You Don't Know Jack Trophies

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  AWARD  TROPHIES

100,000aire!
Earn $100,000 lifetime

Always a Bridesmaid
Come in second place 5 times in online games

Beast Master
Get 10 animal questions correct.

Birth Certificate
Create a Contestant

Button Banger
Get a multiple choice question right in the first 2 seconds

Discovered Gauntlet of Fire
Find the very important gauntlet of fire

DisOrDat Destroyer
Answer all 7 DisOrDat items correctly

DisOrDat Participation Award
Complete DisOrDat in 30 seconds.

Enscrewsiast
Screw 50 times

Film In Your Brain
Get 10 movie questions correct.

It's Just More of This
Finish an episode

Living in the Past
Get 10 history questions correct.

Lose to a Loser
Lose an online game to someone with a rating at or below Dullard.

Menage-a-Quatre
Play 4-player game online

Mouth-Breather
Achieve the third highest rating

My First Time
Screw someone for the first time

Overconsumer
Listen to all commercials after one episode

Phatty
Get 10 food questions correct.

Quick-Draw McDumbass
Choose the wrong answer within the first 3 seconds 10 times.

Slack Attack
Get -$1 million on a Jack Attack.

Smelt the Roses
Get a multiple choice question right in the last 1 second.

Social Outcast
Finish 5 single player games on Friday or Saturday nights.

The Game's Half Empty
Play Episodes 1-37

The Game's Half Full
Play Episodes 1-36

Turncoat
Play on July 4th instead of celebrating America

500,000aire!
Earn $500,000 lifetime

Back Taxes
Win all prizes in Episodes 1-73

Beat a Winner
Beat someone with a rating of Unicorn in an online game

Consolation Trophy
Play 5 hours without getting a single trophy.

DisOrDash
Ace a DisOrDat in under 10 seconds

Genius for a Day
Score at least $30,000 above your average.

Jack Attack Dog
Get all 7 Jack Attack questions correct in a multiplayer game without messing up

One Teat Short of An Udder
Achieve the second highest rating.

Taking it from Behind
Come in from behind to win during the Jack Attack

Vidiot Savant
Get every question right in an episode

Virtual Virgin
Answer correctly after being screwed 5 times

1,000,000aire!
Earn $1,000,000 lifetime points

Perfect Attendance
Play Episodes 1-73

Unicorn
Achieve the highest gamer rating.

We Knew You Could Do It
Collect all trophies

Boob Tuber
Get 3 TV questions correct in JACK Pack

JACK Wrack
Play all episodes in JACK Pack

Lit Twit
Get 3 literature questions correct in JACK Pack

Map Dancer
Get 3 geography questions correct in JACK Pack

Incurable Hoarder
Collect all 10 prizes in JACK Pack

Super Know-va
Get 3 astrology questions correct in JACK Pack 2

Math Head
Get 3 math questions correct in JACK Pack 2

JACK Smack
Play all episodes in JACK Pack 2

B Sharp
Get 3 music questions correct in JACK Pack 2

Nest Egghead
Collect all 10 prizes in JACK Pack 2

Wizard of Balls
Get 3 sports questions correct in JACK Pack 3

Sci Fly
Get 3 science questions correct in JACK Pack 3

Past Perfect
Get 3 history questions correct in JACK Pack 3

JACK Crack
Play all episodes in JACK Pack 3

Steaming Stockpile
Collect all 10 prizes in JACK Pack 3

Animal Husband
Get 3 animal questions correct in JACK Pack 4

Cock of the Wok
Get 3 food questions correct in JACK Pack 4

Hot Butter
Get 3 movie questions correct in JACK Pack 4

JACK Sack
Play all episodes in JACK Pack 4

Overprize Load
Collect all 10 prizes in JACK Pack 4