There are a total of 103 weapons, costume sets and equipment in the game. If you're playing for the console version, getting all of these will unlock the Full Arsenal trophy/achievement. Getting all the costumes will also unlock the Clothes Whore trophy/achievement. There are a lot of missable equipment and weapons especially during quests so make sure to loot every single container, item bag or knocked out enemies you encounter. Check every nook and cranny of the areas that can be interacted with as well.
The following items are listed alphabetically.
Equipment | How to Acquire |
Alien Gloves | Defeat the alien security chief in the main area then loot this from his body. |
Alien Helmet | After breaking free, loot this from the chest on the left side of the room, next to Randy Marsh. |
Alien Suit | Found in the chest right outside the first elevator in “Alien Abduction” |
Barbarian Armor | In a chest in the Catacombs of Quebec. |
Barbarian Gloves | Defeat the Barking Spider in Canada |
Barbarian Helmet | Chest, northwest corner of the Duke's palace. Destroy the wall to access it. |
Bling | Chest, Police Station Evidence Room |
Bishop Gloves | Shop in Banff, Canada |
Bishop Mitre | Shop in Banff, Canada |
Bishop Vestments | Shop in Banff, Canada |
Cheese Cap | Mackey's table inside the Community Center |
Cheese Costume | Mackey's table inside the Community Center |
Cheese Helmet | Mackey's table inside the Community Center |
Condom Cap | Found inside Mr.Slave's intestine. This is inside a chest right past the flashlight. |
Crab Carapace | In a chest behind the Crab Person, inside the cavern. You need to know Nagasaki before you can access it. |
Crab Helmet | In a chest behind the Crab Person, inside the cavern. You need to know Nagasaki before you can access it. |
Crab Pincers | In a chest behind the Crab Person, inside the cavern. You need to know Nagasaki before you can access it. |
Crown of Anal Pleasure | Deactivating the snuke self-destruct sequence inside Mr.Slave's ***. |
Druid Crown | Chest, in the house 2210's garage attic, same place where you can find Pete. |
Druid Gloves | Chest, inside Butter's garage. The key is found in his parent's room. |
Druid Robes | Garage of Stan's house |
Du-Rag | Hobo outside of U-Stor-It |
Fairy Princess Mittens | Sparkle Chamber shop |
Fairy Princess Robes | Sparkle Chamber shop |
Fairy Princess Tiara | Sparkle Chamber shop |
Friar Cap | Found in Token's garage. |
Friar Gloves | Complete “Hot Coffee” to get Tweek's stash key. Open the chest in their shop's back room to get this. |
Friar Robes | Complete “Hot Coffee” to get Tweek's stash key. Open the chest in their shop's back room to get this. |
Gnome Clothes | In the third area, destroy the partition to the left. Cross the fuses when they're not firing electricity then loot the bag to find this. (Quest: Defeat the Underpants Gnome) |
Gnome Gloves | After defeating the gnomes in your room, loot this from their fallen allies. |
Gnome Helmet | Shortly after entering the mouse hole, go around the mousetrap to the left the climb the stapled wires on the wall to reach the item bag containing this item. (Quest: Defeat the Underpants Gnome) |
Goth Cap | Buy it from the Hobo outside U-Stor-It |
Goth Gloves | Buy it from the Hobo outside U-Stor-It |
Goth Goth Outfit | Buy it from the Hobo outside U-Stor-It |
Jester's Cap | Inside the chest in Jimmy's garage. You can get it in a drawer in his house's second floor. |
Khan Armor | Kupa Keep Armory |
Khan Gauntlets | Kupa Keep Armory |
Khan Helm | Kupa Keep Armory |
KKK Armor | Kupa Keep Armory |
KKK Gloves | Kupa Keep Armory |
KKK Helmet | Kupa Keep Armory |
Knight Armor | Defeat Craig in the Dark Castle and loot the chest in the room. |
