Bronze A killer ensembleCollected half of all T-shirts
Bronze A new one!? Just wait for the next one, you big nerd!Obtained all Beam Katanas and parts
Bronze I knew you could do itEarned 10 Gold Medals on Free Fight Missions
Bronze I wish I had all of this season's new items too...Collected all T-shirts
Bronze I'm closing up shop, broPurchased all fo the merchandise at AREA 51
Bronze I'm deducting the compensation from your prize moneyBroke 510 destructible objects throughout Santa Destroy
Bronze Keep climbing those ranksEarned 25 Gold Medals on Assassination Missions
Bronze Looking for a thrill?Earned 1 Gold Medal on a Free Fight Mission
Bronze Looks like you're getting used to killingUsed whatever means available to beat 51 regular enemies
Bronze Not badEarned 5 Gold Medals on part-time jobs
Bronze Reaching for the top here too?Obtained a total score of 5,000,000 points in Score Attack
Bronze Remember to stay frosty!Earned 5 Gold Medals on Free Fight Missions
Bronze So you like to play ball, huh?Reflected Bad Girl's human clones with your Beam Katana
Bronze Sweeter than you thought? Just like Sylvia!Complete the game on 'BITTER' difficulty
Bronze Sylvia's cards are super rare, you know?Collected half of all Trading Cards
Bronze That's the stuff! You're a true Master now!Completed all Training Sessions
Bronze The association is getting damage claims, you know?Broke 51 destructible objects throughout Santa Destroy
Bronze The Destroy Warriors are nominating you for first placeReflected Dr. Peace's unblockable Quick Shot with your Beam Katana
Bronze There's lots more where those came fromEarned 10 Gold Medals on Assassination Missions
Bronze Travis! Your throws are the best!Learned all Wrestling Moves
Bronze Very impressiveDefeated 30 enemies in a row without taking any damage
Bronze Why don't you just start living in one?Used all toilets
Bronze You are now fully initiated. Use your skills wisely!Learned all of Lovikov's techniques
Bronze You are recognized as a protector of the UAA temporary RankingsDefeated 'Kimmy Howell'
Bronze You are recognized as Rank 10 on the UAA Ranking.Defeated Rank 10: 'Death Metal'
Bronze You are recognized as Rank 2 on the UAA Ranking.Defeated Rank 2: 'Bad Girl'
Bronze You are recognized as Rank 2 on the UAA temporary RankingsDefeated 'Alice Twilight'
Bronze You are recognized as Rank 24 on the UAA temporary RankingsDefeated 'Matt Helms'
Bronze You are recognized as Rank 3 on the UAA Ranking.Defeated Rank 3: 'Speed Buster'
Bronze You are recognized as Rank 4 on the UAA Ranking.Defeated Rank 4: 'Harvey Moseiwitsch Volodarski'
Bronze You are recognized as Rank 5 on the UAA Ranking.Defeated Rank 5: 'Letz Shake'?
Bronze You are recognized as Rank 50 on the UAA temporary RankingsDefeated 'Nathan Copeland'
Bronze You are recognized as Rank 51 on the UAA temporary RankingsDefeated 'Skelter Helter'
Bronze You are recognized as Rank 6 on the UAA Ranking.Defeated Rank 6: 'Holly Summers'
Bronze You are recognized as Rank 7 on the UAA Ranking.Defeated Rank 7: 'Destroy Man'
Bronze You are recognized as Rank 8 on the UAA Ranking.Defeated Rank 8: 'Shinobu'
Bronze You are recognized as Rank 9 on the UAA Ranking.Defeated Rank 9: 'Dr. Peace'
Bronze You're blushing!Admired all slightly saucy costumes
Bronze You're not as wet behind the ears as you look.Earned 1 Gold Medal on an Assassination Mission
Bronze You're ready for your Hollywood DebutReflected Destroyman's Destroy Canon with your Beam Katana
Bronze You're working hard, rookieEarned 1 Gold Medal on a part-time job
Bronze You've made it into the Hall of Fame of my heart!Earned 14 Gold Medals on part-time jobs
Silver Don't you have some real work to do?Obtained a total score of 10,000,000 points in Score Attack
Silver Keep slaughtering your way to the top!Used whatever means available to beat 510 regular enemies
Silver The S Stands for Sylvia. Did you know that?Earned an S rank on all Ranking Battles
Silver Why do nerds always have to find EVERYTHING!?Collected all Trading Cards
Gold Did you find someone stronger than you?Obtained a total score of 15,000,000 points in Score Attack
Gold What a massacre! You're awesome, Travis!Used whatever means available to beat 5100 regular enemies
Platinum Welcome to the Garden of MadnessObtained all Trophies