Bronze 10-4 Good BuddyYou've trucked all there is to truck.
Bronze Asteroid defense could use more fundingIt's a big sky and there is a surprising amount in it.
Bronze Call the gecko-caveman-money-sandwich thingWe make mascots and dabble in insurance.
Bronze Get it there cheapPizza is a game of profit margin and you've mastered it.
Bronze Got further than DonNext stop, riches!
Bronze Hey! I'm napping here!Let sleeping truckers lie.
Bronze I pity the schoo!Teacher's pet.
Bronze Keep those expenses lowSome things you can't learn in school. Although fuel conservation appears to not be one of those things.
Bronze Kid geniusFinished school in under 10 minutes!
Bronze No money backPizza on time. Every. Time.
Bronze Oh no!If a planet is destroyed a galaxy over, and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
Bronze One year inIt's been a blast... or two. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Bronze Outta my grillTook the worst the universe could throw at you.
Bronze Pizza PerfectThe pizza is safe… for now.
Bronze Pizza robot got nothin' on meIn the distant future, pizza delivery is a matter of life and death... and pizza.
Bronze Pizza without failNo challenge is too great when it comes to getting great pizza to the masses.
Bronze Semi… expensiveGet it? One of my favorite puns so far.
Bronze Shiny!All that glitters is not Au.
Bronze Sleep is overratedPayed for three day shipping. Got it in two. #winning
Bronze Thanks for playing!...and thanks for checking out the credits!
Bronze The way of the space roadClearly truckin' runs at the core of you.
Bronze There can only be oneSpacelander. Coming to theaters near you.
Bronze These things happenSomebody should really clean that graffiti up.
Bronze Trail BlazerWho put these cones here?
Bronze With honorsThe classiest of the top of the class.
Bronze You're a hero!Defender of the masses. Or at least people who won't leave without their pizza.
Silver Buy more sticky notesA fantastic use of the last sticky note. That's just good planning.
Silver Dr. Loans DSD.Doctorate prestige will vary.
Silver I AM ASTRONAUTStared into the void. Laughed.
Silver Keep it topped offYou're so green, you could be any alien from an old sci-fi film.
Silver Living on a prayerWooooooOOOOh we're half way there.
Silver Master of student loansNot one, but two for the price of two!
Silver Master of the normalAint nobody done normals like me.
Silver Master of timeTime is relatively precious.
Silver Not a scratch!The resale value has held up amazingly!
Silver Payin' down the plasticLook at you. So responsible.
Silver Student loan unlocked!What would self-betterment be without a little hurdle?
Silver StudiousPaid your student loans down $2000. Because you're awesome.
Gold Loan down!The future is bright…er!
Gold ONE HUNDRED PERCENTThis is the maximum percent for any game that cares about math. Thanks for playing!
Gold Thy core is of a hard persuasionThe hardcore do understand.
Platinum Done did everythingYou even did that one thing? Such dedication!