit every time. And they fir even
               better after a few times in the wash.

               For a limited time only, if you buy a pair from the
               new casual line, then you'll get a second pair of a
               different color for free.

               And for those of you looking for the ultimate in
               luxury, we also offer our Presidential Line.
               That's all the time we have for today.

               Marathon News
               All rights reserved. Landrollite News Group.

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  Episode 7

        Layla  Hello, everybody and welcome to Marathon
               News. I'm your host, Layla.

       Suzuki  And I'm Suzuki from Weekly Style Magazine.
               Layla, how about we take a look at the runners'
               outfits instead of just their shoes?

        Layla  I thought we might actually take a look at the
               runners and the race itself.

               Today, the leader is a promising young rookie
               from the planet of Vault.

       Suzuki  That's great and all, but look at what he's
               wearing. I don't think he's got a shot at winning
               with clothes like that.

               And he's wearing NEED/SP from the Shine
               Company. Those shoes will be lucky to survive
               across the finish line.

               It's from that pair's poor design that the Shine
               Corporation learned from its mistakes and got to
               where they are today...

               The creative director probably wasn't given
               enough time to really settle on a design.

        Layla  .......................
               The weather outside is perfect for a nice jog.
               Perhaps you'd like to go and run yourself?

               Have fun and remember to keep running!

               This program was brought to you by the Shine
               Company. We support your active lifestyle.

               And also by the Bravo Company, home of the world's
               most beloved shoes.

               Marathon News
               All rights reserved. Landrollite News Group.

               Next time, we will be bringing you a repeat
               showing of Marathon News.

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