Knight Gauntlets | Looted from one of the cyclops in the Dark Castle's first floor. |
Knight Helmet | Acquired by destroying the eastern tower in the Dark Castle. |
Leather Armor | Sparkle Chamber shop |
Leather Gloves | Sparkle Chamber shop |
Leather Hat | Sparkle Chamber shop |
Minstrel's Cap | Elvenwares shop in the Elven Kingdom |
Minstrel's Gloves | Elvenwares shop in the Elven Kingdom |
Minstrel's Uniform | Elvenwares shop in the Elven Kingdom |
Monk Cap | Elvenwares shop in the Elven Kingdom |
Monk Gloves | Elvenwares shop in the Elven Kingdom |
Monk Robes | Elvenwares shop in the Elven Kingdom |
Necromancer Gloves | Defeat and loot the enemies in the second barricade in the cafeteria during the quest “Attack the School” |
Necromancer Hood | After defeating Stan or Butters, go upstairs to find your allies surrounded by enemies. Save them and loot this from one of the defeated enemies. |
Necromancer Robe | Found in one of the nazi zombie gingers in the school's main basement. |
Squire Armor | Destroy the chimney on the rooftop of Token's house to find the chest containing this. You can reach it using the alien probe. |
Squire Gloves | Rooftop of Tom's Rhinoplasty |
Squire Helmet | Rooftop of storage 240. You need to enter the Professor Chaos' Lair then teleport using the alien probe nearby. |
Stupid Spoiled Whore Clothes | Sparkle Chamber shop |
Stupid Spoiled Whore Gloves | Sparkle Chamber shop |
Stupid Spoiled Whore Hat | Sparkle Chamber shop |
Surgical Cap | Found inside Operating Room A in the abortion clinic, part of the quest “Unplanned Parenthood” |
Surgical Gloves | Found inside Operating Room A in the abortion clinic, part of the quest “Unplanned Parenthood” |
Surgical Scrubs | Found inside Operating Room A in the abortion clinic, part of the quest “Unplanned Parenthood” |
SWAT Armored Headgear | Inside the military headquarters in the crash site. Loot it from the killed SWAT officer. |
SWAT Tactical Gloves | Inside the military headquarters in the crash site. Loot it from the killed SWAT officer. |
SWAT Vest | Inside the military headquarters in the crash site. Loot it from the killed SWAT officer. |
Sweaty Headband | Hobo outside of U-Stor-It |
Tinfoil Hat | Defeat the alien conspiracy hobo in the lower area of the holding bay. You can access this after deactivating the ship's alarm and when you're on your way back to free up Randy. |
Training Gloves | Hobo outside of U-Stor-It |
Underpants Helmet | Once you've reached your parents' room, you have to defeat three more gnomes. One of them has this when looted. (Quest: Defeat the Underpants Gnome) |
Valkyrie Armor | Inside a chest in the girls' Sparkle Chamber. Accessible after successfully recruiting them. |
Valkyrie Gloves | Inside a chest in the girls' Sparkle Chamber. Accessible after successfully recruiting them. |
Valkyrie Headband | Inside a chest in the girls' Sparkle Chamber. Accessible after successfully recruiting them. |
Wife Beater | Chest inside the McCormick garage |
Witch Gloves | Inside the chest behind the fence beside Jimmy's house. (38291) You need the Gnome Dust to crawl in the opening to reach the chest. |
Witch Hat | Under the bench in front of Tweek Bros. |
Witch Robes | Head to the west of the school to find a log along the trail. Shrink and enter it to find the item bag. |
Wood Elf Armor | After defeating the wood elf in the Giggling Donkey (The Bard quest) |
Wood Elf Cap | After defeating Jimmy, loot this from the chest on the right side of his room. |
Wood Elf Gloves | Defeat one of the elves in the attic of the Giggling Donkey. |
Woodsman Armor | Elvenwares shop in the Elven Kingdom |
Woodsman Cap | Elvenwares shop in the Elven Kingdom |
Woodsman Gloves | Elvenwares shop in the Elven Kingdom |