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Trophies for Blue-Collar Astronaut

There are 42 Trophies for Blue-Collar Astronaut
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Bronze 10-4 Good Buddy
You've trucked all there is to truck.
 
Bronze Asteroid defense could use more funding
It's a big sky and there is a surprising amount in it.
 
Bronze Call the gecko-caveman-money-sandwich thing
We make mascots and dabble in insurance.
 
Bronze Get it there cheap
Pizza is a game of profit margin and you've mastered it.
 
Bronze Got further than Don
Next stop, riches!
 
Bronze Hey! I'm napping here!
Let sleeping truckers lie.
 
Bronze I pity the schoo!
Teacher's pet.
 
Bronze Keep those expenses low
Some things you can't learn in school. Although fuel conservation appears to not be one of those things.
 
Bronze Kid genius
Finished school in under 10 minutes!
 
Bronze No money back
Pizza on time. Every. Time.
 
Bronze Oh no!
If a planet is destroyed a galaxy over, and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
 
Bronze One year in
It's been a blast... or two. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
 
Bronze Outta my grill
Took the worst the universe could throw at you.
 
Bronze Pizza Perfect
The pizza is safe… for now.
 
Bronze Pizza robot got nothin' on me
In the distant future, pizza delivery is a matter of life and death... and pizza.
 
Bronze Pizza without fail
No challenge is too great when it comes to getting great pizza to the masses.
 
Bronze Semi… expensive
Get it? One of my favorite puns so far.
 
Bronze Shiny!
All that glitters is not Au.
 
Bronze Sleep is overrated
Payed for three day shipping. Got it in two. #winning
 
Bronze Thanks for playing!
...and thanks for checking out the credits!
 
Bronze The way of the space road
Clearly truckin' runs at the core of you.
 
Bronze There can only be one
Spacelander. Coming to theaters near you.
 
Bronze These things happen
Somebody should really clean that graffiti up.
 
Bronze Trail Blazer
Who put these cones here?
 
Bronze With honors
The classiest of the top of the class.
 
Bronze You're a hero!
Defender of the masses. Or at least people who won't leave without their pizza.
 
Silver Buy more sticky notes
A fantastic use of the last sticky note. That's just good planning.
 
Silver Dr. Loans DSD.
Doctorate prestige will vary.
 
Silver I AM ASTRONAUT
Stared into the void. Laughed.
 
Silver Keep it topped off
You're so green, you could be any alien from an old sci-fi film.
 
Silver Living on a prayer
WooooooOOOOh we're half way there.
 
Silver Master of student loans
Not one, but two for the price of two!
 
Silver Master of the normal
Aint nobody done normals like me.
 
Silver Master of time
Time is relatively precious.
 
Silver Not a scratch!
The resale value has held up amazingly!
 
Silver Payin' down the plastic
Look at you. So responsible.
 
Silver Student loan unlocked!
What would self-betterment be without a little hurdle?
 
Silver Studious
Paid your student loans down $2000. Because you're awesome.
 
Gold Loan down!
The future is bright…er!
 
Gold ONE HUNDRED PERCENT
This is the maximum percent for any game that cares about math. Thanks for playing!
 
Gold Thy core is of a hard persuasion
The hardcore do understand.
 
Platinum Done did everything
You even did that one thing? Such dedication!